Day off?

Well Raditz finally did something no one ever thought he would ever do. He actually gave his little brother a break… or did he?

It was early that morning. Bardock and Raditz were up early. They were in the kitchen. Goku still wasn't up.

" So Raditz… he's still sleeping?"

" He sure is. He can sure sleep."

" Can you blame him… I mean you did push him rather hard yesterday."

" I did not."

" He collapsed Raditz. I call that over work."

Raditz didn't say anything else.

" In any event could you ask you brother if he wants anything too eat?"

Before Raditz could even get up from his chair… Goku came running down the stairs.

" Yeah food!"

Raditz and Bardock couldn't believe Goku.

" Hey chill tiger." Came another voice. It was Goku's mother Samaka.

" Oh good morning dear." Bardock said.

" Morning mother." The boys said. Samaka smiled at her sons.

" Uh Bardock… didn't we have company yesterday?"

" Yes… Kakarot's mate and children and his granddaughter." turns to Raditz " Speaking of which… were are they?"

" Gohan and the others are on the South base. The house has gotten too small with them around. Besides… I can't take that damn harpy shouting every damn morning."

" You talking about Chi-chi?"

" Yes. Kakarot how did you ever learn to deal with that?"

" I don't know."

" Why did you even mate with her?"

" Well I loved her of course… even thought I didn't say anything at first. But as time went on it well… you know."

" Oh I know alright. That brat of yours nearly killed me."

" Uh Raditz… so what are we going to do today?"

" Nothing. You have a day off."

" Really?"

" Yes really. I can't keep teaching you every day. I need a break too."

" Oh well. I guess I'm not getting any training in today."

" Your impossible."

" I know." yawns " I'm going back to bed."

" At 7oclock in the morning?" Raditz questioned.

" I'm tired. Laters."

Goku walks back up to his room. Raditz has a mischievous look on his face.

Bardock notice it. " Raditz… what do you think your up too?"

" Who me? Up to something?"

" You can't hide it from me."

" Nor can you hide it from me cousin." Turles said.

" Who asked you?"

" What are you planning on doing?"

" Don't answer a question with a question." Raditz said annoyed.

" Well what are you planning on doing?" Turles asked again.

" What do you think?"

" I have a feeling it's another bedtime lesson."

" Raditz your not suggesting you teach him that now." Bardock said.

" What? He has to learn it sometime. Kakarot is very attractive. Its only a matter of time before another Saiyan will try his luck."

" I think I know where you're going with this. Alright I get it now cous."

" Do you really think Kakarot's up for that?" Bardock asked.

"Well the only way to find out is to go up there and try."

" Good luck…"

" This is going to get ugly." Bardock said.

" You're telling me."

Raditz walked up the stairs. He walked into his brother's room. Suddenly he began to strip. Goku didn't even notice his brother's ki. Raditz walked around the other end of the bed and went under the covers. Anyone who knows Goku knows he sleeps like a baby. Nothing but the magic word can wake him. About a hour later Goku woke up. He rolled over and he saw his brother laying next to him. Goku screamed… jumping out of the bed.

" Raditz! Get out of here!"

Raditz woke up…rubs his eyes. " Uh Kakarot would you keep it down." He mumbled.

" No I won't keep it down! I want you… out of MY bed this instant."

" Oh come on little brother. It isn't so bad."

" It's one hundred percent gross."

Raditz looked up. Goku was standing on the bed nude.

" For one thing I must say… you look rather sexy today."

" What did you say?"

" You heard me."

Goku wondered where that statement came from. Then he looked down at himself. He notice he wasn't wearing anything. " Ah… I could have sworn I was wearing something when I got to bed."

Raditz was looking at his brother with great interest. Goku got back in bed and searched for some cloths. He found them lucky enough. Goku gets out of the bed again. He sees a pile of cloths on the floor. He knew right away it was his brothers.

" What do you think your doing?" He asked.

" What do you think I'm doing? I'm teaching you the next lesson."

" The next lesson… is to make sure you have cloths on before you jump out from a bed." Goku said.

" No silly."

" Do I even what to hear this?"

" Today's lesson is going to teach you to have sex with other Saiyans."

" AH! THAT'S SICK."

Bardock and Turles looked up. " See uncle didn't I tell you."

" This is going to be a long day."

Back upstairs Raditz was trying to explain everything. " Alright little brother…"

" I don't want to hear this."

" Well too bad… you have to. You can either hear it from me or you can hear it from father… and dad can he ruffer then me."

" How do I get myself into these messes. Alright go on."

" Alright then. Saiyan sex…."

" Oh gosh I feel like a kid listening to his parents telling him the story of the birds and the bees."

" Are you finished interrupting me?" Raditz hissed.

" Yes."

" Alright then… were was i. Ah yes Saiyan Sex…. This is a very emotion thing. Most times Saiyan sex is between a man and a woman. However there are times where it is between two males. In these instances it gets very involved. Most times the so-called couple will get naked and have sex most of the night. In rare occurrences one of them may actually get pregnant!"

" Did I hear you right? Did you say PREGNANT!"

" That is what I said."

" How the heck is that possible?"

" We Saiyans can do that. But like I said its rare."

" Were not going to be doing any of that are we?"

" We not today."

" So were are going to be doing it?"

" You said you wanted to learn everything about our race…. Well I'm teaching you EVERYTHING about our race. If you like it or not… you must learn this. The reason for this is because you are very sexy and any Saiyan would just love to have a go at you. So I think you should be prepared for that. Until then…. Pleasant dreams little brother."

" Ya sure."

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