Due to the increase in reviews, I will post my new chapter early. Thank you to all who reviewed. Oh yes, and the gerbils say thank you and now when they enslave the earth, you will be favored government officials. And now, rather than bore you with talk, here's my new chapter.
Gaara's Therapy
Chapter 4: Puppy Power
Gaara was taking Spike out for a walk and wondering how such an evil demon could be hidden inside such a cute form, when Kiba came toward him with Akamaru close behind him as usual. "Hey Gaara I heard you got a dog," Kiba said. "I had no idea you had a soft spot for animals." Gaara glared at Kiba, but decided to ignore the soft spot comment and not squish him. "Anyways Gaara, I was wondering if we could let our dogs see each other again, maybe in a little friendly competition and after that maybe hang out together..." "Uh, sure Kiba," Gaara answered. "As soon as you get Akamaru to stop sexually harassing Spike." Kiba looked down and saw the dogs sniffing each other in certain places I can't mention and still have this chapter rated G. "Oh no, silly, that's just how dogs say hello," Kiba said inching toward Gaara and trying to say 'hello' in dog language. "Whoa, whoa, whoa Kiba. You don't have to be so friendly, I mean we've already said hello and everything. Uh, sure we can hang out as long as you never say hello to me again." "Cool, meet me at the dog show today at 1pm and bring Spike," Kiba said waving at Gaara who was trying to stop Akamaru and Spike from being even more 'friendly' with each other than they had been before.
That day, Gaara met Kiba backstage in the grooming area at the dog show. Kiba showed him how to properly groom Spike, but Gaara decided to groom her his way. In the end of Gaara's grooming, Spike had a spiked collar, a mohawk dyed green, and three clip on earrings on each ear, while Kiba kept adding numerous ribbons and bows to Akamaru's fur until Gaara finally asked him why he made his dog a cross-dresser. Kiba politely explained that the judge liked bows. When the dogs were called out to see who would be Best In Show and win a lifetime supply of doggy chow, Gaara walked out and presented the judge/ 3rd Hokage of the Leaf Village with a large bow which Kiba said he liked so much. Gaara wondered if the 3rd Hokage was a cross-dresser. The 3rd Hokage looked at all the dogs; Akamaru, Spike, Kakashi's dogs, and even Sasuke's hairless friend until he finally came to a decision. "I am proud to announce that this year's Best In Show is Harry," he said indicating Sasuke and his hairless friend named Harry. Sasuke came up to collect the trophy and doggy chow, but before he could reach the winner's circle, Spike and Akamaru (who had obviously been planning this the whole time) jumped up, took the doggy chow and ran out of the arena into the forest. Kiba turned angrily to Gaara. "Your dog is a bad influence on Akamaru and I'm afraid we can't hang out with you anymore," Kiba said before running after Akamaru. "Hey, wait Akamaruཀ Don't leave meཀ I can changeཀ" Gaara had lost his sort-of-friend, Kiba and his best friend/pet, Spike had left him to elope with Akamaru. Treatment 1 was definitely a failure.
Sorry to leave you with a depressing end, but in the next chapter, Gaara sees Shikamaru again and gets another treatment. What will it be? Review and I will post the next chapter sooner for your reading enjoyment. Ok. Bye everyone. That's it. You can stop reading now. WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME, YOU FREAKY STALKERSཀཀཀཀཀཀཀཀཀཀ I am sorry. I got a little paranoid for a second. I'll have to talk to my psychologist about it...