Welcomes! this is the final chapter! To your disapointment (sorry for the requests not fulfilled.) there will be no yaoi, but there is a surprise ending! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and it's mad skills at rocking.

"NO FREAKIN' WAY!" replied the trio.
The had just recieved the devious plot. The senseis had devised that their students must attend the annual Konohagakure Ball.(Hope I spelled that right...)
"Why do we have to go?" Naruto asked.
"Why not? It's good for social interaction between young people...At least that's what Gai said." Kakashi replied.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA! This is gonna be so COOL!" Sakura exclaimed.
Sasuke remained silent.
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GETTING READY!

Ino remaged threw her closet for something perfect. "Sasuke may be a girl now, but that doesn't mean he won't change back!"
But in actuallity (If we recall from the manga) that Ino does not truly like Sasuke, she's just trying to out do Sakura.
Ino got a gleam in her eye. An evil gleam that gleamed evilly with an evil gleam of gleamosity.

Sakura was extremely excited. She ran about her room getting things ready. Sasuke sat on her bed.
FLASHBACK!
"So Sasuke, are you going?"
"No, probably not."
"WHY! You have to go! It'll be a lot of fun."
"sigh Fine. But...I don't know what I should wear..What if I changed back?"
"Hmm...Wear a suit any way...Or better yet! Go to my house and I can help you."
END OF FLASHBACK!
Sasuke wore a tuxedo. A she-rebel type outfit Sakura had in the back of her closet. Then Sakura emerged from the changing screen in her room. She wore a lavender Chinese style dress with light blue and silver sakura design. Sasuke blushed. She had her hair in two buns (like Ten Ten, only with strands sticking out). "I'm ready! Let's go!" She grabbed his arm and the headed off.

"Must find killer outfit to impress Naruto." Hinata ran around frantically. (These girls do a lot of running..) She found an old dress in her closet. It was her mother's when she was young. It was wine red with black cranes, a ballet neck with out sleeves, it poofed out and went to the knees. (Cool.) She blushed as she looked in the mirror. Not her usual attire of a giant hoody and black capris. "Anou..." She started, but then she stood up straight and said to herself, "For my future as Mrs. Uzumaki!" blushing severely in the process.

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°BALL TIME!°

Everyone in Konoha was there (all except those that weren't...don't you love an oxymoron?). All the boys were decked out in tuxes insert fan girl screaming here and the girls in dresses or shirts and skirts. Everyone hung out with their friends or their groups. The older people hung out with each other.
"My! what a fine display of youth at its best!" Maito Gai said.
"Eyep." said Kakashi, busy reading his Icha Icha Paradise (or for those of us who are rabid, Make Out Paradise).
Our favorite trio, Sasu, Saku, and Naru, were just arriving. Sasuke and Sakura waited by the table when Naruto approached. "Hey guys!" Said Naruto. Sas and Sak blushed. Naruto was wearing a Navy blue tux with an orange undershirt and a matching Navy blue tie. "H-hi.." they both said. INO! Ino was grumbling and watching the trio talk with one another.
"How troublesome." Shikamaru said, while Choji munched on chips.
"Heh! Whad'you know?" Ino said.
"I'd rather not be here. Besides, what's the point of a dance if you're not going to dance?"
This gave Ino an idea to get Sasuke jealous and to finally defeat Sakura.
"I'll dance with you." she declared.
This indeed grabbed Shika's attention. So they started dancing to the music. And it was a classical song.

"Ha...What an evening." said Kiba. Akamaru was wearing a bow-tie.
"..." said Shino.
"Anou..." Hinata was a little embarassed, but when you look hot and you know you do, you can't help but be a little self conscious.
"Yeah, Hinata?" asked Kiba.
"I-I'm going to talk to N-Sakura." (Nice save!)
"Go ahead Hinata." said Shino.
She walked away and in unison, both Shino and Kiba said, "Damn she's fine." They both looked at each other.

"Hey Sasuke! Dance with me!" said Sakura.
"Are you nuts?" he-gah-she replied.
"It'll be fun! C'mon!"
"Fine.."
"Yay!"
"But I'm warning you."glare, then smile"Step on my feet, you die."
She glared at Sasuke "Oh I'm a klutz, am I?"
"I was just joking!" -doesn't want to die as a girl and before he can kill Itachi.
So the two go out on the dance floor.

Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro happened to be there as well.
"Why are we here again?" asked Temari.
Kankuro pulled out a flask from the inside of his jacket.
"Oh yeah." she said.
"I like this music." Gaara said.
"It's a bunch of old music. It's kinda boring in my opinion." Kankuro said. "Now it's time to spike the punch!"

Naruto stood by the refreshment table (Choji raiding it) with Iruka.
"Bleah, I'm bored."
"Well, why don't you go and dance?"
"Look." Naruto pointed to the people dancing."It's all couple stuff."
"So..why don't you find a girl to dance with?"
"WHAT!"
"H-Hello Naruto.." said Hinata as she approached him.
"Hi Hinata!"
"Would y-you l-like to dance?" she said, blushing severely.
"Sure!"
"YES!" She got weird looks,"ANO...Ah-"
"Let's go!" he grabbed her hand and they went off dancing.
Iruka smiled and shook his head.

"Okay, let's do this." Kankuro said.
Temari made sure to distract those at the table. Only one person was paying any real attention. Choji. She watched him as he ate anything and everything her wanted. In a polite voice she talked to Choji, "Why hello there."
"Mm?" he had his mouth full.
"Would someone such as yourself care to dance? I know someone such as yourself must be as bored as I am."
He gulped his food down, "Sure, why not? I have nothing better to do."
So they walked away, giving Kankuro the liberty of spiking the punch...with sake. Gaara stood by not paying attention to Kankuro, when a girl came up to him.
"Hi!" she said.
"..." "Hello."
"would you like to dance with me?"
"I'm not good at dancing."
"Heh, neither am I. But we can still kind of dance, right?"
"..." "Alright."

"You know.." Kakashi began.
"GYUH!" Kankuro got busted.
"I think some kids are under aged, but I think the adults wouldn't mind taking that."
"Eh..heheheh...Sure!"
"Plus you gotta do some public service for a week."
"Man! No way!"

So they're all dancing and romancing, when suddenly!
Things are dark and quiet. Everyone is on guard.
"Hi! Did we miss anything?"
Everyone had a REALLY shocked look on their face.
Itachi! Kisame! OROCHIMARU!
"OOHH! They have motserella sticks!" said Kisame.
"Anko darling!" Orochimaru said.
they threw off their Akatsuki cloaks to reveal tuxedos. insert fan girl screaming here.
Shock and awe

The festivities continued with an eerie sense. All shocked at the randomness that befell them. Naruto and Hinata went outside and Hinata manged to get her first kiss.(YAY!) Kiba had no one to dance with but Akamaru.(YAY!) Temari now has a crush on Choji.(YAY!) Ino manged to get her first kiss to. Shikamaru confessed to her, some distance away from Naruto and Hinata.(YAY!) Gaara got his first kiss on the cheek! And didn't kill the chick!(YAY!) Orochimaru tried to make out with Anko.(...Yay?) BUT! There was commotion in motion!

"L-Little brother!" Itachi asked.
"..." DEATH
"Y-you're...YOU'RE A GIRL!"
"You're a genious."
"B-but...how? why? ...Did you get a sex change! Oh Sasuke! That murder of our parents affected you in the wrong way entirely! tears Where'd did I go wrong in my megalomaniac ways?"
Finally, after all the time of this fanfic, Sasuke decided to use...HANA NO JUTSU! Yes, the very Jutsu he learned from the very scroll that cursed him.
"HANA NO JUTSU!"
nosebleed Itachi was KO-ed.
Just like Naruto's ninja centerfold technique, the Hana no jutsu technique made one tall, thin, but muscular, long haired, and all around GODDESS.
Kisame ran to Itachi's side.
"Itachi-sama!"
Suddenly in a puff of smoke Sasuke detransformed and into...Himself again! (YAY!) Sakura blushed as she looked at Sasuke. He looked at her and kissed her.
Every man who didn't have a girl with him, was KO-ed by sasuke's newly learned technique.

±THE END!±
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I apologize for the weird ending! I got lazy.