Wedding Maddness

The whole gang had been told of my engagement to Trunks, except for my friends. I thought for a moment and then walked over to the phone. Trunks looked at me and asked, " Who are you calling?"

I gave him this look like, ' Who do you think I'm calling!' Trunks looked back with a 'Geez don't bite my head off' look.

I picked up the phone and dialed Lisa's number. The phone started ringing. Lisa picked up the phone. " Hello?"

" Hey, Yo Lisa, what's up?"

" I was just about to ask you that. What new gossip do you have?"

" Well its not gossip. Its true. The best thing happened to me today…."

" What happened?"

" Guess."

" Oh come on, don't keep me in suspense! Tell me."

" Alright… well you remember Trunks right?"

" Uh huh…. Wasn't he the boy you were going out with?"

" That him. Well he… he asked me to marry him."

There was silence over the phone for a moment. Then Lisa started to speak again. " That has got to be the best news I heard all day! So when is the wedding? Spill…"

" Alright, well the wedding is in about three months. We aren't sure where we are going to have it. Your welcome to attend if you want."

" Oh of course. I'd love to come. You're one of my best friends. I wouldn't dream of not coming! Can u be your maid of honor?"

" Uh sure. It would be great. I'll see you in three months… bye." I hung up the phone. I started making calls like made. I called my parents too. They were so excited that I was finally getting married and to a Royal Saiyan no less. It was the proudest day of their lives. Bulma looked at me again.

" So do you want me to help out with the plans?"

Vegeta looked at his mate. He gave her a dirty look. " We are not having an earthling wedding! I absolutely refuse to allow it! No son of mine is going thought that human ritual!"

" Hey, listen here… this is my wedding not yours father! So if you don't mind stay out of it!" Ray shouted.

" Ray does gave a point father…. This is our wedding."

Bulma sighs at her son. " Give your father what he wants."

Both Ray and Trunks snap their heads toward Bulma. " What!"

" Just hear me out… we compromise… we will have a mixed wedding. We will take parts of both Saiyan rituals and human rituals. Now can we all live with that?" Bulma asked.

Everyone in the room sighs. " Yeah, I guess I could live with that." Trunks said.

The preparations were going on. Bulma was working feverishly to get all the preparations under control. She had a long list on the table. Ray walked over to the table and looked at the list. " I had no idea it took this much stuff to prepare a wedding!"

" Well it is a lot… but we will be able to skip some of this… for instance we won't be needing a cake… as we all know how Saiyans react to caffeine and sugar." Bulma thought back to the time when a few Saiyans were over and had some. It was a mess… and Goku… he was high.

" Uh Bulma you want me to help you with the preparations?" Ray asked.

" This is your wedding after all… but usually the bride has to do all this… but since you don't know much about it I'll help you out with all the details."

" There is no need for details…"

" Alright then… then I guess we won't be having food." Bulma said.

The whole room looked at her. " No food!"

" We are going to have to work on that stuff… so lets get going… knowing you Saiyan's I'd better get a lot."

" Lets go." Ray put her shoes on and both of them left to the chattering place.

Bulma went to the chattering place to get all the food preparations ready. We walked in and entered a waiting hall. It was rather quite nice. Ray had never seen a place like this in her life. She saw samples of everything around the room.

" Interesting… isn't it?" Bulma said, breaking the silence.

" Uh yes it is."

Then all of a sudden a young good looking man came into the room. He had a mop like haircut. His hair was a grayish color. He looked like he was in his early twenties.

" Good morning ladies… My name is Yuki. How can I help you?"

" We are getting prepared for a wedding." Bulma said.

" Congrats. Alright lets get down to the details." He pulled out a book.

" Where will we be having it?"

" Its going to be an outside wedding with an indoor reception. It is a nice little place by the ocean."

" Ah lovely. Alright how many people will be attending?"

" Hm…. I'm not sure exactly how many people will be attending… maybe around 1,500 people or so." Ray said.

Yuki was in shock. He wasn't so sure he heard Ray correctly. " Did you saw 1,500… people?"

" Uh huh."

" Alright then. How much food do you require?"

Bulma pulls out her calculator and she startes pushing in numbers. " Around 3.5 tons would be enough."

Yuki didn't pick up on the word tons right a way. " Wait 3.5 pounds?"

" No tons."

" Did you say tons! What are you doing inviting the whole world? There is no way that 1,500 people could eat that much."

" That's what I said."

" But how is it possible?"

" Lets just say that all have HUGE appetites."

Yuki looked back at Bulma and Ray. " I can tell from the amount of food. Alright then… that will be 3.5 tons. Do you want a cake too?"

" Oh no… absolutely no cake! That would end up in a disaster."

Bulma thought back to the time Goku went over the edge because of sugar.

" Everything will be done as you asked Mrs. Brief..." Yuki said.

" Thank you so much."

Bulma and Ray leave... the wedding was approcing fast.

Months later…

It was the day before the wedding. Ray was making the last minute arrangements for the big day. Ray was so excited. She looked at her bed. There were so many pieces of clothing all over the place. Ray was having a panic attack! " Ah! Why me! Why! This is the day before my wedding and I'm no where near ready! I gotta find something to wear… Why did I have to agree to make this a mixed marriage? I don't know what to wear!"

Ray was losing her mind. She took a deep breath. ' Alright Ray… calm down. Don't do this the day before your wedding! You have been waiting for this day your whole life… don't lose your cool now.'

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Ray sighed again. ' This just isn't happening! Who the heck could that be!' She thought.

The knocking got louder. " Ray, are you in there! It's me Lisa!"

Ray sighed again. ' Oh man… Lisa's here… shoot I can't let her see me like this…'

Acissej looked at Lisa. " She in there?"

" If she is she hasn't responded."

Acissej knocked on the door even louder. " Ray… you need help in there!"

" I'm kinda busy sis!"

" Ray… don't make me break that door down."

Ray sighed in frustration and then opened the door. Lisa and Acissej walked in the room. The saw all the cloths laying on the bed. It looked like Ray was trying to pick out cloths for a date instead of a wedding.

Lisa looked at Ray. " What are you doing! You don't have time to be going out! You have a wedding to get ready for."

Ray looked back at her friend. " I know! But I don't know what to wear!"

Lisa looked at Ray with disbelief. ' I know she's from another planet but this is ridiculous… how can she not know what to wear for a wedding!' " You were white silly."

" No… in a Saiyan wedding… you where red, and blue."

' Well now I guess I understand why she's having such a hard time with this.'

Acissej looked at her sister. " Well a dress would be apportite."

" No kidding…" She said sarcastically. She points to the bed. " Which one?"

The two girls looked at the bed. There were many dresses already pulled out.

" I found these on my bed this morning… mother must have come by and picked out a few."

" This is a few?" Lisa said in disbelief.

" I can't help it if mom can get a bit over board…"

" Ray… this isn't a bit… mom did go over board."

Ray looked back at the bed. " Alright I guess."

Acissej looked at the cloths again. She picks out A prom like red and royal blue dress. The dress also had a spark filled top. " So what do you think sis?"

Ray looked at the dress. She smiled. " This is perfect sis! Thank you. It would have taken me a century to pick one out."

" What are sisters for?"

The next morning…

Trunks was looking through his cloths for his tux. He was going nuts. All the other pieces of clothing were all over the floor, the window, the bed… you name it… there was clothes on it. He couldn't believe he was this unprepared. " Ah! Where the heck is it!"

He didn't have anything on except his underwear. He runs out from the door… and trips over a shirt. He falls down outside his door. He quickly untanges himself and runs past Bra's room. She opens her door.

" Trunks? Everything alright?" Then she noticed that how he looked. " Oh my God! Trunks! Put some cloths on!"

He looks down at himself. " Oh great! I'm a mess… Bra tell me… did you see me tux?"

Bra covers her eyes. " I haven't seen it." She said.

" Well thanks anyway…" Trunks speed off, down the stairs.

Bulma and Vegeta were down there. Bulma gasped. " Trunks Brief! Put some clothes on!"

" Sorry mom… but I can't find my tux!"

" It's at the cleaners…"

Trunks slaps himself in the head. " I'm such an idiot!"

Yeah I knew that already Chibi Trunks thought.

" Well anyway… I gotta go pick it up… man… I can't believe I'm falling apart on the day of my wedding!"

" Humans… they turn such a simple thing into a blown out thing." Vegeta said

" It's important father…. Its like… a coronation for a King!"

" Oh well I guess then it is important. Speaking of which…. You have to have your prince coronation… you neglected to do that."

" Can I do it after the wedding?"

" Alright… you can do it after the wedding."

" Thanks dad…" Trunks was about to run out the door when his mother called him back.

"Uh Trunks honey."

" Mom… I gotta pick up my clothes."

" Not like that, your not."

Trunks just remembered he was wearing nothing but his boxers. " Thanks again mom…" He runs back up the stairs and grabs a pair of pants and a shirt. He quickly puts them on and runs back out the door.. " See you later." He said as he ran out the door.

At the beauty parlor…

Ray was getting her hair done. Her sister and her friend Lisa were trying to figure out how to fix it.

" Why don't we get it trimmed."

" We can't do that Lisa… if we cut her hair it won't grow back."

" Why not?"

" Because for some strange reason, Saiyan hair doesn't grow. I cut my hair a while back… it hasn't changed at all. And Ray is upsets with the length of her hair… so I guess that's out."

" Um… why don't we straighten it?"

" That's a good idea… that way it will just be more manageable. And it can go back to its normal messed up way after… Alright. That's sounds good."

Lisa and Acissej walked up to Ray. " Hey sis…. we decided what we are going to do with your hair…"

" Woah! Wait one minute…. This is my hair! You two have no say in what I do with it!"

They gave Ray a dirty look. Then Acissej started shouting… " Just shut up and listen to your big sister!"

Ray's ears start ringing. " For the name of Kami! Don't shout in my ear!"

The cleaner came by. " Alright…. You ready miss?" She asked Ray.

" Yep…. Go ahead."

The cleaner started by wetting Ray's hair. And then she starts putting shampoo and all that good stuff in her hair. She rubes it in her hair.

' Why me! Why do I have to do all this…' Ray thought. She hated having to get all nice looking. She didn't like to be girly. She was a Saiyan warrior… a princess no less.

Then the cleaner rinses the stuff out of Ray's hair and she dries it. Ray thanks the lady.. just so she doesn't get the wrath of her friend Lisa and her elder sister Acissej. Ray walks over to a big swivel chair. A black haired man comes to the chair.

" Good day miss… what can I do for you today?"

Acissej came closer. " We want to straighten my sisters hair."

' Damn you Acissej… I can't wait till I get you out of my hair!'

Acissej heard her sisters thoughts. ' Hey listen you… just be grateful… I'm doing this for you… I don't want my sister to look like a peasant. You are a princess who is about to marry the most handsome prince around…'

' Hey… don't you even think about it sis! He's mind. And if I ever catch you near my mate… I will personally slit your throat you hear me…'

' Yes, yes… don't worry I won't. He's all yours. Now aren't you happy you came here.'

' I wish I could just drown you in the sink!'

Acissej ignored her sister's last comment. The hairdresser continued to do Ray's hair. Her hair was impossible to fix. It was determined to stay the way it was. After a good half an hour the dresser finally got Ray's hair straight. Ray looked at the mirror, and she couldn't believe how good it looked. She looked so beautiful in her dress and straighten hair. She thanks the hairdresser again and she the others leave for the place, using instant transmission.

Most of the guests were there. Ray's parents looked at there daughter. Her mother looked like she was going to cry. " Oh my… Ray… you looked so beautiful…."

" Thanks mom…."

" Ray… honey.."

" Yes dad?"

" I always knew you would turn out great… you are my little girl…. And now your going to get married and have a family of your own.. I'm so proud."

" Thanks dad. I'll try to make you even more proud of me…"

Just then Lisa's boyfriend shows up. He was all dressed up in black attire with a long white trench coat. He sees Lisa. Walking up to her he says, " I'm sorry I'm late…"

" But your not…."

" Did I leave you here wait for long… you see I had a meeting… and you know how it is…"

" Kaiba… your not late…."

" I'm not? But you were…"

" I just got here. Don't worry… I'm not mad at you."

" That's good… so where is the groom?"

" I have no idea where he could be." Lisa sees Bra. " Hey Bra… do you know where your brother is?"

" The last time I saw him… he was headed to the cleaners."

" The cleaners… what on earth?"

" Just like Trunks to get all crazy on the biggest day of his life. He can be all cool at presidential meetings with me… but when it comes to a wedding… he looses his cool!" Kaiba said.

" Your telling me… he was running around the house like a manic this morning…" Bra said.

" Oh poor Trunks." Lisa said.

" Man I would have loved to see that." Acissej said.

Ray gave her sister a glare. " Don't even think about it sis… he's my mate… not yours."

" Alright… alright. Chill."

" God… where the heck could he be?"

Meanwhile… Trunks was at the cleaners. He ran into the room. He slammed his hands on the desk. The man looked up at Trunks.

" Ah, Mr. Brief… good day."

" Yeah… I came to pick up my tux."

The cleaner goes behind him a picks out a tux. " Here you go sir."

" Thank you… uh what time is it?"

" 1:25 sire."

" Oh shoot! I'm late! Ray is going to kill me!"

" Ah so you are going to get married are you? Well I wish you the best of luck Trunks."

" Hey thanks…"

The guy turns around for a quick second. And Trunks does the unthinkable! He starts taking of his clothes! Yes you hear right. He took off his clothes and started to put on his tux. The guy turned around and he saw Trunks doing this. He was in shock. " Oh my… Trunks… I never thought that you would…"

" Well I'm kinda in a hurry… and my mate will kill me if I don't show up soon… so you kinda see my dilemma." Trunks quickly goes through his custom change. He now looking like he was ready to get married. " Hey thanks again!" Trunks bows and runs out of the dry cleaners.

Trunks keeps running through the city… when suddenly the worst possible thing happens. Some is attacking the city! A large explosion suddenly goes off. Trunks looks back. ' Oh man! Now what… I have a wedding to go to… I don't have time to take down an enemy… but then again I can't let him destroy the whole city… if that happened well it would get the attention of all the Z Warriors…' Trunks sighs. ' I'm sorry about this Ray… it looks like I'm going to be later then I thought.' Trunks ran off in the direction of the explosion. He started fighting the guy.

Meanwhile at the place Ray was going insane. She started passing back and forth. She was losing her mind. " Ah! What is he doing! He is suppose to be here… it takes two to get married."

" Hey calm down Ray…. He'll be here."

" Knowing him… he's probably getting involved with a fight… he can never resist."

" That sounds like my brother. Every time he hears about an attack somewhere he always ends up getting involved in it…"

" Hey don't worry… I know he's doing all he can to get here." Lisa said.

Ray tilts her head back. " I hope your right…" ' Please Trunks… don't keep me waiting at the alter.'

Trunks continued to fight with the guy. He didn't realize it at the time but his tux now looked like Swiss cheese! He continued to fight until he said, " Look… I don't have time to play with you! I gotta a wedding to go to… so get out of my way!" Then he bangs the guy into the ground… making him pass out. Trunks looks back at his watch. " Oh shoot!" Trunks runs off again. ' I am so dead!' Trunks runs all the way to the spot. Goten sees him.

" Hey man… what took you so long… and what the heck happened to your tux?"

" What do you mean?"

" It looks like Swiss Cheese!"

Trunks looks down. " Oh great!"

Ray comes by. " Oh finally! I was worried sick! What in the world happen to you?"

" I got dragged into a fight…"

" While you were in your tux?" Bra asked.

" Well I did change at the dry cleaners…"

Everyone looked at Trunks like he was weird. " You changed at the dry cleaners!" The shouted in unison.

Trunks looked like an idiot. " Well I was in a hurry and I was late… and all that."

" That was just stupid… but I'm not going to get involved with that one…"

" Well look who finally showed up…." laughs " What the heck… did you go through a meet grinder again?" Kaiba said.

Trunks gave him a look. " What do you think… if you excuse me…"

Trunks runs into the other room. He goes to the rental guy and he picks up another tux. Goten just so happens to walk in at that moment. " Oh geez… Trunks… do you mind? If your going to change do it in the dressing room."

" No one told you too look Goten!"

Goten looked away. Trunks finished getting dressed and he ran over to the alter. He stood there. He leaned over to the priest. " Sorry I took so long…"

" Its alright my son…"

Vegeta heard that… " What give him the right to MY BOY his son?"

" All priests do that… it's a saying… just like I call him father… he really isn't my father its just how it works. Don't get yourself all worked up over it… this is your son's big day… just behave yourself." Bulma said, " And if you don't… you won't be getting any food from me… and you won't have fun in the bedroom either… you will sleep on the couch!"

Vegeta held back a dirty look. ' Figures she'd sure that damn couch as a weapon against me… uh I hate it when she does that..'

Then suddenly the song 'here comes the bride' starts playing. Everyone looks as King Solten and Ray come down the isle. Trunks looks at his mate again. ' She is so beautiful… I can't believe how lucky I am.'

The vows are exchanged. The priest addresses the audience. " If anyone has any objections to this marriage… speak now or forever hold your peace."

Vegeta looks at the crowd… with a dirty look that said, ' if anyone says they do.. they will die.' Bulma shook her head. She couldn't believe that he couldn't act normal for at least one hour. Vegeta sits back down.

" I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."

Trunks leans over take a bite of Ray's neck. Some of the human spectators freak out… Then after that they embrace in a nice romantic kiss.

They were now mated and this was just the beginning of there long journey ahead of them…. They had to go to the reception first…

Hey everyone. Man that has got to be the longest chapter I have ever written. Sorry it took me so long to update… I had other projects to work on. Anyway… I hope you enjoyed it. Please Review. Till next time.

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