Kakarot's Revenge Chapter one: The calm before the storm

It has been five years since Kakarot had been killed by Gohan but sad to say you can't keep an evil Saiyan down. He's back and he's stronger then ever.

Goku had been enjoying the last five years. He and Raditz had developed a brotherly bond. Bardock had spent all of his time helping Bulma with her inventions. He found this refreshing. After all the years he had spent killing people he could put his talent to good use. Nappa and Turles used most of their time training. They hated the fact that the others were stronger than them. The rest of their time you could see them lounging on the couch watching t.v. King Vegeta had spent the last five years making up for lost time and became a grandfather to the children and a father to his own son. For the most part he had giving up on fighting. However this didn't mean he gave up on training. Like his son he refused to be reduced to a weakling in times of peace. He knew it could happen because Gohan had done the same when Cell was defeated. He knew he was Saiyan and king of all Saiyans. That's how the last five years had gone. But things were going to change.

One day Bulma decided to have a little picnic and get together at her house. All of Goku's friends and family would be invited. Lucky for Bulma most of Goku's friends were still near by. The family never moved. It seemed odd but Bulma could understand way the boys never left. Bulma decided to tell the Saiyans about it first. Hoping they weren't too busy and they could attend.

In the living room…

" Hey you guys how about we have some fun." Bulma suggested.

" Forget it Bulma, I'm not getting in trouble again." Raditz said.

slapping herself " No I mean with the whole gang here. A little get together."

" That makes sense. Why not? Who's coming?" Turles said.

" Well of course all of you, Goku's family and his friends. Not that many people." Bulma said.

" Your not going to have that crazy women come are you?" Nappa asked.

Bulma started to laugh. Not many people could meet Chi-chi and not be scared of her. " Well actually Nappa that does line up with the category of Kakarot's family." King Vegeta said.

" Oh great more trouble for me." Everyone started to laugh. They all knew what kind of trouble Chi-chi could cause.

" Well I guess I should call them." Bulma said.

" Why do you even bother with that thing woman." Vegeta said.

" I didn't realize you were there. I guess you heard my idea then. What do you want me to do? Fly over there. Are you nuts? I'm not going to waste my energy flying." Bulma said.

" Hello is anyone in there?" knocking on Bulma's head

" Knock that off!"

" Are you forgetting instant transmission? Maybe you should look into it sometime."

" Very funny. I know. I am getting so spoiled on that trick. Well I guess I'll be right back." Bulma puts her fingers on her forehead and she's done.

At Goku's place….

Bulma appears in the kitchen startling Chi-chi, who falls onto the floor.

Goku and the rest of his family looked up to see Bulma standing there.

" Oh hey Bulma. Long time no see. So what's going on?" Goku asked.

" Goku I just saw you yesterday! But anyway I came to tell you that your all invited to a little party I'm having at my place."

" Uh that sounds like fun." Gohan said.

" Ya. Is everyone going to be there?" Goten asked.

" Hopefully. So you guys in?"

" Sure why not. I would love to see everyone again." Goku said.

" Goku, why don't you go see them more often?" Bulma asked.

" You know Goku Bulma. He never calls. He waits until something bad is going to happen THEN he goes to see everyone. It's terrible." Chi-chi said.

wiping herself off

" Ya I know. Well I guess I will see you all tomorrow." With that Bulma disappears again.

Bulma's house….

" Well how did it go?" Vegeta asked.

" Everyone's coming."

" Great. I just can't wait." Bardock said. Bulma pasted a smile on her face. She thought it was funny how Goku and Bardock were almost exactly alike.

The next day…

Goku had arrived early that morning. Everyone was happy to see him including Turles and Nappa. shocking Bulma was looking around when she didn't see anyone. " Uh Goku were is everyone?"

" There all back at the house getting ready. You know how Chi-chi is in the morning. She is probably making everyone where those annoying suits."

Gohan stood in his brother's room. " Man I look ridiculous. Why couldn't I have left early like DAD? I could have gotten to wear something else besides this annoying suit!"

Goten was also complaining. " Mom why do we have to wear this stuff. Bulma is our friend not an government official!"

Gohan looked at his mother. " I was wondering the same thing."

Then Chi-chi answered. " I just think it would be polite to come to a get together looking good and not looking like uncivilized people. Is that so much to ask?"

" No." The brothers said miserably.

" See. I think you can mange. You boys have done harder things before. This shouldn't be too hard." Chi-chi said.

" Ya like she would know. I have done it since I was 5. And Goten has done it since he was 7. This is definitely harder." Gohan continued.

" Well are you guys ready to go yet? We don't want to keep Bulma and the others waiting."

" Yes!" Came three voices.

" Good. Lets get going." So all of the Sons got in the car and drove over to Bulma's. Even though they were in the car there was arguing still.

" Mom why can't we just fly there. I hate riding in the car!" Goten complained.

" Come on Uncle Goten. Live a little. Driving may be slower but it can be relaxing." Pan said.

" You children are just spoiled by your powers that's all. Even though I have them now you don't see me flying around." Chi-chi said. The boys looked so depressed. It was so funny. After the long drive they finally got there. " Hey look you guys we're here."

Turles, Raditz and Goku who were all standing outside greeted them. Raditz and Turles started to laugh as Gohan and the others got out of the car.

" What happened to you? You look ridiculous." Turles said.

" What the heck are you wearing! You look like an idiot!" Raditz said. The two Saiyans were going to die laughing. Well that's what it looked like. Goku looked over at the two of them with a weird look.

" What? I don't think it's that funny."

" Ya Uncle Raditz. It's not funny. So don't start with me." Gohan said. starts to scratch the suit " Mom made us were these."

" I know what you mean son. I hate those things too. They ARE REALLY niche." Goku said. looks over at Gohan " I'm surprised you said Uncle. You hated it."

" I got use to it. Anyways is every one here?" Gohan asked.

" As far as I know only us Saiyans are here."

" Isn't that enough." Raditz complained.

" Hey they're my friends!" Goku yelled. " I know it's been awhile but I want to see them again."

Inside the house….

" I hope those Saiyans don't make a mess."

" You can count on a mess Bulma." Spoke Vegeta from his corner.

" Vegeta are you saying that YOUR father of all people would make a mess?"

" Not him. I mean the other three. Raditz, Turles and Nappa all have a habit of being slobs when it comes to things like this."

" Just my luck." mumbled Bulma. Then something caught Bulma's attention. " I don't believe it. He's back."

" Who's back Bulma? If you say that annoying…" Vegeta didn't get to finish his sentence.

" Hey dad." Came a voice.

" I know that voice." Vegeta turned around and Mirai Trunks was standing there. " I thought you were busy."

" No. Mom told me to say here remember. I just went to visit her for the last time anyway. My time machine doesn't have anymore power. I can't return to my world again."

" I see. Well then I guess you will be going the party."

" What party mom?" Mirai Trunks asked.

" The one I'm having today. Everyone's here in case you were wondering."

" That's great."

As time went on all of the guests arrived. They all went to the back of the house were Bulma was laying out the food. All went smoothly until Chibi Trunks and Goten put green Jell-O on Nappa's bold head. Goku had started to crack up. Raditz looked at Nappa and he too saw the " Green Goo" on him. He started to cackle. Both King Vegeta and Prince Vegeta looked at each other thinking this must be a low-level thing. Then Prince Vegeta looked up at Nappa's head and gave him an evil looking smirk. " What is so funny?"

" You have Jell-O on your head." Gohan laughed.

Nappa put his hand on is head to see if there really was something there, but then all of a sudden it got stuck. He couldn't pull his arm back. Chibi Trunks started to laugh. He had put a glue like substance in that particular thing of Jell-O. " I'll get you for this!" The boys fell off their chairs because they were laughing so hard.

" TRUNKS BRIEF!" yelled Bulma.

" What? I didn't do anything!" The Mirai Trunks said.

" Oh excuse me! Chibi! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

" It was Goten's idea. Honest!"

" Uh ha. I heard that one last time. You clean that right off, you hear me."

" Oh come on women, I think it looks good up there." Vegeta said, getting off from the ground.

The phone starts to ring. " Uh I'll get it!" Bulma said. she was red in the face

" I really don't get why I'm laughing, but I have to agree with Prince Vegeta over here. It does seem to fit up there." Turles said.

" But it serves him right!" Raditz said. Goku looked over to his brother.

" What are you talking about?"

" Well when we were young, he played a joke with my hair! It got all stuck and everything. I so wanted to get him back and it seems that my nephew has taken care off that for me." Raditz started to smile. Nappa didn't seem to care much for the comments, so with all his might he finally managed to get his hand free from the goo. ( hurting his hand in the process.) The Vegeta's at the other end of the table just couldn't believe what they were seeing.

Bulma came back to the table after answering the phone. " UHHH! I just can't believe those damn idiots won't leave me alone! I can't even have some peace and quite for myself."

" What was it those people from the press?" Trunks asked.

" I had about ten calls today! One from every kind of business! I keep telling them, every day I have a family to run. I really don't have time to what I use to do. I can't be a busy scientist anymore." She sighed. Bardock came out about two minutes later.

" Ok who started this party without me?"

" It wasn't me." Nappa said leaving the table.

" What's his problem?" " My younger son had a nerve to get his hand stuck in a thing of Jell-O. And on top of that making a complete fool of him in the process."

" Well, Bulma, sad to say but Nappa doesn't need much help in that department." Bardock stated.

" I have come to a conclusion you Saiyans are a bunch of ARRAGANT, SELFCENTERED, JERKS!" Bulma walked off.

" What's with her?"

" Beat the hell out of me!"

" Bulma hates it when we start cracking jokes about people. She may be Saiyan on the outside but she is human on the inside." Goku explained.

" Oh I see. The joke got her angry?" Bardock asked.

" Yep." Goku said.

" Father I really don't see the problem with jokes. I mean we play jokes all the time. It is as natural as fighting." Raditz said.

" Oh but Raditz. You haven't seen what those two little bundles of mischief can do. I have loads of times." Goku said. glaring at the young ones

Trunks and Goten gulped. " Goten your dad can be sooooo scary."

" Ya tell me about it." Goten said. The rest of the evening went along pretty smoothly.

Unknown to everyone at the party down in hell Kakarot was scheming something. " You all better be enjoying yourselves now especially you Goku because soon all you know and care for will be done for forever!" Kakarot let out an evil laugh. Bad things were coming.

Hey Everyone. Well like I promised the sequel to Goku turns into Kakarot.

A pretty good chapter if I say so myself. I also want your opinions. So please Review. Well till next time. Laters.