Ch.2: Drunken Saiyans
The party was finished at last. Most of the guests had left but all of the Saiyans were still there and making a bigger mess. They were getting them selves drunk. The boys' punishment for the joke was to clean us the area. Bulma was enjoying every last minute of it.
" That was one heck of a party wasn't it." Bardock said.
" If you say so father. But heck we still got some drinks left." Raditz said.
" I never though that wine could taste so good." Goku said. burping
" Yuck! Kakarot!" Everyone said.
" Sorry." blushes
yawning " What time is it anyway?" Turles asked.
" It's way past your bedtime." Bulma said. starts to push Turles into the house
" Ah mom can't I stay a little longer?" Turles wined.
The boys looked over at the site. " Man this is ridiculous!" Trunks shouted.
" What's ridiculous?" Goten asked.
" Turles! He's acting like you. He's a grown man acting like a 7 year old."
" Hey I don't do that anymore." starts to pout
" I was just saying. Geez."
Anyways Turles wasn't going in easy. The other Saiyans were laughing.
" Oh come on Bulma, can't Turles stay a while longer?" Goku pleaded.
" Uh I got to remember not to give you SAIYANS ANY ALCOHOL!" Bulma said. sighed " Ok."
" Yepie!" Goku said. jumping about six feet
" Oh brother." Bulma said. shakes her head
Then she looked over to the table. There was Gohan. He was out like a light.
" Goku! Don't you even care what happens to your own children?" said point to Gohan.
" Oh he's fine Chi-chi. Trust me. He had toooo much to drink." starts to sway
" Oh boy. He can't even see straight! He thinks I'm Chi-chi. Wow he musta had A LOT!" Bulma said.
" Ok Kakarot. I think you had enough alcohol for one day. I'll take that." Raditz said. taking the bottle from Goku
" Hey! I wasn't finish yet!" Goku said like a pouting 7 year old.
Again this got the attention of the boys. " I still can't believe this. Now your dad's drunk! I just don't get it. He sounds pathetic." Trunks said.
" Hey, Trunks how come the others aren't drunk like my dad and Turles?"
" I don't know Goten. It do happens it doesn't affect me either."
Goku was now trying to get the bottle back from Raditz. " Sorry little bro. You can't handle this stuff like we can." Goku plops on the floor. sits Indian style Bulma comes over.
" Ok Raditz now would you care to enlighten me and tell me why that is?"
" Well, lets see. What's the most comprehendible way to say this? Well lets just say it affects first time drinkers like this. After that it really doesn't bother you. However it sometimes affects children but not all. Like your son."
" Oh I see. So how long do you say he will be like this?"
" Oh I'd say in the ballpark of maybe a few hours. Kakarot seems to take it better then other people. Gohan on the other hand will be out for I'd say for a whole day. He'll have one hell of a headache, let me tell you." Bardock said.
" Let me guess you couldn't handle it when you were young?"
" Well kinda. I was for the most part drinking mad. That can cause a hell full of problems."
" Oh ya do it know it." King Vegeta said.
" What you too?" Bulma asked.
" The only reason I know was because I was drinking with Bardock that night. Royal Blood are accustomed to the affects of this alcohol from when they were young."
" You mean you have young kids drink?" Bulma said shocked. She peered at her son trying to picture it. " How young are these kids anyway?"
" Well it all depends. The youngest low level I would imagine would most likely would be around maybe 10. I was about 4 when I started." Vegeta said.
" FOUR! You were four!" Bulma said in surprise.
" What's so shocking about that?" King Vegeta asked.
" Four year olds aren't suppose to drink."
" Well Saiyan royalty must learn early."
" But anyway what were you saying earlier Bardock. I'm sorry we interrupted you."
" Well if I remember correctly Gohan will have one massive headache and will most likely hurl a lot as well. Then I did it I sent about 2 hours hurling. It was really embarrassing."
" I know. I was there. Torra and the others couldn't believe it. They were laughing so much." Raditz said. starts to laugh " it's just funny thinking about it."
" Oh your asking for it." Charges at Raditz. Knocking him to the ground in the process.
" Hey stop it you two!" Bulma shouted. She pulls Bardock off.
" Sorry. As you can see we have a hard time controlling our tempers." Bardock said. pulls his son to his feet
" Well I guess that's way I have such a hard time in ssj4." Goku said. Bulma looked over to him.
" Well look who's finally back. I thought you were drunk."
" Surprising. I thought it would take a bit longer. Kakarot is really something else." Bardock thought.
" I guess so Kakarot." Raditz said.
" Goku, do you remember the time when you were yelling at Goten and me?" Trunks asked. Finally finished with his cleaning.
"Oh ya I remember know. I guess I do have a harsh temper. Who would have…"
" YOU YELLED AT MY SON!" Vegeta shouted. Goku winced. He had forgetten to tell Vegeta about the whole fusion training.
" Well what did you want me to do? He was crying because of you."
" Is that true?"
" Yes."
" Well I guess there is still a way." Vegeta said.
Trunks blinks. "Still a way to what?"
" Never mind about that now. Lets all get cleaned up."
" Uh Vegeta I don't feel so good." Goku said. He turns green in the face and all of a sudden, it all came up. Ya you guessed it. He HURLS on Vegeta!
I know it's gross!
" Uh GROSS!" Vegeta screamed. He was covered in it.
" Sorry." Goku said.
" Oh I'm going to kill you for this."
Then everyone started to laugh. They just couldn't help them selves. Bulma realized Gohan would be like that too so she went into her pocket and pulled out a small capsule. She opened it and inside were NEEDLES! Goku saw them and jumped about 15 feet. " There's no way I'm going to let you give me a needle!"
" Goku, it's not for you. It's for Gohan."
Goku sighed. " Uh that a relief." That took care off that.
Down below Kakarot was still laughing. " Kakarot you maybe having fun but your fun won't last for long. I will make you suffer for all eternity for what you have done to me. I swear it!"
Well there you have it. The second chapter to my sequel. I hoped you enjoyed reading it. Now all you have to do it review. I would love to hear your opinions. Till next time. Laters.
trunks and goten
