Birds and the Bees
Rating: Pg-13
"Wesley, you really shouldn't have yelled at him! Now I can't get him to shut-up"
"Discipline is what the boy needs"
"Fine discipline him, just make him shut-up"
The phone rang. The pair just glared at each other. Both daring not to move. Yet phone rang twice, thrice before at the same exact time they both screamed at the top of their lungs so their child could hear them. Yet not once did thier eyes leave the others face.
"JAZZ" they both screamed. The phone stopped ringing at little Jasmine picked up the phone.
"Hello?" said the voice on the other line.
"Hello" said Jazz.
"Can I please talk to Lilah Morgan it's of utmost emerge"
"Whats a condom"
"I-I'm sorry?" he asked in disbelief.
"Whats a condom? One time mommy asked daddy to go get one from the store"
"Ummm look could you please"
"No, not until you tell me what it is"
"Ok...you see when a man and a woman love each other they- the birds and the bees they-ok the stork brings the babies"
"Who is it?" asked Lilah coming into the living room.
"Some guy who knows what a condom is, he's explaining to me what the "birds and the bees" are." she said matter of factly. Lilah charged for the phone and picked it up.
"Who is this?" Jazz backed away slowly, she knows better then to talk to her mother when her eyes are on fire like that.
Lilah came into her daughters pink bedroom; she was sitting in front of her large circled mirror playing with her dollies. Lilah features softened as she came over and gently brushed her long brown hair.
"Hey"
"Hey" replied Jazz.
"Honey...can you promise me something"
"Sure"
"Don't ask any questions like that for a few years." she sighed.
"Ok" mumbled Jazz.
"Good." she sighed as she continued to brush her daughters hair in silence.
"Jazz I-" yet he stops in midsentence seeing Lilah there. Who quickly starts brushing her own hair? "Sorry I didn't mean to"
"No, I was just giving Jazz here a few tips on how to make the boys go wild." she said casually. "Now remember, worse comes to worse go with the mini skirt"
"LILAH!" shouted Wesley in rage.
Wesley sighed deeply as he looked in the fridge. Taking out a cartoon of milk he opened it, and smelt it and quickly made a face that made Maddox and Jazz who where sitting on the island in the middle of the kitchen expectantly laugh. He merely gave them a crooked smile as he threw it away in the trashcan.
"Lilah we have to go shopping we're all out of food"
"Okay, start making a list and go out shopping." she said sweetly.
"Lilah you're coming to"
"Hey while we're out can lets get some condoms?" asked Jazz. Everyone turned and looked at her. "What? It wasn't a question it was a statement!" she said. Wesley merely looked at his wife.
"LILAH!"