Welcome one and all to another exciting episode of Sonic Adventure 2/Battle (BATTLE ROX MY SOX!) : Lisa's Story!

"Get on with the damn story before I rip out your brains and feed them to the biolizard!" said Shadow.

That's my widdle Shadow-poo! (glomps)

"Shadow-poo?" Sonic snickers.

LEAVE OR YOUR NEXT! But please say the disclaimer!

"LisaTheHedgehog doesn't own me or my co. Wait! I own a company! Sweet!" said Sonic.

--; Ok then, ON WITH THE STORY!

P.S.-THANK YOU NARISHAISHERE! I HAVE A CONFIDENCE BOOSTER!

P.P.S.-I AM SO PISSED! TODAY WAS THE SONIC X EPISODE WHERE EGGMAN GOES TO RELEASE SHADOW, AND ALL THEY SHOW, IS HIS DAMN SHADOW! THEN THERE'S CHRIS! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CHRIS, THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED THE GREAT GAME OF SONIC ADVENTURE 2! WHEN I GET MY HNADS ON HIM I'LL

"Hurry and read the story, this might take awhile. (dodges thrown chair)" said Sonic

Sonic opened his eyes and cursed at himself again. He was sitting in a helicopter, in a cage with his hands and feet tied together. There was one GUN soldier standing in front of him and two flying the chopper.

"I can't believe that I got caught." Sonic whispered to himself, "I don't even know why these creeps are after me either. Man, I've gotta get out of here. Maybe, if I wait just a little longer."

After a little while of flying, Sonic got bored and started to glare at the guard, waiting for him to slip up because everybody does, it's just a matter of time. In the meantime, he was in deep thought. Who are these guys? Why are they after me? How could I, Sonic the Hedgehog, be caught?

Then it happened, the guard stepped forward to give Sonic some food and water. As the guard put the food down it front of the animal, the hedgehog jumped him. As the guard fell to the ground, Sonic grabbed the knife around his belt and cut the binds around this arms and legs.

Luckily for the azure hedgehog, the pilots didn't hear what happened to the other guard. He sneaked behind them, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

"This is Sigma Alpha 2 heading due south over the city. We're en route, everything's a go." said a pilot into the radio.

"This is Control Tower, we have you on radar. Report status of capture hedgehog aboard over."

"That's a 10-4, hedgehog secured on board and…" the pilot glanced behind him to confirm his data, when he saw Sonic standing right behind him.

"WHAT THE-" At that time, Sonic dashed to the emergency door and started to wrench it open.

"Didn't copy that over." The voice on the radio replied.

The pilot raced back to the radio while the second one ran over to Sonic, "The hedgehog is gone! He's taken out everyone on board and…HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

At that time, Sonic had opened the emergency door and had been dragged outside of the helicopter because of the wind. Currently, he was being blown around like a feather and gripping onto a wing of the chopper for dear life, and it looked like he was enjoying it.

The second pilot, who raced after Sonic was now watching with amazement and shouting, "FREEZE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! GET THAT HEDGEHOG!"

Sonic just looked at them and smirked, before he threw himself on the top of the helicopter. He grabbed part of the metal and it "accidentally" came off, and the male hedgehog's grin widened.

He gazed down at the confused soldiers below him and shouted, "Talk about low-budget flights! No food or movies?! I'm outta here! I like running better!"

The cobalt hedgehog took the metal from the chopper and placed it under his feet, tying it with the ropes from his bonds in the cage and jumped off the chopper. He just laughed when he saw the guards looked at him with open mouths and bugged out eyes; he knew that he had nothing to worry about.

As he fell to the ground, Sonic was hooting very loudly and performing tricks like there was no end, life was all fun, games and kicking bad guy butt to him. He forgot all about why those strange soldiers were after him and why he was captured, until he landed on the streets of Station Square with a large, BUMP! And started to board down the road.

All around him, he heard sirens and even a voice from a cop car he passed, and he wouldn't soon forget what it said.

"Suspect seen heading south, block all roads to capture the suspect."

However, he just kept boarding, not paying attention at all, which is why he didn't notice a white hedgehog that was standing in the middle of the road until…WHAM!

Sonic was lying in the middle of a street along with someone else, but he groaned and rolled over just to find that there was something lying next to him, and it wasn't his makeshift board. The blue hedgehog's green eyes slowly fluttered open to see a white, blurred something collapsed next to him that was groaning and tossing and turning as well.

Sonic slowly sat up and grasped his head, for hit hurt like hell! He then slowly looked at his surroundings, trying to remember what had just happened. At that same time, the white hedgehog stood up, looking at the one who crashed into her.

"Lisa?" She looked over, seeing someone who she wasn't expecting.

"Sonic?"

"Yea." Then the sirens were heard again, growing steadily closer way too fast.

Sonic jumped up and grabbed Lisa's hand and started running, forgetting about the board, or Lisa's loud complaints for that matter.

Finally Lisa had enough and smacked her hand out of Sonic's and stood in one spot, while Sonic got whiplash when he was turning around to see what happened to her.

"Yo, what's your problem?" he asked her.

"My problem? You just ran into me on the street and started dragging me around town with no explanation! That's my problem!" she shouted back.

"Well, this isn't the place to explain and we don't have much time before they get us, so come on!"

"No way! I'm not going anywhere till I get some answers!"

"Fine! These soldiers are after me for who knows what reason and now that they've seen me with you, they're gonna be after you too!" Sonic panted.

"That's it?" Sonic nodded, "Well, why didn't ya say so? Come on!" Lisa snatched Sonic's hand and started running again, until Sonic started going super-speedy.

At first his grip had tightened on the white hedgehog's hand and his second hand went to hold her up when he was going at these dangerous speeds, but the male was surprised when he looked and she was running at the same speed as him. With no difficultly too, almost like she had been running at these reckless speeds all her life and could even go faster, like the speed king himself.

Lisa saw Sonic looked over at her and tighten his grip, but she just smiled and continued running, because she knew that he was impressed with her track skills.

They continued down their path, not talking until a giant robot, shaped with the basic look of a human stepped in their way. Sonic pulled Lisa behind him, and stood in a fighting stance, glaring at the robot. At first, the robot didn't do anything, but then it activated it's laser guns and began firing rounds at the two. Sonic pushed his companion out of the way and charged at the machine, performing a zigzag pattern to avoid injury.

He ran right up to it and jumped in the air, rolled up into a ball and fell, smashing onto the robot and crushing it into tiny pieces of scrap metal. Sonic stood back up and smirked at his work as Lisa walked over with a shocked expression on her face.

"Whoa, you really are good." Lisa said taking a closer look at the pile of ruble.

"You get used to it fight Eggman's robot cronies." Sonic replied.

Lisa got up and started dusting her hands when she saw a flying robot with a laser cannon attached to it hover close to Sonic, preparing to fire.

"Sonic look out!" She cried as she jumped on Sonic's head to get high enough, the performed a spin kick, demolishing the robot.

Lisa gasped as she peered at the second pile of metal as Sonic was standing there starring at her.

"What? Let me guess, just because I'm a girl, I can't fight?" She looked at him, crossing her arms.

Sonic jumped at looked in her eyes, "Uh no, that's not it. My friend Amy packs quite a punch too. I was just surprised that you jumped on my head."

"Sure." She replied sarcastically and continued walking down the street.

After about 10 feet of walked Lisa stopped and turned around, "Well? Are you coming or not? I thought you wanted to find out who these humans are going after you?"

Sonic smirked again, "Of course, and no robot flunkies are going to stop me! Lets go Lisa!" He ran and grabbed her hand again and they started running again, faster than anything alive. The further the two hedgehogs went, the more robots, but they fought like there was no tomorrow, constantly guarding each other's backs.

It was almost nightfall in Station Square, and Sonic and Lisa were still at it, destroying robots and eventually reaching an open area in the middle of the city. Lisa sat on the ground, while Sonic stood up keeping a look out for anything else that would come their way. Of course, their wish was granted.

From above the buildings came a flying mecha; with two legs and giant rocket launchers on top of the legs, in between was a cockpit with a human wearing a uniform saying "GUN".

"This is Spider Troop's Bigfoot! Bigfoot to headquarters! Suspect has been located, preparing to engage. It appears that there is a second hedgehog, what should be done to this new one?" The pilot spoke through a radio.

"Copy that. Consider it another suspect. Capture both of them!" Another voice said.

When Lisa heard this, she was furious, she leaped to her feet and stood in a fighting stance, ready to take this machine on. Sonic looked at her, then the mecha, he knew Lisa was good, but she was too tired from the other robots, no matter how much she denied it.

So, Sonic stepped in front of her and shouted at the human, "So, you finally decided to show up eh? Well, if you want us, come and get us, but I'm warning you, you're gonna have to go through me first! Bring it on!"

"As you wish!" The robot started up, flying around shooting bullets at Sonic. He just ran around in figure eights, until it landed on the ground and started firing missiles at him. This time, he ran in circles to avoid damage and snuck up behind the mecha. The male then jumped up on a nearby crate and performed a Spin Dash on the cockpit.

The pilot was surprised, but continued the same strategy, failing every time. As the machine was smoking, close to being destroyed, it turned and faced Lisa, firing a laser into her left arm and side.

Sonic started to run towards her, but she had different plans. The female ran straight at the pilot and gave him a karate kick right in the face. She then took him into a half nelson for along time, but finally threw him to the cement when he started to turn deep blue.

The white hedgehog fell off of the mecha, breathing heavily and grasping her arm. Sonic ran over to her and slowly brought her over to a close park bench.

"Are you ok?" he asked.

"I'm fine."

"No, you're not!"

"I will be, I just need a breather."

"If you're sure…"

"I'm positive." Lisa replies.

"Well, I'm gonna take a closer look at that machine, so if you need anything just give a shout ok?" With Lisa's nod, Sonic walked over to the "GUN" robot but before he got too close he saw a bright flash and something standing on top of the machine and in it's hand was a green gem.

The figure was a black hedgehog with red stripes, white and red shoes and bone-chilling blood red eyes, but Sonic wasn't worried about that, he was worried about what was in the hedgehog's hand.

"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power," it said, raising the gem above his head for all to see.

"That's the, Chaos Emerald! Now I know what's going on!" Sonic stated as he began to walk towards the newcomer, "The military has mistaken me for the likes of you. So, where do you think you're going with that emerald?"

The black figure smiled down on the blue one approaching him, and then his eyes wondered behind the blue one, where there was a white hedgehog sitting. Is that? He shook his head then looked back at the blue male in front of him.

Meanwhile, Sonic saw this black, creepy hedgehog look at Lisa and grew angry and started to rush towards him screaming, "Say something, you fake hedgehog!"

The black hedgehog looked down at Sonic and smiled, then he shouted, "Chaos Control!" and seemed to disappear in a flash of light.

Lisa stood up, gasping at what was happening before her. I'd know that move anywhere, then, he is alive! Shit! He's gonna kill Sonic before Sonic even knows what the hell's going on! I gotta stop this! But what can I do?

Now the black hedgehog was on top of a building with Sonic muttering, "Wow, he's fast! Hey, it's not his speed, he must be using the Chaos Emerald to warp!"

"My name is Shadow. I am the world's ultimate life form. There is no time for games, Farewell!" Again, Shadow vanished in a flashing light, leaving Sonic confused.

"Shadow, what is he?" Sonic grumbled when he hears sirens right next to him, he then looked at Lisa, who was far enough away to escape.

"Lisa, get out of here! Those GUN bastards are coming back!" Sonic shouted to her.

"No way! You're too much of a hero, you know that? Now come on, lets get out of here!" She started to walk to Sonic but a voice stopped her.

"There they are! Those are the two suspects! Get them!" A young soldier cried, pointing at the two hedgehogs.

"Lisa! No time for arguing, get out of here!" Sonic turned toward the officers who were surrounding him.

"Fine, but I'll get ya out of the slammer later! I promise!" She replied and started to run away from the approaching humans.

She ran as quick as lightning and jumped into a tree, all the way to the top. Then the white hedgehog leaped off and performed a back flip past some other guards and ran down an alleyway. As she was leaping off the tree she saw a shadow of a hedgehog and she smiled.

Back in the alley, she ran about a mile before she stopped to catch her breath, her arm and side hurt like hell. She collapsed on the wall of the alley and sat down, closing her eyes briefly. After a few seconds passes and the only noise heard were a cricket here and there, until there was the faintest Plump, barely noticeable.

After a moment she spoke.

"Shadow, it's been along time hasn't it? About 50 years I hear." She said, still with her eyes closed.

Shadow stepped out of the darkness of the alley and towards Lisa, "Way too long in my opinion."

Lisa opened her eyes and looked at her old friend, "Well, at least the years have been kind."

"You know perfectly well that I cannot age." he replied bluntly.

"You're still the same old Shadow I know and love."

Shadow cocked an eyebrow at his friend and walked right next to her.

"It's and expression Shadow."

"Humph."

Then in the distance, Lisa, with her sensitive ears could hear soldiers, coming this way shouting things, her description being on of them. Apparently, Shadow heard them coming as well.

"Luna…"

"Don't call me that here!" she snapped, "Call me Lisa, it's bad enough their after me because they think I'm you or that other hedgehog, but if they knew I was on the ARK, I'd be in even bigger trouble."

"About that blue hedgehog-"

"Later Shadow! We have to get out of here!"

Shadow peered at her arm and injury side. She couldn't possible run with that. I'll bring her with me to the ARK. I have to meet the doctor soon anyway.

He reached out and grasped her hand, with the Chaos Emerald in the other and closed his eyes in concentration. Meanwhile, the soldiers had just rounded the corner onto their hiding place in the alley.

"There they are!"

"Hey Shadow. Any time now!" Lisa said backing away from the soldiers.

Shadow's eyes snapped open, scaring the guards by making them stare into his cold red eyes. Then he grinned.

"Chaos Control!" And the two hedgehogs where gone.

Ok, I think I'm better now. Well? How do you like it? It makes sense know about when Lisa's muttering to herself right? And for you Dumbasses out there or those great people who don't want to use their brains, like me, she was talking about Shadow.

For a personal note, are you happy now Master hunter? Lisa isn't her true name, it's Luna! So there! Just kidding! ;) The whole thing about why her name is Luna and why she wanted to hide her name, plus a side adventure is gonna be a new fic, in progress. Also, I apologize; I'm worse at describing battle scenes than I thought, and that was pretty damn bad! But anyway, stay tuned and please review! Peace out!