Ch74: Cooking Challenge
Authors note: Hey everyone. For once I'm writing before the story. Ok I'm warning you ahead of time, this chapter is insane! It wasn't entirely my idea my friend helped me write it. As always please review when you finish. Enjoy!
Queen Aviens was watching Tailless in the royal garden.
"My word he's handsome! But I need to remember my plan of action. I need to marry this Tailless and hatch my revenge on the Saiyans. Reen that piece of Saiyan shit, she destroyed my planet and hey I could get to her easily by marrying the King's eldest son. I mean the King is her stepson after all. This should be fun!" As Aviens allowed her thoughts to unfurl Tailless was feeling as if he was being watched.
"What's wrong with you Tailless," asked an aggravated Trunks.
"I feel like I am being watched Trunks, it's so annoying. I feel a ki but I can't tell who it belongs to!" said an anxious Tailless.
"Maybe I should get dad."
"Tailless I wouldn't worry unless the ki was tremendously high!"
"Yea okay Trunks, but the power isn't that low to be ignored."
"Sure Tailless get daddy have him solve all your problems cough daddy's boy."
"Shut up Trunks when you first got here you got your ASS KICKED, and by who…me and DAD!"
"Alright already just let it go I really don't want to fight."
"I thought you were a Saiyan Trunks…hmm?"
"I am Tailless more Saiyan than you and I can cook better!"
"Oh okay Trunks I got an idea for you," "how about you and I …have a …COOKING COMPETITION!"
"Umm uhh I accept Tailless I'll meet you in the kitchen!"
Back with Queen Aviens she continued to uncoil her plot.
"Well than, he's gorgeous and he cooks! The plot thickens."
Tailless had a better idea considering he can't cook for his life, he decided to go have a servant work up a feast and than say it was his. Trunks himself was coming up with a naughty scheme with the food and stuff.
"I am so smart." Exclaimed Trunks, "I'll challenge tailless to an IRON CHEF DUEL, except ... not in Chinese! I think I'll find him now."
(Moments later) "Hey Tailless!"
"Yo what up Trunks. Hey what was it like speaking with those weird Earth phrases? They sound so odd."
"Yea, yea, yea Tailless it was weird and junk, but I have an concept for you, my dear brother, two words… IRON CHEF!"
"Excuse me? You were on Earth WAY to long Trunks."
"I know I know, but what do you say?"
"I accept ANY challenge, Trunks, but what exactly do we do?"
"Well, you and I would be side by side cooking against each other using a common food, like for instance, baked beans, and than people would judge it and see who's better, than who ever is better is the…IRON CHEF!"
"Uhh right, who would be the judges?"
"Well DEFINETLEY Goku, although make his portion extra large, my mom, Cageta and….."
"Umm your forgetting some one."
"Oh who?"
"OUR DAD!"
"Tailless you should really see a doctor about your obsession."
"What is that supposed to mean you little dweeb?"
"I'm saying we all love dad of course but you on the other hand worship him."
"He is a king stupid."
"I know but you're like his… favorite."
"Ohh I get it…Trunks you're purple with envy, ha, ha, ha, ha."
"I am not jealous of you."
"Of course you are, when you first got here like I said, dad and I whooped your butt."
"Tailless the Asshole would you mind, SHUTTING THE HELL UP!"
"Oh okay than I'll meet you in the kitchen and have dad, and only Dad see who's cooking he likes more and which son he likes more!"
They explained to their father, King Vegeta II, about the iron chef and about judging.
"Okay boys, get cooking."
They didn't tell him the other half of the game about how he was going to pick the favorite son. They cooked relentlessly for an hour. They where so sick of the smell of baked beans by the time they were done that they nearly puked.
"Okay Father, Mighty King of Saiyans and the strongest being ever in the entire universe whom I love so dearly."
"Thank you Tailless love you to but you can stop kissing my ass now."
"Uhh your so funny dad."
"Uh huh yea."
"(Whispering) stop kissing up Tailless."
"Okay Nappa"
Trunks kicked Tailless very hard in the butt at that moment. After picking at Tailless' meal he thought he would puke, he hated baked beans.
"Umm it was wonderful son."
"Ha, ha Trunks."
"Okay it's my turn Dad." Vegeta merely eat Trunks' dishes also.
"That was superb Trunks. Sons I thought long and hard about this and I know your wondering why I hardly eat your dishes was because truthfully, I hate baked beans, they suck, therefore you dishes sucked, it was not that I didn't think they were good or anything but, I'm just saying, I despise baked beans, so I had another layout that I made telepathically with someone, you'll see…"
"Wait but dad, whose the best?"
"Tailless I thought it was pretty clear they both stunk."
Vegeta had this creepy smirk on his face, the one he gets after he just beat the living daylights out of somebody.
All of the sudden someone crashed strait threw the roof screaming, "Calabunga FOOD!" Goku dove right into their dishes.
Just then Fashia came in, "Hey dad, lets go spar."
"Okay Fashia."
"So she's who he likes more!" they both said.
"Good idea Trunks."
"Shut up Tailless."
sighs "I should have had all girls, Fashia."
"Yea Dad maybe your problems would be less great." Said Vegeta and Fashia giggling. Fashia asked her father, "Why did you not want daughters at first."
"Simple, I thought they would be weak."
frowns "Oh thanks dad."
"Well, though I hate to admit it, I was wrong, very, wrong."
"Good thing too."
Queen Aviens was getting bored watching Tailless and Trunks fight each other. "Good Lord will they ever stop? I know Saiyans love to fight but this is crazy!"
Trunks and Tailless were fighting like crazy when Goku came up with an idea about Vegeta.
"Boys, why don't you do this, why don't you just ask him strait up, dad, who do like more. I'm positive he'll say both of you."
"If you say so Kakarot." Said Tailless.
"Hey Tailless get your panties out of that bunch, okay."
"Hey Trunks, SHUT UP!"
"Tailless the suck up, Tailless the Suck up, Tailless the Suck up."
"Trunks the snot picker, Trunks the snot picker, Trunks the snot picker."
"BOYS!"
"(Whispering) hey Brief, lets get Kakarot!"
"AMEN!" They then started shoving food in his mouth and un-surprisingly Goku was in paradise."
" He is such a parasite!" Tailless growled.
" For once I agree with you." Trunks declared.
Fashia was still in her giggling spirit when she walks over to her quarrelsome brother.
" WHAT DO YOU WANT?" He rudely yelled.
" Settle down brother. You act like I totally sold you out or something."
" You did!" Trunks hissed.
" Jeez you boys don't have to get hot under the collar about it. I can't help that I am so special to father." Fashia announced happily
" STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE!" Tailless yelled.
" Ok I am getting dad involved in this family argument over the stupidest thing in the world." Fashia stated. She motioned to Vegeta to get him over and asked him,
" Truthfully father, who do you favor more?"
" Well I would have to say….. Tailless." Vegeta said. T
ailless acted like a little baby and spit and stuck his tongue out. Trunks was losing his cool and getting angrier.
" I'M WARRING YOU!" Tailless smiled wickedly. He was going to hurt his brother but Goku stopped him. Trunks marched out of the room to see Ray. Tailless waited there. Vegeta went to go see Bulma.
Fashia went to go see her son.
Now Tailless was alone and Queen Avines was starting to like Tailless more. " I like this! He is also Vegeta's favorite child! This is perfect!" She started to laugh. She was making plans to go to their planet and go to faze two.