a/n: I think this needs a little explanation just do to how this ends up….this idea came from spending 3 hours in ethics watching very good eye candy. Umm this is a one shot nothing more nothing less. Classification on this puppy would be Humor (really corny humor like knee slapping that was so stupid). I wrote this a long time ago and just found it when I was cleaning my spiral out and couldn't help but want to type it up and post it. At the time of writing it seemed like it would be a good idea….

One shot 1/1, smut, H/D, slash (implied), Corny Humor

'Oh FUCK…yes right there.' The moan was barely auditable.

'Come on baby a little bit longer just wait…not much longer" Was the clear response

Thump…thump

'OH FUCK! YEESSSSS! Draco right there… please, OH GODS. Don't move. Just. Keep. Hitting. That. SPOT.'

'What my incentive green eyes? What are you going to do for me if I do what you want?'

'ANYTHING!' Harry whimpered.

'Hum…anything? Are you sure about that? Are you willing to do whatever I say?' Draco challenged Harry while stopping to let him think.

'I'd FUCK SNAPE IF YOU ASKED! Damn if just keep going I'm almost there.' Was the response that met Draco's ears.

'Throw tomorrows game Harry, let me catch the snitch.'

'I….Draco…'

Draco paused his ministrations just to prove his point to Harry. He could almost hear the wheals turning Harry's head. He could tell he wanted to say yes but something was holding him back. Maybe he thought Draco was bluffing. Draco started to ready himself to leave to prove a point. Knowing he wouldn't actually go. He just wanted to see how much Harry actually wanted this, wanted him.

'Fine,' Harry yelled, 'JUST.DON'T. LEAVE!'

'You got it green eyes.'

Draco went back to doing what he had just been doing to Harry. Slowly the blonds pale strong arms slipped around Harry's waist hold him close. He could feel the other's heart beat in his own chest. Leaning towards the exposed tan neck his breath ghosting over it, as reward he received a growl from the owner. Draco couldn't resist so giving into his primal being he bit down on Harry's neck. The sound that erupted from Harry was like music to his ears.

'DRACOOOOO!'

Harry erupted. Draco finally got be he wanted. He had been able to bring Harry down. Turing him into putty in his hands, to do whatever he wanted to do with him.

'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE!'

Snape was furious He had left the boys to finish their punishment together. He comes back to find them gone and strange noises coming from his potions closet. You would think he would have learned after the first time. Inside he saw a display he couldn't make out even if he wanted to.

'What ever do you mean Professor?' Draco asked the head of his hous.

'Draco just ANSWER me and we will forget this ever happened.' Snape stated coolly

'Just giving Potter a back rub Sir."

Snape fainted dead way with the end of those words.

'I told you it would work Draco.' A smug Harry beamed

'Oh Shut Up.'