The diary of the true king of horses
(A brego story)
Rocks: This is where the evil red cordial is taking over my brain – and is forcing me to write a story about Brego. Odd – is it n-
Red Cordial: Yesh… Yesh... WRITE! MUAHAHAHAAHA! –shifty eyes-
Rocks: Oh, Shut up.
Red Cordial: Err, shut uuuuup –rolls eyes- NOW WRITE
Rocks: Fine, Fine, here I go then.
Brego's Diary
Dear Diary,
I am Brego. The true king of horses, and right now, I feel like trotting up to the great 'Shadowfax' and kicking his brains out. Yuhp.
Life is not fair. Just because Shadowfax is white and has a long mane, he's the kiiiing. Well great. I'm better than Shadowfax any day.
Like, I'm the King's horse – so shouldn't I be the king? Grrr!
Brego
Dear Diary,
Guess what. This is soooo screwed up. Aragorn has a neeeeeew horse. Sired by... guess who… Shadowfax.
This is great. Just great. And guess who owns me now?
GIMLI! That fat... stupid... Aragorn gave me to him, so he could have riding lessosn. Goodness knows he needs them – but not on the KING OF HORSES
Dear Diary,I think Gimli had a fun lesson today. I bucked him off three times – and they were tiny bucks anyway. He started crying after that – what a sook.
But life can not get get worse. Shadowfax is king – and guess who he has dubbed prince? His little fooooall. Who's Arri's horse now. Jeez. And guess what his name is? Shadowfax II! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Dear Diary,
Mhm. Great. Guess who owns me now? I AM SHADOWFAX'S PACK HORSE!
ARGHHHHH!
I will never, ever hear the end of this…
Rocks: Errrr, Red Cordial, can I stop now?
Red Cordial: Ohhh, I suppose…. But only for a little while! I WILL BE BACK!
Rocks: Uh huh. That was weird.But, um.. review – if you dare