A/N: Hey guys. I'm here with another chapter Kaiba Camping Disaster. This is a long one! And here's the disclaimer: I don't own YGO or anything else mentioned in this fic. Now, let us continue with the fic!!!
CH 4
After 15 more miles of hiking, our heroes finally make it to the campsite.
Kaiba: I…(pant)…never…(pant)…wan to…(pant)…leave my…(pant)…mansion…(pant)…again.
Malik: I'd…(pant)…rather…(pant)…be taking over…(pant)…and buying…(pant)…more belly shirts…
Yugi: It wasn't that bad! Me and Mokuba made it fine! Ummmm…Kaiba? Mokuba'll be up all night…
Kaiba: (Passes out from exasperation)
Mokuba: Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Yugi gave me candy, and it was good, and he gave me more, and it was good, and then he gave me more, and now, and now, and now, I'm on sugar high!
Mai: Dear God…
Marik: Pharaoh, where can we find a stream?
Yugi: Go north…there'll be a clearing and a lake.
Marik & Bakura walk off
Mokuba: (is bouncing all over the campsite)
Yami: Ummmmm…
Kaiba: (wakes up) What's going on?
Joey: Mokuba's on sugar high, Marik and Bakura went to take a bath, and Tea died again.
Mai: And you passed out…
Mokuba: Hi-Hi-Hi-Hi- Seto!!
Malik: Uhhh…shouldn't we set up camp?
Everyone: Ummmmm…no…
Marik and Bakura come back
Bakura: I drove, so I should get to choose who sets up camp.
Everyone: Uh oh…
Bakura: I choose…Malik and Marik.
Malik: I can do it, but Marik'll make it a disaster!
Bakura: I know…muhahaha…
Marik: How do you work this thing?!?! (Sends tent to the shadow realm)
Malik: BRING IT BACK!!!
Marik: No.
Everyone: (sweat drop)
Mai: Ummm…ok…who's hungry other than those two morons?
Everyone but Marik & Malik: ME!!!
Ryou: Then it's settled! Let's cook! (Pulls out his own portable kitchen)
Joey: I love doin' this! I'll be da waiter!
Tristan: No, me!
Joey: ME!
Tristan: ME!!
Serenity: I'll be waitress instead.
Duke: ok…(drools)
Malik: A little help here!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (is poking Malik in the arm with the millennium rod) ha ha…poke…
Malik: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serenity: Mai, what do you want to eat?
Mai: A salad.
Serenity: Joey and Tristan?
Joey: Burger.
Tristan: Ditto.
Serenity: Yami and Yugi?
Yami: Pasta with meat sauce.
Yugi: Hotdog.
Serenity: Bakura and Duke?
Bakura: Chicken legs…uncooked, lots of blood.
Everyone: ok…O.o
Bakura: What? It's good!
Serenity: Ok…moving on…Duke?
Duke: Eggs. I like breakfast best.
Serenity: And that leaves Malik and Marik.
Malik: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Ha ha ha ha…poke…
Serenity: Burgers? Great!
Yugi: Now what?
Joey: How about charades?
Tristan: Sure.
Bakura: So…who'll go first?
Cricket, cricket
Yami: I vote Bakura. Show of hands?
(Everyone raises his or her hands)
Bakura: Grrrrr…fine.
Marik: ha ha ha ha ha…poke…poke…
Malik: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKURA DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Ok…um…guess who/what I am. (Shoots Marik with the millennium ring) muhahahaha…
Everyone: O.O
Kaiba: You're bloody murder.
Bakura: Aw, you guessed it! You're turn!
Kaiba: How about…no.
Marik: (is now bleeding) AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Malik: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…poke…how do you like it?
Everyone: (sweat drop)
Mokuba: Please go big brother…please? (Puppy dog eyes)
Kaiba: Grrrrr…ok…who am I? (Takes millennium rod from Malik and points it at Yugi) PREPARE TO DIE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Yami: Marik. (Starts to laugh) good impression.
Kaiba: Thanks. You're turn.
Yami: (gets up) Who am I? No words on this one? (Starts to jump up and down like crazy)
Marik: (stops screaming and walks over) Ohhhhh…charades! Are you Tea?
Yami: No. (continues bouncing)
Yugi: Are you Mokuba on sugar high?
Yami: Yep!
Yugi: Hmmm…oh I know! (Starts acting like Kaiba)
Malik: A rubber chicken?
Yugi: ……no…
Mokuba: Seto! You're Seto!
Yugi: Yea. Go ahead.
Mokuba: Hmmmmm…got it! (Acts like a chicken)
Bakura: you're the tree that ate me!
Mokuba: ……no…
Ryou: You're a chicken. Just like Bakura's dinner!
Everyone: YAY!!! DINNER!!!
A/N: Hope you all liked this chapter! Sorry it took so long for me to update. I have exams coming up at my school…blah… anyway, I'll try to update every week or so and I'll let you know when exams are over.