Ah! Not now!

Trunks had got up and he was walking around. Goten watched his mate closely. He didn't want him to get hurt or anything. He really cared for him and for the unborn children that lay within him. He looked over at his friend.

" Hey Trunks… what are you doing out of bed?"

Trunks gives his a dirty glare. " Don't even start with me!"

" Trunks… you are carrying twins… you gotta rest."

" Don't tell me what to do!"

" Trunks…" Goten manages to get him to sit down. " For me?"

" Goten… I'm tired of being in bed! I want to do some training!"

" No… sorry Trunks… but I'm not gonna let you! You have two little children to take care of…"

" Well I wouldn't have to if you…. Nevermind… I'm not in the mood to argue about it."

" Trunks… you feeling ok? I thought we…"

" Goten…. Its just that I think I reached that level… I don't need it anymore…"

" Oh… well. Don't mind that… I don't want you running around right now. Please stay in bed."

Trunks sighed. " Goten… if I don't train… I'll become a weakling… and then my father will kill me."

" Oh come on… I think he'll understand."

" Oh come on Vegeta." Goku's voice wined.

" For the twelve hundredth time NO!"

" Awe come on Vegeta…"

" NO!" Vegeta shouted.

Goten and Trunks shook their heads. They couldn't believe their fathers. They were acting like a bunch of two year olds. Goten looked at his mate.

" Trunks… if we ever turn out like that… shot me?"

" I'll move out… never mind." Trunks grabbed his stomach in pain. " Damn those little brats."

" You ok Trunks-kun?"

" Do I look ok to you Goten!"

Goten gulps. " Sorry… I… I'm just worried about you. That's all. I don't want you…"

" I get it!"

Goten jumped again. " Man I can't wait to get you back to normal… you can be so mean this way… anyway, are you hungry Trunk-kun?"

" No… I'm not hungry Goten." Trunks said. As he did so he stood up and slammed his hands on the table.

Goten looked at his mate. " Geez Trunks, chill. No reason to bite my head off. I was just asking…."

" Just shut it Goten!"

Goten walked over to Trunks. He put his hand on Trunks' belly. " Well those babies will be born soon. I'm glad about that."

" Goten, you have no idea what it feels like to have two big brats growing inside of you… I do. And let me tell you bud… no one on this planet wants these babies to be born then ME!"

" Oh well I can imagine. But don't worry Trunks… they will be coming soon."

" Damn it Goten! I want them to come out NOW!" Trunks spoke to soon.

" Oh shit… my water just broke!"

Goten is in a panic. " Oh Kami… ah! I'm not ready for this!" Goten goes running around the house. As he does so he runs into his big brother Gohan. The Son sons fall to the ground.

" Ow… Goten… what the hell are you running for? That really hurt.."

" Sorry… I'm going crazy."

" I can see that squirt… but why?"

" Trunks is going to have the babies NOW!"

" Oh geez Goten… Trunks was calmer then you when you were the one giving birth."

" Oh really?"

" Well at least he wasn't running around the house like he was being chased by a pack of wolves."

" We don't have time to waste… we gotta get Trunks to the hospital.."

Gohan and Goten run back into the kitchen. Trunks was already starting to go into deep labor. Goten was freaking out.

Gohan got down on his knees. Goten looked at his big brother. " What are you doing! We have to hurry.."

" No time little brother… We gotta do it now.. right here." Gohan got some gloves on and got closer to Trunks. " Alright Trunks breathe!"

" I AM BREATHING DAMN IT GOHAN!" Trunks shouted. The pain was increasing.

Just then Goten and Gohan heard another load scream. It came from there father. Goten looked over at his dad. " Are you ok?"

" The babies coming!"

" Ahhh! Gohan!"

" I'm kinda busy bro… this baby is breached… I gotta get it out!"

Goten went to his father's side. He was so nervous. Goten had no idea what to say. He never helped deliver a baby before… he delivered one himself but he didn't know how to couch someone else how too. " Alright dad… just breath.. and slowly push…" Goten said.

Vegeta came rushing into the room. He saw all this blood and both Trunks and Goku on the ground. " What in the name of Vegetasei is going on!"

" We are having babies…" Goten chirped.

" They are early!"

" Well, I don't have a clue what to tell you Vegeta… but your going to be both a daddy and a grandfather at once." Goten said.

" Will you two keep it down over there. I need to concentrate! This birth is very difficult… so SHUT IT!" Gohan shouted. Gohan looked back at Trunks. He carefully took out the baby girl. He cleaned her off. The baby started crying. That was a good sign. " Hey check it out Goten… its your baby girl." Gohan said.

Goten came over. " Awe she is so cute." The baby has semi long black hair and blue eyes. Her Saiyan tail rapped around her little waist.

Gohan's attention was diverted for a moment. But then he heard his name being shouted. " GOHAN!"

Gohan looked back at Trunks. " Sorry… so sorry… alright Trunks… this will be easier… alright, push.."

" What do you think I'm doing!"

" Take it easy Trunks…."

" Gohan…. I can't take it easy! A f'ing brat is coming out of my ass! How can I possibly take it easy!"

" Trunks…. chill!" Gohan said.

Trunks started breathing and the baby slid right out. Gohan smiled and he picked up the boy and cleaned him off.

" Uh Gohan?" Goten said.

Gohan didn't hear his brother calling him. He looked at his nephew. " He's so cute… don't you think so?"

" GOHAN!" Goten shouted.

" What?" Gohan looked over in his brother's direction. He saw his father on the ground. " Oh geez… sorry dad." Gohan hands the baby to Trunks and then comes over to help his father. " Alright dad… this is pretty easy… just breathe and push…"

" What do you think I've been doing!" Goku shouted back.

" Ok… dad… calm down…" Gohan goes to check the baby. " Oh I see the problem… its slanted… I gotta twist the baby around."

" You gotta WHAT!"

" Sorry dad, but I gotta do it.. to save the babies life."

Chi-chi watched as her son got ready. ' Maybe my Gohan can be a doctor…. He's very good with helping parents giving birth… Yes that would be perfect for my son… my Gohan a m.d.. I'm so proud.'

" Oh boy… alright dad… here I come." Gohan pushed his hands in and slowly twisted the baby in the right position. Goku cringed in pain. Gohan sighed. " Alright dad, everything is ready… now push…"

Goku did just that and the bad soon came forth. Gohan and Goku let out a sigh of relief as the baby cried.

Goku looked at his son and then his child. " So dad, what are you going to name our little brother here?" Gohan asked.

" I think I'm going to name him… Damien."

Vegeta looked rather pleased. " Well Kakarot at least its not another go name!"

All the sons laughed at the remark. Vegeta did have a point, there were to many go names in the family.

Goten looked at his two children. " Um… I think I got the perfect names for these cuddly babies."

Trunks looked at Goten. " Yeah, so what are we going to name these tresures?"

" I think I'm going to name the boy Vegito."

" And what about the girl?"

" Um.. how about Miranda…"

" Wow Goten, creative are we?"

" You making fun of me again?"

" I was being nice Chibi!"

" Oh… I thought you were taunting me."

" Chibi.. you don't know what your talking about!"

" Oh well… neither do you…"

" Goten… your hopeless…"

" Who are you calling hopeless!"

" I'm calling you hopeless…"

" Yeah well you're a Baka!"

" Well its better then being an idiot!"

Gogeta looked at his feuding parents. He sighs and he walks over to his sleeping siblings. " I'm going to be one busy brother."

Gohan looks over. " Your telling me… this argument may take a while and when they finish they won't remember what they are arguing over. So Gogeta… are you hungry? Cuz I know these little babies here are and I am…. And your parents will be in like a few seconds."

" You know I'm hungry… got any ice cream?"

Goten and Trunks look at their son. " No ice cream for you!" They shout.

" Ah… but Papa-san, Father… I want some!" Gogeta wined.

" We said NO!" They shouted.

" No fair… when Bulma-san and grandma-san (chi-chi) said no… you did it anyway… why can't I have some?"

" Well its kinda diffult… Trunks?"

" Oh gee thanks a lot pal! Well Gogeta… if you start eating ice cream… you will…. Uh… get in the mood to have sex with someone… either male or female. That is entirely up to you. And second.. you are too young…"

" I don't care! I WANT SOME ICE CREAM!" Gogeta shouts.

Goten and Trunks were on the floor. " Ah… my ears." Goten wined.

" I hate it when that happens… now you know why I don't deal with kids."

" Well Trunks… let me tell you something…. You got two bundles of joy to take care of now…"

" Goten… I gave birth to them… you, my friend, get to take care of them."

" Oh goodie… I get the fun job." Goten muttered.

" Yeah Goten… and I will be there, to watch you suffer… too."

" You are so lazy."

" I am a prince Goten… there is no reason for me to have to do the dirty work."

Goten frowns. " You always have an excuse."

" Goten… its my turn to have a brake… I had to do the hard job… its your turn."

" Alright I'll do it… only if you promise… later… we can have our fun."

" Alright Goten… you got a deal… I'll bring the ice cream." Trunks smiles.

' Not like we need it but, it wouldn't hurt. Besides I like it anyway.'

Bulma and Chi-chi looked at there sons. " No more ice cream for you!"

Vegeta and Goku leaned over to Bulma. " Don't worry about it Bulma… the ice cream has no effect on them anymore…"

" Oh yeah! Well it effects you two…"

" Well at least we don't get in a sex mood."

" No but you jump off the walls… naked!"

" Well which would you rather have… babies… or butt naked sons?"

Chi-chi and Bulma looked at their husbands. " We would rather have neither… but I see your point… but I'm warning you…. If Gogeta or one of the babies get any ice cream… your and your sons will be dead meat!"

Just then they felt a cold breeze. They turn there heads in the direction of the breeze and they see Gogeta on the floor with a large number of empty boxes of ice cream.

Gogeta was smiling. " I guess."

" Your gonna regret that in the end…"

Fin

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