Mutants VS. Humans
By: TMNTlover4ever
Chapter 10: Jailbreak
Disclaimer: No, I don't own the TMNT. But I will one day! Hopefully.
"I don't know what scares me more, that this plan actually works, or the fact that Don carries a pigeon puppet in his bag."-Michelangelo, new TMNT cartoons.
Intro: Raphael's POV:
This is the kind of stuff I'm talkin' about! Spies...jailbreaks...all that great stuff. We have to bust Sheri out of the mutant's prison and help her out. This way, we won't have to work for Randal either. Let's just hope this works...
TMNT theme song
"Okay. Everyone know what they must do?" Don asked his brothers and Master Splinter.
"LH, why are you not helping again?" Mikey asked.
"If I do, Randal and the others will find out my secret. I must now act like your enemy. But I promise I will not hurt you." Leatherhead said and then left to the grounds.
"Okay. Does everyone know what to do?" Don asked again.
"Yep." Raph answered.
"Affirmative." Mikey answered with a chuckle.
Leo and Splinter nodded.
"Okay. Let Operation JAILBREAK begin." Don said. "Mikey, you start us off." He added. He turned to look at Mikey, but he was already gone.
Randal's Office
Mikey opened the door to Randal's office.
"Randal? Are you in here?" Mikey asked taking a step inside the office. "Helloooo?" Mikey asked again.
The office was the size of about his room. There was a computer in the corner with a desk. Maps of New York were hung on the wall and scattered about the room. There were bookshelves were lined against the back wall with books.
"I'm back here." Randal said in an annoyed voice. He was in another corner of the room reading a book. He got up and walked toward Michelangelo.
"What do you want, my friend?" Randal asked.
"Well, I had this great idea." Mikey began. He didn't wait for Randal to say anything. "Since we're going on a 'raid' thing tomorrow, I thought our fellow mutants could use some laughs. So maybe I could do a stand-up comedy show for everyone. I mean, we could use some laughs before we battle the humans, ya know?" Michelangelo explained rather hurriedly.
"I like this idea. It will give the others a chance to relax. Yes, I like it. I will get all the mutants gathered now. I cannot wait for your jokes, Michelangelo." Randal said. On the computer desk was a microphone. Randal pushed a button and spoke into the microphone.
"Attention: All mutants at this time please gather in the main area. I repeat: All mutants gather in the main area." Randal said. He walked toward the door and as he walked past Mikey he muttered, "This better be a good show, turtle."
The others heard the announcement. "Okay, Leo and Raph, you're turn." Don said. They both nodded and left.
Mikey returned.
"Tell me you have jokes, Mikey." Don said.
"Yeah, hopefully enough." Mikey gulped.
Mutants started gathering in the area. They sat on the wooden crates or on the floor waiting for what they had been called in for. Donnie had found some things to put together two models that were supposed to be Leo and Raph.
He sat between his models and nobody noticed these dummies from the real thing. Master Splinter sat on the other side of the Leonardo model. Don chuckled. "Ya know, I just might keep you guys and leave the real Leo and Raph here." He muttered to himself. Splinter chuckled quietly to himself at this.
Mikey was in front of the audience. He was sweating, nervously.
Randal walked in front of Mikey.
"Ladies and gentlemutants. It is my great pleasure to introduce the stand up comedy of Michelangelo!" Randal said. He left the stage and sat in the front row of the audience.
Mikey started in his jokes. He got laughs and claps and was doing a good job.
In the Mutant's Basement
Leo and Raph walked into a long hallway. Sometimes they could hear the loud laughter of the mutants above them.
"Mike, must be doing a good job." Leo commented as they made their way through the dusty corridor.
"Yeah. This will be the first time we benefit from his old jokes." Raph chuckled.
Finally, they came to a big room that was about the size of the dojo area. There were prison bars that came from the walls. The room was a big circle.
"Let's work our way around." Leo said.
"Whatever. Just as long as we get Sheri and get out." Raphael replied.
They started on the left and walked around. In the cells were skeletons or they were empty. In the very back was Sheri. Her unconscious body sat in the cell.
"There is our ghost girl." Raph said. He opened the door. Leo and him walked in.
Sheri's eyes fluttered open. "Raph? Leo?" She asked quietly.
"Shhh...We're gonna break ya outta here, Sheri. But you gotta be quiet." Raph said.
"No problem." She said and with that, closed her eyes.
"Let's go." Leo said.
They quietly made their way upstairs. Everyone was so busy being entertained by Mikey that they just slipped right out. No one noticed except for the turtle on the stage, the turtle in the audience, and the wise old rat who also was in the audience.
Mikey kept going a bit longer. He had to wait for Don's signal.
Don noticed his bros leaving with Sheri. He estimated it would take about 7 minutes to get out of the area with Sheri in their arms.
He kept the time; 7 minutes in counting.
Leo and Raph were now jogging with Sheri. They had to get out of there fast. Don told them, 7 minutes was all the time they had.
6 Minutes Later...
'One minute left...' Leo thought as he and Raph jogged. The entrance was about 10 yards away. 'We're going to make it!' Leo thought happily as they ran. They got to the entrance when a figure appeared in front of them.
Leo thought as he and Raph jogged. The entrance was about 10 yards away. Leo thought happily as they ran. They got to the entrance when a figure appeared in front of them."Well, well, I guess the cat is out of the bag. I knew you would try something like this." Kitten said.
"Get out of our way, or-" Raph began.
"Or what?" Kitten interrupted. "I have you at my mercy and you both know it. One little shout and your plan is ruined." She added.
Leo sighed in annoyance. "What do you want?" He asked.
"Information on Leatherhead." She paused. "I don't like him. I don't trust him. Something about him...I don't know. But unless you want your plan to be ruined, then I suggest you spill." Kitten said.
"Like what kind of information?" Raph asked.
"Is he a spy?" Kitten asked.
Leo glanced at Raph and then looked at Kitten.
"No." He lied. And he did it well. This surprised Raphael, in a way, it kind of scared him too.
"You sure? No secrets?" Kitten asked looking him straight in the eye.
"Yes. There are no secrets, now let us through." Leo demanded.
"Okay. You held your end of the deal." She jumped up into the tree above them.
"And don't mention this conversation to Randal if you see him." Kitten said then everything was silent except for the sound of 4 feet running to the Battle Shell 2.
Don gave Mikey a thumbs-up from the audience.
"Sorry, ladies and germs, but I must end the show." Mikey said. He said a few funny last things then said, "Good night, or I should say have a good day."
There was a big applause and then everyone left.
"I must say that was quite entertaining Mikey." Randal told him after the performance. "It was too short, but I liked it. You should do this again sometime." Randal added.
"Yeah, sure. When I come up with some new jokes." Mikey said.
Randal laughed. Then he left the room. It was just Mikey, Don, and Splinter now.
"They should've reached the Battle Shell by now. So let's do as they did." Don said.
"Yes, but we must take the sneakier route." Splinter said. He and his two sons jumped out one of the broken windows onto a thick tree branch. From there, they ran and hopped in the trees silently making their way to the BS. Finally they did, and rejoined their brothers who were sitting in the back, talking with Sheri. Trying to keep her awake.
A/N: R and R please. Or don't...whichever you choose. But the reviews make me happier! What do you think?
Leo: Pretty good.
Sheri: Why do I have to be the helpless one?
Mikey-begins to make comment then stops, thinking about how many ways Sheri could torture him-
Don: It's how things are. People always think the dame is the one who is helpless and can't defend herself.
Me: I don't think that. I just thought Sheri would be the best choice.
Sheri: Whatever. -leaves-
Raph-enters and sees Sheri leave- What's her problem?