I, Lady Andrasani, am sure we're going to love our time together. I should ask for more reviews, but as time passes, I'll get some.
Snake: Andrsani! Let us out of the basement! Please!
Tairena: You don't wove us anymore? (begins crying)
Andrasani: I'm sorry... but you two have to learn to say sorry!
Snake: Andrasani? Why are you mad at us? Is it because of Tuesday? I swear, I didn't mean any of it!
Andrasani: Yes you did! You know I have asthma!
Tairena: But you raced daddy before! And he beat you seven times!
Andrasani (Thinking): You would remember that, too. But that's not my problem! You didn't buy me anything! (opens the door to the basement)
Snake: I only got Tairena something because I didn't have enough money! (dodges chair) Hey! What's that all about? I only- (dodges several punches and kicks) helped our daughter! (ducks under a table) Andrasani! Stop trying to kill me and vent that anger outside on the annoying neighbors!
Andrasani: I will kill you, Snake. Then, I will hurt Tairena. Afterwards, I will kill my parents! (continues making death threats while Snake crawls out and upstairs into his room) Where are you going! chases Snake get back here!
Snake (Thinks, then unfortunately does the unthinkable): I'm sorry, but I have too... (jumps into the air, jumps over Andrssani, backfilps and fires three crossbow darts at Andrasani's neck, rendering her paralyzed and sleep)
Andrasani: I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it....
It was a normal day at the famed Becardo Family regency, with catalysmic problems within the past three years. The people continued to wonder about their young adolescent rulers, Princesses Tairena and Ayane Becardo. Due to this unprecedented flow of events, neither Andrew, or his wife Takori could have predicted Andrew's departure to be so... sudden.
A successful man, father figure, and hero... that's what every man wants to be in his dreams. Until a fateful day changed his life. His trial, being judged by his own Garnithian Supreme Royal Council...
"Sir Becardo, we have reason enough to believe you've been squandering monetary gains and lying to the public as a hypocrite." The high council member bellowed. "Understand, I really don't understand why would you do such things, but-"
"I have nothing to do with such claims! As far as I know, I have yet to make a decision as to whether or not I would even take money from YOU, nonetheless from my own family! The truth is that if I knew of such accusations, wouldn't I be able to explain it?" Andrew answered. "And here's something to think about, why would I do something like this?" Andrew had to make a point now. 'My trial was coming to a close, and the High Council hasn't listened to a single would that has come out of my mouth! It's ridiculous!' Several moments has passed, and now it seemed they we taking notes. Finally, the high council member spoke again.
"Understand, we are not angry with you, we want to truth, and I'll find enough reason to appropriate your assets, and take your children into custody." she said, "But I will have them punished for assisting a criminal.
"Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this." Andrew barked. "My children have nothing to do with these... these-"
"What? These correct accusations?" she said, "Am I right, Regent Andrew? You have violated one of your own laws, and you know it. Why try to ignore the obvious? You know what happened, and then you add on what happens? You shouldn't try to do that!"
"Then what should I have tried to do, eh? Fight you?" he asked. 'I know I could kill them without a second thought, even from where I stand. No point in making any more of a spectacle of what's already done.' he thought. 'It doesn't make sense. Why should I answer for their crimes when I am innocent?'
"Now, I ask. My children are of no concern to you. They have nothing to do with the accusations you have played. What reason do you have to accuse them of anything?"
"Whom? You mean, Princesses Tairena, Ayane, and June, right?"she answered. A smirk came across her face, and she continued: "If we were serious, I would have them executed for our pleasure."
Andrew kept silent. He wasn't sure of what he could have done. For several millennia, his family has protected the Aristoth Flower, and kept peaceful ties between the empires of space. He was resisting the urge to (and without regret), attack the high council member. Until...
"Bring the bait." She yelled. "Maybe he'll change his mind."
Bait? What's going on? What is she... No! She wouldn't! Andrew quickly looked behind him, to find his three daughters, captured, and inside of a cube of clear energy, all suspended the air. Andrew quickly apprehended his anger, and returned a malignant stare at the council members.
"Daddy! Help!" June yelled. "Let us go! We didn't do anything!"
"Madame Alexia, what is the meaning of this? I must know! This is ridiculous!" Tairena remarked. "Can someone explain to us what's going on here?"
"I will release them into the deep beyonds of space. Their special powers are disabled as long as they're inside that cube. Tell us the truth, or I'll kill them all."
It's fine, father. I would expect our noble heritage to get us in the end. Don't worry, we know the truth.
There was one power she forgot about- Andrew's telepathic link with Ayane. Through this, Andrew could lie and continue to persuade the council member to believe him.
"Then if you please, what judgment would you pass onto us?" June asked.
"You four will be sentenced to exile. When your sentence is finished, I will turn the regency of Dipez back to you. Do not worry; we will not speak of this incident. I will just tell your people you will be on a vacation.
'If that's not the biggest... I knew you wanted me off the throne. It makes sense. You need me off to create a war, and getting me out was the way to do it.' Andrew thought, 'I am worried for our planet... them may not be able to handle it.'
Andrew and his children reunited, with Andrew still apprehending his anger. From this point on, he would have to deal with this matter alone. He could try to override the decision, but to not provoke any harm to his children; he unwillingly succumbed to the decision.
"Your sentence of exile will be effective immedately until further notice."
Soon after, Andrew and his daughters were now onboard his own batttleship, the Chronosphere X19. It's neuro-plasmic shield and quantum plasma cannons classifies this ship as practically "invincible". It was the perfect size, green, and whatever it couldn't outfight, it could definitely outrun. After several hours of exploring the ship, he was sure that each girl could have a room, and he could become sleepless, afterwards.
"Dad? June's hungry." Tairena yelled. "Where's the kitchen?"
"We have yet to find it. I'm sure she can hang on a little longer." Ayane answered.
A multitude of snapbacks and verbal tennis games ensued, giving Andrew nothing more than a headache the size of a watermelon. He then sighted a map locating everything on the ship. It was quite extensive, but Andrew's no fool: all the dungeons, castles, and labyrinths he had conquered in his life, this was a walk in the park.
"So, what do we do now?" June asked. "I'm still hungry."
Tairena was oblivious to June's pleas for food, so she started down the hallway towards a theater. She smiled at the gang, and looked inside, but ran back out. There must something in this theater, and regret was something she is prone to have.
Andrew turned on the main computer switch, the ship lit up, started running, and that's when he learned of the computer inside the Chronosphere X19.
"I AI reconnaisanse model 72-AB-90-Z0-1 dot dot dot h tee tee pee colon backslash backslash dubya dubya dubya dot holy crap dot net slash org slash umm colon article seven four seven point six. (Man did that take a while to come up with!-SnakeBlade) Chronoscythe, the computer for this ship. State your name before I activate my automated defense systems." it said.
"Umm... you have one heck of a name there, buddy! My name's Andrew Becardo, and the others are Tairena, June, and Ayane. They are my children. I am also the captain of this ship, if that's okay with you, Chronoscythe. You know what, we're going to call you Chronos. That way, we don't have to worry." Andrew replied.
"I see. I can assist in any way, shape, or form. However, I'm sure you four can handle your businesses without my help, but I'm sure I will be of very good use." Chronos replied.
"So dad, he's the main computer?" Ayane asked. "What a name! I like it. Can we keep him?"
"I'll search my computer drive engines. I see."
Before Chronos could reply, the light for an incoming message lit. Andrew dumbfoundedly tried to make a small ordeal of the issue, but couldn't get the message relayed.
"Patch it through, Chronos." Ayane said. The message that came through featured a young, red, spiky-haired person, whom, to Andrew, looked all too familiar.
"Hello, crew of the Chronosphere X19. I am Professor Washu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe!"
"Washu-chan? No way! Hello, dear friend! It's been quite some time since I last heard from you." Andrew answered happily.
"Andrew?!! What're YOU doing in here?! What did you do?" she asked.
"If I knew, I'd tell you. The Garnithians have sentenced us to..."
"I know. That's how it is. I wonder if... nevermind. I'll talk with you later about that. Heck, I thought you were dead."
"Me? Die? Washu! Do you how old I am?" Andrew asked.
"True, you're about 10,000, right?"
"Eh, close enough." He answered. He turned to the others, who were awe-struck and scared, and smiled. "Um... I guess I didn't tell you guys about that... I promise I will one day."
"Andrew, I want you to do a favor for me. You see, I was expecting another set of people here, but because you have no choice, do you mind if I sent a couple of my friends over?"
"What's wrong?"
"Well, there's a vacation needed at the Masaki household, and I've decided to send different members to different places. However... I need to send Tenchi and Mihoshi somewhere."
"So, you want to know if they can stay with us for a while, Washu- chan? You know, this would been easier if we were not in exile."
"Yes. I'm sure the Legendary Guardian of Time can teach Tenchi a few things."
"Oh, okay. Well... tell me something, old friend. Did you think it was right for the Academy to say that my theory on evolved time is wrong?"
"Nah, evolved time isn't that bad." Washu replied. "Now I see where Tairena and Sasami got her charm from, Andrew."
"Hmm... fine." I had better not tell the others. The girls had left to their rooms earlier, so this was safely kept secret. At least we can reunite...
"So, wanna know what to do? Well, this is funny part of your sentence. You are to go into different time portals and stop evil!"
"You have got to be kidding me." Andrew angrily added. He slowly regained his composure and then said; "Well, alright. You can send Tenchi and Mihoshi up now."
"You'll be reviewing the codes of conduct immediately after their arrival."
"See you later, Little Washu."
"Thank you, Andrew Lazerinith Becardo, my good friend."
The transmission ended. A bright green glow erupted in the Spaceport Hall, and that's when Andrew decided to tell everyone the rules for their vacation. He hurried to the hall, and he found both Tenchi and Mihoshi, gawking at their new surroundings.
"Welcome, friends to the Chronosphere X19. I am Captain Andrew Becardo." Andrew said. He helped both visitors to their feet, and that's when Andrew knew he couldn't keep his secret to Mihoshi for very long as she glomped him.
"Hello Captain, I am Tenchi Masaki, and this is my friend..." Tenchi started.
"Oh! Hi Instructor!" Mihoshi yelled while squeezing him. "It's been so long since I've last seen you! I thought you were dead... waaaaaaaaaahhh!" (Of course, a tear ocean what would soon drown them would be in the works here.)
"Geez. I'm happy to see you too. However, we're here for a vacation. So, this is the problem." Andrew quickly explained to them both what happened that this course of events worked out the way it did. "Something's up. Therefore, you two are going to have to join us. However, I don't think I could-"
"My head hurts, and I'm not feeling so well let me go to bed and wake me Tairena finishes dinner." Ayane added.
She and Mihoshi left afterwards, leaving Tenchi and Andrew alone. "Andrew, tell me something. Are those three really your kids?" Tenchi asked.
"Oooh yeah. Tairena is the eldest, June's the youngest." Andrew answered.
"So, can you answer this question? Does their mother take care of them?" he asked.
"I see that was why you wanted to be alone to ask. True, that you were kind enough to wait until after Mihoshi left to ask. I have been taking care of them since June was born. My first wife, Takori, also Tairena's mother, had divorced me because she found out that I was a little unfaithful... but heck, what happens when you mix alcohol and a party? EVEN you know that answer to that, Tenchi. I had remarried once again to a woman named Flucentra, but she passed away not too long after the marriage, and Ayane was born during that time. Takori apologized to me, and after a year or so, I finally accepted her apology and remarried." Andrew replied.
"But what about June?" he asked.
"Tenchi, June was a gift from the heavens, I believe. June's mother is aboard this ship, why don't you ask her?" Andrew posed.
"You mean...?"
"Don't say. Let's see if you can figure it out in one try."
Author's notes: Hello guys, it's Lady Andrasani. Well, I should be fair and say that Tenchi and Co. do belong to AIC and Pioneer respectively. Andrew, Tairena, Ayane, and June belong to me, and my respective family members, so I guess I do not own them (except for Ayane, she's my little sister and Tairena's my little baby). Well, I would like to know if this was bad, or funny, just let me know at by reviewing.
I would like to improve my skills so I can make work that people would like to read and love to laugh (and/or cry) at. Also, if you guys can figure out who June's mother is, you can also review that response, too. Believe me, looks can be deceiving.
"Only those who are righteous can love true to their hearts." Tairena Marie Becardo