"Another Bright County Day..."
by VjeraNadaLjubav & Xiainea

Summary: What happens when two tired ER ficcers decide to do an ABC challenge late at night. Co-written with Xiainea.
Rating: G
A/N: I ran into Xiainea on AIM. Silliness ensued.


"Again?" Abby asked angrily.

"Bastard's belly-up!" Benton blurted.

"Cursing can't correct codes," Carter cautioned.

"Damn, Dick's dead," Dave drawled dejectedly.

"Easy, everyone," Elizabeth entreated.

"Foolishness!" Frank fumed fleetingly.

"Good God," Gallant groaned.

"He hates holidays," Haleh ho-hummed.

"Insane inquiries into illness, I intoned!"

"Just joking, John?" Jing-mei jeered.

"Keep kneading, Kovac," Kerry kibitzed knowingly.

"Lewis looks lovely," Luka leered.

"Meet me," Mark mumbled mysteriously.

"No-one needs nude nuns?" Neela needled.

"Only one obstacle -"

"Party pooper," Pratt pooh-poohed.

"Quacks question quirkiness…"

"Richard's Rocket Romano's responsibility!" Randy rallied.

"Sultry Sam's so sexy," Susan sang sleazily.

"Time to tell the truth-"

"Unnecessary utterances upset us!"

"Vanishing varicose veins-"

"Why- Wait! Weaver's waltzing with Wyszenski!" "Where?"

"X-ray!"

"Yesssss!" Yosh yelled.

Ze End!