The Lemon Chronicles
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto; Kishimoto-sama does. If I owned Naruto, there would be a lot of stories like the ones you'll be reading here. It breaks my evil heart that I don't own it, but somehow I go on…
Warning: These are all YAOI. That means boy on boy smut. These are going to be a little more… smutty than anything I've ever written before. XD So you'll only be finding edited versions here. That of course doesn't mean there's no plot and not worth reading. Complete versions will be found on my Livejournal page and eventually deviantArt and everyplace else post as soon as they decide to cooperate with me. -.-
Pairings: Varies, at the top of each story you will find what the pairings are. I hope you'll still read even if the pairing is not your usual cup of tea. I really would like to know what you think of my smut skills.
Note: Since author notes and such are not allowed for whole chapters, after the table of contents you will find a semi-short, really pointless story that I had fun writing in my planner at work during my breaks the other night. It's much longer than the notes up here so hopefully no one will mind. I'd hate for this to get yanked down. The reason I'm doing it like this, is because I really don't want to write the warnings and disclaimers over and over again. I'm lazy, okay? I hope you enjoy it. There is no smut but it is a little on the cute side and definitely shounen-ai. So again, enjoy!
Table of Contents
Lemon One: Lemon Meringue Pie
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Such Is Fate
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Once upon a time there was a too cute for his own good boy named Naruto. Because he was so cute he was irresistible to many… or at least he would be if not for the fact the poor boy had a demon sealed into his navel shortly after his birth by the Hokage at the time, Yondaime. By sealing the demon into Naruto, the village was saved. It was the dying wish of Yondaime that the child would be seen as a hero for his sacrifice. Alas, it was not to be because the village saw Naruto as the demon and not as Naruto.
The majority of the village was very judgmental not only of Naruto but of many others. Thus they were complete and total asses who were unable to respect the last wishes of the dead. So because of this only a few have the courage and nerve to be openly friendly and attracted to kitsune boy who as mentioned before is too cute for his own good. Unfortunately or fortunately – depending on how want to see it, Naruto attracts very unstable yet sexy boys. Because of their mental instability they don't care what anyone says or thinks and sees Naruto for the too cute for his own good boy he is.
Case in point, Uchiha Itachi. Itachi obviously has no care for the opinions of others because if he did he wouldn't have massacred his whole clan except for his younger brother, Sasuke. So no, Itachi doesn't give a fuck what the world thinks and thus has no problem showing affection and lust for the too cute for his own good boy. It is not unusual to see the older Uchiha tying to molest the too cute for his own good boy or try to kidnap him so he doesn't have make the trip all the way to Konoha to happily fuck his brains out.
As for Itachi's brother Sasuke, he really doesn't care what anyone thinks either because he's too busy obsessing over killing his brother Itachi for what he did to the clan and for trying to take Naruto away from him time and time again. Naruto belongs to him and no one else… or at least that's what he chants in his head every night before he goes to sleep, right after he repeats his vow to kill Itachi. Because Itachi murdered the clan and left him all alone, poor Sasuke's mentally unstable as well. Sasuke has proven this more than once. The most traumatic being when Sasuke nearly killed the too cute for his own good boy and ran off with that nasty snake man, Orochimaru. So even though Sasuke nearly killed poor Naruto, he's still attracted to him and majorly obsessed with him. After all, you always hurt the ones you love.
Another mentally unstable boy is Gaara. Gaara is majorly sleep deprived, likes to kill people and is in serious need of a hug. Like Naruto, Gaara also had a demon sealed into him. He was shunned by the village, his own father tried to kill him… So he and Naruto have a few things in common. Naturally, Gaara is attracted to him (even though he has yet to do anything about that attraction). After all, why wouldn't he be? Naruto is cute and treats him like anyone else. That and Naruto kicked his cute little ass too. I suspect Gaara likes it 'rough'.
Our final mentally unstable boy is Neji. Neji is royally fucked up and obsessed with fate, destiny and Naruto's cute little ass. Poor Neji is also in serious need of a hug and mood altering drugs. Neji is so fucked up it would not surprise me if Neji took a cue from Itachi and murdered his whole clan except for Hanabi since he has already tried to kill poor Hinata once. Because Naruto kicked his ass, Neji has a slight obsession over the too cute for his own good boy as well. It's a classic scenario, girl beats boys up and boy develops a crush. While Naruto is technically not a girl, he is definitely uke material and has girly tendencies. Often the boy haunts Neji's thoughts and if his uncle Hiashi knew what exactly those thoughts involved, he'd be far from pleased. But Neji really doesn't care what he or anyone else thinks because he's too busy being an angsty, fate, destiny and Naruto obsessed punk.
So here we have the four most prominent and sexy boys; Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Gaara (no last name like Prince and Madonna) and Hyuuga Neji all vying for our little Naruto's love and attention because that's while mentally unstable, love starved boys do. Poor Naruto, how will he ever choose? Most importantly will any of them ever ask him out and court him properly instead of using him as a took cute for his own good fuck toy? Unfortunately, as love starved mentally unstable boys they also have attachment and commitment issues.
So, often poor Naruto is left all alone wondering why he doesn't have the same kind of love everyone else around him has. He often ponders his fate and lot in life as he stares out at the starry sky wondering if he'll ever have someone to share his soul with, to belong to only one person and vice versa. Will he ever be allowed one happy moment outside seemingly meaningless but pleasurable and spine numbing sex. Will anyone ever say, 'I love you' and ask for or expect nothing in return. Is it really too much to ask for?
"Is it really too much to ask for?" He asked the stars in the sky, foolishly hoping they might answer back. But alas they never do because they were stars. Should he have actually heard them 'answer', it would mean he had completely lost his marbles and become a mentally unstable boy too who was too cute for his own good.
On this night that he was bemoaning his fate, he looked down to the street outside his home. The sight he beheld was unlike anything he had ever seen or for that matter thought he would. As smile graced his lips and he listened to the voices below. The three men of his affection and heartache were below, arguing with each other as they were prone to do whenever they caught sight of each other. But tonight, he was the subject of their strife.
"Itachi! What are you doing here?" The younger Uchiha screeched like the little drama queen he was whenever Itachi was involved.
"Foolish little brother. I never realized you were stupid and weak… I'm here to see my beloved and too cute for his own good kitsune." The sexy and evil boy, calmly answered.
"So you can have your way with him? Over my cold, rotting, dead body! He's mine, damn it!"
"Yours? I hardly think so. After tonight, he will belong to me and only me. So go home and cry in your pillow… foolish little brother." Itachi taunted poor Sasuke because not only was it fun but it was what he did best.
"Like hell I will! I'm going to ask Naruto to be only mine tonight! So why don't you leave town and go play with your Akatsuki pals!"
"No. You go."
"No, you!"
"You."
"You!"
"You."
"You!"
"You."
"You!"
"Hmph. Stupid Uchiha's think they own the freaking world. It is my destiny to make Naruto mine, so you two need to leave. I don't want your whiny asses ruining the mood or disturbing us!"
"Cram it, Hyuuga!" Sasuke shouted at Neji.
"Indeed." Itachi added.
"Naruto loves me best!" Sasuke shouted at his two romantic rivals.
"Like hell he does!" Itachi roared, "He loves me best!"
"No, me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
The Uchiha brothers bickered back and forth as Neji watched the two silently and annoyed. Deciding that he could see his precious Naru-chan first and ask that he'd be more than a lover and have his heart just for himself; he began to climb the stairs leading to the kitsune's apartment.
"Don't even think about it, Hyuuga!" The Uchiha brothers roared.
"Fuck you! I'm asking Naruto to be exclusively mine tonight and you can't stop me! It's destiny for me to be with him and you can't stop destiny!"
The three men bickered back and forth, each declaring that Naruto belonged only to themselves and that they were going to be happy to the end of their days. Naruto shook his head, unsure whether he should be happy, concerned or annoyed. Each boy wanted him to be theirs only, but if the arguing continued it would come to blows and someone might end up dead. At the same time it was kind of annoying too. What was he; a piece of meat? Stupid assholes. Just because he'd sleep with them didn't mean they could own him. He was a human being damn it!
Looking up the starry sky with the arguing voices drifting up to his ears he asked, "Why me?"