Danger Kitty #1
I'm so mean, having Kuwabara's favorite animal hurt him so much. I'm sorry Kuwa lovers! I won't do that much or anymore this time, considering, It's 2:30am.... AM! Damn! I'm Dead Meat If My Mom Finds Out! ...Oh well, at least School's not out yet. I made my Will out anyway. Hope ya like! The story that is.
Ps: Accualy it's just a short note, remember to read the bottom, it's kind of important.
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In the morning, Hiei woke up to the change in Kurama's breathing. Kurama woke up shortly after and nearly got scared to find a black cat sitting on his stomache. If he didn't remember that it was just Hiei, he would have pushed it off. Instead he just let Hiei sit there untill he could get off himself, which took a while.
Imagine this: Hiei sitting on Kurama with an open shirt[Kurama fans drool! ^_^], Kurama sitting halfway on his elbows, them staring at eachother for five minutes, and finaly Yukina walking in to call Kurama to breakfast but instead finds the staredown, and that fly buzzing aroud Hiei's other ear. She calls Hiei instead, who took another five minutes to get off.
Hiei's message- Stupid fox. You got hit with that blast too so why didn't something happen to you? I hope something does soon. I need a scratching post, can you bye me one? Let me outside would you? When's breakfast? If I can't kill anything, at least let me kill that fly! Ooo, Yukina, is it time for breakfast?
"Thank you Hiei." Kurama said when Hiei finaly got off.
"Would you like for me to wait out the door?" Yukina asked.
"No, that won't be nessesary. You may go to the others." Yukina nodded and left, with Hiei next to her trying to catch little thing's like a leaf shadow from the tree, or every once in a while Yukia's feet. Once he managed to catch that fly, but it tickled his paws so he let it go. "You know what Hiei," Hiei stopped walking to listen to what Yukina said. "Your acting more silly, like a kitten instead of an adult. I wonder, did you sniff catnip?" Hiei nearly fell over. He just meowed and kept walking, this time Yukina following. [Now how did that happen...?]
"I'm telling you Kuwabara, we have to take him today!"
"He's not even a real cat Urameshi!"
"We can't be too carefull!"
"We should take him to Koenma!"
"He said himself that he doesn't know a cure! Hi Yukina." Yusuke suddenly sat down strait and tried to look like he wasn't doing anything, especially since he also saw Hiei. Hiei growled in his throat. (They better not have been talking about taking me to that animal vet. Their going to pay if they were...)
"Where's Kurama?" Kuwabara asked.
"And why did you take a while? I thought Kurama's room was just down the hall?" Yusuke added.
"It seems Hiei was trying to tell Kurama something so he just stared at me and him for five minutes. It was kind of scary." Hiei meowed innocently. (I didn't do it.)
"Hey Hiei, can I buy you some catnip?" Kuwabara said with a grin. Hiei looked at him and walked up to him, makeing it look like he was going to claw him.
"Meow, meowr." (Stupid question, I don't care.) Hiei walked to a seat and just sat in it. Kurama walked in then.
"Good morning everyone." He yawned and found a seat next to Hiei. Yukina came in with breakfast and gave Hiei a bowl of cat food.
Hiei stared at it fo a while. Then he sighed. (Is everyone here TRYING to make me into a cat!?) He pushed his food away, loudly so he could get everyone's attention, and started to bange his head on the table. (I. Hate. My. Life. Hate it. Hate it. Hate- Hey!) Kurama pulled Hiei away from the table, afraid he was hurting himself, which he was, since he started to bange his head slower.
"Hiei please, no more." Kurama asked while trying not to get clawed again by accident. Hiei kept strugglng to get away so he can bang his head more.
"Meowr! Mreowr! Meowr! Mreowr!" (No! Let go! No! Let Go!) Hiei kept pushing at Kurama's arms.
"Your right Kuwabara, we should take him to Koenma..." Yusuke said after a while.
(I NEED SOME KIND OF RELIEF!) Hiei hissed when he almost got back to the table.
*
"So your saying... That's Hiei?" Koenma asked pointing to the moving Burlap bag.
"Yeah. Not the bag, the cat in the bag." Yusuke said above the cat struggling meows and hisses.
(Let me out at once! I swear fox, when I get out your ALL dead! I'm going to kill you and your girlfriend Yusuke! If none of you let me go Right now,...) Hiei layed limp on the ground. Everyone was quiet when the bag stoped moving. ('I give up... Hm?')
"Is he dead?" Kuwabara asked.
"He can't be, cat's can breath through burlap right?" Yusuke asked Kurama.
"I'm not sure..."
"I'll check." Koenma said since he was sure the Reikai Tentei didn't want to find their friend dead because of them.
(Purrfect. I'll just jump out the millisecond he opens the bag.) Hiei tried not to purr or wave his tail. As soon as the bag was open enough, which took a while since Koenma was also scared Hiei was dead, Hiei jumped out and on Koenma's chair, prepared to start banging his head on the desk when Koenma put the bag down, which was right after he saw Hiei was gone.
(I. Hate. This. Group. Stuffing. ME!) He banged his head especialy hard and nearly cracking the desk. (In. That. Bag. I.- Hey!)
"Hiei stop!" Kurama ordered while Koenma got a small water bottle and threw it on Hiei. Who automaticly stopped and stared at Koenma in an evil glare.
"Koenma sir! I just got the news! Oh my..." Botan said as she walked in.
(Let me kill him! Let me kill him! Let Me KILL Him!) Hiei hissed as he tried to get away from Kurama AND Yusuke to kill Koenma. He nearly got him too, if Botan didn't wack his head.
"Bad Hiei! You can't kill Koenma!" Hiei stared at Botan in shock with his mouth partly open, while sitting on the ground dumbfounded.
"C-can you understand him?" Kuwabara sked after a while.
"Not really," Hiei stood up, out of his trance, and started to rub his abused head on Botan's hand. Which just happened to be near the ground right next to him. "I can just make out what he means. Why?"
"Well, we can't make out squat of what he wants." Yusuke said while glareing at Hiei, who just ignored him.
"Can you find out if he can understand us?" Kuwabara asked while Koenma looked through papers. Hiei growled in his throat with his sore head still in Botan's hand. [He's that small! If he's short as a demon in a human form, you think he'd be a normal sized cat!?]
(Baka ningin. First he tries to see if I get high in catnip, then my sister tries to feed me catfood. Just last night the stupid ningen almost SAT on me. Kurama and Yusuke had me run out the window and into a thorn bush just lastnight. I swear, I think they LIKE me as a cat.) He continued to say things like that. Botan sweatdropped.
"Well, can you understand him?"
"Ehehehe...well," Hiei glared at her, daring her to repeat anything he said. "Yes! ...and no." Everyone but Hiei fell down.
"I'v got it!" Everyone jumped up, mostly out of fright by the sudden change of volume and voice.
"Got what Koenma sir?" Botan said getting up, much to Hiei's displeasure. He followed her to the desk and plopped his head back on her hand, and his body on some paper work.
"I'v got here some papers about the many cases like Hiei's."
"Meow meowr meow?" (Have They been a cat as well?)
"Hiei wan't to know if his case has happened before." Botan translated.
"Well...no. No one's been a cat before. But I read that in a case of someone being a Tiger, they found a cure after two weeks. Many of the cases stayed the way they were after a month. If some were lucky, which most wernt, the curse would wear off in 30 days. I suggest try to find the cure."
Hiei sighed. (I'm doomed...)
"Aww cheer up Hiei!" Botan said picking him up in the air.
"Meowr meowr moww" (You try being me.)
"No thanks. Um, How about I go back to Ningenkai with you guys?"
"That would be great Botan. Hiei woul probably die if no one understood him. Not that we did before but at least he could comunicate." Yusuke said while Botan set Hiei on the ground, who automaticly tried to bange his head if Kurama didn't catch him.
"Come on Hiei, I'll get you a scratching post when we get back that way you can have something to do." Hiei sighed agian.
(I'm doomed...)
*
"HIEI NO! Don't go after the birds..." Kurama stopped running after Hiei, who caught three love birds and two white doves already. He didn't eat them, just catch them and watch them go into shock then leave them on the ground to catch more birds.
"Give up?" Botan asked. Everyone was sure that Kurama could catch Hiei since he should have been worn out from running from Yusuke and Kuwabara, but Hiei seemed to have an endless supply of energy now.
"Yes."
"At least you don't need bandages." Yukina said closing the porch door. "Hiei, please don't hurt the birds." She called. [Remember, she used to have birds as friends.] Hiei crashed into the tree when he tried not to catch his latest victom. They heard him meow alot very deeply.
(I swear, the things I do. I'd might as well change my name...)
Botan clapped her hands as she stood up. "That's a great idea Hiei!"
"Meowr moww-!" (No wait! I didn't mean-!)
"Say no more Hiei." Botan ran inside. Kurama and Yukina would have followed if they didn't see Hiei. He was standing there shocked, while the birds he scared earlier got up and sat near or on him, trying to cheer him up. Hiei sighed.
(I'm doomed...)1
"Chirp chirp!" (It can' be that bad!) A Love bird on his head said to him.
"Meow meow meow meowr mreow!" (I wasn't even born a cat!) Hiei continued to talk to the birds.
"I thought the birds were afraid of Hiei." Kurama said.
"I did too... What do you think Hiei regret saying?"
"I don't know Yukina. We'll have to ask Botan."
*
"Here we are!" Botan said while holding Hiei on a rope. That one Love bird still on his head.
"A PET STORE!" Everyone yelled.
"Why are we here?" Yukina asked.
"To get Hiei a name tag. And of course a few things for a kitty."
"Oh..." Kuram whispered to Yukina. "I belive this is the reason Hiei is upset. Poor Hiei, if we found that cure soon, he might not have to be humiliated for long anymore." Yukina nodded her aggrement.
"Well come on!"
"Meowwwrrrrr. HISS!" (someones had too much sugar. HEY!) Botan hit his already sore head much to the suprise of everyone, even the poor bird. When everyone was inside after giving up on catching Hiei, he started to bange his head on the tree and they found him passed out by the time they came out to get him, which was an hour later.
"And someone else hadn't had enough. Hmp" Botan practicly dragged Hiei inside.
*
"Oh! a new pet?"
"Yes. We still need to find a name for him though." Botan said happily, while Hiei tried not to face the store manager, he might see his Jagan eye.
"You can look around, I have other custamers to go to. I'll check up on you in a while." The manager walked away.
"So Hiei, what temperary name do you want?"
"Meow." (Dead.)
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1- Hiei says that alot huh?
Poor Hiei... So! Any suggestions on a name for Hiei? I thought of a few just for the fun of it.
1. Fluffy
2. Midnight
3. Yami. (It translates to Dark pretty much.)
4. Pano (It's Hawaiian for all black, or darkness)
5. Mo'okiha (It's Hawaiian for Serphent. Like the Black dragon on his arm when he was normal...)
6. A different name. I did say you can send your own idea's didn't I?
I'm so mean, having Kuwabara's favorite animal hurt him so much. I'm sorry Kuwa lovers! I won't do that much or anymore this time, considering, It's 2:30am.... AM! Damn! I'm Dead Meat If My Mom Finds Out! ...Oh well, at least School's not out yet. I made my Will out anyway. Hope ya like! The story that is.
Ps: Accualy it's just a short note, remember to read the bottom, it's kind of important.
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In the morning, Hiei woke up to the change in Kurama's breathing. Kurama woke up shortly after and nearly got scared to find a black cat sitting on his stomache. If he didn't remember that it was just Hiei, he would have pushed it off. Instead he just let Hiei sit there untill he could get off himself, which took a while.
Imagine this: Hiei sitting on Kurama with an open shirt[Kurama fans drool! ^_^], Kurama sitting halfway on his elbows, them staring at eachother for five minutes, and finaly Yukina walking in to call Kurama to breakfast but instead finds the staredown, and that fly buzzing aroud Hiei's other ear. She calls Hiei instead, who took another five minutes to get off.
Hiei's message- Stupid fox. You got hit with that blast too so why didn't something happen to you? I hope something does soon. I need a scratching post, can you bye me one? Let me outside would you? When's breakfast? If I can't kill anything, at least let me kill that fly! Ooo, Yukina, is it time for breakfast?
"Thank you Hiei." Kurama said when Hiei finaly got off.
"Would you like for me to wait out the door?" Yukina asked.
"No, that won't be nessesary. You may go to the others." Yukina nodded and left, with Hiei next to her trying to catch little thing's like a leaf shadow from the tree, or every once in a while Yukia's feet. Once he managed to catch that fly, but it tickled his paws so he let it go. "You know what Hiei," Hiei stopped walking to listen to what Yukina said. "Your acting more silly, like a kitten instead of an adult. I wonder, did you sniff catnip?" Hiei nearly fell over. He just meowed and kept walking, this time Yukina following. [Now how did that happen...?]
"I'm telling you Kuwabara, we have to take him today!"
"He's not even a real cat Urameshi!"
"We can't be too carefull!"
"We should take him to Koenma!"
"He said himself that he doesn't know a cure! Hi Yukina." Yusuke suddenly sat down strait and tried to look like he wasn't doing anything, especially since he also saw Hiei. Hiei growled in his throat. (They better not have been talking about taking me to that animal vet. Their going to pay if they were...)
"Where's Kurama?" Kuwabara asked.
"And why did you take a while? I thought Kurama's room was just down the hall?" Yusuke added.
"It seems Hiei was trying to tell Kurama something so he just stared at me and him for five minutes. It was kind of scary." Hiei meowed innocently. (I didn't do it.)
"Hey Hiei, can I buy you some catnip?" Kuwabara said with a grin. Hiei looked at him and walked up to him, makeing it look like he was going to claw him.
"Meow, meowr." (Stupid question, I don't care.) Hiei walked to a seat and just sat in it. Kurama walked in then.
"Good morning everyone." He yawned and found a seat next to Hiei. Yukina came in with breakfast and gave Hiei a bowl of cat food.
Hiei stared at it fo a while. Then he sighed. (Is everyone here TRYING to make me into a cat!?) He pushed his food away, loudly so he could get everyone's attention, and started to bange his head on the table. (I. Hate. My. Life. Hate it. Hate it. Hate- Hey!) Kurama pulled Hiei away from the table, afraid he was hurting himself, which he was, since he started to bange his head slower.
"Hiei please, no more." Kurama asked while trying not to get clawed again by accident. Hiei kept strugglng to get away so he can bang his head more.
"Meowr! Mreowr! Meowr! Mreowr!" (No! Let go! No! Let Go!) Hiei kept pushing at Kurama's arms.
"Your right Kuwabara, we should take him to Koenma..." Yusuke said after a while.
(I NEED SOME KIND OF RELIEF!) Hiei hissed when he almost got back to the table.
*
"So your saying... That's Hiei?" Koenma asked pointing to the moving Burlap bag.
"Yeah. Not the bag, the cat in the bag." Yusuke said above the cat struggling meows and hisses.
(Let me out at once! I swear fox, when I get out your ALL dead! I'm going to kill you and your girlfriend Yusuke! If none of you let me go Right now,...) Hiei layed limp on the ground. Everyone was quiet when the bag stoped moving. ('I give up... Hm?')
"Is he dead?" Kuwabara asked.
"He can't be, cat's can breath through burlap right?" Yusuke asked Kurama.
"I'm not sure..."
"I'll check." Koenma said since he was sure the Reikai Tentei didn't want to find their friend dead because of them.
(Purrfect. I'll just jump out the millisecond he opens the bag.) Hiei tried not to purr or wave his tail. As soon as the bag was open enough, which took a while since Koenma was also scared Hiei was dead, Hiei jumped out and on Koenma's chair, prepared to start banging his head on the desk when Koenma put the bag down, which was right after he saw Hiei was gone.
(I. Hate. This. Group. Stuffing. ME!) He banged his head especialy hard and nearly cracking the desk. (In. That. Bag. I.- Hey!)
"Hiei stop!" Kurama ordered while Koenma got a small water bottle and threw it on Hiei. Who automaticly stopped and stared at Koenma in an evil glare.
"Koenma sir! I just got the news! Oh my..." Botan said as she walked in.
(Let me kill him! Let me kill him! Let Me KILL Him!) Hiei hissed as he tried to get away from Kurama AND Yusuke to kill Koenma. He nearly got him too, if Botan didn't wack his head.
"Bad Hiei! You can't kill Koenma!" Hiei stared at Botan in shock with his mouth partly open, while sitting on the ground dumbfounded.
"C-can you understand him?" Kuwabara sked after a while.
"Not really," Hiei stood up, out of his trance, and started to rub his abused head on Botan's hand. Which just happened to be near the ground right next to him. "I can just make out what he means. Why?"
"Well, we can't make out squat of what he wants." Yusuke said while glareing at Hiei, who just ignored him.
"Can you find out if he can understand us?" Kuwabara asked while Koenma looked through papers. Hiei growled in his throat with his sore head still in Botan's hand. [He's that small! If he's short as a demon in a human form, you think he'd be a normal sized cat!?]
(Baka ningin. First he tries to see if I get high in catnip, then my sister tries to feed me catfood. Just last night the stupid ningen almost SAT on me. Kurama and Yusuke had me run out the window and into a thorn bush just lastnight. I swear, I think they LIKE me as a cat.) He continued to say things like that. Botan sweatdropped.
"Well, can you understand him?"
"Ehehehe...well," Hiei glared at her, daring her to repeat anything he said. "Yes! ...and no." Everyone but Hiei fell down.
"I'v got it!" Everyone jumped up, mostly out of fright by the sudden change of volume and voice.
"Got what Koenma sir?" Botan said getting up, much to Hiei's displeasure. He followed her to the desk and plopped his head back on her hand, and his body on some paper work.
"I'v got here some papers about the many cases like Hiei's."
"Meow meowr meow?" (Have They been a cat as well?)
"Hiei wan't to know if his case has happened before." Botan translated.
"Well...no. No one's been a cat before. But I read that in a case of someone being a Tiger, they found a cure after two weeks. Many of the cases stayed the way they were after a month. If some were lucky, which most wernt, the curse would wear off in 30 days. I suggest try to find the cure."
Hiei sighed. (I'm doomed...)
"Aww cheer up Hiei!" Botan said picking him up in the air.
"Meowr meowr moww" (You try being me.)
"No thanks. Um, How about I go back to Ningenkai with you guys?"
"That would be great Botan. Hiei woul probably die if no one understood him. Not that we did before but at least he could comunicate." Yusuke said while Botan set Hiei on the ground, who automaticly tried to bange his head if Kurama didn't catch him.
"Come on Hiei, I'll get you a scratching post when we get back that way you can have something to do." Hiei sighed agian.
(I'm doomed...)
*
"HIEI NO! Don't go after the birds..." Kurama stopped running after Hiei, who caught three love birds and two white doves already. He didn't eat them, just catch them and watch them go into shock then leave them on the ground to catch more birds.
"Give up?" Botan asked. Everyone was sure that Kurama could catch Hiei since he should have been worn out from running from Yusuke and Kuwabara, but Hiei seemed to have an endless supply of energy now.
"Yes."
"At least you don't need bandages." Yukina said closing the porch door. "Hiei, please don't hurt the birds." She called. [Remember, she used to have birds as friends.] Hiei crashed into the tree when he tried not to catch his latest victom. They heard him meow alot very deeply.
(I swear, the things I do. I'd might as well change my name...)
Botan clapped her hands as she stood up. "That's a great idea Hiei!"
"Meowr moww-!" (No wait! I didn't mean-!)
"Say no more Hiei." Botan ran inside. Kurama and Yukina would have followed if they didn't see Hiei. He was standing there shocked, while the birds he scared earlier got up and sat near or on him, trying to cheer him up. Hiei sighed.
(I'm doomed...)1
"Chirp chirp!" (It can' be that bad!) A Love bird on his head said to him.
"Meow meow meow meowr mreow!" (I wasn't even born a cat!) Hiei continued to talk to the birds.
"I thought the birds were afraid of Hiei." Kurama said.
"I did too... What do you think Hiei regret saying?"
"I don't know Yukina. We'll have to ask Botan."
*
"Here we are!" Botan said while holding Hiei on a rope. That one Love bird still on his head.
"A PET STORE!" Everyone yelled.
"Why are we here?" Yukina asked.
"To get Hiei a name tag. And of course a few things for a kitty."
"Oh..." Kuram whispered to Yukina. "I belive this is the reason Hiei is upset. Poor Hiei, if we found that cure soon, he might not have to be humiliated for long anymore." Yukina nodded her aggrement.
"Well come on!"
"Meowwwrrrrr. HISS!" (someones had too much sugar. HEY!) Botan hit his already sore head much to the suprise of everyone, even the poor bird. When everyone was inside after giving up on catching Hiei, he started to bange his head on the tree and they found him passed out by the time they came out to get him, which was an hour later.
"And someone else hadn't had enough. Hmp" Botan practicly dragged Hiei inside.
*
"Oh! a new pet?"
"Yes. We still need to find a name for him though." Botan said happily, while Hiei tried not to face the store manager, he might see his Jagan eye.
"You can look around, I have other custamers to go to. I'll check up on you in a while." The manager walked away.
"So Hiei, what temperary name do you want?"
"Meow." (Dead.)
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1- Hiei says that alot huh?
Poor Hiei... So! Any suggestions on a name for Hiei? I thought of a few just for the fun of it.
1. Fluffy
2. Midnight
3. Yami. (It translates to Dark pretty much.)
4. Pano (It's Hawaiian for all black, or darkness)
5. Mo'okiha (It's Hawaiian for Serphent. Like the Black dragon on his arm when he was normal...)
6. A different name. I did say you can send your own idea's didn't I?