Danger Kitty #1
Poor Hiei... Oh yeah! I think I forgot to let you know last chapter that I don't own the YYH gang. YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI/SHUEISHA+ FUJI TV + ST. PIERROT. Licensed by FUNimation ® Productions, Ltd. That's the company who DOES own them. Accualy, I think that's more than one...
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"Find a name?"
"Yes!" Everyone said while trying not to laugh. Hiei was trying to hide in a corner, or what would be called a corner since it was being blocked be everyones feet.
"We've come to want to call him Fluffy." Yusuke said.
"Fluffy," The manager repeated. "All right. Now just choose a tag here..." The next minutes were the worst that Hiei could ever remember.
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"Glad that's done!" Yukina said. Hiei protested to wearing his new coller. It was a Pink (curtisy of Kurama who gave up and joined the fun of choosing a tag for the demon-turned-feline.) Heart shaped(Yusuke) tag with baby blue(Kuwabara) writing. The coller itself was a light green(Yukina). Hiei had to be dragged out of the store. While walking back to the temple Hiei saw another cat. A white one. A female white cat.
"Meow, Purr." (Hey there, handsom.) Hiei looked horrified and Botan tried to walk faster, for Hiei's sake. Or, Fluffy. The white cat followed. Finaly, when they were at the temple, Fluffy got mad.
"Mreow hiss!" (What the hell is wrong with you!) He cried, suprising everyone but the female feline. [I'm not going to make the noises of their conversation, just translate.]
(What? You think I'm bad?) the cat started to cry in a female way, making Fluffy feel bad.
(No, No! It's just...) He saw Botan start to smile. (Your starting to freak me out! Why are you following me anyway?)
(Don't you know the season?) the female smiled at him with a glint in her eyes.
(...No...) Then Fluffy understood (Aaahhhh! Stay away from me!) He ran, or tried to if the leash Botan had didn't choke him. The girl cat ran to him and started to purr and rub against him. ('My life sucks...') Finaly, after about an hour after Fluffy was paralyzed from the shock of having a cat in love with him, Botan translated her name.
"Her name is Angel, a stray too. She seems to have a thing for the Fluffy Demon here." Everyone giggled. Fluffy gave up trying to get away from angel and was being a 'gentelman' by showing her around the house.
(That's my spot, you can't sit there! Don't ever come in this room, it belongs to me too. That seat near the table is mine also. And don't ever let me catch you useing my scratching post!) Yep, that's Fluffy for you.
(Your so lucky. I wish I had a home.) Hiei stopped walking. He had been rude on perpose but Angel didn't seem to notice. (Do you think it would be okay if I live here, with a family?) Fluffy couldn't seem to speak. (Hello?)
(Uh... sure... I mean! Um, follow me.) He led her where the group was talking. He heard things he rather not have found out, but after about ten minutes they noticed him with Angel laying next to him.
(Do they always take so long to notice something?) She wispered.
(Hn.) He laughed.
"What is it Fluffy?" Botan asked angrely with her hands on her hips.
"Meow mreow meowr." (Angel's going to stay here.) He walked out with Angel by his side.
"He said Angels going to stay here." Botan said with a worried look on her face.
"All who think he's lost it say 'I'." Yusuke said saying 'I' right after that. Everyone else said so too.
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(I guess Yukina won't mind you having this room.) Fluffy said walking in a room and so cleverly turning on the light.
(Can't I stay with you?) Angel asked, purring.
(N-no. But the room I sleep in is right next to this one so you can alway come in if you like.'What in the seven hells am I thinking! Why am I even thinking this way!?')
(Well, I'd like to stay with you from now on...) she walked closer to poor Fluffy. Just then Kurama walked in to find Fluffy being cornered by Angel.
"MEOW!" (HELP!) Kurama almost laughed at Fluffy's expresion.
"Um, excuse me Fluffy. But Botan just got news from Koenma, for a cure." Fluffy jumped over Angel and hid behind Kurama. When Angel took a step towards him, he made a rather unnessisary mad dash to find Botan. After a worthless 10 minutes of trying to convince Angel to stay in the temple, the group left to Reikai...with Angel.
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"Um...Where's Hiei?" Koenma asked when everyone was in the room. Everyone looked around and realised that they forgot to put his leash on before they left. Then they heard a lout wail and hiss.
(GODAMNIT! GET AWAY!) Fluffy ran in the room and jumped on Kurama's back. Angel ran in a few seconds later and tried to climb on Kurama as well, succeding in only laying her paws on his pants.
Botan sweatdropped. "Well Koenma sir, there's Fluffy. And his kitty stalker, Angel."
"That's nice. On to buisness. Kurama, do you recognise this plant?" Kurama had taken Fluffy off his shoulder and was holding him in his arms. Kuwabara was holding Angel and stroking her fur every now and then so she doesn't get bored.
"Hmm... I recall seeing it somewhere... yes. I last saw it before that hunter got me, in a swamp like area. But I only remember seeing it once." Kurama said still looking at a flower with it's transparent like leaves looking like a shield. The leaves were blue and the flower was a soft grey color with red tips and on the bottom.
"Well from what I gathered, that tiger as you recall, reported to have found this plant and after drying it for three days, mashed the intire plant into a cup of tea. A few days after drinking it, he was cured." Koenma looked at the picture of the plant.
"Well, lets get going! I'm sure Fluffy would want to be cured as soon as possable!" Botan said as she started to walk out. Kurama set Hiei down on the ground so no one but Angel noticed he went to Koenma's desk.
"Botan, you can't lay off your job anymore!" Botan wined. "I'm sorry but being so that we have few Ferry girls, your needed."
"I'm on it." Botan walked out.
"Now-" Koenma was inturrupted by a banging on his desk.
(There. Is. No. Way. I'm. Going. To. A. Swamp!) Angel meowed.
(Come come sweetie. Don't hurt yourself.) Fluffy hit his head harder and fell of the desk.
"Um...is he going to be okay?" Yusuke asked pointing to an unconsious kitty.
"Who knows..." Kurama picked him up and the group walked back to Ningenkai.
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"Come on Hiei! Your starting to scare us! Wake up, please!" Fluffy heard cries.
('Must have hit my head too hard...') He heard a suprised meow.
(Your okay! I thought you died.) He opened his eyes and saw Angel. Not A angel, the devil cat Angel.
(Don't you ever go away?)
(Nope!)
"Your awake!" Kurama said in suprise. Fluffy looked at him then looked away. "You don't want to go to that swamp do you?" Fluffy did something no one thought he'd do. He got up, walked to Angel, and just layed next to her trying to fall asleep. And here everyone was thinking that he hated the white cat.
"We have to leave tomarrow morning Hiei." Yusuke said trying not to have the fire demon cat mad at them anymore. They only heard his soft purr and saw his eyes closed. Thinking he was asleep again, everyone left.
"Goodnight Hiei." Yukina said as she left.
(That's rude.) Angel said when they were gone.
(-Mother fucking hell born... what? Swearing at them since they don't know this language?) Hiei got up. [I'm not going to call him Fluffy anymore. The team might, but I won't. ]
(Yes.)
(Well that's their problem.)
(Why did you pass out before?) Hiei stared at her for a good while.
(Are you really as nieve as you seem?)
(Huh?)
(Nevermind... I guess this is good as any time to tell you.) Hiei stood up and made Angel do the same. He led her to the window and had her follow him to his tree. (Please don't fall when I tell you this.)
(I won't.)
(Okay. Angel, I'm a fire demon from Makai.)
(I know.)
(Makai is- Wait. You know what?)
(That your a demon.)
(And you made me feel guilty for this long!?) Angel nodded, with a mischiefious look on her face. (I hate you...)
(Your name is really Hiei?) Angel asked as she layed down next to him.
(Yes... How did you know I was a demon?)
(Well... To tell you the truth Hiei... I'm also a demon with your same curse.)
(So what's your real name?)
(Tain. I'm a wind demon. To be honost with you, I found you were a demon after being in Reikai. I didn't feel your youki, still don't not even now...)
(Tain, please help me convinvce the ningens to let me stay here!) Hiei begging.
(It's not that bad to be in a swamp... Oh wait. Your a fire demon... Sorry, can't help ya!) Tain jumped out the tree and Hiei fell out.
(Whoever said cats always land on their feet is Sssooooo going to die!) Hiei yelled angrely as he rubbed his sore head.
(Aww. Hiei got a boo-boo.) Hiei chased Tain throwing insults. Tain yelled back, getting mad. They fought.
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"He sure is acting really difefrent... Do you think it's from being a cat?" Yukina was asking Kurama. Everyone was staying over again, minus Kuwabara who said he needed to take care of Ickiche. [Sorry if it's spelled wrong. My grammer sucks... and my sugar wore off...]
"Probably, we shuold leave first thing tomarrow. Yukina, I hate to say it, but for Hiei's sanity, you might have to stay here."
"How will me being gone help Hiei's sanity?"
"Well..."
"I'll tell you Yukina! Kuwabara will be driving him crazy with you being with Kuwabara." Yusuke said laughing.
"How?"
"It's late Yukina. You should go to sleep." Kurama said quikly.
"Really? Okay." Yukina walked to her room, humming a small tune. Then after a few minutes of talking, the two went to bed themselfs. Kurama found an annoyed Hiei on his bed once again but Yusuke found an equaly pissed snow white feline in his room as well. Neither wanted to get hurt so they selp on the ground, leaving the mad cats to the bed.
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I hate my mom... She's getting rid of my kitty. MY KITTY! It's not hers! Kiki's mine! My sugar wore off too soon! I'm babbling like an idiot arn't I? Kiki was my insperation! Hm... I'll never speak to her... Nah. She won't get rid of my kitty kat. She has no right. I'm going to get wrinkles when I grow up... I need to relax! I need sugar! I need help! I need reveiws! Please be so kind to review. The button's right down there.
Poor Hiei... Oh yeah! I think I forgot to let you know last chapter that I don't own the YYH gang. YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI/SHUEISHA+ FUJI TV + ST. PIERROT. Licensed by FUNimation ® Productions, Ltd. That's the company who DOES own them. Accualy, I think that's more than one...
(*)(*)(*)(*) (*)
"Find a name?"
"Yes!" Everyone said while trying not to laugh. Hiei was trying to hide in a corner, or what would be called a corner since it was being blocked be everyones feet.
"We've come to want to call him Fluffy." Yusuke said.
"Fluffy," The manager repeated. "All right. Now just choose a tag here..." The next minutes were the worst that Hiei could ever remember.
*
"Glad that's done!" Yukina said. Hiei protested to wearing his new coller. It was a Pink (curtisy of Kurama who gave up and joined the fun of choosing a tag for the demon-turned-feline.) Heart shaped(Yusuke) tag with baby blue(Kuwabara) writing. The coller itself was a light green(Yukina). Hiei had to be dragged out of the store. While walking back to the temple Hiei saw another cat. A white one. A female white cat.
"Meow, Purr." (Hey there, handsom.) Hiei looked horrified and Botan tried to walk faster, for Hiei's sake. Or, Fluffy. The white cat followed. Finaly, when they were at the temple, Fluffy got mad.
"Mreow hiss!" (What the hell is wrong with you!) He cried, suprising everyone but the female feline. [I'm not going to make the noises of their conversation, just translate.]
(What? You think I'm bad?) the cat started to cry in a female way, making Fluffy feel bad.
(No, No! It's just...) He saw Botan start to smile. (Your starting to freak me out! Why are you following me anyway?)
(Don't you know the season?) the female smiled at him with a glint in her eyes.
(...No...) Then Fluffy understood (Aaahhhh! Stay away from me!) He ran, or tried to if the leash Botan had didn't choke him. The girl cat ran to him and started to purr and rub against him. ('My life sucks...') Finaly, after about an hour after Fluffy was paralyzed from the shock of having a cat in love with him, Botan translated her name.
"Her name is Angel, a stray too. She seems to have a thing for the Fluffy Demon here." Everyone giggled. Fluffy gave up trying to get away from angel and was being a 'gentelman' by showing her around the house.
(That's my spot, you can't sit there! Don't ever come in this room, it belongs to me too. That seat near the table is mine also. And don't ever let me catch you useing my scratching post!) Yep, that's Fluffy for you.
(Your so lucky. I wish I had a home.) Hiei stopped walking. He had been rude on perpose but Angel didn't seem to notice. (Do you think it would be okay if I live here, with a family?) Fluffy couldn't seem to speak. (Hello?)
(Uh... sure... I mean! Um, follow me.) He led her where the group was talking. He heard things he rather not have found out, but after about ten minutes they noticed him with Angel laying next to him.
(Do they always take so long to notice something?) She wispered.
(Hn.) He laughed.
"What is it Fluffy?" Botan asked angrely with her hands on her hips.
"Meow mreow meowr." (Angel's going to stay here.) He walked out with Angel by his side.
"He said Angels going to stay here." Botan said with a worried look on her face.
"All who think he's lost it say 'I'." Yusuke said saying 'I' right after that. Everyone else said so too.
*
(I guess Yukina won't mind you having this room.) Fluffy said walking in a room and so cleverly turning on the light.
(Can't I stay with you?) Angel asked, purring.
(N-no. But the room I sleep in is right next to this one so you can alway come in if you like.'What in the seven hells am I thinking! Why am I even thinking this way!?')
(Well, I'd like to stay with you from now on...) she walked closer to poor Fluffy. Just then Kurama walked in to find Fluffy being cornered by Angel.
"MEOW!" (HELP!) Kurama almost laughed at Fluffy's expresion.
"Um, excuse me Fluffy. But Botan just got news from Koenma, for a cure." Fluffy jumped over Angel and hid behind Kurama. When Angel took a step towards him, he made a rather unnessisary mad dash to find Botan. After a worthless 10 minutes of trying to convince Angel to stay in the temple, the group left to Reikai...with Angel.
*
"Um...Where's Hiei?" Koenma asked when everyone was in the room. Everyone looked around and realised that they forgot to put his leash on before they left. Then they heard a lout wail and hiss.
(GODAMNIT! GET AWAY!) Fluffy ran in the room and jumped on Kurama's back. Angel ran in a few seconds later and tried to climb on Kurama as well, succeding in only laying her paws on his pants.
Botan sweatdropped. "Well Koenma sir, there's Fluffy. And his kitty stalker, Angel."
"That's nice. On to buisness. Kurama, do you recognise this plant?" Kurama had taken Fluffy off his shoulder and was holding him in his arms. Kuwabara was holding Angel and stroking her fur every now and then so she doesn't get bored.
"Hmm... I recall seeing it somewhere... yes. I last saw it before that hunter got me, in a swamp like area. But I only remember seeing it once." Kurama said still looking at a flower with it's transparent like leaves looking like a shield. The leaves were blue and the flower was a soft grey color with red tips and on the bottom.
"Well from what I gathered, that tiger as you recall, reported to have found this plant and after drying it for three days, mashed the intire plant into a cup of tea. A few days after drinking it, he was cured." Koenma looked at the picture of the plant.
"Well, lets get going! I'm sure Fluffy would want to be cured as soon as possable!" Botan said as she started to walk out. Kurama set Hiei down on the ground so no one but Angel noticed he went to Koenma's desk.
"Botan, you can't lay off your job anymore!" Botan wined. "I'm sorry but being so that we have few Ferry girls, your needed."
"I'm on it." Botan walked out.
"Now-" Koenma was inturrupted by a banging on his desk.
(There. Is. No. Way. I'm. Going. To. A. Swamp!) Angel meowed.
(Come come sweetie. Don't hurt yourself.) Fluffy hit his head harder and fell of the desk.
"Um...is he going to be okay?" Yusuke asked pointing to an unconsious kitty.
"Who knows..." Kurama picked him up and the group walked back to Ningenkai.
*
"Come on Hiei! Your starting to scare us! Wake up, please!" Fluffy heard cries.
('Must have hit my head too hard...') He heard a suprised meow.
(Your okay! I thought you died.) He opened his eyes and saw Angel. Not A angel, the devil cat Angel.
(Don't you ever go away?)
(Nope!)
"Your awake!" Kurama said in suprise. Fluffy looked at him then looked away. "You don't want to go to that swamp do you?" Fluffy did something no one thought he'd do. He got up, walked to Angel, and just layed next to her trying to fall asleep. And here everyone was thinking that he hated the white cat.
"We have to leave tomarrow morning Hiei." Yusuke said trying not to have the fire demon cat mad at them anymore. They only heard his soft purr and saw his eyes closed. Thinking he was asleep again, everyone left.
"Goodnight Hiei." Yukina said as she left.
(That's rude.) Angel said when they were gone.
(-Mother fucking hell born... what? Swearing at them since they don't know this language?) Hiei got up. [I'm not going to call him Fluffy anymore. The team might, but I won't. ]
(Yes.)
(Well that's their problem.)
(Why did you pass out before?) Hiei stared at her for a good while.
(Are you really as nieve as you seem?)
(Huh?)
(Nevermind... I guess this is good as any time to tell you.) Hiei stood up and made Angel do the same. He led her to the window and had her follow him to his tree. (Please don't fall when I tell you this.)
(I won't.)
(Okay. Angel, I'm a fire demon from Makai.)
(I know.)
(Makai is- Wait. You know what?)
(That your a demon.)
(And you made me feel guilty for this long!?) Angel nodded, with a mischiefious look on her face. (I hate you...)
(Your name is really Hiei?) Angel asked as she layed down next to him.
(Yes... How did you know I was a demon?)
(Well... To tell you the truth Hiei... I'm also a demon with your same curse.)
(So what's your real name?)
(Tain. I'm a wind demon. To be honost with you, I found you were a demon after being in Reikai. I didn't feel your youki, still don't not even now...)
(Tain, please help me convinvce the ningens to let me stay here!) Hiei begging.
(It's not that bad to be in a swamp... Oh wait. Your a fire demon... Sorry, can't help ya!) Tain jumped out the tree and Hiei fell out.
(Whoever said cats always land on their feet is Sssooooo going to die!) Hiei yelled angrely as he rubbed his sore head.
(Aww. Hiei got a boo-boo.) Hiei chased Tain throwing insults. Tain yelled back, getting mad. They fought.
*
"He sure is acting really difefrent... Do you think it's from being a cat?" Yukina was asking Kurama. Everyone was staying over again, minus Kuwabara who said he needed to take care of Ickiche. [Sorry if it's spelled wrong. My grammer sucks... and my sugar wore off...]
"Probably, we shuold leave first thing tomarrow. Yukina, I hate to say it, but for Hiei's sanity, you might have to stay here."
"How will me being gone help Hiei's sanity?"
"Well..."
"I'll tell you Yukina! Kuwabara will be driving him crazy with you being with Kuwabara." Yusuke said laughing.
"How?"
"It's late Yukina. You should go to sleep." Kurama said quikly.
"Really? Okay." Yukina walked to her room, humming a small tune. Then after a few minutes of talking, the two went to bed themselfs. Kurama found an annoyed Hiei on his bed once again but Yusuke found an equaly pissed snow white feline in his room as well. Neither wanted to get hurt so they selp on the ground, leaving the mad cats to the bed.
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I hate my mom... She's getting rid of my kitty. MY KITTY! It's not hers! Kiki's mine! My sugar wore off too soon! I'm babbling like an idiot arn't I? Kiki was my insperation! Hm... I'll never speak to her... Nah. She won't get rid of my kitty kat. She has no right. I'm going to get wrinkles when I grow up... I need to relax! I need sugar! I need help! I need reveiws! Please be so kind to review. The button's right down there.