Danger Kitty #1
Don't know about you peoples, I'm getting bored with this fic... and I ran out of sugar! Oh wait, here's some!! !!! ^-^ !!!
Satiya: ...yeah... While my mistress is getting hyper, I'll,- I'll just start the fic... *walks slowly away*
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"MEOWR! MEOWR! HISS! MEOWRRRRR!!!!!" Kurama was trying to get Hiei to eat a certain plant so he could fall asleep till they got to that swamp. (NO! NEVER! GOD DAMNIT! LAY OFF!!!!!) Hiei decided to forget their friendship for this one time and started to scrach Kurama and everyone close enough.
"Hiei-ow! Hiei settle down! Just this one time!" Kurama was practicly wrestling him on the ground. Yusuke and Kuwabara was helping him, only to get a scrached up face. Yusuke had enough.
"FLUFFY IF YOU DON'T EAT THE STUPID PLANT, I'LL TELL YOUR DAMN SECRET!" Hiei stopped and scrached Yusuke hard then ran away. "FINE! Yukina, I want to tell you something."
Yukina looked to where Hiei was last. "Um...Okay." Kurama cut him off.
"Yusuke, you won't really tell her will you?"
"Of Course! Besides, she has the right to know! Yukina, Hiei kept this from you but-eek!" Hiei came back in and bit Yusuke's leg. Angle was sitting near the table and watching in amusment.
"YOU STUPID THREE-EYED CAT! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!" Kuwabara held him back.
"Urameshi, leave Hiei alone."
"You should talk considering you fight with him most! Huh?" Kuwabara held a finger to his lips, telling Yusuke to be quiet. He pointed behind him and saw Hiei spying from the doorway.
"Listen Urameshi, I have a plan to trick Hiei. Now just..." Everyone including Angle leaned in and heard.
*
(Alright, what are they going to do?) Hiei asked Angel when she came out the room.
(Why should I tell you?)
(I have the right to know.)
Angel looked at him for a while. (Fine. They're going to kick you out. After dinner, they're going to keep you outside and you'll be a stray. Soon after that, you'll be forgotten.) She started to walk away.
(...Your lying.) Hiei said as he blocked her path.
(No. I'm not. Dinner is in a few minutes.) Angel left Hiei to just stare at the door.
*
"Did he buy it?" Yusuke asked when Angel walked inside. She meowed happily and walked to her place at the table.
"Yusuke, your so mean to Hiei."
"Well Yukina, you agreed to be part of this." Kurama said as he walked in.
"Will someone call him so he can eat then fall asleep?" Yukina asked while puting the food on the table.
"Sure. HIEI! COME EAT YOUR DINNER!" Kuwabara walked to his food.
"You didn't have to yell that loud Kuwabara." Kurama helped Yukina put the food on the table.
Yukina glanced at the doorway again. "...He's not comeing..." Everyone looked at the door.
"Meow!" (Hiei!) Angel called. No answer.
"I'll check up on him." Kurama walked out the door and saw Hiei still standing there. "Hiei?" No answer. "Hiei, come eat your dinner..." Kurama sighed and poked Hiei. Nothing. Kurama slowly reached to pick him up and was suprised to see that Hiei still didn't do anything. He seemed more like a zombie. "Guys, I think we have a problem..." he said as he walked in holding Hiei by the scruff of his neck. Hiei's body turned a bit.
"Don't do that Kurama! You'll hurt him!"
"Shudup Kuwabara, you always fight with him so I don't see why your defending him."
"Urameshi, he's a cat now!"
"That doesn't make a difference!"
"Yes it does!"
"Boys please stop fighting." Yukina interupted. Kurama put Hiei where he sits to eat. Hiei still didn't move.
"Meowroew?" (Are you okay?) Angel asked, looking at Hiei's eyes. Hiei didn't do anything, except let his head fall on the table but I won't count that.
"Who thinks he like his headaches?"
"Yusuke please, this is not the time to joke." Yukina said before Kuwabara could have a chance to try and pound him.
"I'll help him eat." Kurama said as he and Angel made Hiei eat. It wasn't that hard really, they just had to tell Hiei 'open' so he could open his mouth and 'chew' so he can chew and swallow.
*
Hiei just sat there, unmoving. "I don't think the plants working Kurama..." Kuwabara said as he pushed Hiei.
"Funny, it should have taken affect by- *thump*" Kurama looked up from the part of the ground he was looking at.
"Whoops..."
"As if Fluffy hasn't hit his head enough! Damn Kuwabara, you might as well kill him!" Yusuke yelled as he picked Hiei up from the ground. No one saw Angel snicker.
"Let's get going. Yukina's asleep so she won't be coming." Kurama led the way.
"I don't think we needed the plant Kurama after all. I mean, Fluffy just did whatever you said during Dinner so-"
"Yes. You are right Kuwabara. But still, we can't take many chances."
"Mreowrreow?" (Is he going to be okay?) Angel jumped to Kuwabara's shoulder.
"Hello Angel!" Kuwabara picked her off his shirt, which her claws were on, and held her in his arms petting her.
"Mrrrrrr." (Nevermind. 'Ningens are so dense.')
*
"Eww. Yuck. I wouldn't step-...nevermind." Yusuke tried to warn everyone about his last step. "Man, this is gross. You sure you led that hunter here Kurama!?"
"Unfortunantly yes Yusuke." Kurama said as he pushed part of some hanging moss out of the trail's way.
"Guy's, Fluffy's comeing to." Kuwabara said hurridly as he handed him to Kurama and walked away. Kurama sighed.
"Meowr?" (Kurama?) Hiei asked when he saw him. Kurama had to smile.
"How do you feel Hiei?" Hiei didn't answer, he kept looking at a Kurama's strand of hair that just happened to be near. Hiei softly tried to grab it. [Everybody go 'aww.' Hiei looks lika a kitten, remember that.] "I'll just take it you feel fine now." Everybody stopped when they heard a loud splash. Getting ready to attack, they looked around and saw bubbles. Yusuke edged closer and seeing a tuff of dirty white fur, lowered his attack and laughed. He picked Angel up, who coughed out swamp water from the deep puddle she fell in. Seeing Yusuke still laughing at her, she hissed and scrached him hard.
"Ow! Sheesh Angel, I DID just help you." Yusuke complained as he stopped laughing.
"Mreower..." (Idiot...)
"Mrow, meowr Reow meow." (Hiei, don't take advantage of your friends stupidness.) Angel said.
(WHAT!? He was making fun of you! Even the carrot top baka knows not to mess with demons!... Well, sort of.)
"...Kurama, can you translate?" Yusuke asked.
"Sorry Yusuke...I guess this is a good place to stop for the night..."
"WHAT!?" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled.
"At least it's on solid ground." Kurama said sternly. "Be glad we don't have to climb trees." The two delinquents sighed and tried to ignore the two cats argument.
"I hope this doesn't get infected..." Yusuke muttered while rubbing the leg Hiei bit and leaning against a moss free tree.
*
It was now morning and Kurama had woken up already, as well as the kitties.
"What are you two staring at?" Kurama asked when they were staring at him, and he didn't notice the change in his voice. The cats laughed; Hiei in his choking like manner, and Tain sounding like soft meows. Kind of like a whisper. Hiei walked up to Kurama, trying to get picked up. Kurama did so, and noticed then why the felines were so amused. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Needless to say, the other boys woke up and didn't notice the change THAT much...
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Okay, so that I didn't leave with confused people from the dinner incedent, basicly Kuwabara just suggested that Kurama put that sleepy plany thingy in Hiei's dinner... yeah... *claps hands together* OKAY! Who thinks they know what happened to Kurama? *Evil grin*
Don't know about you peoples, I'm getting bored with this fic... and I ran out of sugar! Oh wait, here's some!! !!! ^-^ !!!
Satiya: ...yeah... While my mistress is getting hyper, I'll,- I'll just start the fic... *walks slowly away*
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"MEOWR! MEOWR! HISS! MEOWRRRRR!!!!!" Kurama was trying to get Hiei to eat a certain plant so he could fall asleep till they got to that swamp. (NO! NEVER! GOD DAMNIT! LAY OFF!!!!!) Hiei decided to forget their friendship for this one time and started to scrach Kurama and everyone close enough.
"Hiei-ow! Hiei settle down! Just this one time!" Kurama was practicly wrestling him on the ground. Yusuke and Kuwabara was helping him, only to get a scrached up face. Yusuke had enough.
"FLUFFY IF YOU DON'T EAT THE STUPID PLANT, I'LL TELL YOUR DAMN SECRET!" Hiei stopped and scrached Yusuke hard then ran away. "FINE! Yukina, I want to tell you something."
Yukina looked to where Hiei was last. "Um...Okay." Kurama cut him off.
"Yusuke, you won't really tell her will you?"
"Of Course! Besides, she has the right to know! Yukina, Hiei kept this from you but-eek!" Hiei came back in and bit Yusuke's leg. Angle was sitting near the table and watching in amusment.
"YOU STUPID THREE-EYED CAT! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!" Kuwabara held him back.
"Urameshi, leave Hiei alone."
"You should talk considering you fight with him most! Huh?" Kuwabara held a finger to his lips, telling Yusuke to be quiet. He pointed behind him and saw Hiei spying from the doorway.
"Listen Urameshi, I have a plan to trick Hiei. Now just..." Everyone including Angle leaned in and heard.
*
(Alright, what are they going to do?) Hiei asked Angel when she came out the room.
(Why should I tell you?)
(I have the right to know.)
Angel looked at him for a while. (Fine. They're going to kick you out. After dinner, they're going to keep you outside and you'll be a stray. Soon after that, you'll be forgotten.) She started to walk away.
(...Your lying.) Hiei said as he blocked her path.
(No. I'm not. Dinner is in a few minutes.) Angel left Hiei to just stare at the door.
*
"Did he buy it?" Yusuke asked when Angel walked inside. She meowed happily and walked to her place at the table.
"Yusuke, your so mean to Hiei."
"Well Yukina, you agreed to be part of this." Kurama said as he walked in.
"Will someone call him so he can eat then fall asleep?" Yukina asked while puting the food on the table.
"Sure. HIEI! COME EAT YOUR DINNER!" Kuwabara walked to his food.
"You didn't have to yell that loud Kuwabara." Kurama helped Yukina put the food on the table.
Yukina glanced at the doorway again. "...He's not comeing..." Everyone looked at the door.
"Meow!" (Hiei!) Angel called. No answer.
"I'll check up on him." Kurama walked out the door and saw Hiei still standing there. "Hiei?" No answer. "Hiei, come eat your dinner..." Kurama sighed and poked Hiei. Nothing. Kurama slowly reached to pick him up and was suprised to see that Hiei still didn't do anything. He seemed more like a zombie. "Guys, I think we have a problem..." he said as he walked in holding Hiei by the scruff of his neck. Hiei's body turned a bit.
"Don't do that Kurama! You'll hurt him!"
"Shudup Kuwabara, you always fight with him so I don't see why your defending him."
"Urameshi, he's a cat now!"
"That doesn't make a difference!"
"Yes it does!"
"Boys please stop fighting." Yukina interupted. Kurama put Hiei where he sits to eat. Hiei still didn't move.
"Meowroew?" (Are you okay?) Angel asked, looking at Hiei's eyes. Hiei didn't do anything, except let his head fall on the table but I won't count that.
"Who thinks he like his headaches?"
"Yusuke please, this is not the time to joke." Yukina said before Kuwabara could have a chance to try and pound him.
"I'll help him eat." Kurama said as he and Angel made Hiei eat. It wasn't that hard really, they just had to tell Hiei 'open' so he could open his mouth and 'chew' so he can chew and swallow.
*
Hiei just sat there, unmoving. "I don't think the plants working Kurama..." Kuwabara said as he pushed Hiei.
"Funny, it should have taken affect by- *thump*" Kurama looked up from the part of the ground he was looking at.
"Whoops..."
"As if Fluffy hasn't hit his head enough! Damn Kuwabara, you might as well kill him!" Yusuke yelled as he picked Hiei up from the ground. No one saw Angel snicker.
"Let's get going. Yukina's asleep so she won't be coming." Kurama led the way.
"I don't think we needed the plant Kurama after all. I mean, Fluffy just did whatever you said during Dinner so-"
"Yes. You are right Kuwabara. But still, we can't take many chances."
"Mreowrreow?" (Is he going to be okay?) Angel jumped to Kuwabara's shoulder.
"Hello Angel!" Kuwabara picked her off his shirt, which her claws were on, and held her in his arms petting her.
"Mrrrrrr." (Nevermind. 'Ningens are so dense.')
*
"Eww. Yuck. I wouldn't step-...nevermind." Yusuke tried to warn everyone about his last step. "Man, this is gross. You sure you led that hunter here Kurama!?"
"Unfortunantly yes Yusuke." Kurama said as he pushed part of some hanging moss out of the trail's way.
"Guy's, Fluffy's comeing to." Kuwabara said hurridly as he handed him to Kurama and walked away. Kurama sighed.
"Meowr?" (Kurama?) Hiei asked when he saw him. Kurama had to smile.
"How do you feel Hiei?" Hiei didn't answer, he kept looking at a Kurama's strand of hair that just happened to be near. Hiei softly tried to grab it. [Everybody go 'aww.' Hiei looks lika a kitten, remember that.] "I'll just take it you feel fine now." Everybody stopped when they heard a loud splash. Getting ready to attack, they looked around and saw bubbles. Yusuke edged closer and seeing a tuff of dirty white fur, lowered his attack and laughed. He picked Angel up, who coughed out swamp water from the deep puddle she fell in. Seeing Yusuke still laughing at her, she hissed and scrached him hard.
"Ow! Sheesh Angel, I DID just help you." Yusuke complained as he stopped laughing.
"Mreower..." (Idiot...)
"Mrow, meowr Reow meow." (Hiei, don't take advantage of your friends stupidness.) Angel said.
(WHAT!? He was making fun of you! Even the carrot top baka knows not to mess with demons!... Well, sort of.)
"...Kurama, can you translate?" Yusuke asked.
"Sorry Yusuke...I guess this is a good place to stop for the night..."
"WHAT!?" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled.
"At least it's on solid ground." Kurama said sternly. "Be glad we don't have to climb trees." The two delinquents sighed and tried to ignore the two cats argument.
"I hope this doesn't get infected..." Yusuke muttered while rubbing the leg Hiei bit and leaning against a moss free tree.
*
It was now morning and Kurama had woken up already, as well as the kitties.
"What are you two staring at?" Kurama asked when they were staring at him, and he didn't notice the change in his voice. The cats laughed; Hiei in his choking like manner, and Tain sounding like soft meows. Kind of like a whisper. Hiei walked up to Kurama, trying to get picked up. Kurama did so, and noticed then why the felines were so amused. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Needless to say, the other boys woke up and didn't notice the change THAT much...
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Okay, so that I didn't leave with confused people from the dinner incedent, basicly Kuwabara just suggested that Kurama put that sleepy plany thingy in Hiei's dinner... yeah... *claps hands together* OKAY! Who thinks they know what happened to Kurama? *Evil grin*