Danger Kitty #1
Wow, lot's of you thought Kurama would be a fox or cat... I never knew I could be so misleading... Anyway, ENJOY! YOU MUST! I NEED TO SHUT UP AND JUST GET ON WITH THE FIC! ...Bye...
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Kurama was sitting with, uh, his arms around his legs when Yusuke and Kuwabara woke up.
"Man Kurama, you don't have to scream to wake us up you know." Kuwabara grumbled.
"I never knew you screamed like a girl..." Yusuke yawned.
That woke them both up automaticly. They looked carefully and Kurama, ignoring Fluffy and Angel's laughter.
"Shutup! You both know that this limit's how good the plant will work if we even find it!" Kurama yelled at the cats, who stopped. Yusuke and Kuwabara stared with wide eyes.
"Ku-Kurama?" Yusuke asked.
"What?" Kurama snapped. Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered, giggled, then burst out laughing.
"God Kurama! If I didn't know who you were, I'd have asked you out!" Kuwabara said.
"You look much better as a girl!" Yusuke laughed out.
"Shutup! I'm not in the mood!" Kurama yelled, 'her' voice many tones higher.
Her hair was no longer red. It now matched her clothes, maybe a bit darker then the pink she was wearing, but her hair was pink. That was the only change in Kurama, other then her body figure. Kurama started to walk away, the others following... and trying not to stare below her waist.
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"Koenma sir, should we check on the boys to see how they are?" Botan asked.
"Yes, sure, go ahead." Koenma didn't even look up from his work. Botan turned on the TV screen that magicly knows where to look for the boys... and the new girl not to leave her out.
"Uh, Koenma sir? I think you should look at this." Botan said, not sure whether or not to laugh.
"Did they make it!?" Koenma asked. When he saw Kurama, his eyes bulged out. "PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT KURAMA!" He yelled, almost falling out the chair. Botan couldn't help but laugh at the little god.
"I belive it is." She managed between laughes.
"Botan this is serious! Now they have to find three plants and you know what Kurama said."
"What did he say?" Botan asked, since she forgot and I want to make this chapter a bit long.
Koenma sighed. "He said the plants are rare to find. Being so that we now have two cursed cats and a new... addition to the cursed demons, we need three plants in order to guaranty that they will be cured." There was silence in the room for a while. "Botan, Kurama might not want this, but I have to send you to find the boys and help them in their search."
"Yes sir!" She stopped at the doorway. "Why wouldn't Kurama want me to see him as a girl?"
Koenma tried not to yell. "Because Botan, do you think any boy would want to be seen as a female?" He asked through clenched teeth. [A trait not really seen of Koenma... I'll just say he had a bad day so far.]
"Good point." Botan said. Then she smiled and started to the door again. "Don't worry Koenma I won't let you down." A few seconds later, Koenma looked out his window and saw Botan speed away.
"I need an Asprin..."
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"Oh boys! Hiei!? Kurama?! Where are you?" Botan called from the sky. "Whoo, this place stinks. There they are! WEEE!" Botan flew faster on her oar.
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"Don't worry Kurama, I'm sure everything will be fine. We just have to find three plants, make them tea, and just have you three drink it right?"
"That's the easy part Yusuke. The hard part is accualy Finding three plants."
"Why don't you just take us all to where you saw it once, Kurama?"
"That is harder then it seems Botan... BOTAN!" Kurama yelled while jumping in suprise.
"Hey Botan, what are you doing here?" Kuwabara asked.
"Koenma sent me to help you in your search since we need to find three of those flowers." She said simply. "I think it would help if you led us all to where you saw it once Kurama."
"She has a point you know." Yusuke agreed. Kurama frowned.
"That's just it though... I, can't remember where I last saw the plant..." Everything was quiet for a few seconds till two felines screeched.
"HIIISSSSS!?" (WHAAAATTTTT!?) They both yelled at the same time. They were so loud, some makai birds flew out of the tree's they were in.
"I'm sorry okay!" Kurama yelled back, takeing a 'wild' guess that the cats just asked a mad question. "I was running for my life! Do you honestly think I would be sight seeing!?" She yelled. Hiei cooled down a bit, but Angel literally pounced on Kurama and scratched her face as well as whoever else was in the way. Botan grabbed her and after a few moments, the wind demon calmed down a bit.
"At least lead us to where you first entered the swamp. That might help right?" Botan asked. Kurama shook her head, causing some of her pink locks of hair to cover one of her eyes.
"No, It won't. Sixteen years have passed since that day and the landscape has changed dramaticly. It would be pointless to even think about searching for that place I first came here by." She stopped in the middle of a sigh that was comeing and sniffed the air. The two cats did the same.
"What is it?" Kuwabara asked. He got no answer. All three just walked in a direction as if they were in a trance.
"Hello, Earth to Kurama! You home?"Yusuke asked, waving a hand in front of Kurama's face. It got slapped away. "Hey! What's the-"
"Quiet Yusuke. I smell something..." Kurama said softly, her gaze in front of her never wavering.
"Meow mreow?" (Is it the plant?) Fluffy asked. "Mreow... Meorw." (It smells... Luring.)
"Meow." (Yeah.) Angel agreed.
Kurama's eye widened in realization. Then she began to run.
"It's the flower! I remember it now!" She yelled. Everyone followed and soon, everyone could smell it. Botan and Kuwabara a bit less, but still everyone could smell it.
"Wow. What a place for a field of flowers... A swamp must make them taste good it tea too huh?" Yusuke said sarcasticly.
"This is where I died." They heard Kurama say. "It was these flowers that lead my death. I was lulled to a kind of paralyzing calm and before I could realise my mistake, the hunter shot me."
"Wow... Well, we have more then enough need so lets just get three and go!" Yusuke said. He got two meow's and three nodes in reply. Six hours later, everyone was ready to start drying the plants near Genkai's temple.
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"Bored... Bored... Sssooooo very bored..." Kurama said as she layed on a couch in Genkai's living room. Fluffy was sleeping on her stomache while Angel was bathing on the other end of the couch. Then she heard a click and saw a flash. Kurama turned her head to see a smileing Yusuke. "What Is That For!?" She yelled.
"Oh nothing." Yusuke tried to sound innocent. "I just want to remember this day so I can scare many of your fan girls away. HEY!" Angel had bit his leg that wasn't bandaged from Hiei's own bite. The picture came out of the camera and when Yusuke saw it, his eyes widened and he dropped the photo. Kurama, after rudely waking Hiei up since she forgot he was there, snached the picture up before Angel could shred it.
She saw in the picture that she was a He again and Hiei was literaly 'laying' on him while asleep, with his clothes on might I add. Angel was in her demon form, naked. [I won't say anything else] Blushing a bit, Kurama dropped the photo for Angel to shred.
"Hey! I was going to sell that!" Before Yusuke could say anything else, Angel bit him again only harder and she ran out the room.
"Yusuke, do you honestly think any woman would let you sell a picture of them without anything on?" Kurama asked after a silenced moment.
"Well, no. But why did she bite me?!"
"I guess Tain didn't like it that you saw her."Kurama replied with a shrug.
"Naw, you think!" Everyone turned thier head's to see a furious Botan. Angel was behind her. "Tain told me everything. Honestly Yusuke, I would think you have more comon sense than this. Wind Demons in her region don't wear nothing. That's why their skin is tinted a soft green and blue. They live in the tree's and fly in the Sky! Use your head Yusuke! It's called camouflage!"
"Okay okay Botan! Sorry Tain! Damn, the whole worlds against me now..." Yusuke continued to mumble various curses as he stomped out of the room. Botan sighed.
"Hmm. This little incedent might help figure out an easier way to cure you curses... Kurama, let me take a picture of you and Hiei."
Kurama relunctently agreed and stood in the middle of the room with Fluffy in her arms. The picture came out with Kurama as a guy again and a normal Hiei in his arms. Botan guessed Hiei wanted to be wiered since he had a real smile on his face. She didn't show it to Kurama.
*After three days of waiting for the plants to dry*
"Today, is the last day, I just can't wait no more!" Kurama sung in her head to the tune of 'On the first day of Christmas.' It was almost midnight and the cursed demons were about to start drinking when Teen Koenma burst through the temple doors [Yeah, they all stayed there all this time.] and almost caused Kurama to drop her cup.
"SSTOOOOOPP!!!!" He yelled.
"Damnit what's the big deal!" Kurama yelled. She wanted to be a He as soon as possable so of course her temper was short.
Koenma took a few seconds to catch his breath. "I just earlier read that someone must recite a spell. But the catch is that their origine must be the same as the spell."
"What is the spell from?" Yukina asked softly.
"It is from the Ice Country in Makai." Koenma said. "Here Yukina. I wrote down what you have to say."
Yukina took a glance at it then politly handed it back. "Oh this? I use to say it all the time when I was little!" With a smile Yukina began to hum then slowly sung a spell that Hiei was familier with. When Genkai's clock struck midnight, Hiei waited till a certain verse to start drinking his now cold tea. Kurama and Tain followed his example. They were done before Yukina was.
"...Well?" Kuwabara broke the silence. "Gee, this seems to be a waste of time. Nothing is happaning! [yes he pronounces it like that.]" Kurama shut him up with her Rose Whip.
"Shut up Kuwabara. Do you have any answers Koenma?" With Kurama's glare, Koenma answered immediately.
"I think I remember reading that it took, two hours... And you have to be asleep..." Kurama got up and left to her room. Tain forced Hiei to talk to her before going inside. After she ordered Botan not to eavesdrop of course.
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"Hiei... I need to tell you something. And it can't wait till after we're cured." She said, interupting Hiei. Hiei sat next to her after the wind/demon/kitty [either one is right... I guess.] layed on her stomache near a tree.
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Okay! It's getting a bit long... Maybe if I get enough reviews, I post the next chapter before next week! ...I hope to get some idea's of what Tain, or Angel, was going to tell Hiei... I forgot... R&R!
Democ: Idiot. Why would the readers want to help you with the story?
Kitty#1: Shut up! Your makeing me look bad! So I have a short memery span!
Democ: ...Is that light suppose to be on?
Kitty#1: Huh? DEI!
*hear crashes for a while then silence. We turned off the speakers we speak through...*
Wow, lot's of you thought Kurama would be a fox or cat... I never knew I could be so misleading... Anyway, ENJOY! YOU MUST! I NEED TO SHUT UP AND JUST GET ON WITH THE FIC! ...Bye...
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Kurama was sitting with, uh, his arms around his legs when Yusuke and Kuwabara woke up.
"Man Kurama, you don't have to scream to wake us up you know." Kuwabara grumbled.
"I never knew you screamed like a girl..." Yusuke yawned.
That woke them both up automaticly. They looked carefully and Kurama, ignoring Fluffy and Angel's laughter.
"Shutup! You both know that this limit's how good the plant will work if we even find it!" Kurama yelled at the cats, who stopped. Yusuke and Kuwabara stared with wide eyes.
"Ku-Kurama?" Yusuke asked.
"What?" Kurama snapped. Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered, giggled, then burst out laughing.
"God Kurama! If I didn't know who you were, I'd have asked you out!" Kuwabara said.
"You look much better as a girl!" Yusuke laughed out.
"Shutup! I'm not in the mood!" Kurama yelled, 'her' voice many tones higher.
Her hair was no longer red. It now matched her clothes, maybe a bit darker then the pink she was wearing, but her hair was pink. That was the only change in Kurama, other then her body figure. Kurama started to walk away, the others following... and trying not to stare below her waist.
*
"Koenma sir, should we check on the boys to see how they are?" Botan asked.
"Yes, sure, go ahead." Koenma didn't even look up from his work. Botan turned on the TV screen that magicly knows where to look for the boys... and the new girl not to leave her out.
"Uh, Koenma sir? I think you should look at this." Botan said, not sure whether or not to laugh.
"Did they make it!?" Koenma asked. When he saw Kurama, his eyes bulged out. "PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT KURAMA!" He yelled, almost falling out the chair. Botan couldn't help but laugh at the little god.
"I belive it is." She managed between laughes.
"Botan this is serious! Now they have to find three plants and you know what Kurama said."
"What did he say?" Botan asked, since she forgot and I want to make this chapter a bit long.
Koenma sighed. "He said the plants are rare to find. Being so that we now have two cursed cats and a new... addition to the cursed demons, we need three plants in order to guaranty that they will be cured." There was silence in the room for a while. "Botan, Kurama might not want this, but I have to send you to find the boys and help them in their search."
"Yes sir!" She stopped at the doorway. "Why wouldn't Kurama want me to see him as a girl?"
Koenma tried not to yell. "Because Botan, do you think any boy would want to be seen as a female?" He asked through clenched teeth. [A trait not really seen of Koenma... I'll just say he had a bad day so far.]
"Good point." Botan said. Then she smiled and started to the door again. "Don't worry Koenma I won't let you down." A few seconds later, Koenma looked out his window and saw Botan speed away.
"I need an Asprin..."
*
"Oh boys! Hiei!? Kurama?! Where are you?" Botan called from the sky. "Whoo, this place stinks. There they are! WEEE!" Botan flew faster on her oar.
*
"Don't worry Kurama, I'm sure everything will be fine. We just have to find three plants, make them tea, and just have you three drink it right?"
"That's the easy part Yusuke. The hard part is accualy Finding three plants."
"Why don't you just take us all to where you saw it once, Kurama?"
"That is harder then it seems Botan... BOTAN!" Kurama yelled while jumping in suprise.
"Hey Botan, what are you doing here?" Kuwabara asked.
"Koenma sent me to help you in your search since we need to find three of those flowers." She said simply. "I think it would help if you led us all to where you saw it once Kurama."
"She has a point you know." Yusuke agreed. Kurama frowned.
"That's just it though... I, can't remember where I last saw the plant..." Everything was quiet for a few seconds till two felines screeched.
"HIIISSSSS!?" (WHAAAATTTTT!?) They both yelled at the same time. They were so loud, some makai birds flew out of the tree's they were in.
"I'm sorry okay!" Kurama yelled back, takeing a 'wild' guess that the cats just asked a mad question. "I was running for my life! Do you honestly think I would be sight seeing!?" She yelled. Hiei cooled down a bit, but Angel literally pounced on Kurama and scratched her face as well as whoever else was in the way. Botan grabbed her and after a few moments, the wind demon calmed down a bit.
"At least lead us to where you first entered the swamp. That might help right?" Botan asked. Kurama shook her head, causing some of her pink locks of hair to cover one of her eyes.
"No, It won't. Sixteen years have passed since that day and the landscape has changed dramaticly. It would be pointless to even think about searching for that place I first came here by." She stopped in the middle of a sigh that was comeing and sniffed the air. The two cats did the same.
"What is it?" Kuwabara asked. He got no answer. All three just walked in a direction as if they were in a trance.
"Hello, Earth to Kurama! You home?"Yusuke asked, waving a hand in front of Kurama's face. It got slapped away. "Hey! What's the-"
"Quiet Yusuke. I smell something..." Kurama said softly, her gaze in front of her never wavering.
"Meow mreow?" (Is it the plant?) Fluffy asked. "Mreow... Meorw." (It smells... Luring.)
"Meow." (Yeah.) Angel agreed.
Kurama's eye widened in realization. Then she began to run.
"It's the flower! I remember it now!" She yelled. Everyone followed and soon, everyone could smell it. Botan and Kuwabara a bit less, but still everyone could smell it.
"Wow. What a place for a field of flowers... A swamp must make them taste good it tea too huh?" Yusuke said sarcasticly.
"This is where I died." They heard Kurama say. "It was these flowers that lead my death. I was lulled to a kind of paralyzing calm and before I could realise my mistake, the hunter shot me."
"Wow... Well, we have more then enough need so lets just get three and go!" Yusuke said. He got two meow's and three nodes in reply. Six hours later, everyone was ready to start drying the plants near Genkai's temple.
*
"Bored... Bored... Sssooooo very bored..." Kurama said as she layed on a couch in Genkai's living room. Fluffy was sleeping on her stomache while Angel was bathing on the other end of the couch. Then she heard a click and saw a flash. Kurama turned her head to see a smileing Yusuke. "What Is That For!?" She yelled.
"Oh nothing." Yusuke tried to sound innocent. "I just want to remember this day so I can scare many of your fan girls away. HEY!" Angel had bit his leg that wasn't bandaged from Hiei's own bite. The picture came out of the camera and when Yusuke saw it, his eyes widened and he dropped the photo. Kurama, after rudely waking Hiei up since she forgot he was there, snached the picture up before Angel could shred it.
She saw in the picture that she was a He again and Hiei was literaly 'laying' on him while asleep, with his clothes on might I add. Angel was in her demon form, naked. [I won't say anything else] Blushing a bit, Kurama dropped the photo for Angel to shred.
"Hey! I was going to sell that!" Before Yusuke could say anything else, Angel bit him again only harder and she ran out the room.
"Yusuke, do you honestly think any woman would let you sell a picture of them without anything on?" Kurama asked after a silenced moment.
"Well, no. But why did she bite me?!"
"I guess Tain didn't like it that you saw her."Kurama replied with a shrug.
"Naw, you think!" Everyone turned thier head's to see a furious Botan. Angel was behind her. "Tain told me everything. Honestly Yusuke, I would think you have more comon sense than this. Wind Demons in her region don't wear nothing. That's why their skin is tinted a soft green and blue. They live in the tree's and fly in the Sky! Use your head Yusuke! It's called camouflage!"
"Okay okay Botan! Sorry Tain! Damn, the whole worlds against me now..." Yusuke continued to mumble various curses as he stomped out of the room. Botan sighed.
"Hmm. This little incedent might help figure out an easier way to cure you curses... Kurama, let me take a picture of you and Hiei."
Kurama relunctently agreed and stood in the middle of the room with Fluffy in her arms. The picture came out with Kurama as a guy again and a normal Hiei in his arms. Botan guessed Hiei wanted to be wiered since he had a real smile on his face. She didn't show it to Kurama.
*After three days of waiting for the plants to dry*
"Today, is the last day, I just can't wait no more!" Kurama sung in her head to the tune of 'On the first day of Christmas.' It was almost midnight and the cursed demons were about to start drinking when Teen Koenma burst through the temple doors [Yeah, they all stayed there all this time.] and almost caused Kurama to drop her cup.
"SSTOOOOOPP!!!!" He yelled.
"Damnit what's the big deal!" Kurama yelled. She wanted to be a He as soon as possable so of course her temper was short.
Koenma took a few seconds to catch his breath. "I just earlier read that someone must recite a spell. But the catch is that their origine must be the same as the spell."
"What is the spell from?" Yukina asked softly.
"It is from the Ice Country in Makai." Koenma said. "Here Yukina. I wrote down what you have to say."
Yukina took a glance at it then politly handed it back. "Oh this? I use to say it all the time when I was little!" With a smile Yukina began to hum then slowly sung a spell that Hiei was familier with. When Genkai's clock struck midnight, Hiei waited till a certain verse to start drinking his now cold tea. Kurama and Tain followed his example. They were done before Yukina was.
"...Well?" Kuwabara broke the silence. "Gee, this seems to be a waste of time. Nothing is happaning! [yes he pronounces it like that.]" Kurama shut him up with her Rose Whip.
"Shut up Kuwabara. Do you have any answers Koenma?" With Kurama's glare, Koenma answered immediately.
"I think I remember reading that it took, two hours... And you have to be asleep..." Kurama got up and left to her room. Tain forced Hiei to talk to her before going inside. After she ordered Botan not to eavesdrop of course.
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"Hiei... I need to tell you something. And it can't wait till after we're cured." She said, interupting Hiei. Hiei sat next to her after the wind/demon/kitty [either one is right... I guess.] layed on her stomache near a tree.
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Okay! It's getting a bit long... Maybe if I get enough reviews, I post the next chapter before next week! ...I hope to get some idea's of what Tain, or Angel, was going to tell Hiei... I forgot... R&R!
Democ: Idiot. Why would the readers want to help you with the story?
Kitty#1: Shut up! Your makeing me look bad! So I have a short memery span!
Democ: ...Is that light suppose to be on?
Kitty#1: Huh? DEI!
*hear crashes for a while then silence. We turned off the speakers we speak through...*