"Interrogate Dante!"
by: Nezumi
Nezumi: I wanted to ask Dante a few questions. Next chappie Dante will answer your questions. I feel so blessed! Dante let me ask questions first! Yippee!
Dante: That's not the case. You were the only one who wasn't armed with a gun. Not that that would hurt me...
Nezumi: On with 'the project'!
Dante: What 'project'?
Nezumi: grins and rubs hands together evilly POOF! attitude changes and Nezumi smiles girlishly This is where we ask you questions silly! hits Dante's head
Dante: Oh...Okay...First question?
Nezumi: Alright! Guards, now! in walk twenty demon guards and they tie Dante to a chair I just love the theme of it all! Hm,hm...Herm...tries clearing throat Hack!...Okay, ew...Slimy swallows...Where was I? Oh!Yes... (uh,you can untie him now) guards free our Devil hero First question! DeathTalker from Lansing, Nevada says:
"Dante, I am a huge fan of yours! You are the coolest demon hunter I know! Here are some questions:
1.) Did you like the storyline of DMC or DMC 2 better? (personally, I like DMC storyline better than DMC 2 because Lucia is an idiot! She has a horrible fake Fench accent and doesn't keep it the whole time.)
2.) What is your favorite food?
Thanks! Bye!"
DeathTalker
Dante: Hmm...Okay, well, I'm happy your such a fan of mine. Thank you! gives thumbs up and grins stupidly
1.) I did like the storyline better in DMC. Yes, sadly they couldn't find an English-speaking, French girl. The girl who did it stunk! Awful!
2.) Uhh...I'm not sure. Never had time to eat. Too many Demon calls.
Nezumi: bites into a Taco Bell chalupa smothered in EXTREME hot sauce So you've never eaten?
Dante: shakes head I've never had time for an actual meal. Sniff, sniff begins crying
Nezumi: Aww...It's okay, Dante. rubs his back and gives him extra chalupa with a smile See!
Dante: Thank you. bites into the chalupa What is this sensation in my mouth? It's weird...
Nezumi: Is it too hot?
Dante: shakes his head No, it's...I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
Nezumi: smiles at him and gives him a high-five That's the way you're supposed to feel!
Dante: I-I feel like singing!
Nezumi: Wanna sing the 'Fun Song'? Dante nodds and they begin
Nezumi and Dante: F. is for 'friends' who do stuff together! U. is for 'ukalelei'! N. is for 'nywhere' 'nytime' at all! Here with my best buddy!
Dante: F. is for 'fire' which comes from my gauntlets! U. is for 'underworld'! N. is for 'Nelo' (that big jerk!) I will forever live!
Nezumi and Dante: Hug! hugs very tight
Dante: BzzzzBzzzz Oh, pager stops hugging (sniff,sniff...) Devil stuff...stares at pager number I gotta go! See you later! Dante runs off stage and takes Superman pose...Dangit! Stupid fly belt won't work!
Trish suddenly appears on her bike
Trish: I got the call. Let's go. Dante hops on and they ride off into the sunset to conquer demons of the underworld
Nezumi: Bye! waves stupidly That's all, folks! See ya! exits stage left