We have no excuses and yes this took us sooooooooo long, about an hour for each of them, cough yeah right cough, soo hope you enjoy this umm masterpiece? oh and please review, we always want to hear whatcha think. Probably cos we don't get enough insults already but anyway.
Enjoy!
The mystical monkey tales of what you didn't want to know about your fav characters
There once was a guy called Reg
Who liked to eat his veg
One day he got stuck in a hedge
And ate a potato wedge
So that was the end of Reg
Now there was a girl called Bella
Who started to Smella
She looked like a fella
Got stuck in a cellar
And was shot be her friend called Stella
A midget he was, was Harry
Who was a bit of a Larry
In a fight he would parry
And no one he could marry
And so sad was Harry
There was a guy called Gilderoy
Who supported a fella named Troy
He really didn't look like a boy
His favourite sauce was Soy
And a Barbie was his toy
Now there's a dude called Lupin
Who was prone to hop up and sing
While doing the hupla with a ring
He tripped and fell on a pin
So he went off to live in a bin
So there's all you wanted to know
and instead of playing in the snow
you read this
don't you feel better?
By The Jolly Leprechaun and Felicity 14
bursts out laughing, yeah we know how crap this is