Disclaimer: No I don't own Zelda then I would be Japanese.
Christmas in Hyrule
Chapter one: Why's everyone starring at me like that?
"Link! It's Christmas why aren't we shopping? Complained Navi irritably
"Cause I don't…..What it's Christmas!
Meanwhile at the Castle princess Zelda was setting up for her festive Christmas party "No a little to the left, that perfect keep it there" she said to a worker. She had every worker put up mistletoe everywhere there's absolutely no way Link's not gonna kiss me she thought to herself. Little did she know every 17 year old woman was seeking a kiss from the Hero of Time.
While Link was at the Market all the women swarmed around the beauty salon."Hm……..I wonder why everyone's at the beauty salon?" Link thought out loud.
"Probably to get ready for the princesses party" said Navi
"WHAT there's a party too, why doesn't anyone tell me anything", Link mumbled.
So he bought all his gifts and a new suit (for the party) he went back to his house (a tree I hardly call that a house) to get changed for the party. Since Link had no idea when the party actually started as he had just been told of it, so he arrived 2 hours late. When he headed to the castle he didn't notice the swarms of women around the door under the mistletoe.
Link being the adventurer that he is saw the mistletoe and shot it down with a fire arrow." what did you do that for?" most of the women shrieked. "I saved you from the poisonous plant!" he said flabbergasted (I really like that word!) Finally everyone entered the grand ball room, quite quickly the music started. Zelda thought o well I guess I can't kiss him! Nonsense woman get a hold of yourself and he might ask you to dance.
Link being the idiot he was in public just went to the back of the room and sat waiting for someone to ask him to dance. Obviously he was unaware that in regular society the men asked the women to dance. He 'd closed his eyes and hummed for several minutes then looked up everyone was starring at him." Why is everyone starring at me like that?" he questioned. "Link?" Zelda asked sheepishly" would you like to dance"? "SURE!" he said. After they started dancing everyone found someone else to dance with because it was obvious despite his amassing total hottie looks he was an idiot in public.
"Miss author?" "Yes Link?" "Do you really think I'm a total hottie?" "Yes of course I do I mean who doesn't but right now you're with Zelda and if you leave her! I don't know what I'll do but it'll be painful! "OKKKKKAYYYY I'll be good I swear!"
So Link and Zelda danced for awhile etcetera .
Dudeimtotallyawritter: So that's the end of the first chapter i know it was relventally short but I'll add chapter 2 next week and this was just a taste of the action!
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