This is the first thing that I have written on here and so if you think that it is poo, then I will do better next time…
Disclaimer: None of the Harry Potter characters belong to me….Thanxs!
The dream started like this…
I am in room, a castle like room…(Hogwarts perhaps?). I am sitting on a big magenta chair that looks really comfortable,but isn't, with a book that has no text on its pages. My friend is sitting next to me and we are laughing. In the corner of the room Draco Malfoy is sitting on his own in a small forest green chair, I turn to my friend because she is laughing so weirdly, and when I turn back Draco's right in my face!
"What's your problem!" he demanded,
"Ooo, I love guessing games…Oh Okay…let me see. You get three guesses" I hold up my hand and begin to put up my fingers as I give the 'clues',
"Well, he has really blonde hair, his surname is Malfoy and his first name is Draco! Any guesses?"
He looks kind of angry, but I return to my book.
"Your nothing but a filthy Mudblood", he states whilst still glaring at me,
"Really? Well as I don't care…never mind, eh?" Draco begins to breath deeply and goes quite red and leaves.
My friend is still laughing hysterically.
I am suddenly in a purple corridor when Draco comes marching up to me with a box that is half unwrapped. A tag is hanging that says 'To Suds, From Mud'. At this I begin to laugh,
"What's the meaning of this!" He holds up the box and it is a box of Daz (the washing powder).
I begin to laugh harder. My friend is suddenly beside me laughing too. I point at the slogan at the top of the box and read,
"'Daz! Makes even the dullest whites bright', I thought that perhaps you could use it on your sense of
humour. Jeepers Suds! It's a joke it means that you need to lighten up" I begin to laugh very hard by
now and my friend is laughing even more.
"Suds" I say again. I look down to find that we are making puddles on the floor…no not because we are
laughing to hard and have wet
ourselves rolls eyes…but puddles of tears that are laughing and he walks away into the dark and I wake up.
I had tears in my eyes and felt as thought I had been laughing.
I know that sounds really weird, but I did dream it and laughed...might not be funny to you,(fair enough) but I think that it is hillarious!
That's all, review if you must but I really don't need to be told that it is very sad….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Suds! Cracks me up!