Neko- This is a long one.I still don't own anything. if you found my sanity, keep it. I don't want it.
cast for scene 3:
Arthur: Yusuke
Dennis: Kurama
Woman Keiko
Scene 3
Yusuke: hey grandma!
Kurama: man.
Yusuke: wel sooo sorry. who lives in that castle?
Kurama: I'm 18.
(Neko- I really don't know. that's his age in my upcoming story Lost Soul)
Yusuke: wha?
Kurama: I'm 18, I'm not old.
Yusuke: right. who lives in that castle?
Kurama: I mean, you automaticly treat me as an inferior!
Yusuke: well, I am Spirit Detective.
Kurama: and how did you get that title? by exploiting the workers!
Yusuke: I don't even have workers! what does exploiting mean?
Kurama: you're hanging on to the social differences! if there's ever going to be any change around here-
Keiko: oh, Kurama! lovely crap down here! oh, uh...how do you do?
Yusuke: well, hi! I'm Yusuke Urameshi, Spirit Detective, Defeater of Togouru, Punk at Saiyakashi High, King of the Saiyakashiens.
Keiko: the who?
Yusuke: the Saiyakashiens.
Keiko: who are they?
Yusuke: we all are, and I am your king.
Keiko: I always thought we were just a group of people shoveling crap onto cloths to sell for who-knows-what reasons.
Kurama: you're fooling yourself. we live in a sort of dictatorship, where the lower class-
Keiko: there you go, bringing class into it again.
Yusuke: DAMN! WHO LIVES IN THAT FREAKIN CASTLE?
Keiko: no one.
Yusuke: then who's your king?
Kurama: we don't have one. we take turns being like an executive officer for a week...
Yusuke: yeah...
Kurama: his/her decisions must be approved by the popular vote...
Yusuke: get on with it!
Kurama: by a simple majority count...
Yusuke: be quiet!
Kurama: if the vote is more than two-thirds...
Yusuke: shut it! I order you to SHUT UP!
Keiko: order, huh? who do you think you are?
Yusuke: your king! how dense are you? I said that like 3 times!
Keiko: well, I didn't vote for you.
Yusuke: you don't vote for a king.
Keiko: then how did you become king?
angels sing
Yusuke: by Botan, who, when hovering on her oar, pulled from the pocket of her kimono the official papers, signi-signifie-err, showing that I, Yusuke Urameshi, was to be a Spirit Detective, thus being your king.
angels stop
that's why, capice?
Kurama: look, floating girls handing out printer paper is no system of government! the ruler must be approved by the masses, not by some silly aireal distributation!
Yusuke: quiet!
Kurama: you can't expect to be king just because some rowboat girl was recycling!
Yusuke: shut it!
Kurama: I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor just because some flying lady had lobbed a crumpled up peice of trash at me, they'd put me in the loony bin!
Yusuke: shut up, will ya? SHUT UP!
Kurama: now we see the violence inhereted in the system!
Yusuke: shut up!
Kurama: come see the violence inhereted in the system! help! help! I'm being repressed!
Yusuke: stupid lowlife!
Kurama: that's what I'm talking about! what a give away! you see him repressing me? you swa, right? Keiko?
Keiko: whatever, Kurama.