Toilet Talk
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, though my lawyers are on the job.
I decided to go ahead and add another chapter, since this one is so short and it might be another two days or two weeks before I post again. I hope you enjoy
Sam sighed and walked past the other man, who followed him into the bathroom. "What conversation is that Bobby?"
Bobby stood at the urinal to Sam's left. "Oh you know champ, the one where I'd almost convinced you to go out on a date with Jubilee. Listen, me and pretty much everyone in this house knows something is going on between the two of you. I know it, Hank knows it, Scott knows it, dogs, Sam, dogs know it!"
Sam just stared at Bobby for a minute, obviously confused by what Bobby was talking about. "What are you sayin' Bobby?"
Bobby shook his head, zipped his pants back up. "Are you really this dense Hayseed? Come on! The entire team has really been eating up the adorably cute way you act around each other, calling each other partner all the time. Its sweet, it really is, and I'm glad you guys found somebody, even though both of you aren't going to admit it. However, Hank and I have decided that it is up to us to get you past this stage and onto the next one, which means you need to take Jubilee out on a date." Sam followed Bobby to the sink.
Sam bit his lip as he washed his hands. "What makes you think Ah got somethin' for Jubilee?"
"Please, Sam, you of all people are the absolute worst with keeping secrets. Its practically written all over your face. You'd be less noticeable wearing a shirt that says 'I Like Jubilee'"
"You don't understand Bobby it ain't that easy for meh."
"Why not? What've you got to worry about? You dated an intergalactic rockstar and a member of X-force, as well as turning many a head."
"Yeah, but those were different. They just sorta happened till Ah couldn't even remember why we had dated in the first place. Ah've never asked a girl on a date before and this isn't just an emotional thing either Bobby. Ah'm not just getting swept up in all of this lahke Ah did with Tabby or with Lila. Ah'm fully in control of this and it scares the livin' daylights out of meh."
"Well Sam all this means is you gotta step it up alright? If it helps know that all of us are rooting for you guys."
"Why? Why are the two of us such a big deal?"
"Because for the last year or so we've all sat and watched as Jubilee brought in stupid guy after stupid guy and you as you brought in no one. You're a good guy Sam and we trust you. Jubilee will be good for you too. So you gonna do it?"
Sam smiled, "Yeah Ah think Ah'm gonna do it."
"Great! When?"
"Right now."
"OK, hey do you mind if me and Beast tape it, me and the rest of the crew here kind of have a bet riding on this…"
Sam just left the bathroom and headed towards the rec room.
"Alright Sam, we're still rooting for you…" Bobby finished lamely, still standing in the bathroom. "Where's Kitty at?"