Tale of Two Worlds
Chapter 5: Wow! It's hollow!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: i'm really sorri for not updating sooner but i had to get my grade up in english...right now i have a D. i never knew that 6th grade english teachers could be evil...i've been doing better and now i'm gonna write a few more chapters tonight so i can make up for the long wait. i'm really sorri but i can only write on weekends until i get my grade up 'cause my mom has this way of taking away my internet. it'll only be like 3 to 4 more weeks now...maybe they'll go by soon! roght now i'm gonna be writing more stories every weekend. right now i would like to thank everyone who reviewed...and that's nekoinuhanyou, kikyouhater002 and last but definitely no leastxWhtiexStaRx! thank you so much!
Disclaimer:(i don't really know what to put for this one but here goes..)
(girls vs. guys in michael jackson's mansion!ramdom isn't it? it's gonna go on for a while girls have 2 bottom floors while guys have 2 top floors)
GIRLS LAIR
(all the girls were gathered in the living room huddled together trying to think of a way to prank the guys)
Kagura: Ok. So, what's the plan?
Kanna: (jumps up and down) Ooo! I know! I'll sneak up there, kidnap one or two of the weaker ones and hold them hostage, put a little note telling them where they are and when they come down to save them we attack them with weed whackers! That sounds good, huh?
Kagome: (thinks about it)...Yah, I guess your right! let's do it...but let's add to it! Let's attack them with lawn mowers, turned on blenders, weed whackers and styrafoam(pronounced 'sti-ra-foam' i just don't know how to spell it)!
Sango: I like the plan, but why did we let them have mellow yellow?
Kagura: I'm beginning to wonder now too.
Kikyo: Well, let's go attack! Kanna, start doing step one of your plan!
Kanna: Ok! (confused) What's 'step one'?
Kagura: (shakes head) When you sneak into the guys lair and kidnap a few of the weaker guys
Kanna: ok!
Me: Finally! I don't own InuYasha...but that doesn't mean no kidnapping! (evil grin)
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"Let's go." InuYasha said and Kagome nodded. She climbed on his back and they went back to camp just in time for everyone else to wake up. Soon, they started to walk on a path in the countryside...
you know the rest...
:end flashback:
"InuYasha, I'm sor-" Kagome was cut off from apologizing when InuYasha put a finger to her lips.
"Don't. I don't wanna hear her name ever again." He told her. Kagome smiled and nodded showing him stat she understood. Miroku and Sango were suprised and a bit tense about this 'cause one of Miroku was doing somehting involving a hand, a scream, and a slap across a face(A/N: for all the dense people out there...the face i'm referring to is Miroku's along with his hand.)
"HENTAI!" Sango screamed at him and then started to beat the crap out of him with her hiraikotsu. A few minutes later a grumpy hanyou was carrying a perverted monk who was (obviously) off in a dreamland. It was now around 2 or 3 in the afternoon and Shippo was complaining.
A few minutes later...
"For the last time, Shippo, We're not gonna stop for a while!" An agitated hanyou(A/N: who we al know and love as InuYasha) told a very hungry kitsune(A/N: we all know him as Shippo but i call him Shippo-sama! if ya hadn't noticed or if i didn't tell you, i'm a MAJOR Shippo fan!). Kagome chuckled and InuYasha whipped his head around to look at her.
"What!" He asked her. Kagome laughed harder.
"InuYasha...let's just...stop and rest...I can...hear your stomach...rumbling all the...way over...here!" She said while trying to controll her fit of laughter. InuYasha blushed and mumbled something about stopping so they all found a nice meadow to eat in. During the meal, Kagome started laughing again but this time she had tears in her eyes within 15 seconds. InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo were confused but got even more coinsed when Kagome walked over to InuYasha. He blushed a little but was startled when she knocked him on the head. Kagome looked suprised at the sound it made and stopped laughing right at that moment. She knocked on his head again and gasped.
"Kagome? Is something wrong?" Inu Yasha asked her.
"Wow!" Kagome exclaimed again as she knocked on his hea once more and then added, " It's hollow!" InuYasha blushed and growled at the same time as everyone laughed at her remark. Kagome sat back down across from him and looked as if nothing had happened. Shippo jumped on InuYasha and knocked on his head like Kagome did.
"You're right, Kagome! It is hollow!" Kagome and Sango giggled and Miroku fell to the ground because Shippo just jumped on his head(A/N: klutz, huh?). Kagome looked at InuYasha and saw that he looked a bit humiliated so she walked over to him.
"I'm sorri, InuYasha...I just couldn't resist. That's one reason to why I lo-" Kagome said and then stopped herself by clapping a hand over her mouth. InuYasha looked at her with confusion and then it dawned on him. He smiled.
"Kagome, you don't have to say it! We all know that your feet stink when you take off your shoes!" InuYasha told her. Sango giggled slightly(A/N: hello, it's her best friend being laughed at so she thought it was unfair) while Miorku and Shippo were on the ground again and laughing their heads off(A/N: i know it's not very funnie but please bear with me!). Kagome looked hurt but started laughing along with them. InuYasha looked at her like she was sphyco(A/N: i get that look a lot! whenever people make fun of me i put on a face of pure sencerity and say," Thank you for the compliment!"). Kagome felt someone staring at her so she stopped laughing and looked around to see InuYasha looking at her. He leaned closer to her.
"What were you really going to say?" He asked her. Kagome gulped.
"W...well, i was going to say that i only tease you 'cause i love you." She said and then blushed. InuYasha looked like the world fell apart, but then put itself back together with anything he wished for.
"Same here." InuYasha told her. Kagome's face lit up instantly. She looked around and saw that Miroku, Sango, and Shippo werejust getting over their laughing fits so, InuYasha and Kagome pulled away before they saw.
(A/N: should i leave it off here? nah...i'll just have writer's block slightly...kicks block but block doesn't movestupid block!kicks again ouch! that hurt! evil block! you'll pay!beats the crap out of the block and it finally movesyay! no more writer's block!)
Once Miroku, Sango and Shippo finally got over their fits they all started walking again.
(A/N: i'm so sorri but writer's block came back again! kicks block again the evil block will pay!)