Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.5- A Otaku's Evil Plan
Being the evil anime otaku she is, Mara thinks of a plan to try and capture the two gorgeous bishounen at the same time. So she sneaks to Timmy's house, bringing along something that takes evil to a whole other level...
"Finally! I thought school would never end!" Timmy remarked as he walked home from the bus stop. Cosmo and Wanda accompanied him home, disguised as dogs. Other than being pink and green, who suspected them as fairies? "Ditto, kid. I wanted to make English more exciting, but I don't think bumblebees make good spit balls." Cosmo said. "Naw, you think?" Wanda asked, rolling her eyes. They finally reached home, and as usual, Timmy's dad was inventing something stupid to try and beat Dinkleburg in a contest once again.
"I'm home!" Timmy called out as he opened the door. Timmy's dad popped his head into the living room. "Oh goody! Now you can come and see what I made!" he said, ushering the teen into the kitchen where a small machine was sitting on the counter. "Isn't it amazing?!" Timmy's dad gushed. "Uh, what is it?" Timmy asked. "It's a milk carton opener, of course!" He said. "...Wow, Timmy's dad takes stupidity to a whole other level." Cosmo commented to Wanda. "Looks like you've got competition, sweetie." She smirked. "No I don't!" The green-haired fairy snorted.
"Milk carton opener? Isn't it easier just to open it with your hands?" The teen asked. "Hands? No, no, that's too much work! Here, observe! This will solve all those nasty problems!" Timmy's dad turned on the machine. It beeped, and grabbed a milk carton with one of its hands. It started to open it, but one of its gears fell out and squeezed the carton instead. "Take cover!" Timmy cried. Milk drenched the entire kitchen, including the four people, two of them whom were fairies in disguise.
"Uh...I wonder what I did wrong?" Timmy's dad asked himself, tinkering with the machine as he wiped the liquid off his face. "..." Timmy left the kitchen with a towel on his head. "...Maybe one of those bright colored dogs can help me clean up this mess." Timmy's dad eyed the dogs, but they also left. Meanwhile outside, there stood two familiar villains covered in dirt and holding spoons.
Mara and Crocker managed to dig from the detention room at school and followed Timmy to his house. In one of the bishounen trainer's hands were two guns resembling Vash the Stampede's, only pink. She might've stole it from him and spray painted it. "...And why do you want me to go home and plan another evil plan!?" Crocker demanded. Mara gave him a look. "Your stupid plan didn't work, so I decided to try mine. Just to let you know this has nothing to do with you, so I'll get you when I'm done." Crocker opened his mouth to say something, but the look the trainer gave made the teacher shut it quick.
Crocker spun around on one heel and stomped away, growling under his breath. Mara smirked before she tiptoed to the tree where Timmy's room was next to and proceeded to shimmy up the trunk, guns in hand. They were no ordinary guns either. In the room, the two fairies and their godchild were lounging around lazily until they had something to do. "Your bed's really bouncy! Whee!" The green eyed fairy said, jumping on top of it like some little kid. Seeing a fully-grown adult jumping on a bed looked really weird, yet cute at the same time.
"You're really disturbing me." Timmy said. "Whatever..." Cosmo smirked. Mara, who had now was sitting in the tree, practically drooled as she stared at the handsome green fairy and his good-looking blue-eyed companion talking to each other. "OHMYGODOHYMYGODTHEY'RESOFREAKIN'HOT!" She squealed in with hearts in her eyes. "MUST...HAVE...THEM! But wait! How will I get rid of their annoying female friend!?" And she suddenly got an idea...an extremely evil idea. The bishounen trainer whipped out a small box and filled the gun chambers with little liquid pellets before she put the chambers back in and twirled it. Cocking back the hammers, she carefully aimed where Cosmo and Timmy were. 'Good thing this thing has a silencer.' Mara smirked. *BANG!*
"Ouch! What the!" Timmy and Cosmo winced as something stung them in the back. "What's wrong?" Wanda asked. "I think a bee stung us." Timmy said, rubbing his shoulder. "I didn't think it hurts like this." Cosmo grumbled, rubbing his shoulder blade. Both of the guys didn't realize that the pellets melted and were being rubbed into their skin like lotion. "Anyway, let's all go out! How about watching a movie?" Wanda asked. "... I totally forgot! I have a date with Trixie tonight!" The teen jumped up off the bed. "Oh no you don't...not while I'm around!" Mara growled under her breath outside the window. She took out her cell phone and dialed up Timmy's cell. When you've just started stalking a guy with fairy godparents, you gotta know his phone number as well. *RING!*
"What up? Turner here." Timmy greeted as he picked up his cell phone. "...Trixie? You say you've got a dentist appointment? Oh no, that's cool with me. Anything that makes you more gorgeous, I'm fine with it. Really...okay...sure...love you...bye!" As he hung up, Cosmo started gagging. "That's the most pathetic pickup line I ever heard." He said. "Hey, shut up." Timmy grinned. All three of them started laughing out loud. Outside, Mara grinned evilly as she put away her cell phone. "Phase one, completed...now it's time for phase two...AYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!" Mara let out a war cry as she swung into the open window of Timmy's room.
"Oh no..." Timmy groaned as the green-eyed teenager rolled upwards and got into a battle position, guns aimed at them. She shot at Timmy, but he jumped out of the way. "Hold still, damn you!" She yelled, trying to tranquilize all three of them. Wanda shot magic at Mara, but it bounced off her invisible shield and shot back at Wanda, turning herself into a rock. "Dang it!" She said. Mara proceeded to shoot at Cosmo, but as she pulled the trigger, she realized she was out of pellets. "...Darn! But I'll be back with more ammo! Bye!" She laughed evilly as she bounded out the window. The trainer didn't really want to do anything, just make the lotion pellets work faster. Adrenaline works wonders in people.
"Did she shoot you!?" Wanda asked worriedly as she turned herself back. "Not that I know of." Cosmo shrugged. "But nothing happened." Timmy added. The pink fairy had a concerned look on her face. "Still, I think we all should be aware just in case. Being a former anime otaku myself, I know what Mara is capable of." "Don't worry, Wanda! We'll both look out for each other. Isn't that right?" Cosmo asked, patting Timmy's pink-hatted head. The teen grinned back at him, nodding. "Yep..." The afternoon passed by quickly, and pretty soon it was time for bed. "Goodnight Timmy!" "Goodnight you guys."
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Wanda yawned as she floated downstairs to grab some water to drink. She also went to fetch her husband from the kitchen. Cosmo had this habit of "sleepwalking"...extremely useful when sneaking past your parents' bedroom to grab a midnight snack. As she reached the last step of the stairs, a giggle caught her ears, snapping her out of her current thoughts. "Eh? Who else is up at this time too?" She pressed her back to the living room wall next to the den, wand glowing menacingly. If it was a robber, then she should be ready. "...Shh! You'll wake up Wanda!" Cosmo's voice whispered from the den. "I can't help it! I like it when you do that!" Timmy's voice giggled quietly. The pink fairy's eyes widened as large as dinner plates.
'What the!?' "It's even better when I use my favorite ice cream. Here, let me lick it off." 'Lick it off!?' Wanda clapped a hand over her mouth as she heard this. 'No way! It can't be!' She thought frantically. "Damn...nobody told me you were good at this, Cosmo." Timmy growled from the den. "I'm a natural, that's what." Cosmo smirked, licking his lips loud enough for Wanda to hear in the quiet night. "...Give me that thing over there please. Obviously you haven't experienced what I can do to you." He said smoothly. 'Nooo! I won't believe it!' The pink fairy flapped her arms around wildly, freaking out. 'Mara must've done something to them! I just know it!'
"...Oh hell no...I can't do that position. What if I you-know what?" Timmy asked. "You can just ask your mom for some new jeans." Cosmo smirked. "Otherwise, stay like that. I don't mind." Wanda clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, squeezing her eyes shut. 'NO! Never! Not in a million years!' "It makes it easier to position yourself through the hard part of our game you know." "Yeah? You sure?" "Trust me...ready?" "Yeah...oh wait! Don't forget the ice cream." Timmy said. The pink-haired bishoujo tugged at her hair, smacking her forehead with the palm of her hand. 'MUST...NOT...THINK...SUCH THOUGHTS! ARGH...STOP...IT...NOW!'
Suddenly she heard heavy breathing from the den. "Come on, just a little more! You're almost there! Then you can rest." Cosmo panted. "I can't do it! You're kind of heavy when you're on top!" The teen gasped. "...Fine! Let me try and shift myself...but you can't stop there so keep going." The bishoujo practically beat herself in the head when she heard more grunts and moans. "God, you're such a dominator! Who died and made you king?" Timmy asked. "Just a little more...that's all I ask." The green fairy pouted. "...Okay, fine." The sound of a really loud gasp finally snapped Wanda out of her self-abuse. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" She screamed, leaping into the den.
Cosmo and Timmy looked up, giving her looks that could make a bandstand melt. "Will you shut up?! You're going to wake up Mom and Dad!" Cosmo hissed at her. "We're playing Twister, so it doesn't take a genius to know that you don't have to make noise! Geez!" "What did you think we were doing?" Timmy asked, sweatdropping. Wanda face-faulted to the floor. The two of them were indeed playing Twister, and the teenager was trying to reach right hand green, but with their arms and legs wound over each made it pretty hard. "Uh...I..." Wanda turned red. 'Darn! I guess I was wrong...'
"I thought you guys were uh...never mind." "...We don't roll that way." Timmy said dully. "I wasn't thinking that!" The pink fairy whispered furiously, turning redder. "...If you're not doing what I thought you guys were doing, then what's with the ice cream?!" She asked. "I was showing him how I can put ice cream on my nose and lick it off while playing." The green-haired fairy answered. He then put a scoop of chocolate chip on his nose and licked it off expertly with his tongue. "Whoo! Think of all the things you can do with your tongue, Cosmo!" Timmy cheered. Wanda smacked her head with a hammer, trying to get all the nasty thoughts to leak out her brain as she heard that.
'MUST...GET...ALL...EVIL...THOUGHTS...OUT...NOW!!' "Well, do you have to be so...uh...loud?" She asked sheepishly after she managed to clear her mind and throw the hammer away. "Sorry...we'll keep our Twister playing "antics" down!" Cosmo and Timmy cracked up, laughing wildly and quietly as they could at her. "Wanda growled under her breath and stomped away back upstairs. 'Men!' After the fairy godfather and his godchild stopped laughing, they looked at each other. "Man, I thought she would never leave." Timmy gasped, trying to catch his breath.
"Ditto...now where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?" Cosmo asked, putting an arm around the teen's shoulders. "I think somewhere along the line of a good make-out session on right hand green." "I'm game." Cosmo grinned, pulling the teen in for a kiss. Meanwhile Mara watched the two of them, cackling evilly. "Buahahaha! My evil plan is working! Why crush one of my enemies when I can crush both of them at the same time!?" The bishounen trainer then tiptoed away, but not before falling flat on her face because she tripped. "Ouch! Curse this cheap bush disguise!" She grumbled.
...So what do you think? (Don't hate! I just had to get this idea down! Besides, in anime, ya gotta have your yaoi couples no matter how weird they might be!) Please send me your opinion of this chapter, and any flames will be used to BBQ stuff such as steak. (Mmm, steak... *drools*) Anyway! In the next chapter things goes even stranger for the cast of FOP, as Jorgen Von Strangle takes the time to try and sort this whole thing out...what will happen now?!
Ch.5- A Otaku's Evil Plan
Being the evil anime otaku she is, Mara thinks of a plan to try and capture the two gorgeous bishounen at the same time. So she sneaks to Timmy's house, bringing along something that takes evil to a whole other level...
"Finally! I thought school would never end!" Timmy remarked as he walked home from the bus stop. Cosmo and Wanda accompanied him home, disguised as dogs. Other than being pink and green, who suspected them as fairies? "Ditto, kid. I wanted to make English more exciting, but I don't think bumblebees make good spit balls." Cosmo said. "Naw, you think?" Wanda asked, rolling her eyes. They finally reached home, and as usual, Timmy's dad was inventing something stupid to try and beat Dinkleburg in a contest once again.
"I'm home!" Timmy called out as he opened the door. Timmy's dad popped his head into the living room. "Oh goody! Now you can come and see what I made!" he said, ushering the teen into the kitchen where a small machine was sitting on the counter. "Isn't it amazing?!" Timmy's dad gushed. "Uh, what is it?" Timmy asked. "It's a milk carton opener, of course!" He said. "...Wow, Timmy's dad takes stupidity to a whole other level." Cosmo commented to Wanda. "Looks like you've got competition, sweetie." She smirked. "No I don't!" The green-haired fairy snorted.
"Milk carton opener? Isn't it easier just to open it with your hands?" The teen asked. "Hands? No, no, that's too much work! Here, observe! This will solve all those nasty problems!" Timmy's dad turned on the machine. It beeped, and grabbed a milk carton with one of its hands. It started to open it, but one of its gears fell out and squeezed the carton instead. "Take cover!" Timmy cried. Milk drenched the entire kitchen, including the four people, two of them whom were fairies in disguise.
"Uh...I wonder what I did wrong?" Timmy's dad asked himself, tinkering with the machine as he wiped the liquid off his face. "..." Timmy left the kitchen with a towel on his head. "...Maybe one of those bright colored dogs can help me clean up this mess." Timmy's dad eyed the dogs, but they also left. Meanwhile outside, there stood two familiar villains covered in dirt and holding spoons.
Mara and Crocker managed to dig from the detention room at school and followed Timmy to his house. In one of the bishounen trainer's hands were two guns resembling Vash the Stampede's, only pink. She might've stole it from him and spray painted it. "...And why do you want me to go home and plan another evil plan!?" Crocker demanded. Mara gave him a look. "Your stupid plan didn't work, so I decided to try mine. Just to let you know this has nothing to do with you, so I'll get you when I'm done." Crocker opened his mouth to say something, but the look the trainer gave made the teacher shut it quick.
Crocker spun around on one heel and stomped away, growling under his breath. Mara smirked before she tiptoed to the tree where Timmy's room was next to and proceeded to shimmy up the trunk, guns in hand. They were no ordinary guns either. In the room, the two fairies and their godchild were lounging around lazily until they had something to do. "Your bed's really bouncy! Whee!" The green eyed fairy said, jumping on top of it like some little kid. Seeing a fully-grown adult jumping on a bed looked really weird, yet cute at the same time.
"You're really disturbing me." Timmy said. "Whatever..." Cosmo smirked. Mara, who had now was sitting in the tree, practically drooled as she stared at the handsome green fairy and his good-looking blue-eyed companion talking to each other. "OHMYGODOHYMYGODTHEY'RESOFREAKIN'HOT!" She squealed in with hearts in her eyes. "MUST...HAVE...THEM! But wait! How will I get rid of their annoying female friend!?" And she suddenly got an idea...an extremely evil idea. The bishounen trainer whipped out a small box and filled the gun chambers with little liquid pellets before she put the chambers back in and twirled it. Cocking back the hammers, she carefully aimed where Cosmo and Timmy were. 'Good thing this thing has a silencer.' Mara smirked. *BANG!*
"Ouch! What the!" Timmy and Cosmo winced as something stung them in the back. "What's wrong?" Wanda asked. "I think a bee stung us." Timmy said, rubbing his shoulder. "I didn't think it hurts like this." Cosmo grumbled, rubbing his shoulder blade. Both of the guys didn't realize that the pellets melted and were being rubbed into their skin like lotion. "Anyway, let's all go out! How about watching a movie?" Wanda asked. "... I totally forgot! I have a date with Trixie tonight!" The teen jumped up off the bed. "Oh no you don't...not while I'm around!" Mara growled under her breath outside the window. She took out her cell phone and dialed up Timmy's cell. When you've just started stalking a guy with fairy godparents, you gotta know his phone number as well. *RING!*
"What up? Turner here." Timmy greeted as he picked up his cell phone. "...Trixie? You say you've got a dentist appointment? Oh no, that's cool with me. Anything that makes you more gorgeous, I'm fine with it. Really...okay...sure...love you...bye!" As he hung up, Cosmo started gagging. "That's the most pathetic pickup line I ever heard." He said. "Hey, shut up." Timmy grinned. All three of them started laughing out loud. Outside, Mara grinned evilly as she put away her cell phone. "Phase one, completed...now it's time for phase two...AYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!" Mara let out a war cry as she swung into the open window of Timmy's room.
"Oh no..." Timmy groaned as the green-eyed teenager rolled upwards and got into a battle position, guns aimed at them. She shot at Timmy, but he jumped out of the way. "Hold still, damn you!" She yelled, trying to tranquilize all three of them. Wanda shot magic at Mara, but it bounced off her invisible shield and shot back at Wanda, turning herself into a rock. "Dang it!" She said. Mara proceeded to shoot at Cosmo, but as she pulled the trigger, she realized she was out of pellets. "...Darn! But I'll be back with more ammo! Bye!" She laughed evilly as she bounded out the window. The trainer didn't really want to do anything, just make the lotion pellets work faster. Adrenaline works wonders in people.
"Did she shoot you!?" Wanda asked worriedly as she turned herself back. "Not that I know of." Cosmo shrugged. "But nothing happened." Timmy added. The pink fairy had a concerned look on her face. "Still, I think we all should be aware just in case. Being a former anime otaku myself, I know what Mara is capable of." "Don't worry, Wanda! We'll both look out for each other. Isn't that right?" Cosmo asked, patting Timmy's pink-hatted head. The teen grinned back at him, nodding. "Yep..." The afternoon passed by quickly, and pretty soon it was time for bed. "Goodnight Timmy!" "Goodnight you guys."
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Wanda yawned as she floated downstairs to grab some water to drink. She also went to fetch her husband from the kitchen. Cosmo had this habit of "sleepwalking"...extremely useful when sneaking past your parents' bedroom to grab a midnight snack. As she reached the last step of the stairs, a giggle caught her ears, snapping her out of her current thoughts. "Eh? Who else is up at this time too?" She pressed her back to the living room wall next to the den, wand glowing menacingly. If it was a robber, then she should be ready. "...Shh! You'll wake up Wanda!" Cosmo's voice whispered from the den. "I can't help it! I like it when you do that!" Timmy's voice giggled quietly. The pink fairy's eyes widened as large as dinner plates.
'What the!?' "It's even better when I use my favorite ice cream. Here, let me lick it off." 'Lick it off!?' Wanda clapped a hand over her mouth as she heard this. 'No way! It can't be!' She thought frantically. "Damn...nobody told me you were good at this, Cosmo." Timmy growled from the den. "I'm a natural, that's what." Cosmo smirked, licking his lips loud enough for Wanda to hear in the quiet night. "...Give me that thing over there please. Obviously you haven't experienced what I can do to you." He said smoothly. 'Nooo! I won't believe it!' The pink fairy flapped her arms around wildly, freaking out. 'Mara must've done something to them! I just know it!'
"...Oh hell no...I can't do that position. What if I you-know what?" Timmy asked. "You can just ask your mom for some new jeans." Cosmo smirked. "Otherwise, stay like that. I don't mind." Wanda clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, squeezing her eyes shut. 'NO! Never! Not in a million years!' "It makes it easier to position yourself through the hard part of our game you know." "Yeah? You sure?" "Trust me...ready?" "Yeah...oh wait! Don't forget the ice cream." Timmy said. The pink-haired bishoujo tugged at her hair, smacking her forehead with the palm of her hand. 'MUST...NOT...THINK...SUCH THOUGHTS! ARGH...STOP...IT...NOW!'
Suddenly she heard heavy breathing from the den. "Come on, just a little more! You're almost there! Then you can rest." Cosmo panted. "I can't do it! You're kind of heavy when you're on top!" The teen gasped. "...Fine! Let me try and shift myself...but you can't stop there so keep going." The bishoujo practically beat herself in the head when she heard more grunts and moans. "God, you're such a dominator! Who died and made you king?" Timmy asked. "Just a little more...that's all I ask." The green fairy pouted. "...Okay, fine." The sound of a really loud gasp finally snapped Wanda out of her self-abuse. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" She screamed, leaping into the den.
Cosmo and Timmy looked up, giving her looks that could make a bandstand melt. "Will you shut up?! You're going to wake up Mom and Dad!" Cosmo hissed at her. "We're playing Twister, so it doesn't take a genius to know that you don't have to make noise! Geez!" "What did you think we were doing?" Timmy asked, sweatdropping. Wanda face-faulted to the floor. The two of them were indeed playing Twister, and the teenager was trying to reach right hand green, but with their arms and legs wound over each made it pretty hard. "Uh...I..." Wanda turned red. 'Darn! I guess I was wrong...'
"I thought you guys were uh...never mind." "...We don't roll that way." Timmy said dully. "I wasn't thinking that!" The pink fairy whispered furiously, turning redder. "...If you're not doing what I thought you guys were doing, then what's with the ice cream?!" She asked. "I was showing him how I can put ice cream on my nose and lick it off while playing." The green-haired fairy answered. He then put a scoop of chocolate chip on his nose and licked it off expertly with his tongue. "Whoo! Think of all the things you can do with your tongue, Cosmo!" Timmy cheered. Wanda smacked her head with a hammer, trying to get all the nasty thoughts to leak out her brain as she heard that.
'MUST...GET...ALL...EVIL...THOUGHTS...OUT...NOW!!' "Well, do you have to be so...uh...loud?" She asked sheepishly after she managed to clear her mind and throw the hammer away. "Sorry...we'll keep our Twister playing "antics" down!" Cosmo and Timmy cracked up, laughing wildly and quietly as they could at her. "Wanda growled under her breath and stomped away back upstairs. 'Men!' After the fairy godfather and his godchild stopped laughing, they looked at each other. "Man, I thought she would never leave." Timmy gasped, trying to catch his breath.
"Ditto...now where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?" Cosmo asked, putting an arm around the teen's shoulders. "I think somewhere along the line of a good make-out session on right hand green." "I'm game." Cosmo grinned, pulling the teen in for a kiss. Meanwhile Mara watched the two of them, cackling evilly. "Buahahaha! My evil plan is working! Why crush one of my enemies when I can crush both of them at the same time!?" The bishounen trainer then tiptoed away, but not before falling flat on her face because she tripped. "Ouch! Curse this cheap bush disguise!" She grumbled.
...So what do you think? (Don't hate! I just had to get this idea down! Besides, in anime, ya gotta have your yaoi couples no matter how weird they might be!) Please send me your opinion of this chapter, and any flames will be used to BBQ stuff such as steak. (Mmm, steak... *drools*) Anyway! In the next chapter things goes even stranger for the cast of FOP, as Jorgen Von Strangle takes the time to try and sort this whole thing out...what will happen now?!