Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.6- You Wouldn't Want Jorgen Involved...
When Jorgen Von Strangle finds out about this little mishap on earth, he decides to go down himself and try to turn everything back to normal. But what he didn't count on finding there was Mara, a disgruntled Wanda, and the rapidly growing relationship between Cosmo and Timmy. (Much to their delight and dismay at the same time.)
As the sun hit the blinds and cast sunbeams on the carpeted floor of a certain teen's room, two screams broke the contented silence of the morning. Wanda immediately snapped her eyes open and threw an alarm clock out of the fishbowl. "WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!" She yelled. Hearing no yelps of pain from either of her two companions, she got up and appeared outside the bowl. "...Why aren't you guys saying ouch!?" She said, rubbing her eyes and stretching. As she put down her arms, her eyes bugged open.
"WHAT!?" Cosmo and Timmy were backed away from each other, giving each other looks of utter horror. Only a bed sheet covered both of them up to their waists. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!?" Timmy yelled, pointing at the green fairy. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DRAG ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU!?" Cosmo yelled at the same time, pointing at the teen. They were yanking on the sheet, trying to cover their selves up. "WHAT IS GOING ON!? AND WHY ARE YOU BOTH NAKED, DAMMIT!?" Wanda finally yelled at them, snapping them out of their shock at finding each other in bed.
"Eep!" They both squeaked at seeing the pink-haired fairy. "Well?!" Wanda demanded. They blushed, and hid their faces in the bed sheet. "I have no clue what happened last night...why don't you ask the naked man next to me!" Timmy yelled at Cosmo. "Shut up you little brat! You were the one who forced me to play Twister on the bed!" The green-haired fairy yelled back. "It's not my fault you took advantage of me!" Timmy snapped back. "I did not! You tempted yourself! I merely just looked away." The green fairy said. "Looked away? Ha!" Something suddenly came over them like a wave, and they blinked in confusion.
"Huh? Why are we fighting like an old married couple?" Cosmo asked, rubbing his forehead. "I don't know...what happened?" Timmy asked. Wanda closed her eyes and took a deep breath. 'Just only a stage...don't murder them yet...' In the meantime, Mara blew on her bowl of soup outside. "Good thing they only have anger relapses every few days..." She said, slurping the soup afterwards. The bishounen trainer had camped out in the tree last night to keep an eye on the two guys. She didn't expect them to go that far. 'I know it's all part of my plan.' She was sure of it. If not, oh boy....
Wanda opened her eyes slowly and looked at the two guys standing next to each other. "Okay, let me get this straight. You guys are naked, and you have no clue how you got like that, right?" She asked. "...Er, pretty much." Timmy said, turning red. "But I know that my ass hurts." Cosmo added. "...Anyway, from the looks of it, you two got a little frisky last night, which explains why all your clothes are over there." The pink fairy pointed at the foot of the bed where their clothes were on the floor, surrounded by all sorts of lubricants of different colors and sizes. "...And what is all this!?" She demanded, holding up a tube of edible strawberry gel.
"My my...how did that get there?" Timmy asked nervously, inching his way towards the pile. He picked up the clothes and kicked a pair of fuzzy handcuffs under the bed so Wanda wouldn't see it. "I wish all this stuff was gone." He chuckled nervously, looking at Cosmo. The green-haired bishounen gave him what seemed to be a look of annoyance but made it all disappear. "Later on!" Timmy whispered between clenched teeth as he passed by the fairy, covering himself with pillows as he made his way to the bathroom to get changed.
Wanda slumped in a chair, sighing. 'Don't kill them yet, don't kill them yet...' Just then, a cloud of smoke appeared in the middle of the room with a large bang. "Oh no!" She said, slapping her forehead in frustration. A large buff fairy wearing army camouflaged clothes stepped out of the smoke carrying a huge wand. "Where is your god kid and puny husband?" Jorgen Von Strangle demanded as usual. "Uh...they're over there, but I suggest not to yell at them just yet." She said. "Why not?" He demanded again.
"They're in the loo right now." "Together!?" Jorgen asked. "Uh, no...what I mean...that is..." Wanda stammered. "This is worse than I thought," The tall fairy said to himself. "Er...what?" She asked in confusion. "The otaku curse. Ever heard of it?" "...I heard a long time ago that it's supposed to be some evil curse...but I feel fine." Wanda said. "...But I don't know about those two." She grumbled, nodding at the bathroom. A wail suddenly sounded from the bathroom. "Look what you did! Now who do you think is going to clean it up, huh!?"
"One, not me, and two, with your tongue." A groan of frustration sounded from the bathroom. "...Fine! But next time you're sleeping on the floor if you make me do that again, Cosmo!" "Fine. Whatever." The two other fairies sweatdropped as the bathroom door opened, and out came Cosmo and Timmy fully dressed. "Oh, hi y'all." The green fairy said, wiping his mouth with a towel. The teen emerged with a totally red face. "...I'm not even going to ask." Jorgen said. "So what brings you here, oh mighty powerful one?' Cosmo asked sarcastically.
"You've been hit with the otaku curse, haven't you?" The larger fairy asked. "Yeah? So?" The green fairy stood almost as tall as Jorgen, if he didn't make himself seem large all the time that is. "Symptoms include things such as an attitude, the urge to hit people with hammers, and...yaoi." "Yaoi? Isn't that where some kind of relationship goes on between two guys or something?" Wanda asked. Jorgen looked at her. "It's contagious here." "Eh? What do you mean?" "...Your puny significant other and pink-hatted earth child..." Jorgen started. "...No way! They don't roll in that direction!" Wanda argued, totally forgetting about what she witnessed earlier. "...Mara did something to them! ...But is there a cure?"
"Mara the bishounen trainer!?" Jorgen asked with a whimper, ignoring what the pink fairy last said. "Huh? How do you know about her?" Wanda asked. The large fairy started sucking on his thumb like a baby. "She's the most evilest person known in Fairy World! She uses her evil anime powers to manipulate people for her evil uses!" "What? I haven't even heard about her when we were in Fairy World!" "...That's because you wasn't around at that time." Jorgen explained. "...Does she have a weakness?" "Weakness!? No, she doesn't! If she is here, I must get away quickly before she catches me with a butterfly net!"
The large fairy jumped up from his crouched position on the floor. He then disappeared into thin air. "Wait! You didn't even tell me how I can help!" Wanda yelled. Seeing that he already disappeared, she shook her fist at the spot where Jorgen vanished. "Darn you! ...Oh well, since he's not going to help us, I guess we're going to have to figure out a cure for all this." Wanda turned around. "So...what do we do now?" Cosmo asked. "We're going to Fairy World and pick up a few supplies." She answered. "Eh? What kind of supplies? Are you going to get more whipped cream? We're all out." "What? No, of course not! Get your own whipped cream!" Wanda snapped.
"And besides, it's your own fault you guys ate it all for dessert!" "...Dessert? What are you talking about?" Timmy asked innocently. "All I know is that it tastes good on Cosmo." Both guys let out a snort before they disappeared into thin air. Wanda thought about they said for a while before a vein popped out on her forehead. "...WHAT!? GET THE HELL BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SECRET TUB OF WHIPPED CREAM! THAT'S ONLY FOR ME, DAMN YOU!" She screamed, following them shortly. The pink fairy was so pissed that she didn't notice the fact that Mara threw a small transmitter on her wings. "Heh heh heh...my evil plan is going well." The bishounen trainer evilly thought.
Ch.6- You Wouldn't Want Jorgen Involved...
When Jorgen Von Strangle finds out about this little mishap on earth, he decides to go down himself and try to turn everything back to normal. But what he didn't count on finding there was Mara, a disgruntled Wanda, and the rapidly growing relationship between Cosmo and Timmy. (Much to their delight and dismay at the same time.)
As the sun hit the blinds and cast sunbeams on the carpeted floor of a certain teen's room, two screams broke the contented silence of the morning. Wanda immediately snapped her eyes open and threw an alarm clock out of the fishbowl. "WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!" She yelled. Hearing no yelps of pain from either of her two companions, she got up and appeared outside the bowl. "...Why aren't you guys saying ouch!?" She said, rubbing her eyes and stretching. As she put down her arms, her eyes bugged open.
"WHAT!?" Cosmo and Timmy were backed away from each other, giving each other looks of utter horror. Only a bed sheet covered both of them up to their waists. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!?" Timmy yelled, pointing at the green fairy. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DRAG ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU!?" Cosmo yelled at the same time, pointing at the teen. They were yanking on the sheet, trying to cover their selves up. "WHAT IS GOING ON!? AND WHY ARE YOU BOTH NAKED, DAMMIT!?" Wanda finally yelled at them, snapping them out of their shock at finding each other in bed.
"Eep!" They both squeaked at seeing the pink-haired fairy. "Well?!" Wanda demanded. They blushed, and hid their faces in the bed sheet. "I have no clue what happened last night...why don't you ask the naked man next to me!" Timmy yelled at Cosmo. "Shut up you little brat! You were the one who forced me to play Twister on the bed!" The green-haired fairy yelled back. "It's not my fault you took advantage of me!" Timmy snapped back. "I did not! You tempted yourself! I merely just looked away." The green fairy said. "Looked away? Ha!" Something suddenly came over them like a wave, and they blinked in confusion.
"Huh? Why are we fighting like an old married couple?" Cosmo asked, rubbing his forehead. "I don't know...what happened?" Timmy asked. Wanda closed her eyes and took a deep breath. 'Just only a stage...don't murder them yet...' In the meantime, Mara blew on her bowl of soup outside. "Good thing they only have anger relapses every few days..." She said, slurping the soup afterwards. The bishounen trainer had camped out in the tree last night to keep an eye on the two guys. She didn't expect them to go that far. 'I know it's all part of my plan.' She was sure of it. If not, oh boy....
Wanda opened her eyes slowly and looked at the two guys standing next to each other. "Okay, let me get this straight. You guys are naked, and you have no clue how you got like that, right?" She asked. "...Er, pretty much." Timmy said, turning red. "But I know that my ass hurts." Cosmo added. "...Anyway, from the looks of it, you two got a little frisky last night, which explains why all your clothes are over there." The pink fairy pointed at the foot of the bed where their clothes were on the floor, surrounded by all sorts of lubricants of different colors and sizes. "...And what is all this!?" She demanded, holding up a tube of edible strawberry gel.
"My my...how did that get there?" Timmy asked nervously, inching his way towards the pile. He picked up the clothes and kicked a pair of fuzzy handcuffs under the bed so Wanda wouldn't see it. "I wish all this stuff was gone." He chuckled nervously, looking at Cosmo. The green-haired bishounen gave him what seemed to be a look of annoyance but made it all disappear. "Later on!" Timmy whispered between clenched teeth as he passed by the fairy, covering himself with pillows as he made his way to the bathroom to get changed.
Wanda slumped in a chair, sighing. 'Don't kill them yet, don't kill them yet...' Just then, a cloud of smoke appeared in the middle of the room with a large bang. "Oh no!" She said, slapping her forehead in frustration. A large buff fairy wearing army camouflaged clothes stepped out of the smoke carrying a huge wand. "Where is your god kid and puny husband?" Jorgen Von Strangle demanded as usual. "Uh...they're over there, but I suggest not to yell at them just yet." She said. "Why not?" He demanded again.
"They're in the loo right now." "Together!?" Jorgen asked. "Uh, no...what I mean...that is..." Wanda stammered. "This is worse than I thought," The tall fairy said to himself. "Er...what?" She asked in confusion. "The otaku curse. Ever heard of it?" "...I heard a long time ago that it's supposed to be some evil curse...but I feel fine." Wanda said. "...But I don't know about those two." She grumbled, nodding at the bathroom. A wail suddenly sounded from the bathroom. "Look what you did! Now who do you think is going to clean it up, huh!?"
"One, not me, and two, with your tongue." A groan of frustration sounded from the bathroom. "...Fine! But next time you're sleeping on the floor if you make me do that again, Cosmo!" "Fine. Whatever." The two other fairies sweatdropped as the bathroom door opened, and out came Cosmo and Timmy fully dressed. "Oh, hi y'all." The green fairy said, wiping his mouth with a towel. The teen emerged with a totally red face. "...I'm not even going to ask." Jorgen said. "So what brings you here, oh mighty powerful one?' Cosmo asked sarcastically.
"You've been hit with the otaku curse, haven't you?" The larger fairy asked. "Yeah? So?" The green fairy stood almost as tall as Jorgen, if he didn't make himself seem large all the time that is. "Symptoms include things such as an attitude, the urge to hit people with hammers, and...yaoi." "Yaoi? Isn't that where some kind of relationship goes on between two guys or something?" Wanda asked. Jorgen looked at her. "It's contagious here." "Eh? What do you mean?" "...Your puny significant other and pink-hatted earth child..." Jorgen started. "...No way! They don't roll in that direction!" Wanda argued, totally forgetting about what she witnessed earlier. "...Mara did something to them! ...But is there a cure?"
"Mara the bishounen trainer!?" Jorgen asked with a whimper, ignoring what the pink fairy last said. "Huh? How do you know about her?" Wanda asked. The large fairy started sucking on his thumb like a baby. "She's the most evilest person known in Fairy World! She uses her evil anime powers to manipulate people for her evil uses!" "What? I haven't even heard about her when we were in Fairy World!" "...That's because you wasn't around at that time." Jorgen explained. "...Does she have a weakness?" "Weakness!? No, she doesn't! If she is here, I must get away quickly before she catches me with a butterfly net!"
The large fairy jumped up from his crouched position on the floor. He then disappeared into thin air. "Wait! You didn't even tell me how I can help!" Wanda yelled. Seeing that he already disappeared, she shook her fist at the spot where Jorgen vanished. "Darn you! ...Oh well, since he's not going to help us, I guess we're going to have to figure out a cure for all this." Wanda turned around. "So...what do we do now?" Cosmo asked. "We're going to Fairy World and pick up a few supplies." She answered. "Eh? What kind of supplies? Are you going to get more whipped cream? We're all out." "What? No, of course not! Get your own whipped cream!" Wanda snapped.
"And besides, it's your own fault you guys ate it all for dessert!" "...Dessert? What are you talking about?" Timmy asked innocently. "All I know is that it tastes good on Cosmo." Both guys let out a snort before they disappeared into thin air. Wanda thought about they said for a while before a vein popped out on her forehead. "...WHAT!? GET THE HELL BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SECRET TUB OF WHIPPED CREAM! THAT'S ONLY FOR ME, DAMN YOU!" She screamed, following them shortly. The pink fairy was so pissed that she didn't notice the fact that Mara threw a small transmitter on her wings. "Heh heh heh...my evil plan is going well." The bishounen trainer evilly thought.