Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.7-Mall Madness
When our favorite trio gets to Fairy World, they find out a couple of things they shouldn't know. And when chaos starts up in the mall, what will they do? Fight or run? (Includes several Suikoden cameo appearances!)
Wanda's mouth dropped open as they appeared at the entrance of Fairy World. "Oh hell no..." It seemed that because of the otaku curse, everything suddenly was anime. "Damn...this place is just screaming yaoi and yuri now." Cosmo commented, looking around. "I bet even Juandissimo is somewhere showing off his..." "No, evil thoughts!" Timmy squeezed his eyes shut and stuck his fingers in his ears. He hummed until he was sure Cosmo had shut up. When he unplugged his ears, Cosmo started up again. "...Stupid pretty boy! At least I don't measure myself against every other guy!" Timmy finally whacked Cosmo upside his head.
"Shut up!" After about a few more whacks, the green fairy closed his mouth. "Okay, so now that we're here, let's get the supplies and get out of here. I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen." Timmy said. "Like how?" Wanda asked. "Um...like that." Timmy pointed at a couple of scary looking robots going through the streets. The robots waved little flags with Mara on it. "...The hell!?" Cosmo finally said. "Oh no! Mara must've turned the whole world into anime!" Wanda said. "...Wait, if she did, then she should've taken over Fairy World." "She just influenced it, which is good." Timmy said.
"Bad influence, I say." Cosmo snorted. The trio made their way farther into the town nearby and found a mall. A few familiar fairy-like people were standing at the entrance. One was dressed in all blue, and the other was dressed in red. He was tugging at other's wings. "NO, never! I ain't going in there!" The blue-clad man said, trying his best to get away. "Come on! Shopping is fun, Miklotov!" The red guy said. "You're only saying that because Nanami is in there, Camus!" Miklotov yelled. "Oh, shut up and come with me." Camus said, dragging Miklotov inside the mall.
"...What a couple of weirdoes...over-dressed too." Wanda commented, entering the mall with Cosmo and Timmy. "...Holy crap!" Timmy's mouth dropped open as he surveyed the inside. It was just as large as the Mall of America and even bigger still. It seemed to extend beyond the horizon. "Like it? It's the biggest mall in Fairy World!" Wanda gushed. "Not to mention it's the ONLY mall here." Cosmo said, giving Wanda the evil eye. "She's been shopping here, oh for like the past two decades, and she still hasn't got all she wanted. I'm surprised that our castle hasn't overflowed with all that stuff." He added, ignoring the looks his wife gave him.
"...Oh YEAH!? Well about two of the rooms are filled with only you-know- what." Cosmo's eyes closed. "...I am not hearing this." He said. "You know not everybody can stock up that much and not use it." Wanda smirked. "Er...I'm saving it for emergency?" Cosmo asked. "...Go get your whipped cream before I kill you." Wanda pointed in the mall. "Yes, ma'am." He said meekly. "...What was Wanda talking about?" Timmy asked as they walked. "You wouldn't want to know." Cosmo muttered.
As the duo continued down the halls, they stopped by a store and got their stuff. "I think 3 cans are enough." Timmy said. "...How about one more?" Cosmo asked, tossing in one more whipped cream can into the basket. While they paid for it, the cashier guy looked at them. "Are you having some kind of apple pie party?" he asked. "Pie party? Well, yeah. It's one of those "pie parties." "...! You're sick, Cosmo!" Timmy said, blushing. "What! No I'm not! You're the one who's thinking nasty!" Cosmo shot back, blushing as well. They guy just sweatdropped and put their stuff into a bag. The duo was still arguing when they heard screams outside the store.
Quickly, they ran out with the bags. They saw several fairy shoppers duck out of the way and run as lasers were shot over their heads. "Damn, WATCH OUT! IT'S MALL MADNESS!" Cosmo shouted as he pushed Timmy to the side as a laser narrowly missed them. They saw the robots that were patrolling the halls earlier shooting around. "We have to stop them somehow! Quick! I wish for some kind of weapon to stop them!" Timmy yelled. Cosmo raised his wand and gave Timmy a bazooka gun. "Hey! What gives!?" Miklotov yelled, marching over to them. He snatched away the gun. "That's mine you took, thank you very much!" Timmy blinked, then looked at the green-haired fairy as the black-haired fairy stomped away.
"Did you take that guy's bazooka gun?" he asked. "I was too lazy to get it myself." Cosmo said. Timmy rolled his eyes. "Well, how about a robot- crushing machine?" "That, I can do." The wand glowed, and up came a tank with Timmy's face all over it. "Nice decals." He commented, jumping into the tank. "I aim to satisfy." Cosmo smirked, climbing to the top of it. "Ready to rock and roll?" "You bet." Timmy started up the tank, and drove in the direction of the robots. "Eat lead, you pansies!" They yelled, sending forth rockets and laser beams at them.
The robots shot back, avoiding some of the bullets. A laser beam from them collided into the tank. "Crap! Machine gun's down!" Cosmo yelled from the top. "Cut them into pieces then!" Cosmo obeyed, and extended his wand so that it resembled a lightsaber, only with a star on top. "Die, robots!" Cosmo yelled, flying towards them. The robots try to avoid it, but the green fairy slices through them, and several flashes of his lightsaber later, he touched the ground with his eyes closed in a battle stance very much like Mirai Trunks' when he fought Frieza's men. The robots drop to the ground and explode.
Timmy cheered as he runs up to Cosmo. "Wow! That was so cool! I didn't think you could do that!" The green fairy gave a victory sign. "I might act stupid, but I definitely don't fight stupid." He grinned. Miklotov and his buddy Camus came running up. "Hey dude! Um...something's happened to your wife." They turned. They saw Wanda all stone like as she stares at something in her hand a few feet away. "...Dammit." Cosmo said, smacking his hand to his face in frustration.
"What?" Timmy asked. "I totally forgot to hide my toys when I bought them with the whipped cream." He said. "Toys?" The teen asked with a confused look on his face. The pink fairy hears them and slowly molts off her stone- like shell. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" She screamed, showing off what looked to be a chained collar, and a whip. She then took out a hammer out of nowhere and started wielding it around menacingly and chased after her two male companions. "AAAHH!" They screaming, running to avoid her. The trio didn't know someone was watching them from far away. "...What a strange little group." They commented to themselves.
Ch.7-Mall Madness
When our favorite trio gets to Fairy World, they find out a couple of things they shouldn't know. And when chaos starts up in the mall, what will they do? Fight or run? (Includes several Suikoden cameo appearances!)
Wanda's mouth dropped open as they appeared at the entrance of Fairy World. "Oh hell no..." It seemed that because of the otaku curse, everything suddenly was anime. "Damn...this place is just screaming yaoi and yuri now." Cosmo commented, looking around. "I bet even Juandissimo is somewhere showing off his..." "No, evil thoughts!" Timmy squeezed his eyes shut and stuck his fingers in his ears. He hummed until he was sure Cosmo had shut up. When he unplugged his ears, Cosmo started up again. "...Stupid pretty boy! At least I don't measure myself against every other guy!" Timmy finally whacked Cosmo upside his head.
"Shut up!" After about a few more whacks, the green fairy closed his mouth. "Okay, so now that we're here, let's get the supplies and get out of here. I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen." Timmy said. "Like how?" Wanda asked. "Um...like that." Timmy pointed at a couple of scary looking robots going through the streets. The robots waved little flags with Mara on it. "...The hell!?" Cosmo finally said. "Oh no! Mara must've turned the whole world into anime!" Wanda said. "...Wait, if she did, then she should've taken over Fairy World." "She just influenced it, which is good." Timmy said.
"Bad influence, I say." Cosmo snorted. The trio made their way farther into the town nearby and found a mall. A few familiar fairy-like people were standing at the entrance. One was dressed in all blue, and the other was dressed in red. He was tugging at other's wings. "NO, never! I ain't going in there!" The blue-clad man said, trying his best to get away. "Come on! Shopping is fun, Miklotov!" The red guy said. "You're only saying that because Nanami is in there, Camus!" Miklotov yelled. "Oh, shut up and come with me." Camus said, dragging Miklotov inside the mall.
"...What a couple of weirdoes...over-dressed too." Wanda commented, entering the mall with Cosmo and Timmy. "...Holy crap!" Timmy's mouth dropped open as he surveyed the inside. It was just as large as the Mall of America and even bigger still. It seemed to extend beyond the horizon. "Like it? It's the biggest mall in Fairy World!" Wanda gushed. "Not to mention it's the ONLY mall here." Cosmo said, giving Wanda the evil eye. "She's been shopping here, oh for like the past two decades, and she still hasn't got all she wanted. I'm surprised that our castle hasn't overflowed with all that stuff." He added, ignoring the looks his wife gave him.
"...Oh YEAH!? Well about two of the rooms are filled with only you-know- what." Cosmo's eyes closed. "...I am not hearing this." He said. "You know not everybody can stock up that much and not use it." Wanda smirked. "Er...I'm saving it for emergency?" Cosmo asked. "...Go get your whipped cream before I kill you." Wanda pointed in the mall. "Yes, ma'am." He said meekly. "...What was Wanda talking about?" Timmy asked as they walked. "You wouldn't want to know." Cosmo muttered.
As the duo continued down the halls, they stopped by a store and got their stuff. "I think 3 cans are enough." Timmy said. "...How about one more?" Cosmo asked, tossing in one more whipped cream can into the basket. While they paid for it, the cashier guy looked at them. "Are you having some kind of apple pie party?" he asked. "Pie party? Well, yeah. It's one of those "pie parties." "...! You're sick, Cosmo!" Timmy said, blushing. "What! No I'm not! You're the one who's thinking nasty!" Cosmo shot back, blushing as well. They guy just sweatdropped and put their stuff into a bag. The duo was still arguing when they heard screams outside the store.
Quickly, they ran out with the bags. They saw several fairy shoppers duck out of the way and run as lasers were shot over their heads. "Damn, WATCH OUT! IT'S MALL MADNESS!" Cosmo shouted as he pushed Timmy to the side as a laser narrowly missed them. They saw the robots that were patrolling the halls earlier shooting around. "We have to stop them somehow! Quick! I wish for some kind of weapon to stop them!" Timmy yelled. Cosmo raised his wand and gave Timmy a bazooka gun. "Hey! What gives!?" Miklotov yelled, marching over to them. He snatched away the gun. "That's mine you took, thank you very much!" Timmy blinked, then looked at the green-haired fairy as the black-haired fairy stomped away.
"Did you take that guy's bazooka gun?" he asked. "I was too lazy to get it myself." Cosmo said. Timmy rolled his eyes. "Well, how about a robot- crushing machine?" "That, I can do." The wand glowed, and up came a tank with Timmy's face all over it. "Nice decals." He commented, jumping into the tank. "I aim to satisfy." Cosmo smirked, climbing to the top of it. "Ready to rock and roll?" "You bet." Timmy started up the tank, and drove in the direction of the robots. "Eat lead, you pansies!" They yelled, sending forth rockets and laser beams at them.
The robots shot back, avoiding some of the bullets. A laser beam from them collided into the tank. "Crap! Machine gun's down!" Cosmo yelled from the top. "Cut them into pieces then!" Cosmo obeyed, and extended his wand so that it resembled a lightsaber, only with a star on top. "Die, robots!" Cosmo yelled, flying towards them. The robots try to avoid it, but the green fairy slices through them, and several flashes of his lightsaber later, he touched the ground with his eyes closed in a battle stance very much like Mirai Trunks' when he fought Frieza's men. The robots drop to the ground and explode.
Timmy cheered as he runs up to Cosmo. "Wow! That was so cool! I didn't think you could do that!" The green fairy gave a victory sign. "I might act stupid, but I definitely don't fight stupid." He grinned. Miklotov and his buddy Camus came running up. "Hey dude! Um...something's happened to your wife." They turned. They saw Wanda all stone like as she stares at something in her hand a few feet away. "...Dammit." Cosmo said, smacking his hand to his face in frustration.
"What?" Timmy asked. "I totally forgot to hide my toys when I bought them with the whipped cream." He said. "Toys?" The teen asked with a confused look on his face. The pink fairy hears them and slowly molts off her stone- like shell. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" She screamed, showing off what looked to be a chained collar, and a whip. She then took out a hammer out of nowhere and started wielding it around menacingly and chased after her two male companions. "AAAHH!" They screaming, running to avoid her. The trio didn't know someone was watching them from far away. "...What a strange little group." They commented to themselves.