Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.9- The Strange And Utterly Pointless Commercial Break
When our favorite cast takes a break to lounge around for a bit and to get their sanity back, Timmy and Cosmo are nowhere to be found in the break room. Wanda gets up the nerve and stomach to search for them in the studio, shuddering every so often.
"Okay, and its break time!" The director said, waving at her crew to pause filming. Cosmo and Wanda let out sighs of relief as they walked away from the bedroom studio set to a break room. The green-haired fairy flopped onto a couch and picked up a bottle of water, opening it. "Man, now I know I'm going to have nightmares." Cosmo said, drinking it. Wanda sat next to him, munching on a croissant. "Well I think its funny, sweetie...besides, we agreed with the director that we would do this for fun." She smiled. "...Yeah, sure...not to mention ripping up my reputation while she's doing so!" Cosmo yelled, shaking his fist.
"Quiet...she'll hear you!" Wanda said. "I think that's the point, Wanda." Cosmo muttered. The director stopped by the break room with Timmy. "Hey guys...how are you?" She asked. "Oh we're fine..." The pink-haired fairy elbowed her husband who was making gagging noises from the couch. "...Especially Cosmo." The bishounen put on a fake smile and nodded when actually he was really pissed and planning evil thoughts on how to mutilate the director. "Yep...I'm all cool...not." He muttered under his breath. The director didn't notice and put on a happy grin, facing the others. "Well, since you guys got about a hour to lounge around and do whatever you want, I'll be in my trailer so I'll tell you when it's time, okay?"
Timmy and Wanda nodded, warily watching Cosmo about to stab the director with his pointy end of his wand. "Did you hear me, Cosmo?" The green-eyed hottie stuck his wand behind his back as the director turned. He put on an innocent smile. "Yes, ma'am." He said happily with a hint of sarcasm. "Good! Well, see you all in an hour!" The director left, leaving the cast alone. As soon as the door closed, Cosmo started growling under his breath. "Dammit! Just a few more seconds..." "Just leave the director alone, Cosmo...if you kill her, we can't bring her back to life." Timmy said. "Actually, we can." Wanda said. "That's why they always kill off Kenny on South Park. They always have some crazy plot to bring him back." CRASH!!
"...What the bloody hell?" Cosmo asked. They opened the door and stuck their heads out. A few burly men had accidentally dropped a wall prop, and it shattered on the ground. "You guys! You broke the fourth wall! Now what are we gonna use for the next set!?" Someone else said, shaking his or her head. "Sorry!" The men said. "Oh great..." Cosmo mumbled. "So...what do we do for the next hour?" Timmy asked, closing the door. "I say..." Wanda started. "...Twister?" The green fairy said. "...NO!" His wife screamed, making him cringe. "Okay, fine...don't have fun. I understand." Cosmo said, scooting away from Wanda and sitting next to Timmy, who was sweatdropping at his antics.
"Wanna play Twister?" He asked the teenager. Timmy just slowly scooted away from Cosmo to the other side of the couch. "...Um...no." He said. The green fairy sat with a pout on his face. "Why doesn't anyone want to play with me!?" He wailed. "...Shut up...your whining is giving me a headache." Wanda said, rubbing her temples. "...Fine." Cosmo shut his mouth and glared at the wall next to him. As minutes passed, the silence between all three of them grew to a point where Wanda was about to go insane. "...GAH, I can't stand it anymore! I have to go eat chocolate!" She then ran out, leaving Timmy and Cosmo...alone.
The teenager and his fairy godfather fidgeted nervously as they looked around the room, trying to find something fascinating to try and avoid looking at each other. They weren't very successful, and as soon as they caught the other's gaze, they turned red. "Er...um...nice weather we're having, eh?" Timmy chuckled nervously. "Uh huh..." Cosmo mumbled, trying to cover up his red face. "What kind of insanity do you think the director's going to have for us? I know she's just making this up as we go." At that point the director's voice was heard from outside. "Hey! No I'm not!"
"I don't know...maybe something everyone can enjoy?" Cosmo asked. "And when I mean by that I mean everyone...even little kids." "Hm...I hope so." Timmy said, looking at his shoes. "But then it wouldn't be fun!" The director screamed from outside as she passed by the door and went away. Another moment of silence passed between them. "...We still got 50 minutes left." The teen said, looking at his watch. "...I don't think we can last that long doing nothing." Cosmo said. The teenager nodded in agreement. "You're right...I think I will play Twister with you." "Great...do you want to go first?" he asked, bringing out the game from under the couch.
"Sure...and make it really hard for me to reach." They spread out the mat and started playing. But by the fourth turn, both of them were all tied up with each other's arms and legs. They couldn't move at all. "...When I meant really hard, I didn't mean for us to be all twisted up." Timmy said dully. "Well excuse me YOUR majesty." Cosmo said sarcastically. They tried to move, but it only made it worse. Now they were twisted, and their faces were really close to each other's. "...Can you please move your face away from mine?" Timmy asked. The green fairy growled. "If you would just unwrap your legs from mine, I'll be able to!"
Timmy growled back at him. "Hey! You're the one who is on top of me! I'm in crab walk position!" "Shut up! Then you shouldn't have moved to left foot green!" Cosmo said. "..." They stared at each other, studying one another. "...What's the point of arguing over some stupid game?" Timmy asked. "...It's stupid!" The green fairy shrugged his shoulders, or at least tried to. "Yeah, you're right..." Another awkward silence fell between them for a few seconds. "...Aw screw it..." They collapsed onto the Twister mat and started kissing.
Wnada sighed in pleasure as she walked back to the room, munching on a bar of chocolate she got from a vending machine down the hall. It took her several tries of counting to ten before she finally whipped out her wand and started beating up the machine because her candy got stuck. So now she was happy, and everyone else in the studio was safe from her wrath. She opened the break room door, and her mouth dropped open at what she saw. The room was empty, just only a Twister mat on the floor. "...Oh crap...I left them alone." She groaned, slapping her face in frustration. She stuck the rest of the chocolate in her mouth and stomped down the hall.
"Cosmo! Timmy! Where the hell are you two!?" She yelled, searching the studio rooms. The studio crew slowly inched away from the angry pink fairy as she passed by them. "...Does anyone know where those two are!?" She finally screamed. Not getting an answer, she stomped towards the other side of the studio, just missing Cosmo and Timmy as they quietly emerged from the laundry room with messy hair and clothes half sagging off their shoulders, kissing passionately against the wall. "...You are good." Timmy said as he finally pulled away. "I didn't think I'd get pleasure from pain." Cosmo winked. "Let's just say you won't be sitting down for a while. I know that I won't...you made my ass hurt like hell."
They leaned in again, when Wanda spotted them about a half-turn away from her original spot. She screamed, and charged at them in anger. "WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO WHILE I WAS GONE!?" "...Um...uh...laundry?" The bishounen looked at each other and nodded. "Run away!" The two guys ran off before Wanda could catch them. As they ran through the halls, the director emerged from her trailer and they ran into each other. "Ouch! What the!?" Cosmo grabbed the director and dragged her into the closest room. Which happened to be the janitor's closet. "What are you doing you guys!? And why are your clothes halfway off?!" She demanded, prying the fairy's hand from off her mouth.
"...Shh...we're hiding from Wanda." He said. "Hiding? What did you guys do now?" "...They disappeared and did something in the laundry room!" Wanda yelled, opening up the closet. Cosmo and Timmy let out yelps of fear and tried to back away. "What!?" The director demanded. "...Nothing." Timmy said, nudging Cosmo who also nodded. "Wanda's just kind of overreacting right now. She thinks we did something, but we didn't. She ate too much chocolate, and it's doing the talking." "Too much!? I only had a bite! And I know you weren't doing laundry in there!" She yelled. "See what I mean?" Cosmo asked. Wanda had a sour look on her face as she looked at him. "...You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"...You guys aren't making any sense at all...." The director sighed, walked out of the closet. "Anyway, show's gonna start in ten minutes...so you can solve your problems later...don't be late now." "...Oh I know I won't...but I don't know about these two..." Wanda said, eyeing them evilly. "Uh oh..." Sounds of pummeling and yelps of pain could be heard from every side of the studio as Wanda beat the crap out of them with her extra large mallet.
So what did you think? Please R&R! In the next chapter, when Timmy and Trixie are out on their date, our favorite alien Mark Chang from Yugopotamia drops by for a visit! Will he ever get Vicky to go with him? Will Crocker and Mara get out of detention without actually getting caught by Waxaplax this time? And are Cosmo and Timmy going to go all the way in their really strange relationship? All these questions answered and more, on Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime! Whee!
Ch.9- The Strange And Utterly Pointless Commercial Break
When our favorite cast takes a break to lounge around for a bit and to get their sanity back, Timmy and Cosmo are nowhere to be found in the break room. Wanda gets up the nerve and stomach to search for them in the studio, shuddering every so often.
"Okay, and its break time!" The director said, waving at her crew to pause filming. Cosmo and Wanda let out sighs of relief as they walked away from the bedroom studio set to a break room. The green-haired fairy flopped onto a couch and picked up a bottle of water, opening it. "Man, now I know I'm going to have nightmares." Cosmo said, drinking it. Wanda sat next to him, munching on a croissant. "Well I think its funny, sweetie...besides, we agreed with the director that we would do this for fun." She smiled. "...Yeah, sure...not to mention ripping up my reputation while she's doing so!" Cosmo yelled, shaking his fist.
"Quiet...she'll hear you!" Wanda said. "I think that's the point, Wanda." Cosmo muttered. The director stopped by the break room with Timmy. "Hey guys...how are you?" She asked. "Oh we're fine..." The pink-haired fairy elbowed her husband who was making gagging noises from the couch. "...Especially Cosmo." The bishounen put on a fake smile and nodded when actually he was really pissed and planning evil thoughts on how to mutilate the director. "Yep...I'm all cool...not." He muttered under his breath. The director didn't notice and put on a happy grin, facing the others. "Well, since you guys got about a hour to lounge around and do whatever you want, I'll be in my trailer so I'll tell you when it's time, okay?"
Timmy and Wanda nodded, warily watching Cosmo about to stab the director with his pointy end of his wand. "Did you hear me, Cosmo?" The green-eyed hottie stuck his wand behind his back as the director turned. He put on an innocent smile. "Yes, ma'am." He said happily with a hint of sarcasm. "Good! Well, see you all in an hour!" The director left, leaving the cast alone. As soon as the door closed, Cosmo started growling under his breath. "Dammit! Just a few more seconds..." "Just leave the director alone, Cosmo...if you kill her, we can't bring her back to life." Timmy said. "Actually, we can." Wanda said. "That's why they always kill off Kenny on South Park. They always have some crazy plot to bring him back." CRASH!!
"...What the bloody hell?" Cosmo asked. They opened the door and stuck their heads out. A few burly men had accidentally dropped a wall prop, and it shattered on the ground. "You guys! You broke the fourth wall! Now what are we gonna use for the next set!?" Someone else said, shaking his or her head. "Sorry!" The men said. "Oh great..." Cosmo mumbled. "So...what do we do for the next hour?" Timmy asked, closing the door. "I say..." Wanda started. "...Twister?" The green fairy said. "...NO!" His wife screamed, making him cringe. "Okay, fine...don't have fun. I understand." Cosmo said, scooting away from Wanda and sitting next to Timmy, who was sweatdropping at his antics.
"Wanna play Twister?" He asked the teenager. Timmy just slowly scooted away from Cosmo to the other side of the couch. "...Um...no." He said. The green fairy sat with a pout on his face. "Why doesn't anyone want to play with me!?" He wailed. "...Shut up...your whining is giving me a headache." Wanda said, rubbing her temples. "...Fine." Cosmo shut his mouth and glared at the wall next to him. As minutes passed, the silence between all three of them grew to a point where Wanda was about to go insane. "...GAH, I can't stand it anymore! I have to go eat chocolate!" She then ran out, leaving Timmy and Cosmo...alone.
The teenager and his fairy godfather fidgeted nervously as they looked around the room, trying to find something fascinating to try and avoid looking at each other. They weren't very successful, and as soon as they caught the other's gaze, they turned red. "Er...um...nice weather we're having, eh?" Timmy chuckled nervously. "Uh huh..." Cosmo mumbled, trying to cover up his red face. "What kind of insanity do you think the director's going to have for us? I know she's just making this up as we go." At that point the director's voice was heard from outside. "Hey! No I'm not!"
"I don't know...maybe something everyone can enjoy?" Cosmo asked. "And when I mean by that I mean everyone...even little kids." "Hm...I hope so." Timmy said, looking at his shoes. "But then it wouldn't be fun!" The director screamed from outside as she passed by the door and went away. Another moment of silence passed between them. "...We still got 50 minutes left." The teen said, looking at his watch. "...I don't think we can last that long doing nothing." Cosmo said. The teenager nodded in agreement. "You're right...I think I will play Twister with you." "Great...do you want to go first?" he asked, bringing out the game from under the couch.
"Sure...and make it really hard for me to reach." They spread out the mat and started playing. But by the fourth turn, both of them were all tied up with each other's arms and legs. They couldn't move at all. "...When I meant really hard, I didn't mean for us to be all twisted up." Timmy said dully. "Well excuse me YOUR majesty." Cosmo said sarcastically. They tried to move, but it only made it worse. Now they were twisted, and their faces were really close to each other's. "...Can you please move your face away from mine?" Timmy asked. The green fairy growled. "If you would just unwrap your legs from mine, I'll be able to!"
Timmy growled back at him. "Hey! You're the one who is on top of me! I'm in crab walk position!" "Shut up! Then you shouldn't have moved to left foot green!" Cosmo said. "..." They stared at each other, studying one another. "...What's the point of arguing over some stupid game?" Timmy asked. "...It's stupid!" The green fairy shrugged his shoulders, or at least tried to. "Yeah, you're right..." Another awkward silence fell between them for a few seconds. "...Aw screw it..." They collapsed onto the Twister mat and started kissing.
Wnada sighed in pleasure as she walked back to the room, munching on a bar of chocolate she got from a vending machine down the hall. It took her several tries of counting to ten before she finally whipped out her wand and started beating up the machine because her candy got stuck. So now she was happy, and everyone else in the studio was safe from her wrath. She opened the break room door, and her mouth dropped open at what she saw. The room was empty, just only a Twister mat on the floor. "...Oh crap...I left them alone." She groaned, slapping her face in frustration. She stuck the rest of the chocolate in her mouth and stomped down the hall.
"Cosmo! Timmy! Where the hell are you two!?" She yelled, searching the studio rooms. The studio crew slowly inched away from the angry pink fairy as she passed by them. "...Does anyone know where those two are!?" She finally screamed. Not getting an answer, she stomped towards the other side of the studio, just missing Cosmo and Timmy as they quietly emerged from the laundry room with messy hair and clothes half sagging off their shoulders, kissing passionately against the wall. "...You are good." Timmy said as he finally pulled away. "I didn't think I'd get pleasure from pain." Cosmo winked. "Let's just say you won't be sitting down for a while. I know that I won't...you made my ass hurt like hell."
They leaned in again, when Wanda spotted them about a half-turn away from her original spot. She screamed, and charged at them in anger. "WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO WHILE I WAS GONE!?" "...Um...uh...laundry?" The bishounen looked at each other and nodded. "Run away!" The two guys ran off before Wanda could catch them. As they ran through the halls, the director emerged from her trailer and they ran into each other. "Ouch! What the!?" Cosmo grabbed the director and dragged her into the closest room. Which happened to be the janitor's closet. "What are you doing you guys!? And why are your clothes halfway off?!" She demanded, prying the fairy's hand from off her mouth.
"...Shh...we're hiding from Wanda." He said. "Hiding? What did you guys do now?" "...They disappeared and did something in the laundry room!" Wanda yelled, opening up the closet. Cosmo and Timmy let out yelps of fear and tried to back away. "What!?" The director demanded. "...Nothing." Timmy said, nudging Cosmo who also nodded. "Wanda's just kind of overreacting right now. She thinks we did something, but we didn't. She ate too much chocolate, and it's doing the talking." "Too much!? I only had a bite! And I know you weren't doing laundry in there!" She yelled. "See what I mean?" Cosmo asked. Wanda had a sour look on her face as she looked at him. "...You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"...You guys aren't making any sense at all...." The director sighed, walked out of the closet. "Anyway, show's gonna start in ten minutes...so you can solve your problems later...don't be late now." "...Oh I know I won't...but I don't know about these two..." Wanda said, eyeing them evilly. "Uh oh..." Sounds of pummeling and yelps of pain could be heard from every side of the studio as Wanda beat the crap out of them with her extra large mallet.
So what did you think? Please R&R! In the next chapter, when Timmy and Trixie are out on their date, our favorite alien Mark Chang from Yugopotamia drops by for a visit! Will he ever get Vicky to go with him? Will Crocker and Mara get out of detention without actually getting caught by Waxaplax this time? And are Cosmo and Timmy going to go all the way in their really strange relationship? All these questions answered and more, on Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime! Whee!