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Ch.10- The Return of The Evil Giggle-Pies
During Timmy and Trixie's date at the Dimmsdale aquarium, Mark Chang returns for help once again as the evil Giggle-pies return to Yugopotamia to wreak even more havoc on the poor defenseless Yugopotamians. This time they're stronger and more evil. Can Timmy save the planet once again?
Mark Chang grew bored as he walked around the Yugopotamian palace. It had been six years since he had saw Vicky. He looked at the picture of his love and perked up. "Well, it should be time for me to pick up my evil Earth babe once again." He started to press a button on his suit, but then his parents called him before he could. "Mark! Breakfast!" Mark quickly ran towards the palace. At least he should eat before he left for Earth. "Hello Mother, hello Father. What disgusting thing have you made on this hideously ugly Yugopotamian morning?" He greeted as he sat at the breakfast table.
"Why, something that is not Invader O's this time." The queen said, bringing out another box of cereal. "Asteroid Flakes? All right, my favorite!" Mark said happily. As the cereal was poured into his bowl, something came out. "...OH NO!!!" Mark and his parents started screaming and running around the table as a Giggle-Pie started laughing evilly. Screams could be heard from every other house on the planet as other Yugopotamians found the evil bunnies.
The evil Giggle-Pies laughed and danced around Mark back in the palace. "We want to play with you! I hope we don't give you the loop!" Mark screamed and ran into his spaceship that was randomly placed before the evil Giggle- Pies could get him. "Oh no! They have like, returned to wreak havoc on my planet again! I must get the greatest warrior in the universe to help once again!" With that said, he started up the engine, and quickly flew towards planet Earth.
In the meantime, Timmy and Trixie were on their date at the Dimmsdale aquarium. "Oh, how cute!" Trixie gushed as she watched several rainbow fish swim by her in the tank. Timmy smiled, holding her close as they watched the fish. "Where did you learn how to fight, Trixie?" He asked, remembering the catfight outside his house. "Oh, here and there." She said. "Really? Wow! Maybe you can teach me something?" He asked. Trixie laughed. "Well of course! I have nothing to do over the weekend anyway." "Oh Trixie..." Timmy sighed as hearts appeared in his eyes. "Hee hee...Timmy..." They were about to lean in and kiss, but the suddenly, a spaceship crashed into the roof.
"Hey, what's up dude!?" Mark greeted as he came out of his spaceship. "Mark!? What are you doing here?" Timmy asked, his mouth dropping open. "Well, as usual I would ask for Vicky, but right now I've got a big problem, Great Warrior!" He said. "Eh? Like what?" "...The evil Giggle-Pies have returned!" Mark said in fear. "What!? But I thought we got rid of all those!" Timmy said. "Well we did, but more have appeared, and this time they're not made out of delicious manure!" "...If they're not, then how are we gonna defeat them this time!?" Timmy asked. "I think we should go to Yugopotamia and find out." Wanda suggested. "I'll say! If they're not made of manure, then I think they should be edible." Cosmo said, earning a whack to the head with a mallet.
"Timmy, what's going on? Who's that weird guy in the alien costume?" Trixie asked. "He's my friend Mark Chang from Yugo...I mean Europe." Timmy explained. "Really? What's France like, Mark?" She asked. "Er...like I don't know...evil?" Mark suggested. "...Hm...I always knew those French people were kind of self-centered...oh well! So are you taking my boyfriend and his randomly appeared pink and green dogs with you to France?" "Er...yeah...sure." "Take me with you then!" She smiled. "I can't." Mark said. "Why not?" She demanded. "Er...um..." Timmy nudged mark in the gut and nodded towards his watch. "...Oh yeah!"
Mark quickly took out a spray can and sprayed it in Trixie's face. She immediately fell asleep with Timmy catching her in his arms. "Don't worry, she'll wake up in a few hours. In the meantime you should like, be getting her home so she'll think this is all a dream, and like, other stuff that you humans do." Mark said. Timmy nodded, and turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "I wish Trixie would appear at home sleeping on the porch swing." Cosmo and Wanda's wands glowed, and the girl disappeared. They then waved their wands over Timmy, and he changed into his Crash Nebula suit.
"Aren't you coming, Mark?" Timmy asked. "Oh yeah, I will..." he said. But suddenly Vicky came along, and Mark's face broke into a grin. "...Later, dude!" he then ran after Vicky. The trio shrugged, and they got into the spaceship provided for them, and blasted off. Within a few minutes they landed on Yugopotamia, and they cautiously walked out. "Stay on guard you guys." Timmy ordered. "Who knows what evilness appears this time." They walked through the seemingly endless fluffy land with their eyes peeled open for anything suspicious.
"...Weird..." Cosmo muttered. "What?" Timmy asked. "I had this sudden urge to grab your ass every time my eyes lay on you in that costume." Feeling his face turn hot again, he squeezed his eyes shut. "Damn it! There it goes again..." "Shh! Someone's coming!" Wanda whispered, and they ducked behind a heart-shaped rock. Small units of Giggle-Pies holding ray guns were herding along a group of Yugopotamians towards the palace. "Oh great...not those little bastards again..." Cosmo muttered. "Why won't they die!?" They watched as they entered the palace, and seeing that nobody was around, sneaked their way towards it. The trio was almost home free when suddenly a Giggle- Pie saw them and raised the alarm.
Immediately the evil aliens surrounded them. "Aw crap..." Timmy grumbled as he held his hands up. "Well here they are, the heroes from last time!" Tinky (or whatever his name was) smirked. "With our powers to manipulate victims with our uber-cuteness, we'll take over your minds for our evil plans! Muahahahahaha!" "Oh ho...now you're just looking for an ass kicking now." Cosmo said. "...Y'all are just off rhyming there." Timmy said. "Be quiet, human! Prepare to feel the power of evil!" They then opened their eyes and started staring at them. "No! Must...not...look!" The teen cringed. A few minutes passed, and nothing happened. Timmy opened his eyes with a confused look on his face.
Cosmo smirked as he stood over the Giggle-Pies. "Blast! Why isn't our uber- cuteness affecting you!?" The Giggle-Pies demanded as they glared at him. "...I'd have to say that since I'm more cuter than all of you little freaks put together, it doesn't affect me at all." He said. The Giggle-Pies growled and turned into evil red monsters before they returned to normal. "Fine, then we'll just have to kill you and your companions too, won't we?" They asked. "Bring it on!" Cosmo laughed. "Glad to!" All of them whipped out a bazooka gun and aimed it at the fairy with evil smirks on their faces. Cosmo stopped laughing and paled as found himself staring down several barrels. "Oh crap..."
"RUN!!" Timmy yelled, and the trio ran for their lives as the evil bunnies started shooting missiles at them. They screamed in horror but managed to dive behind another heart-shaped rock and avoid a missile. "Come out, come out, we want to play! Please don't rude we have all day!" The Giggle-Pies giggled dementedly as they looked around. "NOW they start rhyming!?" Wanda demanded. "...Why aren't they made out of manure anymore!?" Timmy asked. "How the hell am I supposed to know?" Cosmo said. Suddenly, the Giggle-Pies found them, grinning evilly. The trio screamed once again before they ran once again.
Wanda found a good hiding place but couldn't find Cosmo or Timmy. "Where are you guys!?" She yelled. It seemed that Timmy and Cosmo had tripped over one another while running and was sprawled on top of each other as they hit the ground. "Ow! Your big feet got in my way!" Timmy grumbled as he rubbed his head. "Hey! You're the one who didn't watch out for that rock!" Cosmo retorted from under him. The evil bunnies stopped and cringed as they saw them. "Eh?" Wanda said, noticing it. "They've never done that before..." And with a few quick calculations, she figured out what their weakness was.
"Cosmo! Timmy! Even though I'm going to have nightmares after this, I want you to..." Wanda let out a deep breath and cringed a bit. "...Kiss and fondle each other!" "...What did you say? We can't hear you over the growling and drooling of the monsters who are about to kill us!" They yelled. Wanda face- faulted and popped her head over the rock. "SCREW EACH OTHER UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE, DAMN YOU! THERE! IS THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU DEAF PEOPLE!?" She yelled. Cosmo and Timmy looked at each other and shrugged. "Ah, what the hell..." The Giggle-Pies screamed and covered their eyes as Cosmo and Timmy started kissing. "NOOO!! EVIL!"
The two bishounen rolled their eyes and kissed deeper, letting their tongues dance in each other's mouth. Wanda squeezed her eyes shut and plugged her ears as she started hearing a few moans coming from her companions. "LALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear anything!" She sang, and turned around so the evilness wouldn't get to her either. Cosmo sat up and managed to get the upper hand as he pushed Timmy down on his back. The Giggle-Pies' started paling before some of them passed out. The teen groaned slowly as the older bishounen moved his lips and started kissing his neck. "He's got pretty skin...doesn't he?" He whispered, causing them to freak out.
He looked down in surprise as he saw the teen's hand snapped up and gripped his thigh, then slid up. "Don't even think about it!" Cosmo smirked, slapping the offending hand away with a chuckle. "At least not yet anyway." Wanda started humming louder in case things got a bit more...steamy. "NO!!! STOP IT NOW!!" The Giggle-Pies screamed once again. "Stop what?" Cosmo asked, lifting up the teen's shirt. "This?" "YES!!!" "...Did you say keep going? Okay!" The green fairy moved his head down and started teasing Timmy's chest with his tongue. "Ooh...he tastes good." Cosmo snickered, giving the aliens an evil look. More Giggle-Pies passed out, and some just looked plain sick.
"...More..." Timmy moaned, lifting himself on his elbows before the green- haired man shoved him back on the ground. "Ah ah...I still have lots more to do to corrupt these little freaks." He purred, running his hands all over his body. Timmy's cheeks had flushed until he suddenly sat up and grabbed Cosmo by his necktie. "Just shut up and kiss me!" He growled, crushing his lips to his. "Right...whatever." As quickly as they could they threw off their shirts, grinding their bodies against each other's and moaning in pleasure. The Giggle-Pies screamed once again before their heads finally got screwed up. At the same time all their heads exploded, causing an explosion to fling all three of them in the direction of the palace screaming.
The king and queen looked shocked to see Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda crash through the place roof and landing at their feet...err...tentacles really. Timmy jumped up and dramatically pointed a finger into the air. "Have no fear! The greatest warrior in the universe is here!" he sang. "Oh no! They've gotten to you too! The universe is doomed!" The king wailed. "What? No, of course not! I just..." The teen started before Cosmo took a shovel and whacked Timmy in the head. "No! We...have...to...get...the...rhyming...out!" He said, whacking him with every word. "...NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME YOU ASS!" Timmy yelled, knocking the fairy into the stratosphere.
"Did you defeat them?" The queen asked from behind her husband. "Er, yeah...pretty much." Wanda said. "But how? They weren't made out of manure this time!" She cried. "We found other ways." The pink fairy said, slightly wincing at the thought. "Oh, can we know the secret in case they return?" The king asked. "Er..." Timmy finished for Wanda as he said, "Yaoi is their weakness...so make a shield out of doujinshi to put up around whenever there is danger." "Really? Wow...I never thought of that." The Yugopotamian king said. He turned back to the teenager with a big smile on his face. "...In helping us defeat the threat great warrior Timmy Turner, you shall now be named honorary Yugopotamian!" The aliens cheered and clapped, but suddenly they heard a rumbling under them.
"What the!?" Before they knew it, a big gigantic Giggle-Pie burst through the floor dramatically and roared over them. "COME PLAY WITH ME!" Everyone screamed and ran for cover except for Timmy and Wanda. "They have a gigantic one!?" He asked. "Looks like it..." she murmured. The teen looked around and realized Cosmo still hadn't come back from his trip in the atmosphere. "Damn...of all times to do that." He groaned. The huge Giggle-Pie started destroying things very much like an oozaru on Dragonball Z, but its laser breath was flower power. "What do we do if Cosmo isn't here!?" Wanda saw something out of the corner of her eye and looked towards the direction of the evil alien. "Nothing..." Timmy also looked, and saw Cosmo making faces at it.
"...He only does that when he feels it's been around long enough." Wanda explained as the monster got angry and tried to crush the annoying fairy flying around him. "Hey you big pile of crap!" Cosmo yelled at it. "If you're all so high and mighty, then come get me...right here!" He started smacking his ass just like Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. "...And now I suggest closing your eyes...there's going to be a dramatic explosion..." Timmy did as he was told, and like she said, there was a dramatic explosion. As it passed it a few minutes, everyone opened their eyes and cheered as big piles of manure started raining out of the Giggle-Pie. Cosmo gave a victory sign as he flew towards his wife and god kid. "What did you do?" They asked. "Oh nothing..." he shrugged.
"What?! But you must've did something to destroy it!" They said. "Nope...it just exploded on its own. But I was thinking of mooning it just for kicks...does that count?" He asked. "..." Wanda and Timmy didn't say anything but bonked Cosmo on the head. "OW! That hurts!" He whined.
Hey, so what did you think? Evil, huh? Well, seeing as how successful FOPGA is, I decided to make a Danny Phantom/ FOP crossover spin-off called 'The Bishounen Ghost Boy' and another Fairly Odd Parents spin-off called 'When Cosmo Gets Drunk', and they're coming soon! So make sure to watch out for it!
Ch.10- The Return of The Evil Giggle-Pies
During Timmy and Trixie's date at the Dimmsdale aquarium, Mark Chang returns for help once again as the evil Giggle-pies return to Yugopotamia to wreak even more havoc on the poor defenseless Yugopotamians. This time they're stronger and more evil. Can Timmy save the planet once again?
Mark Chang grew bored as he walked around the Yugopotamian palace. It had been six years since he had saw Vicky. He looked at the picture of his love and perked up. "Well, it should be time for me to pick up my evil Earth babe once again." He started to press a button on his suit, but then his parents called him before he could. "Mark! Breakfast!" Mark quickly ran towards the palace. At least he should eat before he left for Earth. "Hello Mother, hello Father. What disgusting thing have you made on this hideously ugly Yugopotamian morning?" He greeted as he sat at the breakfast table.
"Why, something that is not Invader O's this time." The queen said, bringing out another box of cereal. "Asteroid Flakes? All right, my favorite!" Mark said happily. As the cereal was poured into his bowl, something came out. "...OH NO!!!" Mark and his parents started screaming and running around the table as a Giggle-Pie started laughing evilly. Screams could be heard from every other house on the planet as other Yugopotamians found the evil bunnies.
The evil Giggle-Pies laughed and danced around Mark back in the palace. "We want to play with you! I hope we don't give you the loop!" Mark screamed and ran into his spaceship that was randomly placed before the evil Giggle- Pies could get him. "Oh no! They have like, returned to wreak havoc on my planet again! I must get the greatest warrior in the universe to help once again!" With that said, he started up the engine, and quickly flew towards planet Earth.
In the meantime, Timmy and Trixie were on their date at the Dimmsdale aquarium. "Oh, how cute!" Trixie gushed as she watched several rainbow fish swim by her in the tank. Timmy smiled, holding her close as they watched the fish. "Where did you learn how to fight, Trixie?" He asked, remembering the catfight outside his house. "Oh, here and there." She said. "Really? Wow! Maybe you can teach me something?" He asked. Trixie laughed. "Well of course! I have nothing to do over the weekend anyway." "Oh Trixie..." Timmy sighed as hearts appeared in his eyes. "Hee hee...Timmy..." They were about to lean in and kiss, but the suddenly, a spaceship crashed into the roof.
"Hey, what's up dude!?" Mark greeted as he came out of his spaceship. "Mark!? What are you doing here?" Timmy asked, his mouth dropping open. "Well, as usual I would ask for Vicky, but right now I've got a big problem, Great Warrior!" He said. "Eh? Like what?" "...The evil Giggle-Pies have returned!" Mark said in fear. "What!? But I thought we got rid of all those!" Timmy said. "Well we did, but more have appeared, and this time they're not made out of delicious manure!" "...If they're not, then how are we gonna defeat them this time!?" Timmy asked. "I think we should go to Yugopotamia and find out." Wanda suggested. "I'll say! If they're not made of manure, then I think they should be edible." Cosmo said, earning a whack to the head with a mallet.
"Timmy, what's going on? Who's that weird guy in the alien costume?" Trixie asked. "He's my friend Mark Chang from Yugo...I mean Europe." Timmy explained. "Really? What's France like, Mark?" She asked. "Er...like I don't know...evil?" Mark suggested. "...Hm...I always knew those French people were kind of self-centered...oh well! So are you taking my boyfriend and his randomly appeared pink and green dogs with you to France?" "Er...yeah...sure." "Take me with you then!" She smiled. "I can't." Mark said. "Why not?" She demanded. "Er...um..." Timmy nudged mark in the gut and nodded towards his watch. "...Oh yeah!"
Mark quickly took out a spray can and sprayed it in Trixie's face. She immediately fell asleep with Timmy catching her in his arms. "Don't worry, she'll wake up in a few hours. In the meantime you should like, be getting her home so she'll think this is all a dream, and like, other stuff that you humans do." Mark said. Timmy nodded, and turned to Cosmo and Wanda. "I wish Trixie would appear at home sleeping on the porch swing." Cosmo and Wanda's wands glowed, and the girl disappeared. They then waved their wands over Timmy, and he changed into his Crash Nebula suit.
"Aren't you coming, Mark?" Timmy asked. "Oh yeah, I will..." he said. But suddenly Vicky came along, and Mark's face broke into a grin. "...Later, dude!" he then ran after Vicky. The trio shrugged, and they got into the spaceship provided for them, and blasted off. Within a few minutes they landed on Yugopotamia, and they cautiously walked out. "Stay on guard you guys." Timmy ordered. "Who knows what evilness appears this time." They walked through the seemingly endless fluffy land with their eyes peeled open for anything suspicious.
"...Weird..." Cosmo muttered. "What?" Timmy asked. "I had this sudden urge to grab your ass every time my eyes lay on you in that costume." Feeling his face turn hot again, he squeezed his eyes shut. "Damn it! There it goes again..." "Shh! Someone's coming!" Wanda whispered, and they ducked behind a heart-shaped rock. Small units of Giggle-Pies holding ray guns were herding along a group of Yugopotamians towards the palace. "Oh great...not those little bastards again..." Cosmo muttered. "Why won't they die!?" They watched as they entered the palace, and seeing that nobody was around, sneaked their way towards it. The trio was almost home free when suddenly a Giggle- Pie saw them and raised the alarm.
Immediately the evil aliens surrounded them. "Aw crap..." Timmy grumbled as he held his hands up. "Well here they are, the heroes from last time!" Tinky (or whatever his name was) smirked. "With our powers to manipulate victims with our uber-cuteness, we'll take over your minds for our evil plans! Muahahahahaha!" "Oh ho...now you're just looking for an ass kicking now." Cosmo said. "...Y'all are just off rhyming there." Timmy said. "Be quiet, human! Prepare to feel the power of evil!" They then opened their eyes and started staring at them. "No! Must...not...look!" The teen cringed. A few minutes passed, and nothing happened. Timmy opened his eyes with a confused look on his face.
Cosmo smirked as he stood over the Giggle-Pies. "Blast! Why isn't our uber- cuteness affecting you!?" The Giggle-Pies demanded as they glared at him. "...I'd have to say that since I'm more cuter than all of you little freaks put together, it doesn't affect me at all." He said. The Giggle-Pies growled and turned into evil red monsters before they returned to normal. "Fine, then we'll just have to kill you and your companions too, won't we?" They asked. "Bring it on!" Cosmo laughed. "Glad to!" All of them whipped out a bazooka gun and aimed it at the fairy with evil smirks on their faces. Cosmo stopped laughing and paled as found himself staring down several barrels. "Oh crap..."
"RUN!!" Timmy yelled, and the trio ran for their lives as the evil bunnies started shooting missiles at them. They screamed in horror but managed to dive behind another heart-shaped rock and avoid a missile. "Come out, come out, we want to play! Please don't rude we have all day!" The Giggle-Pies giggled dementedly as they looked around. "NOW they start rhyming!?" Wanda demanded. "...Why aren't they made out of manure anymore!?" Timmy asked. "How the hell am I supposed to know?" Cosmo said. Suddenly, the Giggle-Pies found them, grinning evilly. The trio screamed once again before they ran once again.
Wanda found a good hiding place but couldn't find Cosmo or Timmy. "Where are you guys!?" She yelled. It seemed that Timmy and Cosmo had tripped over one another while running and was sprawled on top of each other as they hit the ground. "Ow! Your big feet got in my way!" Timmy grumbled as he rubbed his head. "Hey! You're the one who didn't watch out for that rock!" Cosmo retorted from under him. The evil bunnies stopped and cringed as they saw them. "Eh?" Wanda said, noticing it. "They've never done that before..." And with a few quick calculations, she figured out what their weakness was.
"Cosmo! Timmy! Even though I'm going to have nightmares after this, I want you to..." Wanda let out a deep breath and cringed a bit. "...Kiss and fondle each other!" "...What did you say? We can't hear you over the growling and drooling of the monsters who are about to kill us!" They yelled. Wanda face- faulted and popped her head over the rock. "SCREW EACH OTHER UNTIL THEIR HEADS EXPLODE, DAMN YOU! THERE! IS THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU DEAF PEOPLE!?" She yelled. Cosmo and Timmy looked at each other and shrugged. "Ah, what the hell..." The Giggle-Pies screamed and covered their eyes as Cosmo and Timmy started kissing. "NOOO!! EVIL!"
The two bishounen rolled their eyes and kissed deeper, letting their tongues dance in each other's mouth. Wanda squeezed her eyes shut and plugged her ears as she started hearing a few moans coming from her companions. "LALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear anything!" She sang, and turned around so the evilness wouldn't get to her either. Cosmo sat up and managed to get the upper hand as he pushed Timmy down on his back. The Giggle-Pies' started paling before some of them passed out. The teen groaned slowly as the older bishounen moved his lips and started kissing his neck. "He's got pretty skin...doesn't he?" He whispered, causing them to freak out.
He looked down in surprise as he saw the teen's hand snapped up and gripped his thigh, then slid up. "Don't even think about it!" Cosmo smirked, slapping the offending hand away with a chuckle. "At least not yet anyway." Wanda started humming louder in case things got a bit more...steamy. "NO!!! STOP IT NOW!!" The Giggle-Pies screamed once again. "Stop what?" Cosmo asked, lifting up the teen's shirt. "This?" "YES!!!" "...Did you say keep going? Okay!" The green fairy moved his head down and started teasing Timmy's chest with his tongue. "Ooh...he tastes good." Cosmo snickered, giving the aliens an evil look. More Giggle-Pies passed out, and some just looked plain sick.
"...More..." Timmy moaned, lifting himself on his elbows before the green- haired man shoved him back on the ground. "Ah ah...I still have lots more to do to corrupt these little freaks." He purred, running his hands all over his body. Timmy's cheeks had flushed until he suddenly sat up and grabbed Cosmo by his necktie. "Just shut up and kiss me!" He growled, crushing his lips to his. "Right...whatever." As quickly as they could they threw off their shirts, grinding their bodies against each other's and moaning in pleasure. The Giggle-Pies screamed once again before their heads finally got screwed up. At the same time all their heads exploded, causing an explosion to fling all three of them in the direction of the palace screaming.
The king and queen looked shocked to see Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda crash through the place roof and landing at their feet...err...tentacles really. Timmy jumped up and dramatically pointed a finger into the air. "Have no fear! The greatest warrior in the universe is here!" he sang. "Oh no! They've gotten to you too! The universe is doomed!" The king wailed. "What? No, of course not! I just..." The teen started before Cosmo took a shovel and whacked Timmy in the head. "No! We...have...to...get...the...rhyming...out!" He said, whacking him with every word. "...NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME YOU ASS!" Timmy yelled, knocking the fairy into the stratosphere.
"Did you defeat them?" The queen asked from behind her husband. "Er, yeah...pretty much." Wanda said. "But how? They weren't made out of manure this time!" She cried. "We found other ways." The pink fairy said, slightly wincing at the thought. "Oh, can we know the secret in case they return?" The king asked. "Er..." Timmy finished for Wanda as he said, "Yaoi is their weakness...so make a shield out of doujinshi to put up around whenever there is danger." "Really? Wow...I never thought of that." The Yugopotamian king said. He turned back to the teenager with a big smile on his face. "...In helping us defeat the threat great warrior Timmy Turner, you shall now be named honorary Yugopotamian!" The aliens cheered and clapped, but suddenly they heard a rumbling under them.
"What the!?" Before they knew it, a big gigantic Giggle-Pie burst through the floor dramatically and roared over them. "COME PLAY WITH ME!" Everyone screamed and ran for cover except for Timmy and Wanda. "They have a gigantic one!?" He asked. "Looks like it..." she murmured. The teen looked around and realized Cosmo still hadn't come back from his trip in the atmosphere. "Damn...of all times to do that." He groaned. The huge Giggle-Pie started destroying things very much like an oozaru on Dragonball Z, but its laser breath was flower power. "What do we do if Cosmo isn't here!?" Wanda saw something out of the corner of her eye and looked towards the direction of the evil alien. "Nothing..." Timmy also looked, and saw Cosmo making faces at it.
"...He only does that when he feels it's been around long enough." Wanda explained as the monster got angry and tried to crush the annoying fairy flying around him. "Hey you big pile of crap!" Cosmo yelled at it. "If you're all so high and mighty, then come get me...right here!" He started smacking his ass just like Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. "...And now I suggest closing your eyes...there's going to be a dramatic explosion..." Timmy did as he was told, and like she said, there was a dramatic explosion. As it passed it a few minutes, everyone opened their eyes and cheered as big piles of manure started raining out of the Giggle-Pie. Cosmo gave a victory sign as he flew towards his wife and god kid. "What did you do?" They asked. "Oh nothing..." he shrugged.
"What?! But you must've did something to destroy it!" They said. "Nope...it just exploded on its own. But I was thinking of mooning it just for kicks...does that count?" He asked. "..." Wanda and Timmy didn't say anything but bonked Cosmo on the head. "OW! That hurts!" He whined.
Hey, so what did you think? Evil, huh? Well, seeing as how successful FOPGA is, I decided to make a Danny Phantom/ FOP crossover spin-off called 'The Bishounen Ghost Boy' and another Fairly Odd Parents spin-off called 'When Cosmo Gets Drunk', and they're coming soon! So make sure to watch out for it!