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Ch.11-The Fairy Flu Rides Again
When Cosmo gets the fairy flu once again, it's up to Wanda and Timmy to nurse him back to health...that is if Mara doesn't try to interfere with her "way" of making him feel better...poor guy...
"Wow...107.7 degrees..." Wanda said as she looked at the thermometer. COUGH HACK COUGH... '...Uhhh...I can't believe I got the fairy flu again...' Cosmo groaned as he lay in his bed with a cold towel on his head. "...I can't believe you got the fairy flu again!" Wanda said, shaking her head as she shook the thermometer before putting it back in his mouth. 'Leave it to Wanda to point out the obvious.' Cosmo thought, rolling his eyes. ACHOO "It's not my fault...it's my blasted immune system that forgot to build up a...what do you call it?" "Antibiotic?" She asked. "...Whatever." Timmy dropped by with a tray of chicken soup. "Hey, what's up? Feeling any better?"
Cosmo once again rolled his eyes. "Um, no...?" he asked sarcastically. Timmy just put on an apologizing grin and set the tray down on a nearby table. "How did you get the fairy flu again anyhow? I thought once fairies get them, they're immune to it." "That's the question..." Wanda said, replacing the warm washcloth with a new one. "Somehow I think Cosmo got a different version of the fairy flu...one that everyone has had except him." "Geez! Does he always gets everything last?" Timmy asked. Cosmo growled at the teen. "Hey! If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!"
"Ha ha...right..." Timmy said. Cosmo slowly sat up and took the bowl of chicken noodle soup, careful not to burn his hands. "So, what are you guys going to do while I'm sick in bed?" he asked, blowing the soup before eating. "Eh, I suppose we'd take care of you until you get better." Wanda said. "Great! It's nice to have two servants obeying my every whim...er, I mean...friends...who...take...care...of me..." he said meekly. The pink-haired bishoujo glared at her husband and whacked him across the head, making him plop his face in his soup. "GAH!!! IT BURNS!!" Cosmo screamed, yanking his head up and grabbing the cold washcloth to cool his face down. He accidentally knocked his bowl over, causing the rest of the soup then drop in his lap, making him scream even more.
"AHHH IT BURNS AGAIN!!!" Timmy could not help but smirk as Wanda grinned at him, covering her laughs with the best of her ability. Eventually they couldn't hold back their laughter as the green haired man winced and whimpered, bending over with his forehead touching the bed. "BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" COUGH "...That wasn't funny!" Cosmo yelled with the washcloth still on his face. "You've could've damaged my good looks and other such things!!" "Really now? Has Wandissimo's ego starting to rub off on you ever since you changed into him?" She asked. "...No way! Don't you dare compare me to that freak." He snorted. All three of them started laughing at the same time, unaware that someone was watching through the window once again.
"So I guess I can't do any magic until I'm better." Cosmo said, eyeing his wand that lay on the table beside the bed. "Yeah...who knows what you might conjure up." Timmy smirked. "...Blasted doujinshi..." Cosmo muttered to himself. "Eh?" Wanda asked. "Er...nothing." He quickly said, hiding his face under the covers. SNIFF "It's a joke that Timmy and I know." "Huh...how come I never hear any?" The pink-haired fairy complained. "Er...it's a guy thing?" Timmy asked. "...Eh, good enough for me." Wanda said, magically making two ice packs appear and giving them to Timmy. "I'm really hot, so thanks a lot." "You're welcome." The teen said.
"...Cosmo blushed as Timmy gave him an ice pack to ease the pain in his lap, and one for his forehead. It was a good thing he didn't get badly burned down there...or they wouldn't be able to...well, do you know what...MUAHAHAHA!!" Mara laughed evilly as she got out of detention and managed to teleport to Timmy's house once again using a trusty gadget she stole from Washu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe. "And the best part is that I PLANNED lots of things I can do to get Wanda out of the way and have Cosmo all to myself! Muahaha!" Mara proceeded to break into the house, but as she shimmied up he tree trunk once again, she overheard Cosmo had the fairy flu and an evil smirk appeared on her face. "Hmm...so my green-haired boy toy is sick, eh? This can work well to my advantage..."
In the meantime, Wanda and Timmy decided to let Cosmo rest and hopefully nothing magically insane would happen in a room by himself. "...I'll get you more soup Cosmo, since you did spill it all over yourself." Wanda said, taking the bowl and walking out of the room. Timmy nodded. "Hey, I think I have a book you'll enjoy...let me go get it." The teen then left the room, and the green-haired fairy sighed in relief. "Finally, peace..." He closed his eyes as he aid back in bed. He dozed off for quite a bit, but he didn't sleep that much when he heard something. Cosmo slowly opened his eyes to see...Mara standing in front of him!? "...What the hell!?" He gasped in horror. The trainer put on a seductive smile, slowly running her hands over his legs.
"Oh, poor Cosmo...I heard you've got a cold." "...Mara, can't you go rape someone else? I'm sick, and I don't feel like yelling at you." He said weakly. "Nonsense my dear boy...it's fun to spend time with someone, especially if you're sick like this." Cosmo turned red as Mara undid her blouse and crawled into his bed, trying to get on top of him. "So don't worry, I know how to make it go away...let me tuck you in and keep you warm...." She smiled, her chest shaking while she did so. The green-haired man turned redder as she pressed her chest against his bare back. "GAH! Get off of me!" He screamed, struggling to get away from her.
"NO! Not until you're all better!" Mara growled, grabbing his pajama shirt to pull him back into bed with her. She wrestled Cosmo onto his back and tried to take off his boxers, but he slapped her hands away. "NO! Stop!" He screeched, crawling out of her grasp but falling out of bed and onto the floor. Mara pounced on top of the bishounen. "Cosmo honey...I made some more soup, so I hope that you...what the!?" Wanda walked into the bedroom with a bowl in her hands. She stopped dead in the doorway as she saw Mara on top of Cosmo.
"Listen, I can explain...it's not what it looks like." The green-haired fairy said. "Oh yes it is...don't be so modest, Cosmo..." Mara smirked, wrapping her arms around him. "You said you wanted me to help you get better by stripping and getting on top of you." "...I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT YOU LIAR!!" he yelled, trying to pull her off him. "Hush you...you'll get an even worse headache if you scream like that." She crooned, rubbing his chest with her hands. "...God, I have such a headache right now." Cosmo groaned, rubbing his temples in annoyance. Wanda watched this scene with rage apparent in her eyes. Putting the tray to the side, she calmly put on a smile and walked towards them.
"So Mara...you want to help us nurse Cosmo back to health too?" She asked sweetly. The evil teenage girl smiled up at her. "Yes I do...I decided to kind of lay off my evil world domination thing until Cosmo-chan gets better." '...HA! MY ASS YOU WILL!' Wanda thought. "...Would you like a condom then?" Cosmo's eyes widened. "What the hell are you saying, Wanda!? Are you letting her molest me when I'm sick!?" The pink fairy looked down at him and winked. "Why not? I heard that it makes the flu go away." Cosmo stared at her, not really getting what she was trying to do.
"...No it doesn't! It just makes me even more sick because I'm being seduced by a crazy teenage girl when I'm supposed to be left alone!" He yelled. Mara put on a really big grin. "Since I'm going to make love to Cosmo, can you leave us alone then?" She asked, putting down her defenses. The pink fairy smiled fakely as she looked at the evil trainer. "Why yes of course...NOT!!" Wanda took this as an opportunity to boot her off of Cosmo and into the atmosphere. "I'll be back!" She yelled as she disappeared into the air with a ding. The green-haired man sighed in relief. "It's about time...I thought I'd die."
"...I still have a book I wanted to read to you." Timmy said as he entered the room with a novel in his hands. He looked at a totally red faced Cosmo and an annoyed Wanda. "Er, did something happen when I was gone?" "YEAH! I ALMOST HAD ORAL SEX FORCED ON ME BY MARA!!" Cosmo yelled. "...Oh...I see." Timmy paled.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So what did y'all think? Evil, huh? Well in the next chapter, a familiar character will make a cameo appearance! And yes, someone did request it... so please R&R! Thanks!
Ch.11-The Fairy Flu Rides Again
When Cosmo gets the fairy flu once again, it's up to Wanda and Timmy to nurse him back to health...that is if Mara doesn't try to interfere with her "way" of making him feel better...poor guy...
"Wow...107.7 degrees..." Wanda said as she looked at the thermometer. COUGH HACK COUGH... '...Uhhh...I can't believe I got the fairy flu again...' Cosmo groaned as he lay in his bed with a cold towel on his head. "...I can't believe you got the fairy flu again!" Wanda said, shaking her head as she shook the thermometer before putting it back in his mouth. 'Leave it to Wanda to point out the obvious.' Cosmo thought, rolling his eyes. ACHOO "It's not my fault...it's my blasted immune system that forgot to build up a...what do you call it?" "Antibiotic?" She asked. "...Whatever." Timmy dropped by with a tray of chicken soup. "Hey, what's up? Feeling any better?"
Cosmo once again rolled his eyes. "Um, no...?" he asked sarcastically. Timmy just put on an apologizing grin and set the tray down on a nearby table. "How did you get the fairy flu again anyhow? I thought once fairies get them, they're immune to it." "That's the question..." Wanda said, replacing the warm washcloth with a new one. "Somehow I think Cosmo got a different version of the fairy flu...one that everyone has had except him." "Geez! Does he always gets everything last?" Timmy asked. Cosmo growled at the teen. "Hey! If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!"
"Ha ha...right..." Timmy said. Cosmo slowly sat up and took the bowl of chicken noodle soup, careful not to burn his hands. "So, what are you guys going to do while I'm sick in bed?" he asked, blowing the soup before eating. "Eh, I suppose we'd take care of you until you get better." Wanda said. "Great! It's nice to have two servants obeying my every whim...er, I mean...friends...who...take...care...of me..." he said meekly. The pink-haired bishoujo glared at her husband and whacked him across the head, making him plop his face in his soup. "GAH!!! IT BURNS!!" Cosmo screamed, yanking his head up and grabbing the cold washcloth to cool his face down. He accidentally knocked his bowl over, causing the rest of the soup then drop in his lap, making him scream even more.
"AHHH IT BURNS AGAIN!!!" Timmy could not help but smirk as Wanda grinned at him, covering her laughs with the best of her ability. Eventually they couldn't hold back their laughter as the green haired man winced and whimpered, bending over with his forehead touching the bed. "BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" COUGH "...That wasn't funny!" Cosmo yelled with the washcloth still on his face. "You've could've damaged my good looks and other such things!!" "Really now? Has Wandissimo's ego starting to rub off on you ever since you changed into him?" She asked. "...No way! Don't you dare compare me to that freak." He snorted. All three of them started laughing at the same time, unaware that someone was watching through the window once again.
"So I guess I can't do any magic until I'm better." Cosmo said, eyeing his wand that lay on the table beside the bed. "Yeah...who knows what you might conjure up." Timmy smirked. "...Blasted doujinshi..." Cosmo muttered to himself. "Eh?" Wanda asked. "Er...nothing." He quickly said, hiding his face under the covers. SNIFF "It's a joke that Timmy and I know." "Huh...how come I never hear any?" The pink-haired fairy complained. "Er...it's a guy thing?" Timmy asked. "...Eh, good enough for me." Wanda said, magically making two ice packs appear and giving them to Timmy. "I'm really hot, so thanks a lot." "You're welcome." The teen said.
"...Cosmo blushed as Timmy gave him an ice pack to ease the pain in his lap, and one for his forehead. It was a good thing he didn't get badly burned down there...or they wouldn't be able to...well, do you know what...MUAHAHAHA!!" Mara laughed evilly as she got out of detention and managed to teleport to Timmy's house once again using a trusty gadget she stole from Washu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe. "And the best part is that I PLANNED lots of things I can do to get Wanda out of the way and have Cosmo all to myself! Muahaha!" Mara proceeded to break into the house, but as she shimmied up he tree trunk once again, she overheard Cosmo had the fairy flu and an evil smirk appeared on her face. "Hmm...so my green-haired boy toy is sick, eh? This can work well to my advantage..."
In the meantime, Wanda and Timmy decided to let Cosmo rest and hopefully nothing magically insane would happen in a room by himself. "...I'll get you more soup Cosmo, since you did spill it all over yourself." Wanda said, taking the bowl and walking out of the room. Timmy nodded. "Hey, I think I have a book you'll enjoy...let me go get it." The teen then left the room, and the green-haired fairy sighed in relief. "Finally, peace..." He closed his eyes as he aid back in bed. He dozed off for quite a bit, but he didn't sleep that much when he heard something. Cosmo slowly opened his eyes to see...Mara standing in front of him!? "...What the hell!?" He gasped in horror. The trainer put on a seductive smile, slowly running her hands over his legs.
"Oh, poor Cosmo...I heard you've got a cold." "...Mara, can't you go rape someone else? I'm sick, and I don't feel like yelling at you." He said weakly. "Nonsense my dear boy...it's fun to spend time with someone, especially if you're sick like this." Cosmo turned red as Mara undid her blouse and crawled into his bed, trying to get on top of him. "So don't worry, I know how to make it go away...let me tuck you in and keep you warm...." She smiled, her chest shaking while she did so. The green-haired man turned redder as she pressed her chest against his bare back. "GAH! Get off of me!" He screamed, struggling to get away from her.
"NO! Not until you're all better!" Mara growled, grabbing his pajama shirt to pull him back into bed with her. She wrestled Cosmo onto his back and tried to take off his boxers, but he slapped her hands away. "NO! Stop!" He screeched, crawling out of her grasp but falling out of bed and onto the floor. Mara pounced on top of the bishounen. "Cosmo honey...I made some more soup, so I hope that you...what the!?" Wanda walked into the bedroom with a bowl in her hands. She stopped dead in the doorway as she saw Mara on top of Cosmo.
"Listen, I can explain...it's not what it looks like." The green-haired fairy said. "Oh yes it is...don't be so modest, Cosmo..." Mara smirked, wrapping her arms around him. "You said you wanted me to help you get better by stripping and getting on top of you." "...I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT YOU LIAR!!" he yelled, trying to pull her off him. "Hush you...you'll get an even worse headache if you scream like that." She crooned, rubbing his chest with her hands. "...God, I have such a headache right now." Cosmo groaned, rubbing his temples in annoyance. Wanda watched this scene with rage apparent in her eyes. Putting the tray to the side, she calmly put on a smile and walked towards them.
"So Mara...you want to help us nurse Cosmo back to health too?" She asked sweetly. The evil teenage girl smiled up at her. "Yes I do...I decided to kind of lay off my evil world domination thing until Cosmo-chan gets better." '...HA! MY ASS YOU WILL!' Wanda thought. "...Would you like a condom then?" Cosmo's eyes widened. "What the hell are you saying, Wanda!? Are you letting her molest me when I'm sick!?" The pink fairy looked down at him and winked. "Why not? I heard that it makes the flu go away." Cosmo stared at her, not really getting what she was trying to do.
"...No it doesn't! It just makes me even more sick because I'm being seduced by a crazy teenage girl when I'm supposed to be left alone!" He yelled. Mara put on a really big grin. "Since I'm going to make love to Cosmo, can you leave us alone then?" She asked, putting down her defenses. The pink fairy smiled fakely as she looked at the evil trainer. "Why yes of course...NOT!!" Wanda took this as an opportunity to boot her off of Cosmo and into the atmosphere. "I'll be back!" She yelled as she disappeared into the air with a ding. The green-haired man sighed in relief. "It's about time...I thought I'd die."
"...I still have a book I wanted to read to you." Timmy said as he entered the room with a novel in his hands. He looked at a totally red faced Cosmo and an annoyed Wanda. "Er, did something happen when I was gone?" "YEAH! I ALMOST HAD ORAL SEX FORCED ON ME BY MARA!!" Cosmo yelled. "...Oh...I see." Timmy paled.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So what did y'all think? Evil, huh? Well in the next chapter, a familiar character will make a cameo appearance! And yes, someone did request it... so please R&R! Thanks!