Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.12- Of Boxers And Rice Pt.1
In the next couple of chapters, Timmy chooses to do a school report on swords, and who knows them better than the hottest character in Dragonball Z? Little does Timmy, Cosmo, or Wanda know the little secret he is keeping from them... What, did I spoil it for you people? Oh come on! If you guys don't visit the website 'Boxers and Rice: The Tale of Two Princes', then you don't deserve a surprise!
Cosmo hovered over Timmy's shoulder as he watched him fretting over a book. "...Stupid...not good enough..." He muttered to himself. "What's wrong?" The green-haired bishounen asked. Timmy looked up. "I'm doing a report on swords, but none of these are cool-looking enough to put on a poster board! I want something that's kick-ass tight." Wanda came into the room carrying a book in her hand. "Why not wish for a sword that someone is famous for using?" She asked. "Yeah! That's so cool! Good thing I thought of it!" Cosmo said proudly. Wanda rolled her eyes. "Eh, who cares? You're just not the same after yesterday, huh?"
Cosmo cringed at the thought of it. "Stop...must...not...think...of...evil..." His eyes snapped open as the 'evil' slipped into his mind. "GAH!! THE EVIL'S POISONING ME!!!" He ran around screaming and clutching his head. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" Wanda and Timmy sweatdropped as they watched the older boy run around before he ran smack into a randomly placed china cabinet in the middle of the room. Cosmo fell onto his back with swirls in his eyes. "Ooh...look at all the pretty lights." Timmy looked at Wanda, figuring that she'll be able to handle it.
"I wish that I could interview the best swordsman in the universe for my school report!" Timmy said. The wand glowed, and a familiar figure popped into the middle of the room. Himura Kenshin blinked, looking around. "Eh?" Cosmo managed to recover miraculously, and he sat up. "Who the hell are you?" He asked. "Well, my name is Himura Kenshin that it is." Kenshin said politely, bowing to Cosmo. "...Timmy, did you wish for this Yoda wanna-be?" The green-eyed boy asked in annoyance. "Um, yes?" "...Geez, you picked a really annoying guy because I really hate the way he talks like Yoda for some reason. Here, let me get rid of him for you!" "Um, what?" Kenshin asked. "With a swish of his wand, Cosmo returned Kenshin back to his world.
"COSMO!!! I needed him!" Timmy yelled. "He doesn't talk like Yoda! All he says is, 'that I am', or 'that it is'!" "...Well that's annoying too." Cosmo said as an afterthought.
Timmy had to take a deep breath to keep himself from choking his godfather. "Okay, fine...I wish for the best swordsman in the universe that does not talk like Yoda!" The wands glowed again, and this time that samurai lady from Outlaw Star appeared. "...What the bloody hell?" She asked. "...Oh crap...she looks like she's gonna cut someone's head off." Cosmo mumbled. "...I asked for a swordsman, not a swordswoman." Wanda glared at her godchild. "Hey! Don't be sexist! Women can be samurai too!" Timmy rolled his eyes. "Fine! I wish that I can interview the best swords person in the universe that does not talk like Yoda nor try to kill anyone!" Cosmo was about to let out a squeal, as the swordswoman was about to swing her bokken at him, but then she disappeared and this time, it was someone kind and gentle.
"Come on, Makoto-chan!" Cosmo prayed as he crossed his fingers for luck. His wife and godchild looked at him funny. "...Um Cosmo, you do know she's a Sailor Scout, not a swordsperson?" Wanda asked. "...Yes, but I was hoping you would hear my prayers..." he mumbled. "Besides, she wears green! Does that count?" "...For what?" They asked. "...Dammit I don't know what I was even talking about in the first place!" Cosmo said. "Makoto-chan can help me with my amnesia! Send her here!" "...No." "I just wanted to see Makoto...I mean, come on! You know! Tall, good-looking antenna girl...gorgeous green eyes!" He wailed. He started crying and wailing about how much he wanted to see Makoto for about 5 straight minutes. "Ahem." Wanda cleared her throat in annoyance. "...A bit too much randomness?" Cosmo asked. "Eh, just a tad." Wanda said, moving her hand in a so-so gesture.
"Anyway, let's just get this thing over with." Timmy said. The wands glowed, and a very familiar figure popped up. "What the!? Where am I?" Mirai Trunks asked in confusion as he appeared in the middle of the room. The pink fairy saw him and tried to control herself, but it just wasn't happening. Wanda let out a scream of happiness. "AHHH! OH MY GOD IT'S MIRAI TRUNKS!!!" Cosmo rolled his eyes as he saw his wife's eyes form hearts. "Here we go again." He said dully. Wanda let out another scream of joy and flung herself at Mirai, glomping onto his leg. "AAHHHH!! OH MY GOD YOU'RE STILL SO FREAKIN' HOT!!! I L LOVE YOU!!!" Mirai Trunks sweatdropped and tried to pry the obsessive pink-haired fairy off of him using a crowbar. Wanda kept screaming about how much she always wanted to meet him.
"...And I thought you said you wasn't an anime otaku." Timmy said. "What are you talking about!? I never said anything about not being one! I said I used to be one!" "And I'm guessing Mirai Trunks here was your favorite all time bishounen when you was a teenager?" he asked. "Yep! I got everything from soda cans to doujinshi! My room has purple walls and carpet, and I even put a shrine of him in the bathroom!" Wanda said proudly. Cosmo blinked. "So that's why everything was purple when I first saw your bathroom years ago when I visited your parents' house! I thought I drank too much grape juice and seeing it!" "...Okay, I am now officially creeped out by your obsessiveness." The teen said. "Thanks!" Wanda said. The two...no, three bishounen looked at her."...I mean, hey! Was that sarcasm?"
Timmy rolled his eyes and put a hand on his hip. "You do realize that you're thousands of years older than him?" "...Age doesn't matter when it comes to love!" Wanda yelled, still hanging onto to Trunks, whose face was now turning blue because she was squeezing him too tight. Cosmo turned pink in the face as he watched this whole thing. "HEY! He's wearing spandex!!" Wanda stared at him. "Yeah, so?" She asked. "Um...he's got bulging muscles...a um...freakishly large you-know-what showing, he's really powerful...good- looking blue eyes..." "...Your point?" "Um...HE'S GOT LONG FRUITY HAIR AND THAT HE'S OBSESSIVE WITH HIS DEAD MASTER!!! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!?" Cosmo yelled.
"He's my baby!" Wanda cried, smothering him with kisses. Cosmo face-faulted onto the ground, his feet twitching in mid air. "THAT MEANS HE'S YAOI, WANDA!! AREN'T YOU WIERDED OUT BY IT!?" The green-haired bishounen yelled as he towered over both of them. "Um, no. All of us fan girls assume that and go along with it." Wanda said. "...IS THAT OTAKU CURSE WORKING ITS WAY INTO YOU!?" "...No...I was always like this ever since I became a fan of Dragonball Z. It just lays dormant." The pink-haired bishoujo sniffed. "And why did you point out that Trunkie-poo was freakishly large? Why were you even looking?" She asked. Cosmo turned red. "I...I was not! It was just there, poking like a damn coconut through his spandex! Look at it!" Wanda started to look down, but Cosmo slapped a hand over her eyes. "...Never mind!" he sighed in annoyance.
"Anyway, my point is that I was not trying to diss on him! I was just pointing out what was the obvious!" The green-haired bishounen explained. "And obviously you were jealous he was larger than you, eh?" She smirked, getting off of Trunks and standing in front of Cosmo. "WHAT!? NO!" As the 'old' married couple bickered about whether or not Cosmo was jealous of Mirai Trunks, the purple-haired saiyajin crawled away in relief and stood up next to Timmy. "...Are they usually like this? You know, talk about other people's um...private parts?" he asked Timmy. "Nah...they only do it when Wanda argues about how much Cosmo could do so much better in bed if he was you." Timmy said. "...Okay... I am now officially mortified." Trunks said. He screamed as Wanda launched herself at Trunks and tackled him to the ground.
BUAHAHAHAH!! In the next chapter, Timmy manages to get his half his report done, so what kind of randomness goes on he wishes for another familiar guy to interview? Will Trunks ever get a restraining order on Wanda? Will Cosmo stop getting jealous and trying to compare himself? And is there really a plot going on? Find out all this things next time on FOPGA! WHEEE!!!
Ch.12- Of Boxers And Rice Pt.1
In the next couple of chapters, Timmy chooses to do a school report on swords, and who knows them better than the hottest character in Dragonball Z? Little does Timmy, Cosmo, or Wanda know the little secret he is keeping from them... What, did I spoil it for you people? Oh come on! If you guys don't visit the website 'Boxers and Rice: The Tale of Two Princes', then you don't deserve a surprise!
Cosmo hovered over Timmy's shoulder as he watched him fretting over a book. "...Stupid...not good enough..." He muttered to himself. "What's wrong?" The green-haired bishounen asked. Timmy looked up. "I'm doing a report on swords, but none of these are cool-looking enough to put on a poster board! I want something that's kick-ass tight." Wanda came into the room carrying a book in her hand. "Why not wish for a sword that someone is famous for using?" She asked. "Yeah! That's so cool! Good thing I thought of it!" Cosmo said proudly. Wanda rolled her eyes. "Eh, who cares? You're just not the same after yesterday, huh?"
Cosmo cringed at the thought of it. "Stop...must...not...think...of...evil..." His eyes snapped open as the 'evil' slipped into his mind. "GAH!! THE EVIL'S POISONING ME!!!" He ran around screaming and clutching his head. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" Wanda and Timmy sweatdropped as they watched the older boy run around before he ran smack into a randomly placed china cabinet in the middle of the room. Cosmo fell onto his back with swirls in his eyes. "Ooh...look at all the pretty lights." Timmy looked at Wanda, figuring that she'll be able to handle it.
"I wish that I could interview the best swordsman in the universe for my school report!" Timmy said. The wand glowed, and a familiar figure popped into the middle of the room. Himura Kenshin blinked, looking around. "Eh?" Cosmo managed to recover miraculously, and he sat up. "Who the hell are you?" He asked. "Well, my name is Himura Kenshin that it is." Kenshin said politely, bowing to Cosmo. "...Timmy, did you wish for this Yoda wanna-be?" The green-eyed boy asked in annoyance. "Um, yes?" "...Geez, you picked a really annoying guy because I really hate the way he talks like Yoda for some reason. Here, let me get rid of him for you!" "Um, what?" Kenshin asked. "With a swish of his wand, Cosmo returned Kenshin back to his world.
"COSMO!!! I needed him!" Timmy yelled. "He doesn't talk like Yoda! All he says is, 'that I am', or 'that it is'!" "...Well that's annoying too." Cosmo said as an afterthought.
Timmy had to take a deep breath to keep himself from choking his godfather. "Okay, fine...I wish for the best swordsman in the universe that does not talk like Yoda!" The wands glowed again, and this time that samurai lady from Outlaw Star appeared. "...What the bloody hell?" She asked. "...Oh crap...she looks like she's gonna cut someone's head off." Cosmo mumbled. "...I asked for a swordsman, not a swordswoman." Wanda glared at her godchild. "Hey! Don't be sexist! Women can be samurai too!" Timmy rolled his eyes. "Fine! I wish that I can interview the best swords person in the universe that does not talk like Yoda nor try to kill anyone!" Cosmo was about to let out a squeal, as the swordswoman was about to swing her bokken at him, but then she disappeared and this time, it was someone kind and gentle.
"Come on, Makoto-chan!" Cosmo prayed as he crossed his fingers for luck. His wife and godchild looked at him funny. "...Um Cosmo, you do know she's a Sailor Scout, not a swordsperson?" Wanda asked. "...Yes, but I was hoping you would hear my prayers..." he mumbled. "Besides, she wears green! Does that count?" "...For what?" They asked. "...Dammit I don't know what I was even talking about in the first place!" Cosmo said. "Makoto-chan can help me with my amnesia! Send her here!" "...No." "I just wanted to see Makoto...I mean, come on! You know! Tall, good-looking antenna girl...gorgeous green eyes!" He wailed. He started crying and wailing about how much he wanted to see Makoto for about 5 straight minutes. "Ahem." Wanda cleared her throat in annoyance. "...A bit too much randomness?" Cosmo asked. "Eh, just a tad." Wanda said, moving her hand in a so-so gesture.
"Anyway, let's just get this thing over with." Timmy said. The wands glowed, and a very familiar figure popped up. "What the!? Where am I?" Mirai Trunks asked in confusion as he appeared in the middle of the room. The pink fairy saw him and tried to control herself, but it just wasn't happening. Wanda let out a scream of happiness. "AHHH! OH MY GOD IT'S MIRAI TRUNKS!!!" Cosmo rolled his eyes as he saw his wife's eyes form hearts. "Here we go again." He said dully. Wanda let out another scream of joy and flung herself at Mirai, glomping onto his leg. "AAHHHH!! OH MY GOD YOU'RE STILL SO FREAKIN' HOT!!! I L LOVE YOU!!!" Mirai Trunks sweatdropped and tried to pry the obsessive pink-haired fairy off of him using a crowbar. Wanda kept screaming about how much she always wanted to meet him.
"...And I thought you said you wasn't an anime otaku." Timmy said. "What are you talking about!? I never said anything about not being one! I said I used to be one!" "And I'm guessing Mirai Trunks here was your favorite all time bishounen when you was a teenager?" he asked. "Yep! I got everything from soda cans to doujinshi! My room has purple walls and carpet, and I even put a shrine of him in the bathroom!" Wanda said proudly. Cosmo blinked. "So that's why everything was purple when I first saw your bathroom years ago when I visited your parents' house! I thought I drank too much grape juice and seeing it!" "...Okay, I am now officially creeped out by your obsessiveness." The teen said. "Thanks!" Wanda said. The two...no, three bishounen looked at her."...I mean, hey! Was that sarcasm?"
Timmy rolled his eyes and put a hand on his hip. "You do realize that you're thousands of years older than him?" "...Age doesn't matter when it comes to love!" Wanda yelled, still hanging onto to Trunks, whose face was now turning blue because she was squeezing him too tight. Cosmo turned pink in the face as he watched this whole thing. "HEY! He's wearing spandex!!" Wanda stared at him. "Yeah, so?" She asked. "Um...he's got bulging muscles...a um...freakishly large you-know-what showing, he's really powerful...good- looking blue eyes..." "...Your point?" "Um...HE'S GOT LONG FRUITY HAIR AND THAT HE'S OBSESSIVE WITH HIS DEAD MASTER!!! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!?" Cosmo yelled.
"He's my baby!" Wanda cried, smothering him with kisses. Cosmo face-faulted onto the ground, his feet twitching in mid air. "THAT MEANS HE'S YAOI, WANDA!! AREN'T YOU WIERDED OUT BY IT!?" The green-haired bishounen yelled as he towered over both of them. "Um, no. All of us fan girls assume that and go along with it." Wanda said. "...IS THAT OTAKU CURSE WORKING ITS WAY INTO YOU!?" "...No...I was always like this ever since I became a fan of Dragonball Z. It just lays dormant." The pink-haired bishoujo sniffed. "And why did you point out that Trunkie-poo was freakishly large? Why were you even looking?" She asked. Cosmo turned red. "I...I was not! It was just there, poking like a damn coconut through his spandex! Look at it!" Wanda started to look down, but Cosmo slapped a hand over her eyes. "...Never mind!" he sighed in annoyance.
"Anyway, my point is that I was not trying to diss on him! I was just pointing out what was the obvious!" The green-haired bishounen explained. "And obviously you were jealous he was larger than you, eh?" She smirked, getting off of Trunks and standing in front of Cosmo. "WHAT!? NO!" As the 'old' married couple bickered about whether or not Cosmo was jealous of Mirai Trunks, the purple-haired saiyajin crawled away in relief and stood up next to Timmy. "...Are they usually like this? You know, talk about other people's um...private parts?" he asked Timmy. "Nah...they only do it when Wanda argues about how much Cosmo could do so much better in bed if he was you." Timmy said. "...Okay... I am now officially mortified." Trunks said. He screamed as Wanda launched herself at Trunks and tackled him to the ground.
BUAHAHAHAH!! In the next chapter, Timmy manages to get his half his report done, so what kind of randomness goes on he wishes for another familiar guy to interview? Will Trunks ever get a restraining order on Wanda? Will Cosmo stop getting jealous and trying to compare himself? And is there really a plot going on? Find out all this things next time on FOPGA! WHEEE!!!