Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.13-Of Boxers and Rice Pt.2
Wanda tries to keep her sanity but it just doesn't happen when Timmy wishes for Gohan to come and help him with his report. What kind of insanity will ensure?
Mirai Trunks sat on the bed with a musing look on his face as he looked around the room, wondering what kind of madness brought him here. In the meantime Cosmo had a sour look on his face as Wanda begged Timmy to wish for Son Gohan. "PLEASE!? Mirai Trunks just isn't complete without his sensei!!" She said. "...Oh sure, ask for another guy in tights..." Cosmo grumbled. "YAY!!" Wanda flew around the room in a way that frighteningly resembled the green-eyed bishounen. "I get two bishounen!" Cosmo slowly took a deep breath and rubbed his head in annoyance. "Just wish for them and get it over with, Timmy...please? Some of us like to keep our sanity." "Um, okay. I wish for Son Gohan to come and help me finish with the rest of my report." Timmy said.
Cosmo and Wanda's wands glowed, and a familiar demi-saiyajin appeared. "YAY, GOHAN-CHAN!!!" Wanda squealed happily as they saw Gohan appear in front of them with a cute confused look on his face. "Um, where am I, and why am I suddenly seeing a spiky green-haired guy shooting angry looks at me?" Gohan asked. "...What? No I'm not, you're just seeing things." Cosmo said innocently. "...Eh, whatever." When Cosmo saw that Gohan turned to face the others, he continued giving evil glares at his back. "...BLOODY SAIYAJIN!" He yelled. Gohan turned around. "Did you say something?" He asked. "Nope...you must be hearing things." Cosmo said. "Oh, okay..."
"Hi! I'm Timmy Turner and these are my fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda." The teen smiled, gesturing at the two adults in the room that obviously were fairies but Gohan didn't know even though they were in front of him. "Oh, er...hello...I'm Son Gohan, and I just want to say..." But before Gohan can go on, Wanda pounced on him and started smothering him while ranting. "OH- MY-GOSH-I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-IT-YOU'RE-STILL-ALIVE-AND-EVEN-MORE-CUTER-THAN- BEFORE-LET'S-GO-FIND-A-JACOOZI-AND-PLAY-PIN-THE-MONKEY-TAIL-ON-YOU-AND TRUNKS-I-MEAN-IT!!!!" After about a minute of this, Cosmo got out a water bottle, spraying her twice. "Back! Back!" Wanda hissed and ran into a corner.
"Are you alive?" he asked, helping Gohan up, who had swirlies in his eyes. "Mommy? Where are you mommy?" He asked dizzily. Cosmo cocked an eyebrow. "Try living with Wanda for practically 10,000 years." He said. Gohan let out a nervous laugh and managed to recover before Trunks tackled him to the ground and started ranting. "YAY-GOHAN-CHAN-YOU'RE-ALIVE-I-KNEW-IT-THOSE- ANDRIODS-COULD-NEVER-KILL-YOU-BECAUSE-STRANGE-FANGIRLS-OUT-THERE-ALWAYS- KEEP-YOU-ALIVE-IN-SHOUNEN-AI-STORIES-OH-YAY-LET'S-GO-AND-FIND-A-JACOOZI-AND- CREATE-OUR-OWN-RIGHT-NOW-I-MEAN-IT!!!" CRASH!!! "Fourth wall!" Timmy yelled. "Sorry!" Trunks said.
"Back, you hideous beast, back!" Cosmo growled, getting a hose out and spraying Trunks off Gohan. The purple-haired bishounen also hissed and joined the corner with Wanda. "Thanks...I needed that." Gohan said, wiping himself dry with a towel Timmy gave him. "Anyway, ignoring those 'crazed' people over there, can you help me with my report? I know you handled swords once." Timmy said. Gohan smiled. "Sure, why not? I'm bored as hell anyway." Pretty soon, Timmy's report was done, and Gohan and Trunks had to return back to their world. Of course, Wanda didn't want to let them go.
"Can't I just tag them and let them out in the wild so I can follow them?" Wanda asked meekly. "...No. The only reason I want them to stay is because I heard of a little secret from Trunks." Cosmo said. "SECRET!?" Gohan demanded. "I thought that when we got together that we'd tell each other our secrets, Trunks!" The purple-haired saiyajin chuckled nervously. "B...But I never said anything about a secret even once!" "...Then how did you hear of it, Cosmo?" Gohan demanded again. Cosmo cleared his throat and pointed up at the little cloud that was floating randomly around. "...DENDE, DID YOU TELL THEM A SECRET!? I WANNA KNOW!" He yelled at the ceiling. Timmy slapped his face in frustration at the stupidity of the saiyajin even though he was very smart.
"...I'm not even going to say anything." He muttered. "...So what's your secret, Trunks?" Cosmo asked. Trunks started turning red and giggling. "Oh, okay I'll tell you." Everyone cheered except for Gohan who was still yelling at the ceiling and not 'seeing' the little white cloud. Trunks turned and took out a capsule and detonated it. He threw it to the side with a BOM! And up came a cardboard box. He ruffled through the Styrofoam pieces and takes out five framed pictures, displaying them on the ground. Cosmo and Timmy look closely. First is a picture of Gohan and Trunks kissing with a disgusted Goten in the background. Then a picture of them with arms around each other with Goten making faces. Another picture of them is eating ice cream and getting it all over their faces with a bored Goten, then a picture of them in the bathtub with a freaked out Goten in the background, and the last picture is all blurred out.
"Hmm..." Cosmo and Timmy thought to themselves. "This looks familiar, but I can't seem to put a finger on it." Wanda just said nothing but giggled. "Oh my! Hee hee hee hee hee!" Both of them try to contemplate Trunks' secret. "...We're YAOI, you morons." Gohan said in exasperation as he walked over to them, having just quit yelling at the ceiling. "Trunks and I, we're a couple." "Oh! That's the term." Cosmo nodded in understanding. "I totally forgot about that." "Yeah, it was on the tip of my tongue too." Timmy said. Gohan just rolled his eyes. "Well anyway, now that we told you our secret, can we go home now?" Wanda immediately stopped giggling, with tears filling her eyes.
"...I'll never let you go, Jack and Jill!" Wanda wailed. "...Um, it's Gohan." Gohan said. "And Trunks." Trunks added. "...Whatever...I WANT YOU BOTH TO STAY WITH ME!!!" She tried to glomp them. "Stop it Wanda! You're acting like a fairy version of Mara!" Timmy said, holding her back. "A little more deranged, but a lot less than Trunks, that's for sure." Cosmo said. "HEY!" Trunks said. "...Well yeah, that too." Timmy said. Wanda glared at her two companions before managing to get out of their grip. Her eyes filled with humongous tears as she looked at Trunks and Gohan, who was holding out a restraining order at her, like a cross. "Um...back, vampire, back?" They asked.
"Neeeeaaaaaarrrrrr ffffaaaarrrrr..." Celine Dion started singing but was booted off by Wanda. "Shut up, I'm not done wailing to my heart's content!" "...BLOODY FAIRY!" She yelled as she flew into the atmosphere. Timmy blinked. "Um, I think it's safer that they return Wanda." He said. "...YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE, AREN'T YOU!?" She wailed, pointing at Cosmo who was standing there innocently, with his wand ready to go. "Um, I will not be on anyone's side, but yes I am." "Ha! Two against one!" Cosmo laughed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT"S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!" Wanda wailed again. "...Wow, you do Obi-Wan impressions really good." Trunks commented.
"Really?" The pink-haired bishoujo asked. "Yeah!" Gohan said, still holding out the restraining order incase Wanda wanted to glomp them again. "...Of course! I totally forgot about Obi-Wan Kenobi! Who cares about you two when I got this piece of hunk??" She held up a randomly placed magazine with a picture of Ewan McGregor on it. Wanda then started kissing it. "Oh, now I'm hurt! She doesn't love us anymore!" Gohan and Trunks wailed. "...Of course I still do! ...Just not right now." She said. "Oh, well then I'm happy now." Cosmo and Timmy just blinked, wondering if the otaku curse was screwing with everyone's minds even more. "You can return them back to their world now Timmy." Wanda said, waving at him while still staring at the picture of Ewan McGregor.
"Um, okay. I wish Gohan and Trunks were back in their world." Timmy said. Cosmo waved his wand, and the two DBZ bishounen disappeared. "...I love you, Ewan McGregor!" Wanda said happily with little hearts appearing as she hugged it. She looked at Timmy again. "Can you wish for Ewan this time?" She asked. "...NO!" They yelled. "...Okay geez, no need to shout. I just wanted to know that's all, because I just wanted to ask him several questions and..." "Will you shut up??" "...Okay, but I just wanted to know what his favorite color..." "SHUT UP!!"
So, how did you like it? Is there enough insanity that there's no plot whatsoever? Good! In the next chapter, I'm hoping for several of you people out there to be in my story! If you want to, please R&R! I'll take whomever and put them in!
Ch.13-Of Boxers and Rice Pt.2
Wanda tries to keep her sanity but it just doesn't happen when Timmy wishes for Gohan to come and help him with his report. What kind of insanity will ensure?
Mirai Trunks sat on the bed with a musing look on his face as he looked around the room, wondering what kind of madness brought him here. In the meantime Cosmo had a sour look on his face as Wanda begged Timmy to wish for Son Gohan. "PLEASE!? Mirai Trunks just isn't complete without his sensei!!" She said. "...Oh sure, ask for another guy in tights..." Cosmo grumbled. "YAY!!" Wanda flew around the room in a way that frighteningly resembled the green-eyed bishounen. "I get two bishounen!" Cosmo slowly took a deep breath and rubbed his head in annoyance. "Just wish for them and get it over with, Timmy...please? Some of us like to keep our sanity." "Um, okay. I wish for Son Gohan to come and help me finish with the rest of my report." Timmy said.
Cosmo and Wanda's wands glowed, and a familiar demi-saiyajin appeared. "YAY, GOHAN-CHAN!!!" Wanda squealed happily as they saw Gohan appear in front of them with a cute confused look on his face. "Um, where am I, and why am I suddenly seeing a spiky green-haired guy shooting angry looks at me?" Gohan asked. "...What? No I'm not, you're just seeing things." Cosmo said innocently. "...Eh, whatever." When Cosmo saw that Gohan turned to face the others, he continued giving evil glares at his back. "...BLOODY SAIYAJIN!" He yelled. Gohan turned around. "Did you say something?" He asked. "Nope...you must be hearing things." Cosmo said. "Oh, okay..."
"Hi! I'm Timmy Turner and these are my fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda." The teen smiled, gesturing at the two adults in the room that obviously were fairies but Gohan didn't know even though they were in front of him. "Oh, er...hello...I'm Son Gohan, and I just want to say..." But before Gohan can go on, Wanda pounced on him and started smothering him while ranting. "OH- MY-GOSH-I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-IT-YOU'RE-STILL-ALIVE-AND-EVEN-MORE-CUTER-THAN- BEFORE-LET'S-GO-FIND-A-JACOOZI-AND-PLAY-PIN-THE-MONKEY-TAIL-ON-YOU-AND TRUNKS-I-MEAN-IT!!!!" After about a minute of this, Cosmo got out a water bottle, spraying her twice. "Back! Back!" Wanda hissed and ran into a corner.
"Are you alive?" he asked, helping Gohan up, who had swirlies in his eyes. "Mommy? Where are you mommy?" He asked dizzily. Cosmo cocked an eyebrow. "Try living with Wanda for practically 10,000 years." He said. Gohan let out a nervous laugh and managed to recover before Trunks tackled him to the ground and started ranting. "YAY-GOHAN-CHAN-YOU'RE-ALIVE-I-KNEW-IT-THOSE- ANDRIODS-COULD-NEVER-KILL-YOU-BECAUSE-STRANGE-FANGIRLS-OUT-THERE-ALWAYS- KEEP-YOU-ALIVE-IN-SHOUNEN-AI-STORIES-OH-YAY-LET'S-GO-AND-FIND-A-JACOOZI-AND- CREATE-OUR-OWN-RIGHT-NOW-I-MEAN-IT!!!" CRASH!!! "Fourth wall!" Timmy yelled. "Sorry!" Trunks said.
"Back, you hideous beast, back!" Cosmo growled, getting a hose out and spraying Trunks off Gohan. The purple-haired bishounen also hissed and joined the corner with Wanda. "Thanks...I needed that." Gohan said, wiping himself dry with a towel Timmy gave him. "Anyway, ignoring those 'crazed' people over there, can you help me with my report? I know you handled swords once." Timmy said. Gohan smiled. "Sure, why not? I'm bored as hell anyway." Pretty soon, Timmy's report was done, and Gohan and Trunks had to return back to their world. Of course, Wanda didn't want to let them go.
"Can't I just tag them and let them out in the wild so I can follow them?" Wanda asked meekly. "...No. The only reason I want them to stay is because I heard of a little secret from Trunks." Cosmo said. "SECRET!?" Gohan demanded. "I thought that when we got together that we'd tell each other our secrets, Trunks!" The purple-haired saiyajin chuckled nervously. "B...But I never said anything about a secret even once!" "...Then how did you hear of it, Cosmo?" Gohan demanded again. Cosmo cleared his throat and pointed up at the little cloud that was floating randomly around. "...DENDE, DID YOU TELL THEM A SECRET!? I WANNA KNOW!" He yelled at the ceiling. Timmy slapped his face in frustration at the stupidity of the saiyajin even though he was very smart.
"...I'm not even going to say anything." He muttered. "...So what's your secret, Trunks?" Cosmo asked. Trunks started turning red and giggling. "Oh, okay I'll tell you." Everyone cheered except for Gohan who was still yelling at the ceiling and not 'seeing' the little white cloud. Trunks turned and took out a capsule and detonated it. He threw it to the side with a BOM! And up came a cardboard box. He ruffled through the Styrofoam pieces and takes out five framed pictures, displaying them on the ground. Cosmo and Timmy look closely. First is a picture of Gohan and Trunks kissing with a disgusted Goten in the background. Then a picture of them with arms around each other with Goten making faces. Another picture of them is eating ice cream and getting it all over their faces with a bored Goten, then a picture of them in the bathtub with a freaked out Goten in the background, and the last picture is all blurred out.
"Hmm..." Cosmo and Timmy thought to themselves. "This looks familiar, but I can't seem to put a finger on it." Wanda just said nothing but giggled. "Oh my! Hee hee hee hee hee!" Both of them try to contemplate Trunks' secret. "...We're YAOI, you morons." Gohan said in exasperation as he walked over to them, having just quit yelling at the ceiling. "Trunks and I, we're a couple." "Oh! That's the term." Cosmo nodded in understanding. "I totally forgot about that." "Yeah, it was on the tip of my tongue too." Timmy said. Gohan just rolled his eyes. "Well anyway, now that we told you our secret, can we go home now?" Wanda immediately stopped giggling, with tears filling her eyes.
"...I'll never let you go, Jack and Jill!" Wanda wailed. "...Um, it's Gohan." Gohan said. "And Trunks." Trunks added. "...Whatever...I WANT YOU BOTH TO STAY WITH ME!!!" She tried to glomp them. "Stop it Wanda! You're acting like a fairy version of Mara!" Timmy said, holding her back. "A little more deranged, but a lot less than Trunks, that's for sure." Cosmo said. "HEY!" Trunks said. "...Well yeah, that too." Timmy said. Wanda glared at her two companions before managing to get out of their grip. Her eyes filled with humongous tears as she looked at Trunks and Gohan, who was holding out a restraining order at her, like a cross. "Um...back, vampire, back?" They asked.
"Neeeeaaaaaarrrrrr ffffaaaarrrrr..." Celine Dion started singing but was booted off by Wanda. "Shut up, I'm not done wailing to my heart's content!" "...BLOODY FAIRY!" She yelled as she flew into the atmosphere. Timmy blinked. "Um, I think it's safer that they return Wanda." He said. "...YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE, AREN'T YOU!?" She wailed, pointing at Cosmo who was standing there innocently, with his wand ready to go. "Um, I will not be on anyone's side, but yes I am." "Ha! Two against one!" Cosmo laughed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IT"S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!" Wanda wailed again. "...Wow, you do Obi-Wan impressions really good." Trunks commented.
"Really?" The pink-haired bishoujo asked. "Yeah!" Gohan said, still holding out the restraining order incase Wanda wanted to glomp them again. "...Of course! I totally forgot about Obi-Wan Kenobi! Who cares about you two when I got this piece of hunk??" She held up a randomly placed magazine with a picture of Ewan McGregor on it. Wanda then started kissing it. "Oh, now I'm hurt! She doesn't love us anymore!" Gohan and Trunks wailed. "...Of course I still do! ...Just not right now." She said. "Oh, well then I'm happy now." Cosmo and Timmy just blinked, wondering if the otaku curse was screwing with everyone's minds even more. "You can return them back to their world now Timmy." Wanda said, waving at him while still staring at the picture of Ewan McGregor.
"Um, okay. I wish Gohan and Trunks were back in their world." Timmy said. Cosmo waved his wand, and the two DBZ bishounen disappeared. "...I love you, Ewan McGregor!" Wanda said happily with little hearts appearing as she hugged it. She looked at Timmy again. "Can you wish for Ewan this time?" She asked. "...NO!" They yelled. "...Okay geez, no need to shout. I just wanted to know that's all, because I just wanted to ask him several questions and..." "Will you shut up??" "...Okay, but I just wanted to know what his favorite color..." "SHUT UP!!"
So, how did you like it? Is there enough insanity that there's no plot whatsoever? Good! In the next chapter, I'm hoping for several of you people out there to be in my story! If you want to, please R&R! I'll take whomever and put them in!