Chapter five: Tripping, lay-ups, and another Nurse's problem.

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"Mister Johnson, I am going to the NURSE!" Mai yelled as she took her bruised, beaten, and bleeding nails out of the room.

Mr. Johnson wasn't even fazed by this, he just blew the whistle so loud that people all the way on the opposite side of the world could hear it, "Class, as I said, we are doing stations today, this group's next station is basketball, GO!"

Yugi trudged up in his basketball shorts (though on him they were practically pants) to the ball rack and grabbed a ball. "Okay! Class, I am the supervision of this station. My name is Mr. Rosenbloom! Okay, lay-ups, NOW!" shouted a tall man with dark hair, who was also wearing basketball shorts. The only thing was, the basketball shorts were kind of short. But, then again, they were "shorts."

Joey preformed an almost perfect lay-up, if only he didn't touch the rim, it would have been great. "That's a slam dunk, wheeler! Try again!" shouted the instructor. Next, it was tea's turn, she easily preformed a lay-up, but it was also dreadful. She missed! "Gardener! How could you miss that shot! Get a move on!" the slightly angry Mr. Rosenbloom. Then, Ryou attempted a lay-up and succeeded. "Nice! Mr. Bakura, that was great!" (I bet the reader knows who said that!)

Subsequently, it was Yugi's turn. He ran, he jumped- maybe 2 inches off the floor, and then landed as the ball traveled . . . . And missed the basketball backboard completely. "Muto! What was that? I know you are vertically-challenged, but that doesn't mean you have to suck at this!" bad-teacher-with and attitude-problem said. Too bad, that wasn't the end of Yugi's troubles!

(Ok, I will not end it there, but if you want to skip my mini-story, just scroll until you see arrows, and where it says that the mini-story is over!)

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HAHAHAHA Break for a mini-story!

Marikzgal4eva: You all know I should have stopped there, right?

Yugi: And what? Make your sick mind decide of another way to torture me?

Marikzgal4eva: Yes. . . .

Yugi: goes all wide-eyed HELP ME!

Yami: appears what is wrong, Hikari?

Yugi: I need help!

Yami: for what do you need my help, Hikari?

Yugi: She is mean! points to Marikzgal4eva

Yami: and what exactly did she do, Hikari?

Yugi: She has hurt Tristan and Mai, I'm next!

Marikzgal4eva: smirks and how do you know that?

Yugi: Because I am a millennium Item holder! points to puzzle

Marikzgal4eva: Yeah, right. Well, Mr. Psychic did you also foresee that you puzzle is a fake?

Yugi and Yami: WHAT! stare in shock

Marikzgal4eva: Yup!

Yami: How?

Marikzgal4eva: Yugi really did loose the puzzle in the fire, because I replace it with a fake one.

Yugi: then why is just as heavy as my old one?

Marikzgal4eva: why don't you crack it open and find out? smiles mischievously

Yugi: slams puzzle down on pink table that appears out of thin air

Puzzle (yes it has its own line!): bang, boom, smash . . . said puzzle cracks and photos of Marik fall out, many of them covered in hot pink lipstick

Marik: appears out of nowhere give me those! grabs pictures and eats them kills Yami takes over world ends this Mini-story

(Back to fic)

Yugi, being a clumsy fellow, tripped and fell. A loud crack was heard.

Then Yugi got up, crimson blood trailing from his nose and mouth. "Yugi, go to the nurse. AND EVERYONE! That is why you tie your shoelaces," Mr. Rosenbloom commanded, then mocked. Yugi slowly mad his way to the nurse, leaving trail of blood in the hallway- and the gym.

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