Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.14-Cosmo the Fanboy
It seems Cosmo has a thing for magical girls and is not afraid to show it. But when Mara hears about his little obsession with Sailor Jupiter, she will do anything to try and capture his 'heart'. Even stealing Makoto's identity!
"AAAHHH!! WHERE IS IT!?" Cosmo wailed as he flew around Timmy's room and flinging everything he could find onto the floor. Wanda poofed into the room and blinked at the mess. "Why are you trashing Timmy's room, Cosmo?" She asked. "I am not! I'm just trying to look for something!" He huffed, dumping Timmy's drawers out and searching through his things. "Well, what are you looking for?" She asked. "...My Sailor Moon episodes!" Cosmo answered, poofing everything into its normal place and proceeding to the TV. "You know, the ones I stayed up to watch last night!"
"Oh, you mean the ones that had mostly Sailor Jupiter in them?" Wanda asked dully. "...AH HA! So you're the one that took them!" Cosmo said, pointing his finger dramatically at her. "WHAT!? I'd never take your things!" The pink- haired fairy paused a bit. "Well, except for that one time I found your Cosmopolitan magazines and sold them for tickets to go to that Usher concert..." "WHAT!!!!??? YOU TOOK THEM!? I punched out Wandissimo for that!" Cosmo said. "...Wait, on second thought, I hate the guy anyway." Wanda rolled her eyes. "Well, I have no clue where your DVD's are...why don't you ask Timmy?"
Cosmo blinked, then nodded. "Oh to think of it I did see him going into the bathroom with them." He looked at the bathroom. "...Do I want to know what he's doing in there with them?" He didn't notice the obviously loud moaning sounds coming from the bathroom as he slowly tiptoed to the door. he noticed the sound of a toilet flushing though. But before he could reach out to open it, Timmy kicked it open and smacked Cosmo into the wall, leaving an imprint and a flat green-haired bishounen. "Whoops! Sorry! Didn't see you there!" Timmy grinned sheepishly as a hand scratched his head absently. Cosmo slid to the floor with a dazed look in his eyes. "...Don't worry about me...I'll...be alright...really..." he said.
Wanda just shook her head and turned to her godchild. "So Timmy, have you seen Cosmo's Sailor Moon DVD's?" She asked. "Oh, you mean the ones with Makoto-chan in it?" Timmy said, looking in the direction of the bathroom. "Yes...those ones. Did you take them into the bathroom with you?" Timmy blushed but quickly covered it up. "Well uh yeah...I was watching them on the bathroom TV." "Oh I see..." Amazingly, Cosmo recovered and was eyeing him suspiciously. "Hey, since when did you have a TV in the bathroom? You never wished for one, and your parents are too cheap to buy even a used one!" Timmy tried to hide the DVD's behind his back. "Well uh...it's not exactly a TV..." Cosmo's eyes widened before he pointed a finger at him dramatically once again. "YOU have a DVD player, haven't you!?"
Timmy face-faulted before he jumped up to yell all scary-like. "I was watching Sailor Moon on my laptop!" "But why were you watching it in the bathroom?" Wanda asked. "You have a perfectly good TV in your room." "Well uh..." Timmy started before Cosmo interrupted him. "Give me back my Sailor Moon DVD's, please," he said, holding a hand out. "Aww...okay." Once the anime stuff was in Cosmo's hand, his face contorted into a look of confusion. "Um, why are the Sailor Moon DVD's all sticky and covered in seemingly familiar white liquid?" He sniffed it before he licked a little of it.
Wanda and Timmy had looks of intense disgusted horror on their faces as they saw him do that. "...Tastes like unsweetened salt...if I'm correct...smells good too." Cosmo looked up at Timmy. "So, what is it?" Timmy face-faulted on the ground while Wanda walked over to her significant other and whispered into his ear. Cosmo paled as he looked at his DVD's. "Oh my god...you're not serious..." Wanda nodded. "But he can't help it...it's normal for a teenage boy to...uh...well, you know..." "...EWWW!!! GROSS!! SICK!! THAT'S NASTY!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!!!" Cosmo screamed in horror as he realized what it finally was. He quickly took a paper towel from a randomly placed Bounty™ roll and started to clean it.
"Like I said, he couldn't help it...it's normal." Wanda said as she tried to calm the green-haired man down. "No it's not!! Even I don't spill milk on my movies!!" Cosmo yelled. Wanda's eyes popped out. "What did you say?" Cosmo looked up with a look of disgust. "I said, 'even I don't spill milk on my movies'...geez...you're like a little kid when you do stuff like this!" The pink-haired bishoujo's mouth dropped open at Cosmo's stupidity over his DVD's. "Did you even heard a word I said!?" She yelled at him. Cosmo looked up. "What? All I know is that Timmy shouldn't be drinking milk in the bathroom from now on while watching movies on his laptop...that's all I managed to translate."
Wanda closed her eyes in annoyance and counted to ten so she wouldn't murder her husband. "...Okay...you're telling me...that you have no clue what Timmy was doing in the bathroom...right?" She asked. "...Yeah that's pretty much it...except for the milk drinking and stuff." Wanda sighed and looked at Timmy, who was beet red. "Should I tell him?" Timmy shook his head. "I think it's best if he doesn't..." As soon as the green-haired bishounen cleaned up his movies, he started wailing at the top of his voice as he hugged them. "WAAAAHHHH!!! Why did Timmy spill milk on you!???? You didn't even do nothing!!!"
Timmy tried to calm Cosmo down, but he snapped at him with his teeth and growled like a dog. "Go away! You practically killed off Makoto-chan!!" Timmy just sweatdropped and held his hands out in defense. "Um, I'm sorry that I jerked...I mean, 'spilled milk' all over the Sailor stuff...what can I do to have your forgiveness?" He asked. Cosmo smiled in evilness and pointed to the DVD's that had a picture of Makoto-chan on it. "I want you to wish for Makoto-chan to come and visit me!" Wanda just rolled her eyes. "Oh great...now its Cosmo's turn to be an anime fanatic...and I thought I had it bad...good thing it passed..." "Okay...if it will make you feel any better..." Timmy said. "YAY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" Cosmo squealed, quickly hugging the younger bishounen before he started prancing around the room.
Meanwhile, outside...Mara was using a mini-airplane to float outside the window...once again. is obsessed with Sailor Jupiter, eh? Little does he know that I!! Look like her...brown hair...green eyes...oh yes, a very perfect plan to make Cosmo fall in love with me!!! Muahahahahaha!!!" As she continued laughing evilly, she didn't hear Cosmo say he was hot and asked Timmy to open the window. Timmy didn't notice Mara there and opened the window, smacking her against the siding of the house. "OW!!!" She said as she slid down the house with a dazed look on her face. "That hurt!"
Sorry for taking so long to update! I sort of had trouble trying to get on my computer...anyway, I'm still waiting for people to email me if they wanted to be in my story...now's your chance to beat the stuffing out of Mara if you hate her...trust me it's gonna be fun! In the next chapter...Mara steals Makoto's identity! What will happen??
Ch.14-Cosmo the Fanboy
It seems Cosmo has a thing for magical girls and is not afraid to show it. But when Mara hears about his little obsession with Sailor Jupiter, she will do anything to try and capture his 'heart'. Even stealing Makoto's identity!
"AAAHHH!! WHERE IS IT!?" Cosmo wailed as he flew around Timmy's room and flinging everything he could find onto the floor. Wanda poofed into the room and blinked at the mess. "Why are you trashing Timmy's room, Cosmo?" She asked. "I am not! I'm just trying to look for something!" He huffed, dumping Timmy's drawers out and searching through his things. "Well, what are you looking for?" She asked. "...My Sailor Moon episodes!" Cosmo answered, poofing everything into its normal place and proceeding to the TV. "You know, the ones I stayed up to watch last night!"
"Oh, you mean the ones that had mostly Sailor Jupiter in them?" Wanda asked dully. "...AH HA! So you're the one that took them!" Cosmo said, pointing his finger dramatically at her. "WHAT!? I'd never take your things!" The pink- haired fairy paused a bit. "Well, except for that one time I found your Cosmopolitan magazines and sold them for tickets to go to that Usher concert..." "WHAT!!!!??? YOU TOOK THEM!? I punched out Wandissimo for that!" Cosmo said. "...Wait, on second thought, I hate the guy anyway." Wanda rolled her eyes. "Well, I have no clue where your DVD's are...why don't you ask Timmy?"
Cosmo blinked, then nodded. "Oh to think of it I did see him going into the bathroom with them." He looked at the bathroom. "...Do I want to know what he's doing in there with them?" He didn't notice the obviously loud moaning sounds coming from the bathroom as he slowly tiptoed to the door. he noticed the sound of a toilet flushing though. But before he could reach out to open it, Timmy kicked it open and smacked Cosmo into the wall, leaving an imprint and a flat green-haired bishounen. "Whoops! Sorry! Didn't see you there!" Timmy grinned sheepishly as a hand scratched his head absently. Cosmo slid to the floor with a dazed look in his eyes. "...Don't worry about me...I'll...be alright...really..." he said.
Wanda just shook her head and turned to her godchild. "So Timmy, have you seen Cosmo's Sailor Moon DVD's?" She asked. "Oh, you mean the ones with Makoto-chan in it?" Timmy said, looking in the direction of the bathroom. "Yes...those ones. Did you take them into the bathroom with you?" Timmy blushed but quickly covered it up. "Well uh yeah...I was watching them on the bathroom TV." "Oh I see..." Amazingly, Cosmo recovered and was eyeing him suspiciously. "Hey, since when did you have a TV in the bathroom? You never wished for one, and your parents are too cheap to buy even a used one!" Timmy tried to hide the DVD's behind his back. "Well uh...it's not exactly a TV..." Cosmo's eyes widened before he pointed a finger at him dramatically once again. "YOU have a DVD player, haven't you!?"
Timmy face-faulted before he jumped up to yell all scary-like. "I was watching Sailor Moon on my laptop!" "But why were you watching it in the bathroom?" Wanda asked. "You have a perfectly good TV in your room." "Well uh..." Timmy started before Cosmo interrupted him. "Give me back my Sailor Moon DVD's, please," he said, holding a hand out. "Aww...okay." Once the anime stuff was in Cosmo's hand, his face contorted into a look of confusion. "Um, why are the Sailor Moon DVD's all sticky and covered in seemingly familiar white liquid?" He sniffed it before he licked a little of it.
Wanda and Timmy had looks of intense disgusted horror on their faces as they saw him do that. "...Tastes like unsweetened salt...if I'm correct...smells good too." Cosmo looked up at Timmy. "So, what is it?" Timmy face-faulted on the ground while Wanda walked over to her significant other and whispered into his ear. Cosmo paled as he looked at his DVD's. "Oh my god...you're not serious..." Wanda nodded. "But he can't help it...it's normal for a teenage boy to...uh...well, you know..." "...EWWW!!! GROSS!! SICK!! THAT'S NASTY!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!!!" Cosmo screamed in horror as he realized what it finally was. He quickly took a paper towel from a randomly placed Bounty™ roll and started to clean it.
"Like I said, he couldn't help it...it's normal." Wanda said as she tried to calm the green-haired man down. "No it's not!! Even I don't spill milk on my movies!!" Cosmo yelled. Wanda's eyes popped out. "What did you say?" Cosmo looked up with a look of disgust. "I said, 'even I don't spill milk on my movies'...geez...you're like a little kid when you do stuff like this!" The pink-haired bishoujo's mouth dropped open at Cosmo's stupidity over his DVD's. "Did you even heard a word I said!?" She yelled at him. Cosmo looked up. "What? All I know is that Timmy shouldn't be drinking milk in the bathroom from now on while watching movies on his laptop...that's all I managed to translate."
Wanda closed her eyes in annoyance and counted to ten so she wouldn't murder her husband. "...Okay...you're telling me...that you have no clue what Timmy was doing in the bathroom...right?" She asked. "...Yeah that's pretty much it...except for the milk drinking and stuff." Wanda sighed and looked at Timmy, who was beet red. "Should I tell him?" Timmy shook his head. "I think it's best if he doesn't..." As soon as the green-haired bishounen cleaned up his movies, he started wailing at the top of his voice as he hugged them. "WAAAAHHHH!!! Why did Timmy spill milk on you!???? You didn't even do nothing!!!"
Timmy tried to calm Cosmo down, but he snapped at him with his teeth and growled like a dog. "Go away! You practically killed off Makoto-chan!!" Timmy just sweatdropped and held his hands out in defense. "Um, I'm sorry that I jerked...I mean, 'spilled milk' all over the Sailor stuff...what can I do to have your forgiveness?" He asked. Cosmo smiled in evilness and pointed to the DVD's that had a picture of Makoto-chan on it. "I want you to wish for Makoto-chan to come and visit me!" Wanda just rolled her eyes. "Oh great...now its Cosmo's turn to be an anime fanatic...and I thought I had it bad...good thing it passed..." "Okay...if it will make you feel any better..." Timmy said. "YAY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" Cosmo squealed, quickly hugging the younger bishounen before he started prancing around the room.
Meanwhile, outside...Mara was using a mini-airplane to float outside the window...once again. is obsessed with Sailor Jupiter, eh? Little does he know that I!! Look like her...brown hair...green eyes...oh yes, a very perfect plan to make Cosmo fall in love with me!!! Muahahahahaha!!!" As she continued laughing evilly, she didn't hear Cosmo say he was hot and asked Timmy to open the window. Timmy didn't notice Mara there and opened the window, smacking her against the siding of the house. "OW!!!" She said as she slid down the house with a dazed look on her face. "That hurt!"
Sorry for taking so long to update! I sort of had trouble trying to get on my computer...anyway, I'm still waiting for people to email me if they wanted to be in my story...now's your chance to beat the stuffing out of Mara if you hate her...trust me it's gonna be fun! In the next chapter...Mara steals Makoto's identity! What will happen??