Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.17-It's A Pie Party!
Things aren't normal, as Cosmo can't resist trying to eat Wanda's freshly baked apple pie...
Cosmo, Luke, and Timmy jumped up from the couch in surprise as Wanda kicked through the living room door, holding up her apple pie high above her. "At last, my pie is done!" "...Geez Wanda! You almost gave us a heart attack!" Luke said weakly as he tried to maintain his manliness but it just wasn't happening. "Huh? Oh, sorry...just here to tell you guys that my apple pie is done, and that for some strange reason have this urge to put it on the table to cool off. So you pea-brains better not touch my pie, or I'll kick your ass!" Wanda warned them. "Huh...I don't even like apple pie...chocolate is better." Cosmo insisted as he played Final Fantasy 10.
"...God, why are you such a whiny brat, Tidus?!" Cosmo yelled at the TV as he watched Tidus complain to Auron about being in Spira. Timmy just rolled his eyes and watched his fairy godparent play video games. "You don't have to worry, Wanda! I will make sure they won't touch your pie...you can be sure of that!" Luke put on a sincere smile and winked at her. "...Nice try Casanova...but you're not laying one finger on it." Wanda said dully and thwaped him across the head. Luke grumbled as shuffled back to the couch with his head down. "...Thought I did a good job..." He said. Wanda ignored Luke and put police tape around the table for extra emphasis. "I'll be going out to get some ice cream to eat with the pie."
She grabbed her purse and looked evilly at the three bishounen sitting on the couch. "I booby trapped the pie...so if you touch it, you die a horrible gruesome death." She growled. Wanda then poofed off, letting the three guys alone...with the pie... "...Geez, I didn't think she'd leave!" Cosmo grumbled as he switched off the Playstation 2 and got up. "Now I can actually go and disobey her orders." Timmy's eyebrow went up. "Wanda said not to touch her pie." He said. "Oh come on! She just said that so we'd stay away and leave it alone so she can have it to herself!" Cosmo snorted, walking towards the table. When he reached out with a hand, an electric shock went through his body, frying him into a crisp. "...Wow...this thing is booby-trapped..." Cosmo puffed out a smoke ring before he dropped to the ground.
Luke smirked and put a hand on his hip. "Heh...I know how to deal with this." The bishoujo trainer took out rubber gloves and put them on. He slowly reached over the police tape and grabbed the pie. A little compartment on the side of the tin opened up, revealing a ray gun with laser targeting sight aiming between his eyes and ready to shoot. Luke sweatdropped and chuckled nervously as he looked down the cannon. "Uh...what's up?" Cosmo and Luke screamed as the laser started shooting at them when the red-haired teen narrowly missed being shot as he grabbed the pie off the table. They leapt over chairs and coffee tables, flopping onto the ground just as it saw them and shot the table.
"...I told you." Timmy said dully as he turned off the laser gun. "Ah, so what? We got the prize!" Luke said proudly. He held up the pie, which was still warm and looked really good to eat as soon as he crawled from under the table. " You know...I really don't feel like eating pie...I just liked the danger of getting it." Luke said, staring at the giant apple pie he held in his hands. "Besides, I like chocolate mousse pie anyway!" Cosmo glared at him and took the pie away. "What?! After all our hard work?! Whatever happened to getting the reward?!" He demanded. Luke just let out a haughty chuckle. "I can just bake my own pie! I am one of the greatest chefs in the world! Ohohohohohohohohoho!" Luke then ran off, leaving just Cosmo and Timmy.
"Okay...what was that?" Cosmo sweatdropped. "I think it's the randomness working." Timmy said. "Uh huh...so...wanna split it?" Cosmo grinned happily as he held the pie out. "What?! Wanda's gonna kill us!" The teen said. "Not unless she finds the evidence!" The green-haired bishounen suggested proudly. "I think that seeing no pie on the table is enough evidence." Timmy said flatly. "...Oh. But it is warm..." Cosmo said as he looked at the crust. 'And looks good...wonder what'll happen if I told Timmy to stick his finger in it?' Timmy let out a yelp as he saw his fairy godparent slowly finger the pie lovingly. "What are you doing now!?" He demanded.
Cosmo put on a smile as he started to stroke the crust. "Touching it because it feels good." He answered. Timmy's mouth dropped open as the bishounen continued to stroke the pie, softly purring deep in his throat. Cosmo opened his eyes, his cheeks flushed. "Try it...it feels good..." The teen shook his head. "No way!" The fairy pouted. "Chicken." He said. Timmy's eyes narrowed as Cosmo smirked at him. "Nobody...calls me chicken." He growled. "Oh? Well then...prove it!" Timmy let out a growl and grabbed the pie away. "Fine! I will!" Timmy started stroking the pie with his fingers, and immediately a smile grew on his face. "...That does feel good." He sighed happily. "I know, doesn't it? I wonder what happens if you stick your finger in the pie?" Cosmo whispered in his ear.
"Hmm...haven't tried it before..." Timmy said. The teen slowly reached for the middle of the warm apple pie, where it was the softest, and slid his finger past the crust, where he could feel even more warmth inside. "Wow! It's hot in here!" He exclaimed and he moved his finger inside, swirling to feel the apples and moistness. Cosmo moved so that an arm was wrapped around Timmy's waist. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" He purred seductively. Timmy put on a coy look and smiled. "Before it gets cold..." At that point the pie was the least of their worries...
"Hey guys! I'm home with the ice cream! Are you all ready to eat my famous apple...where's my pie?" She asked herself as she noticed it wasn't on the table anymore. Wanda saw that there were crumbs on the floor, and she followed it like a trail to the kitchen. Outside, she found the pie tin on the ground. Wanda's face contorted into rage, and burst through the kitchen, ready to yell at the top of her lungs about respecting her orders when she saw something that completely changed her train of thought. "...OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER!?" Wanda screamed as she saw that Cosmo was on top of Timmy, and they were thrusting and kissing and moaning and tasting one another with their tongues.
They snapped their heads in the direction of the voice and paled. "Uh...it's not what it...looks...like." They stammered. "WHY ARE ALL THESE CRUMBS ON THE FLOOR?! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY PIE!?" Wanda screamed again, this time it was Luke who came running into the kitchen. He took one look and slowly closed his eyes. "...Okay, now I'm traumatized for the rest of my life." Luke then walked calmly out of the kitchen, out of sight. Things were somewhat silent before Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy heard screaming in the next room. "Well!?" Wanda demanded, facing the two pie thieves. "Uh...well you see...we...uh...ate it?" Timmy said sheepishly. Wanda's eyes adverted slowly to focus on their waists, which something was between their hips. She made out bits and pieces...and finally realized...
"...OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY PIE YOU GUYS ARE HUMPING THE HELL OUT OF!?" The pink fairy shrieked. Cosmo glanced down, and looked back up again with a guilty look on his face. "It was warm..." He explained. "And I...got kind of horny when I started thinking about it...so then, here we are..." Cosmo got off of Timmy and scraped some of the pie that wasn't mushed between their hips and stuck it back in the pie pan. "Um...want some?" he asked meekly, handing it out to her. Wanda's face grew an unhealthy shade of red as she started growling. "...Uh oh..." Timmy said. "YOU...PERVERTED BASTARDS!!!!" She screamed, beating the crap out of them before knocking them into the air with her hammer.