Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.19- Another Pointless Commercial Break
After the little pie incident, the cast takes another break. But it's a lot crazier than last time because more characters make a cameo appearance… oh yeah, in case you didn't know, the director is me of course…
"…Gah!! The evilness is slowly poisoning my mind!!" Luke screamed as he ran around the break room. Cosmo's eyes grew flat as he watched him run around with his arms flailing. "Dude…it was all part of the crazy director's script. It wasn't real." He said dully. Luke stopped running long enough to point and glare at Cosmo. "What!? Screwing your gay lover on top of a freakin' apple pie?!" Cosmo shrugged. "Is doing it in your trailer real enough for you?" He asked. Luke's mouth dropped open. "YOU DID WHAT!?!?" He screamed at the green-haired fairy. Cosmo winked and stuck out his tongue at the teenager. "Do you have someone to clean for you?" Before Mara's boyfriend had a chance to choke the fairy to death, Wanda and Timmy came running into the break room.
"I've got some good news and bad news." Wanda announced. "What's the good news?" Cosmo asked. "The good news is that Luke didn't find our sex toys under the bed." Timmy announced. Cosmo's eyes gleamed. "Good! So what's the bad news?" "The bad news is that I found a fairy that is just about as queer as us." Cosmo paused for a second. "Wait a minute…if you found a fairy that likes guys, wouldn't that be good news instead?" Timmy shrugged. "Well, I guess. His name is Jason and he's the fairy godparent of some kid from downstairs…" "…Is he hot?" Cosmo asked. Timmy smiled. "He's Irish…" Wanda whacked Timmy and Cosmo on the head with her mallet. "HEY!!!! Enough, you queers! You still haven't heard my news!" She yelled.
"What's your news?" Luke asked. "If it's about making me watch Cosmo and Timmy in a threesome, excuse while I go barf," He replied as he turned to leave. Wanda sighed and grabbed his shirt, pulling him back. "No, that's already old news." She said. "Cosmo and Timmy singing some queer tune on stage?" He asked. Wanda frowned at him. "No! Besides, they already did that two parodies ago." Luke stared at the pink-haired bishoujo. "What is it then?" He asked. Wanda let go of Luke's shirt and stood back. "The good news is that there's another Fairyversary coming up. The bad news is that this year's gift is another muffin." She said sourly. "Really? I'm surprised that they're giving Timmy another muffin…considering what happened the last time." Cosmo said. Suddenly, there was a flashback of Abra-Catastrophe...
"Which is why they didn't let him have another muffin until this year." Wanda explained. "Oh ho…so the next scene is based somewhere around hot muffins and sexy doughnuts, eh?" Luke asked. Suddenly a giant muffin ran through the room and out another door. "What the!?" "…COME BACK YOU STUDLY BLUEBERRY MUFFIN OF MINE!!!" The cast whirled around to see the infamous Dragonball Z Goku zooming into the break room with drool running down his chin. He paused in his pursuit of a supposedly muffin that ran through the room. "Hi! Have you guys seen a giant muffin running around here?" He asked. They exchanged flat looks with each other before facing Goku again. "Um, no…who the hell are you and what are you doing here?" Luke asked. Goku laughed and scratched the back of his head. "Well, I'm Son Goku, and I'm here to make a cameo appearance."
"Under who?" Wanda asked. "Well, the director of course!" Goku took out a contract and showed the FOP cast. "Hmm…it says that you and some guy named Vegeta are supposed to make a cameo appearance, and show up every so often in the following chapters…" Wanda looked at the end of the paper. "Well, until the sequel." Goku explained. "Then our contract is over,then somebody else comes and appears." "Ah, I see." Wanda said. Suddenly out of nowhere, several bags appear beside Goku. "So...which room is mine?" "...YOU BETTER NOT PUT ME IN THE SAME ROOM AS KAKAROTT!! OR ELSE I'LL BLAST YOU ALL!!" The cast, Luke, and Goku whirled around to see a short spiky-haired man clad in blue spandex. 'NOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU TRUNKS!!' Cosmo gritted to himself as he remembered...last time...
"Is that you, Vegeta?" Luke questioned. "Wow, you haven't changed since I last seen you...especially in that net Mara stuck you in." Vegeta snorted, folding his arms. "I didn't need help getting out of it." Luke let out a snort similar to his. "HA! Yeah right! You so needed my help!" Vegeta gritted his teeth. "I did not, and you know it, you little whelp!" Luke let out a squeal as he dodged a chi blast aimed at him. Timmy rolled hs eyes and faced Goku again. "Want me to show you your trailer?" "Sure." Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, and Goku left the room, leaving Luke to deal with the short angry saiyajin.
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