Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.19-Of Hot Muffins and Magic Donuts
Goku and Vegeta are now temporarily residing in the Turner house with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Luke. It's the 6th year Fairyversary for Timmy, and yes, he's going to finally another magic muffin. Or is he? But when Mara hears that when that certain baked good grants anyone a wish, she decides to steal it…
"…What a hot muffin." Goku sighed as he eyed the blueberry muffin that was sitting on Timmy's desk. "Hey! Stay away from my girlfriend!" Timmy said, slapping the saiyajin's hand away. "Geez you glutton…It's just a baked good." Goku grumbled, rubbing his hand. "Since when was your girlfriend a muffin?" "…Since I made her." Timmy shot back as he cuddled the muffin in his arms. "Okay, that's a bit too much loving there." Goku mumbled. "…HEY! Donuts are sexy to me!" Timmy growled.
Suddenly, a gigantic poof rocked the room, and Jorgen Von Strangle stood in the middle of the bedroom, the same as always. "Congratulations, it's the sixth year Fairyversary since getting your godparents. How do you feel, puny pink-hatted one?" Jorgen boomed at Timmy. The teenager dropped the muffin he held in his hand and beamed up at the large fairy. "Greater than ever." He said happily. "Good. Here's your reward." Jorgen waved his huge wand, and up came a small chest in front of him. "…Can it be?" Cosmo asked in awe as he stared at the glowing box. "It is!" Wanda said, her mouth dropping open. "…What's it?' Goku asked as he came over with the muffin in this mouth.
"Kakarott! Spit that out! It's been more than ten seconds!" Vegeta snorted, thwapping the other saiyajin in the head. The spiky-haired one spat out the muffin and glared evilly at Vegeta. "…It's the most magical item you can get when you've had godparents for a long time." Jorgen explained, opening the chest. Everyone gasped as a shiny thing came out, floating in mid-air. "Ooh! It's so shiny! Like some kind of vibrator." Cosmo said, staring intensely at it. Suddenly the green-haired fairy's eyes widened in horror. "GAH!!! I IMAGINED SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE!!" He cried, rolling around onto the ground afterwards. "EVIL THOUGHTS!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Everyone rolled their eyes and ignored Cosmo. "Take it, Turner. You deserve it. I think." Goku said, observing it carefully. Timmy gulped in nervousness, and reached out for it.
"HEY! I thought it was a muffin!" Timmy scowled as he glanced at the glowing colorful donut in his hand. Jorgen shrugged. "Don't blame me. Every sixth Fairyversary we give out donuts. But this is kind of new since nobody has gone on as long as you." He explained. "Therefore, ENJOY YOUR DONUT, PUNY EARTH TEENAGER!!" He boomed before he disappeared in a poof of smoke. CRASH! everyone turned to see Vash the Stampede burst through the wall with a big grin on his face. "Did someone say donut?" he asked. "…Vash the Stampede?" Wanda asked. "That's my name, don't wear it out!" He grinned happily. Cosmo in the meantime, was still crashing into things in the background, screaming how he'd gone blind.
Vash's eyes turned into hearts as his eyes lay on the magic donut. "…Ooh! Barvarian-crème filled?" He asked. Timmy shrugged. "I think so." He answered. "HURRAH!! DONUT!!!" He then launched himself at the donut, but Goku tackled him to the ground. "My donut!" They knocked over the table, making it roll onto the ground. Goku pounced after it and bit into it. "Eh??? Why does it taste so nasty?" He asked as he spit it out. Suddenly, the room was filled with donuts of all shapes and sizes. Vash let out a squeal of happiness and jumped into the pile like a schoolgirl.
"Did you ask for more donuts?" Luke asked. "Of course. What else can you do with it?" Goku said, munching on donuts. Vegeta's ears perked up at this. "Hmm…an opportunity to wish myself stronger. Perhaps I will consume the nasty donut for my personal needs." Vegeta mumbled to himself. "Did you hear that? Vegeta says he's going to eat the donut to be stronger." Luke said, pointing at him. "…Well too bad, you know you're not going to." Timmy scowled. "…Blast! This is what I get for thinking out loud!" Vegeta said. "I'll show that little whelp...damn, I did it again…" He looks up at the little cloud floating above him. "Why don't you put my personal thoughts in my mind!?" He yelled. "…Because it's fun to hear what you're thinking." The voice from the cloud answered.
"…Don't make me come up there!" Vegeta yelled. "Ha. Let's see you try." The voice mocked. Vegeta growled and jumped to try and catch the cloud, but he was whacked in the head with a stale loaf of bread. "…You're mine Vegeta." Mara sneered. "...Holy crap! How's she get in here?! I thought you set up an anti-Mara force field, Cosmo!" Timmy said. Cosmo shrugged. "Mara threatened to pair us up in a hentai FOP doujinshi. What can I do about that?" Timmy groaned and slapped his face in frustration. "Great…" Luke grinned sheepishly as he saw his girlfriend. "Uh…hi Mara….how have you been?" He asked nervously. Mara put on a poisoned honey smile as she walked up to him. "Luke…who said you could side with the good guys?" She demanded. "…No one?" Mara narrowed her eyes and aimed a pistol at him. "I'm going to shoot you in the ass for betraying me."
"No! Don't shoot me in the good cheek!" Luke pleaded. "Anything but the good cheek!" They stared at Luke. "What the hell's the good cheek?" Luke shrugged. "I don't know myself." Mara cocked back the hammer of the gun, making Luke panic wildly. "I'm too young to die by true love!" He wailed. Vash blinked as he stared at Mara. "Hey! You're that cute chick that stole my pistols away from me and spray-painted them pink!" He said, pointing at Mara. She smirked as she faced him. "I've got your donut…" She sang, waving the donut in front of the gunslinger. "MINE!!" Vash launched himself at her, but he got conked out by a frying pan that happened to be on the floor. He hit the ground with swirls in his eyes. "Whatever happened to love and peace?" He mumbled.
Timmy gasped as he saw Mara bite into the magic donut that she found by Vash. "Ew! That tastes nasty!" She said, making a face. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Luke yelled. "Now she's going to wish for world domination!" They looked at him, blinking. "…And all the bishounen in the world to be her slaves." He added dully. Everyone then screamed in terror. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WON, FOOLS!!! PREPARE FOR THE GOLDEN AGE OF MARA JADE, THE EVIL ANIME OTAKU BISHOUNEN TRAINER!!!" She laughed evilly as lighting struck behind her in the background. "…Eh? Where did that lightning come from?" Vash asked as he nibbled on a regular donut. "I wish for world domination and all the bishounen to be my slaves for my evil bidding!" "Oh crap!!! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I had a magic-resistant bomb shelter we can all hide in!" Timmy yelled. The wands glowed, and up came a bomb shelter. Everyone ran into there just as the wish started taking place.