Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.20- The Trouble with Girls!
The FOP crew and everyone else in the shelter might be safe from Mara's evil wrath, but that doesn't mean they aren't safe from the other fangirls that are out there!
"Now what are we going to do?" Wanda muttered as they sat in the magic shelter for who knows how long. "Most likely Mara is out ruling the world. But hey, what can she do?" Goku asked. Suddenly there was a flash, and they all imagined Mara sitting on a throne and laughing maniacally as a whole lot of bishounen were pushing wheels around and around for no apparent reason. "…Odd…I would've thought she would stick them in doujinshi." Cosmo said. "Well, things can't get any worse, can it?" Vash asked. They all looked at him. "Why are you still here?" Vegeta asked. Vash shrugged. "I came to get my pistols back." He answered.
Suddenly, there was a cry of protest from outside the shelter. Timmy managed to crack the door open and poke his head out to see what was going on. He gulped when he saw a whole bunch of fangirls standing outside. "Hi, Timmy!" They all chanted at him. "Um...hello." He greeted nervously. "Hey everyone! S.O.B is still on!" One of them called out at the crowd. "Yay!" They all cheered. Timmy opened the door wider, and everyone poked their heads out too. "What's going on?" Goku asked. "Why are there a whole bunch of cute girls outside?" "Don't you know? We, the fangirls of the world, are uniting to form S.O.B!" Ash vault rose garden said as she stepped out from the crowd. "Stuck On Bisque?" Timmy asked. "…Shaking Our Butts?" Vash asked. "…Sugar or Bust?" Cosmo asked. "…Short Overrated Beans?" Goku suggested. "…Shakira Overloads on Breakfast?" Vegeta said. Ash vault rose garden rolled her eyes. "No! Of course not…it stands for…" "Sex on the Beach?" Wanda asked. Everyone looked at her. "What? What did I say?"
Ash vault rose garden slapped her face in frustration. "ARGH!! NO!! It's stands for SAVE OUR BISHOUNEN!" "…Oh! Well you could've said that in the first place." Wanda said. "Yeah, you could've." They agreed, nodding at each other. "Hey! Mara's coming this way!" Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter exclaimed, pointing out the window. The FOP crew ran to the window, their mouths dropping as they saw what was outside. "…Holy crap! Every guy is uber-gay now! Even the ones who are gay! That's like…super uber gay! Mega uber gay! The gayest of gays! Shounen-ai times infinity!" Some fangirls growled at Cosmo, and he freaked out, running away before he could get beat up. They saw that every bishounen from every anime show you could think of was standing like zombies outside like an army wearing hot pink T-shirts that said, 'Shounen-ai Rocks.' "Noooooooo!! Inu-yasha!" One of the fangirls named dragonballzfreakgirl wailed. "Pink makes you look like a sissy!!!!"
"…Is it just me, or did Mara pair all those bishounen up?" Another fangirl named Galixia asked. "…Eh? What do you mean?" CloudRox1asked. "Look! All of the guys are holding hands!" She pointed out, indicating couples. "…NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU EVIL FREAK!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!" She yelled. Timmy blinked in confusion. "…Why?" "Because everyone knows CLOUD deserves to be with WHAT'S-THEIR-FACE!!" She screamed at him. "…Sephiroth?" Timmy asked. "…Don't make me hurt you, Turner." "…Okay." She turned back to the huge crowd down below the window. "…SO WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT BACK! WHO'S WITH ME!?" CloudRox1 yelled. "WE ARE!" The crowd screamed back.
