Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.21-Crossdressing Isn't My Thing
An army of fangirls camp outside the Turner house, determined to get revenge and save their bishounen. But do they really have to be in the backyard? And how will they get revenge if they don't even know where Mara's evil lair is anyway?
"So if we deploy troops here, here, and here, we should be able to corner the evil one and make her surrender." Wanda said, pointing out several spots on a map. "…I don't see anything except for a plain piece of paper with dots and lines drawn on." Goku said dully as he examined the map. "..You're playing dot to dots." She answered. "Oh! No wonder the picture looked like a dolphin." Vegeta just rolled his eyes as he strolled away from the 'generals' to meet up with the captains of the units. "Since when did we become an army?" He asked. Several fangirls shrugged. "I don't know. Since when did this story have a plot?" CRASH!! "Fourth wall!" Someone yelled. "Don't worry! I'll fix it!" Felinoel then came in with a whole bunch of tape, patched up the wall, and disappeared again. "…Okay…whatever." Vegeta mumbled, walking away. Cosmo glanced at a piece of paper and realized something. "…Where is Mara anyway?"
"Oh…I totally forgot about her." Goku said as he shook off some fangirls who were clinging onto him. "Guys! I just found out something!" Timmy came dashing towards his friends. "What?" They asked. "My sources told me that Mara lives a in a big 'ol castle somewhere up by Dimmsdale Elementary School." "Now why the heck would she put an evil lair there?" Wanda asked. The brown-haired bishounen shrugged. "Don't ask me. I'm not the crazy otaku." He said. "Well, what else did you find out?" "Only fangirls who are on Mara's side get into the castle. Otherwise, nobody goes in, nobody goes out." "Just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!" Cosmo exclaimed. They all stared at him weirdly. "So, all of these fangirls can't go, which means we need someone to go in there. And it can't be me either. Mara knows that I'm definitely not on her side." Wanda said.
"Hm…who can go?" Vash the Stampede then just walked up to them. "Eh? What are you guys thinking about?" Everyone turned to the gunslinger, shrugging. "I don't know. We need someone who can get into Mara's castle. You know, someone who doesn't want anything to do with evilness or whatever. You choose." Vash thought about it, and then snapped his fingers. "I know! How about Ranma? He's half-guy, half girl!" He said happily. "But didn't Mara make him into a slave?" Cosmo asked. "Luckily he turned into a girl before the wish completely made its way into the world. Isn't that right?" Timmy asked. "I think so. I splashed water on him." A fangirl named Dark1 said. "Okay then! I wish Ranma was here, so he/she can help us!" Wanda and Cosmo waved their wands, and up came a black-haired boy with a pigtail and wearing a red Chinese shirt. "…What!? Who are you people!?" He demanded, pointing at them.
"Hi, Ranma! We want you to go on a quest to save the world." Luke said, as they all grinned, except for Vegeta, who just snorted. "Does it have anything to do with that evil Mara chick that just ran by me earlier before I got transported here?" The teen asked. "Well, yeah. Will you help us get into her castle?" Ranma frowned. "I'm not going to change into a girl." He said. "Dress up in girls' clothes or something!" Timmy said. "Sorry, cross-dressing isn't my thing." Ranma walked away. "…Don't make me sic all these fangirls on you, Ranma!" Wanda yelled after him. The teen paused, and slowly turned around, already afraid of those fangirls that gave him dirty looks for not helping. "…Unless someone dresses in drag with me." He finished. At that point, Luke and Cosmo pushed Vash into sight. "Here you are. He says he's willing to cross-dress if he gets donuts." They smirked. "Hey! I didn't say that!" Vash yelled.
"But I could use more donuts." He said as an afterthought. "Great! From now on you're going to be known as Tuxedo Vash." Ranma said. "…What a stupid name. How about Magical Boy Silly Vashy?" Vash asked. "Is it just me, or is that name even stupider than ever?" Luke asked. "It's stupider. Believe me…I know stupid." Cosmo said. "…Okay…fine…change into your sailor suit, Magical Boy Silly Vashy." Ranma mumbled, rolling his eyes. "Alrighty!" Vash turned to Timmy. "Can I have some little trinket that transforms me into my costume?" He asked. "What am I, your tailor? ...Ah never mind…I wish Vash had something like a magic wand." Timmy said. Wanda waved her wand, and up came a red stick with a donut on the end of it. "Cool! Donut power!" The gunslinger exclaimed. "All you got to do is chant this incantation, 'By the power of donuts…transform!' that's all, and it's very simple." Wanda explained as she handed it to him.
Vash held up the wand, and chanted the incantation. The wand glowed, and the light surrounded the blonde. Some cheesy transforming music then sounded in the background, making everyone look around in confusion as where it was coming from. Vash was naked so he could change into his uniform, but Goku then noticed something. "…HE'S BEEN CENSORED BY DIC/FUNIMATION/WHATEVER AMERICAN EDITING COMPANY THAT DOES HIS ANIME!" Goku accused, pointing at him. "Would you rather see him all naked?!" Vegeta scowled, thwapping him in the head once again. Anyway, Vash started transforming, his hair glowing as a tiara appeared in his hair, his body glowing as his sailor uniform appeared on him, complete with skirt, gloves, and boots. Some earrings appeared on his ears, giving Vash a very…err…feminine look to him.
"ACK!! I'VE GONE BLIND!!" Cosmo and Luke cried out, rolling on the ground and screaming something about scooping their eyes out with spoons. Wanda rolled her eyes but didn't bother to do anything. Most likely they'd end up doing it again. Finally, Vash completed his transformation by putting up a victory and winking. "I'm Crossdressing Boy…Silly Vashy!" He said. "Whatever happened to Magical Boy?" Ranma asked dully. Everyone shrugged as they watched Vash prance around in a skirt. "Oh GOD! HAIRY LEGS!!" Cosmo screamed again as he managed to open his eyes. He rolled around on the ground with a bunch of fangirls staring at him and sweat dropping. "…Bishounen don't have hairy legs, Cosmo." The green-haired bishounen ignored them, still clutching at his eyes. "…Oh well! We're off to rescue the bishounen!" Wanda said cheerily, dragging the idiots off.