Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.22-Here We Come To Wreck The Day!
Well, it's up to Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Luke, Goku, Vash, Ranma, and even Vegeta to rescue their fellow bishounen from the clutches of Mara. But they're gonna have to go through the booby traps first if they're going to!
The four guys in the group except for Vegeta were singing a very familiar song as they trudged towards Dimmsdale Elementary School. "…This is the song that doesn't end! Oh yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll just keep singing forever just because this is the song that doesn't end! Oh yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people…" THWAP!! "Will you stop singing that annoying song?!" Vegeta demanded. "I already have it stuck in my head, and I don't want you idiots to make it any worse!" He snarled. Everyone else stopped, but Goku ignored him, still singing it at the top of his lungs. It took everyone several times to shut him up.
Finally, they reached the school, and there behind in the baseball field, was a big ol' castle hovering over it. "Damn, that's huge…it sort of reminds me of that one anime movie 'Castle in the Sky.'" Goku said as he whistled at how large it was. "…Except a few feet over the ground." "Hey look everyone! For some odd reason there's a rope that says 'Do not pull because of the Utter Randomness That Happens'." Cosmo said as they walked up to the front door. Or really, flew up to it. "…Where have I heard of this before?" Luke asked as he studied the sign. "Should we pull it even though it says not to?" Vash asked. "Well if it says that, don't pull it. Duh." Ranma scowled. "Oh blast it all! I'm pulling it! I don't care!" Vegeta growled as he reached for the rope. "…Ah! Now I know! Danny Fenton was in Ch.1 of…Vegeta, don't!!" Luke yelled as he saw the saiyajin latch onto the rope. But it was too late. Vegeta pulled it, and it snapped in his hands.
"Oops. Is that supposed to happen?" He asked. The ground then started rumbling, and the group grew very wary of what was going on. "Oh crap! Earthquake!" Ranma exclaimed as they bounced along the ground. "Nice job Vegeta!" Wanda shot at him. "Yeah! How can we rescue everyone if you keep touching stuff?" Timmy asked. "Ah, pipe down! It'll stop soon enough." Vegeta answered. He was right. It stopped within a few seconds, and everyone got to their feet. Suddenly, a few pigeons flew above them and pooped on their heads before they flew away. "That's sick. Reminds me of the time I went to an amusement park and got their yellow crap on my hand. Thought someone sprayed mustard on me…it was still warm too." Cosmo gritted. They made disgusting faces as they wiped it off using Vegeta's spandex when they thought he wasn't looking.
"Well, let's get into the castle." He said as he opened up the door and let everyone through. As soon as the door shut, Vash realized something. "Oh my gosh! That was all randomness we went through!" He exclaimed. "…Wow you're right…..it doesn't take a genius to figure it out." Luke said sarcastically at him. Vash's eyes starting tearing up before he ran into a corner. "Where's the love?" He wailed. "Well obviously not here since we're in Mara's territory now." Wanda said. "Hey, what's that saying when you're about to rescue someone?" Goku asked. "…Oh, the one where you save the day or something like that." Ranma answered. "Oh yeah! Well…HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!" He sang as he leaped into the hallway, and got squashed against the wall.
"Holy crap! There's something invisible around here and it's going to kill us all!" Cosmo squealed. "No you idiot, look." Vegeta found a big ol' mallet lying next to the wall where it had a Goku-shaped hole in it. "More like here to wreck the day," he smirked. "It seems that there are traps around. If you follow where I go, we won't fall into anymore." He added as he picked up an unconscious Goku from the wall. Everyone agreed and followed the short man, including Vash who had just stopped wailing and was now being cold to Luke and everyone else he thought was annoying. Vegeta seemed to be right as he walked through the dark hallways, each one with its own deadly trap. Cosmo, who was the last in line, accidentally stepped on a loose stone, and it crumbled away. The walls around the ground shook a bit, and Vash let out a scream, jumping into Wanda's arms. "…My hero! He said happily.
"…" She rolled her eyes and dropped him on the ground with a thud. "What did you step on!?" Vegeta demanded as he looked at Cosmo. "Nothing." He said innocently as he kicked away the loose stone behind him, hitting another stone switch. A door beside them opened up, and out flew something very scary, latching onto Cosmo's face. "AHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!" He screamed, running around. "Holy crap! It's some kind of freakishly paper-like monster!" Ranma pointed out. Everyone got into battle stances as they realized what it was. Some battle music came on, and everything went hazy, turning everything into a RPG battle. Ranma, Wanda, and Timmy were in their battle stances.
(Mission: Attack monster to free Cosmo) Attack. Ranma jumped in first, dealing 15 damage points to the monster with his martial arts. Attack. Wanda held her wand out, smacking the monster. She missed, and got hit 7 points before jumping back to her spot. Skills: Steal. Timmy jumped at the monster, stealing some items from the monster. Obtained doujinshi! Cosmo dealt three damage to all of them, still possessed by the paper monster. At that point, Wanda switched, bringing in Goku. Special attack: Kamehameha. A CG came up, with Goku powering up his chi to unleash his attack. He unleashed it, killing off the monster with 600 attack points dealt to it. The monster disappeared, and Cosmo fell to the ground unharmed. Victory music came on as they jumped around doing their victory dance.
A menu came up, giving 10 exp. Points to those who fought, and adding a level to Ranma. Then it gave a paper fan as a spoil from the battle. It then disappeared, laving the group bewildered and confused as they stood over the burnt up paper book on the ground. "What was that?" Vash asked. "I don't know, but like I said, it's the utter randomness that's working its way in us. Let's get to the throne room quick before it becomes a PWP." Luke said as they raced up the stairs. "PWP?" "It stands for: Plot? What plot?" "Oh come on! It's not like there was any plot on the first place." Vegeta snorted. CRASH!!! "Fourth wall!" They yelled.