Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!

Ch.23- At Least There's Some Good News

After their little run in with some traps, our heroes have yet to get to the main room of Mara's castle. And just what do they do with doujinshi?

"I wonder if there was any plot whatsoever the whole time ObiOtaku's been writing this." Cosmo said. CRASH!!! "Dude, last sentence of the last chapter." Ranma pointed out. "Oh, yeah…" "…You know I just realized that in chapter 21, I wasn't supposed to go." Wanda admitted as they walked through the halls. "Then why are you here?" Vegeta asked. "How the heck am I supposed to know?" She said, shrugging. "There's just utter randomness going on." CRASH!! Suddenly, the voice from the cloud floating above them boomed out. "Will you guys quit breaking the fourth wall!? My assistant can't keep up!" Out of nowhere, Felinoel comes running up the stairs, takes a breather, tapes up the wall, and then runs down the stairs.

"…See?" The voice asked. "We can't help it…can we?" Timmy asked everyone, who nodded in agreement. "So when are we going to get to Mara's main throne room?" The voice sighed, "Okay fine…whatever." There was some click clacking noises from the cloud, and there suddenly was a door next to the party. "Whoa…déjà vu." Vash said. The party then opened the door and started running up the flights of stairs.

Meanwhile in Mara's throne room…

"SLAVE!! GET ME MY MANGO SLUSHIE!!" Mara barked out at Tazuki. The Suzaku star nodded slowly and walked off to get it. When he came back, Mara smirked and took the slushie from the tray it sat upon. Sipping it, she looked at the orange-haired cutie from Fushigi Yugi. "You know, you'd look better in a maid's uniform like everyone else. Go and put it on for me." "Yes, Your Majesty." Tazuki said in a monotone voice as he bowed and left the throne room. Mara lay back in her red-velvet lined chair and ordered a certain purple-haired Phantom Thief to enter. "Yes, My Lady?" Dark Mousy asked as he entered wearing a maid's uniform. "Status report on my Queendom." She said. "Everything is exactly as you wished for, my queen. Except…" He started. "Except what?" She asked coolly. "Well there seems to be a rebellious blonde down in the kitchens." Dark said in a trance.

"And who is this rebellious blonde?" Mara asked. "Well from what I've heard, he used to be in a group called Nittle Gnasper or some rock band." "Ah…Tohma Seguchi…bring him here." Mara said. "…I will." Dark said bowing and leaving the room. Within a few seconds, Tohma was brought up by a dark-blue haired young man named Tamahome and another man who wore glasses by the name of Shuichiro Aoki. They dropped him at Mara's feet. "Tohma…what's this I heard about you rebelling in the kitchens?" Mara purred at him. The blonde stuck his tongue out. "Nyah! I'm not under your spell! Besides, I'm bi! So it doesn't affect me because I'm not straight like a ruler, yet I'm not a rainbow either!" He leered at the otaku. Mara blinked slowly, and sat up straight. "…You're right. I totally forgot. Tamahome…Shuichiro…catapult him out the window."

"Um, what?" Tohma asked. "Yes, our queen." They responded, seizing Tohma by the arms once again. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Guys! Snap out of it!!! Fight the evil!!! Together we can overthrow Mara!!!!" He tried all he could but it didn't work. "…You'll never get away with this, you evil witch!" Tohma yelled as he was dragged away. He was then stuck into the giant catapult by the window. "I WILL BE AVENGED!!!" "Fire." Mara said in a bored voice. Within a few seconds, Tohma was launched, and he could be heard screaming as he flew through the air.

Back on the stairs…

"Mara's catapulting people out her castle!" Timmy said and he saw a person fly through the air at an incredible speed towards the fangirl army camp. "Boy, I feel sorry for whoever that is." Cosmo said as they looked through a window. After the person looked like a speck in the horizon, they continued climbing up.

At the S.O.B army camp…

"Lady Ash vault rose garden! News from the front line!" A fangirl by the name of Mariklover12 A.K.A. Kei-chan said as she came up and saluted smartly. "Tohma bunny has been catapulted from the evil one's castle, and is heading this way now!" "Tohma was rejected by Mara!? Wow…that's a first. Kei-chan…some soldiers are out there to catch Tohma, so make sure there's enough netting and Gravitation fangirls out there too! Move or else he'll collide into the ground!" Ash vault rose garden commanded. Kei-chan nodded, and ran off, barking orders to several fangirls to help her. As they ran out there, Tohma came screaming into sight, and flew downwards towards the safety net. CRASH!! Everyone blinked as they realized that Tohma hit the ground a couple of feet away from them. "…Tohma bunny! Are you okay!?" Kei-chan asked, shaking the blonde wildly. He couldn't answer with swirls in his eyes.

Back at the castle…

"My lady, are you sure that's wise to catapult someone out the window like that? Perhaps an army of fangirls find out?" Dark asked. "My ideas are always wise! Besides, it's not like they're going to really form an army! And even if they did, I have no weaknesses! Muahahahahah!" Mara laughed. "Oh? But what about that one time I was reading a Sailor Moon shoujo-ai doujinshi and you ordered me to burn it because every time you looked at it you cringed?" Dark asked. "…Blast! How dare you reveal my weakness to whoever might be out there!" Mara hissed, whacking Dark with a mallet.

Back on the stairs…

"Whoa…for some reason I just figured out Mara's weakness." Timmy said as he glanced at the doujinshi he obtained from the last chapter. "Shoujo-ai? Do you think?" Wanda asked. "Ooh, shoujo-ai!? Gimme that!" Luke took the doujinshi away and gave one to Cosmo, and both of them started reading it greedily with Vegeta, Ranma and Goku reading over their shoulders. "…Oh…Rei and Usagi…" Luke drooled. "…Makoto-chan should be doing me instead of Usagi!!" Cosmo complained as he glared at the pages he turned to. "…I prefer Rei and Minako myself." Goku started. "…No way! Usagi and Rei!" Ranma said. "Blast both of you. Minako and Makoto." Vegeta smirked.

"…Oh yeah! Holla out to my home boy!" Cosmo said as he high-fived Vegeta. "Nah…how about Ami, Rei, Minako, Makoto, and Usagi…in a fivesome??" Vash suggested. All the guys stared at him for a bit, and then broke into really huge grins. "Ohhhhh…that's even better!" "…Men!" Wanda muttered, rolling her eyes. "Well, at least there's some good news. We could use a break from running up the stairs anyway." Timmy shrugged.