Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.24- Save Our Bishounen!
"Where we last left off, our heroes were still getting through the traps in castle, while the fangirl army was working their way towards Operation: Bishounen Freedom. With their morale boosted for having Tohma Seguchi in their ranks, the army is slowly preparing to invade Mara's evil territory…" "Hey! Who's that?" Dragonballzfreakgirl asked. "Is he a spy?" "…He's probably one of Mara's evil henchmen! Get him!" Galixia yelled, pointing at him. The narrator heard this and freaked out, running away from a bunch of angry fangirls who were wielding rakes, swords, spears, and other sharp pointy objects to inflict pain with. "GAH!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! IF I WANTED TO, OBIOTAKU SHOULD'VE PAID ME MORE!!" He screamed. "Hey!!!! You should be lucky I even had you make a cameo appearance, Fenton!!" The voice yelled from the cloud.
"I WOULD HAVE RATHER STAYED IN 'THE BISHOUNEN GHOST BOY' INSTEAD!! GETTING THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF ME IN THAT STORY IS LOT MORE, WELL…NON-BODILY!!" Danny yelled back. "GET THE SPY!!!" The fangirls yelled as they kept chasing after him. Eventually they ran over a hill, and they were yelps of pain and other bodily sounds of getting the crap kicked out of. The voice from the cloud just whistled and slowly floated away back to the action taking place over at the castle. "SAVE OUR BISHOUNEN!!"
In the castle staircase…
"I swear its some kind of…what was that word people used when Justin Timberlake took off Janet Jackson's costume off and exposed her right breast at the Superbowl?" Luke asked. "A wardrobe malfunction?" Cosmo said. "Oh yeah! That's it! I mean, they could've used more nudity in this page…what do you think?" Luke asked as he studied the doujinshi in front of him. "I don't know…I suggest the author take the rating up a notch if we're going to describe this sort of thing." Cosmo suggested. "Huh…yeah…I've noticed it's stayed at PG-13 until I dunno…I forgot when she changed the rating and stuff." CRASH!!!! Wanda finally hit the two bishounen over the head with her mallet. "Are you two done destroying the fourth wall?? I'd like to kick the crap out of Mara before I get old!!" She gritted between her teeth. "…Since when were you young?" Vegeta sniggered. At that point, fire appeared in her eyes, and she turned to scream at Vegeta. "I AM NOT OLD!!!!"
"…Oh? My mistake…you're fat then." Vegeta said. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE, YOU SHORT SPANDEX-CLAD EGOTISICAL BASTARD!!! I OUGHTA HAVE LET MARA TAKE YOU WHILE I STILL HAD THE CHANCE YOU FREAK!!!" Wanda screamed as she ran at the saiyajin, but was held back by Goku. "Now now, Wanda…violence doesn't solve anything, but if it's Vegeta you're talking about, he does deserve an ass-kicking." Goku said. "Kakkarott!? You're taking her side?" Vegeta demanded. "Well you have been getting on everyone's nerves lately." Ranma said. "You're not in this, crossdresser!" Vegeta shot at him. "…Oh hell no you just did not call me a cross dresser." He said. "Well you're not, but in your line of anime, you're most likely a drag queen." Vash put in his two cents.
"Shut up you malnourished dumb blonde!" Ranma yelled. "Hey! I get my daily serving of vitamin R, C, and G in donuts!" Vash yelled back. "HA!! There's no such thing as Vitamins R and G you idiot!" "Cosmo, will you please get your booty on over here and defend me?" Wanda asked. "Why? Goku's doing a fine job of that." Cosmo snorted. "Look here…he's just making sure I don't kill Vegeta." Wanda explained. "Ohh, getting on the defensive now, eh?" The green-haired fairy asked. "Cosmo, stop being jelalous!" "I'm not jealous; I'm just making sure he ain't taking my woman." Cosmo said. "…COSMO DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!" Wanda yelled, almost forgetting about Vegeta.
"…Damn girl, you got some hate issues, and I ain't gonna take it!" Cosmo said, snapping his fingers and bobbing his head. "Mm hmm…that's right." "…Why are you talking like that?" Luke asked. "I don't know. For a moment there I had the urge to do something East side." Cosmo shrugged. "Ha! You probably don't even know what East side is!" Luke said. "Hey! I'm gangsta enough for the both of us!" Cosmo argued. And as things started to heat up between the group, Timmy finally broke it up by yelling at the top of his voice. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS EVEN ARGUING ABOUT!!??" He screamed. Everyone paused and looked at each other. "I dunno." They said, shrugging their shoulders.