Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.25- Operation: Bishounen Freedom!
This is the third to the last chapter of FOPGA, and I just want to thank everyone who has read this and commented on my story. I'm so happy! tears up before getting poked by stick Anyway, yes, there will be a sequel to this, so it's even crazier!
Lady Myotismon: Well, Ch.4 was written before updated their site and stuff, so some of the earlier chapters got kind of messed up, but I'm planning to rewrite it after I finish this story up, then work on the sequel.
Enough of my ranting…here's the chapter!
"Are we there yet?" Comso complained as they continued their trek up the enormously long flight of stairs to Mara's throne room. "Well if you hadn't stopped to read hentai, then we would've been there by now!" Wanda shot back. "What?! You're blaming me?! Luke was the one with the perverted mind!" Cosmo growled, glaring at the bishoujo trainer. Luke just shrugged and whistled innocently. "Will you both shut up? You're giving me a blasted headache!" Vegeta grumbled, rubbing his head in annoyance. "Kind of like you and Bulma, eh Veggie?" Goku chuckled. "…DON'T CALL ME VEGGIE!!" Vegeta yelled. Suddenly, an elevator appeared next to him. "…Welcome to Versa-tell. Please state the names of the people of your party, and what you are here for." A cheerful voice said as they entered the elevator.
"Uh, I'm Son Goku, savior of the Earth, along with Vegeta, Vash the Stampede, Cosmo and Wanda and their godchild Timmy Turner, and Ranma Saotome, crossdresser." Goku said. "Hey!" Ranma said. "Thank you…please take your badges and attatch them to the front of your clothes. Have a nice day!" The voice went away, and several badges flew out at them. Everyone caught theirs, each saying their name on it with the words Rescue Mission underneath. The doors closed behind them. "…Okay, now what?" Vash asked. "Well, we're here to go to Mara's throne room, right? So obviously it's on level 18 because it's her favorite number." Luke explained. "I hope you're right." Wanda said, pressing the button that had eighteen on it. The elevator started, and they were finally on their way.
Meanwhile, back at the fangirl army camp…
"…I'm sick and tired of waiting! Let's just attack the castle already!" Tohma complained as he sat in a chair by the main tent. Some fangirls were using palm leaves to fan him down, while another massaged his back. "I mean, they've been gone for what…a week now?" He asked. "It's been only a day." A fangirl named Lady Myotismon said, rolling her eyes as she passed by. "It sure doesn't feel like it." Tohma scowled as he rubbed some more suntan lotion on his nose like a nerd. At that point, Ash vault rose garden pulled up on a moped and thwapped him across the head. "Stop complainin! You'll get your revenge like the rest of us." "Bah…" Tohma sat back down and started slurping up a pink lemonade slushie.
"Mara! Your evil reign of terror has ended!" Timmy announced as they burst in through the double doors. "We're here to rescue all of the guys from you!" The teen paused to nudge Vegeta in the arm. "Even the ones we don't like." He said dully. "Dark! Quick! I need one of your witty and clever strategies!" Mara said. "But I don't know jack about fighting!" Dark said. Mara glared at him. "…Uh…put 60 pretty boys on them." "Brilliant! Dark, you're amazing! …SLAVES!! GET THEM!" Mara shouted, pointing at the group. About 60 bishounen came into the room, most of them fighters from different kinds of anime. Including some of the really cruddy ones. I have no clue what kinds, but I'm pretty sure there are some out there. The party got into fighting stances, eying the group surrounding them. "Finally! I'm been waiting for a good fight." Vegeta smirked, cracking his knuckles. "Hear hear." Goku said.
Within a few minutes, they kicked most of the bishounens' butts. "…Eh, ObiOtaku's just too lazy to write out the battle in RPG mode." Cosmo whispered under his breath to Timmy as he held his star ended lightsaber out in front of him. "I wouldn't say that if I was you." Timmy said. KA-THUNK!! A brick fell from the cloud, "accidentally" conking out the green-haired bishounen unconscious. "Take that!" The voice snorted. As quickly as they came in, they were captured.
"WANDA!" Cosmo wailed. "YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE CATAPULTED!!" He cried. They looked at him, and the green-eyed bishoujo blinked. "Hey, that's a great idea!" "Cosmo!" Wanda glared at her husband. Mara smirked as she watched Mamoru stick Wanda into the catapult, and pull the lever. The pink-haired bishoujo screamed as she flew through the window. The evil otaku then turned to her captured prizes. "Put them in the dungeon!" Mara cackled. The bishouen slowly nodded, herding the captured members into the middle of the room. Gene Starwind pressed a button, and bars surrounded them. At the same time, the floor opened below them, and the cage quickly dropped into the pit. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" But somehow, the cage halted in mid-air by the chain, causing everyone to collide into each other. "Ouch! That hurt!" Vash whined as he rubbed his butt. "…Now what do we do, genius?" Vegeta asked sarcastically as they were now trapped in a cage, in which they were hanging over a pit full of…"CATS!! GAH!!" Ranma screamed, hanging onto Vash for dear life. "…Will you get off me? You're too close to my crotch!" Vash scowled, shoving the shaking martial artist off him.
In the meantime, Wanda flew through the sky, landing on top of Tohma Seguchi and knocking him out. He was resting peacefully on the army cot a few seconds earlier. She shook her head, and quickly ran over to Ash vault rose garden's strategist tent…
"Milady…" Dark started as he entered the throne room and bowed. "What? Can't you see I'm trying to have fun?" Mara asked as she poked the six bishounen through the cell bars with a stick. "Yes, but I have some urgent news. Apparently the fangirl army is behind me now." "WHAT???" Mara screeched as she stopped poking and whirled around. She then saw a whole bunch of fangirls with their sharp pointy objects, and with very angry looks on their faces. "…Oh crap." Mara said sweatdropping.