Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime!
Ch.26- Mara Gets What She Deserves
The fangirl army has penetrated Mara's castle, but what happens when the evil otaku sends forth her bishounen zombie army? A whole lot of glomping, that's what!
"GET MARA!" The fangirl army screamed as they ran after the evil bishounen trainer, waving their pointy sharp objects. Mara growled as she ran for her life to a nearby gate where she held her very own army. "Go, my pretties!" Mara cackled as she slammed the button to the gate, opening it up and revealing a whole bunch of bishounen. They ran out with their own weapons of mass destruction. The fangirl army surged forward, and there was nothing but clanks of rakes and forks and other weird weapons against one another. The group watched in awe as the fangirl army was slowly being beaten back, considering they didn't want to hurt their bishounen. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLS!" Mara laughed, pointing at the group. "You can't stand the thought of hurting your men, can you? Your fangirlish whims are your weakness and won't save you once I send the rest of my army in to destroy you!"
"Dang! What do we do?" CloudRox1 asked as she bonked several bishounen on the head with a rubber chicken. "I don't know! If Mara actually has a weakness, we could use that to our advantage and fight back!" Ash vault rose garden said as she beat back Goten with one of those big ol' cell phones that first appeared in the nineties. "But she doesn't have a weakness!" Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter argued, jumping over Naruto as he dove for her but landed on his stomach. "Well, we're just gonna have to figure it out!"
In the meantime, our heroes are still stuck in their cage over the pit of cats. Ranma was still freaking out, while the rest of the group was bored out of their minds. "Boring!" Cosmo yawned as he flipped through a Tenchi Muyo shoujo-ai doujinshi from their stash, waiting for something exciting to actually happen. "They've been fighting for ten minutes, and I'm already bored to death." Vegeta groaned, rolling his eyes up at the ceiling. "I don't know why, but I think ObiOtaku's making fun of our show." He said. "Why?" Goku asked. "Because we constantly stretched out the fighting, and she got bored easily. It's either that, or she's too lazy to type out the fighting. "Hey!" The voice from the cloud said as it threw a brick and conked out Vegeta.
"That's what you get for talking about me without my knowledge!" The cloud fumed as floated around in an angry shade of red. "Well, that's good enough for me." Cosmo said as he tossed the doujinshi out the cage. For some odd reason, it landed near Mara, and she picked it up. "Ooh! Tenchi Muyo manga!" She looked through it, and paled. "EEEKKKK! LESBIANESS! EVILLL!" She screamed in horror as she dropped it and ran around screaming. The armies stopped fighting to watch Mara freaking out. The fangirl army finally realized what her weakness was as they picked up the doujinshi. "She's allergic to shoujo-ai!" Wanda proudly announced as she held out the doujinshi at her. Mara continued screaming, finally knocking over her throne and getting pinned to the ground because the chair on top of her.
"Please! Do anything you want with me! Just don't show anymore shoujo-ai!" Mara begged as the fangirl army surrounded her. Ash vault rose garden smirked she crossed her arms. "We, of the Save Our Bishounen army, demand that you free our bishounen back to the wild where we can glomp them as much as we want under free will. And we'll going to put you away in jail for awhile, because obviously we have a lot of witnesses about what you've done." She said. "Here here!" Vash yelled from the cage. "Is that all?" Mara asked, glaring at the fangirl army with contempt. "You also must give the magic donut back to Timmy Turner so he can wish this all back to normal." "…Very well…" Mara extracted the donut from her pocket and handed it to the leader, pouting.
"Here! Catch!" Ash vault rose garden threw it at the cage, but it hit the bars and dropped into the pit of cats. "Uh oh…" She said sweatdropping. Everyone's eyes widened as they watched the cats fight over it, eating every single last crumb of it. "AHHHH! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?" Everyone screamed. "Eh heh…sorry!" She said, scratching the back of her head in embarrassment. "…Now we'll never get out of this nightmare!" He wailed. Just when things seemed bad, Mara spoke up. "Here…You might as well have the rest of the nasty donut, brat." She said, throwing it at the cage. "I was going to keep it, but I don't like the taste." This time Timmy caught it and ate the rest of the donut. "…Ick! That's nasty! But I wish everything was back to normal, and Mara was in jail!" Everything glowed, and within a flash everything was back to normal. All the bishounen blinked as they were free from Mara's wish. There was suddenly a whole bunch of girls' screams, and a whole lot of glomping. "Whoa! Too much love there!" Timmy said. "Hey, at least we saved the world." Wanda said.
A/N: AHHHH! bows sooo sorry! I haven't updated this story in a while! I was sooo busy over the month putting up my fanart and stuff.