Bird: Hey hey, anyone who's reading! How many are there really? Oh well.
Furuba Characters: AHEM! Disclaimer?
Bird: PLEASE! Please, please, please, Adrienne!
Adrienne: I don't wanna! It's just some simple words: " I do not own Fruits Basket"
Bird: Hehe…
Adrienne: Hey! I'll get you! How DARE you trick me!
::Bird panics and hides in closet.::
Adrienne: I know you're there…"Masterson…" Phillip said darkly. Thankfully Masterson had been looking past Phillip's ear, and had not noticed it was Phillip.
"WHOA! What the freak?! Oh… it's you Phillip. OH! GOD! IT'S YOU! CRAP! YOU COME HERE!" Masterson cried. Phillip sneered at him. "Too bad…" and Phillip sped up the stage. Panting, he mustered up some nerves to walk onto the stage. Masterson had no idea where he went… he had lost him.
"That must've been a bad dream… C'mon! I got to wake up already!" Masterson grunted. He pinched himself. It wasn't enough to wake him up. He karate chopped, his hand straight and hard as stone, going 50 miles per hour.
"$&!" He screamed in agony. He had broken his right bone. This was real all right; now to find the way to the hospital before he lost consciousness….
"Guess what, Yuki-kun?" Phillip asked cheerfully at school.
"What?" Yuki replied.
"Chicken butt!" He said.
"Guess why?" Phillip tried again.
"…Chicken pot pie?" Yuki said, wondering.
"Ooh, you're good." Phillip chattered. He leaned back in his seat and stretched his arms, pumping them into the air. Yuki noticed a scar right next to his belly button.
"Where did you get that scar, Phillip-kun?" He asked politely, curious but not trying to pry.
"Would you believe me if I said a mad chicken went for me and scraped me in the stomach?" Phillip said tartly.
"Unethical and strange…" Yuki thought. But I'm quite unethical and strange too. "I guess, Phillip-kun."
"Ok, then that's my explanation!" He said, avoiding the truth. He went along his business.
"Don't we have to prepare for the second quarter festival? This time, we're doing the 60 feet pudding drop," Yuki announced to the class. Everyone murmured excitedly. Everyone came up with ideas.
"How about the prizes being a night hotel night with YUKI-KUN!" Phillip said. Yuki and the Yuki Fan Club glared ungratefully.
"That's sick," one of the Yuki Fan Club girls said.
"Oh… hehehe, sorry, I was really kidding, guys… although that would work great!" He said. Half the class looked ready to punch the stars out of Phillip Ko's sockets.
"Or… there's always a wrapped present! And if the contestant can get it into the bucket of pudding, we can remove the wrappings and give them the gift inside!" Tohru smiled.
"How nice, Tohru! Does everyone agree?" Yuki asked. Everyone consented, immediately, all at once. Phillip Ko shuddered.
"Everyone just said, 'ok'… that was creepy," Phillip said. Yuki smiled mischeviously.
"Do you want to see what's really creepy? Ok… here goes… SO, girls, tell me, where do you live? Perhaps Minagata-san could share hers, especially?" Yuki said politely. The girls practically pounced all over Yuki.
"I'm from 15 Maple Street!"
"From Kirena Avenue!" Phillip laughed like crazy. He kept laughing, and laughing… he wouldn't stop.
"What the hell is your problem?" Kyo yelled, and bopped him hard on the head, to see if there was any effect. None. He kept on laughing.
"You… ::gasp:: girls ::laugh::… ARE SERIOUSLY SAD! And…" he said trailing off. An hour later, he was still going strong, and the teacher had asked him to stand outside to calm himself. BIG mistake. Now his laughter drifted through the whole floor.
"Eh… is he ok? Perhaps we need to call an ambulance…" Tohru said incoherently. Adrienne came stalking from the other class, carrying a mouth mask that was connected to a small tank of sedative.
"Okee, Phil, calm down…" Adrienne cooed, and slipped the mouth mask over his nose and mouth. Phillip immediately stopped laughing and his face was perfectly tranquil, and he blabbered happily.
"Yoo knoooo, I once gots a pweetyy… birdsy… hehehe…" Then, Adrienne shrugged and said,
"That sedative unlocks a particularly happy chest of memories in his mind… it lasts for about two minutes. Unfortunately, his happy side is a bit dull…" Adrienne shrugged, and trudged off to her own classroom.
This was short, but I'm updating two chapters, okay, Sami the archangel and I-luv-spongebob? I just thought the two chapters belong in different stories… natural ending point and all. PLEASE Review… because I've only got 3 reviews… And it sort of disheartens me… maybe I'm just a pathetically obsessed sad person…