Bird: Today, I'll be entering my story! But to make it clear, I DO NOT OWN FURUBA. Thank you.
Adrienne: WHAT?! How can you? You embarrass me.
Bird: Bah. I'm coming in whether you like it or not.
Adrienne: God, why is my creator so demented?
Bird: Demented? How rude! You make me sound like I'm old, too!
Adrienne: You are freaking old! I may be older, but at least I don't spend my life in front of a computer.
Bird: :sob: My dignity as a person is scarred forever…MY POINT OF RETARDED VIEW:
So, right now, everyone is still in the cabins… sleeping restfully. It's time… to wake them up! ::Brings in boom box:: heheheh… this is where the fun begins!
I brought in the boom box and I inserted an old, crusty CD. As in turn the volume knob to full, I bring my finger closer and closer to the red play button. The residents in the cabin slept peacefully, not knowing what things might happen next. Click… the button was pressed.
"SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THANG SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THANG, YAYA, EVERYBODY DO IT NOW!" The boom box screamed.
"Hey people! It's the crack of midnight, and it's time to get up!" I yelled over the music. "It's a story special, and you guys have to be awake for this story to mean anything!" A bleary-eyed Yuki sat up in shock.
"Who are you?!" He said fiercely, wanting me to explain myself.
"Good Lord, Bird, you've really outdone yourself this time," Adrienne grumbled. "We already talked about this! You WEREN'T coming in…"
"Adrienne, who's this?" Momiji asked, happy to meet someone new.
"LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WE CAN DANCE! COME ON I---" The music blared; It was cut off by a grumpy Kyo.
"Oh! Heheh, forgot about the music. Well, I have another name, but online, I call myself Bird!" I said, bowing and introducing myself. Phillip likes making situations worse… that's how I created him, it's his nature.
"She's me and Adrienne's mom!" he called out. Not exactly something that sounds very right. Haru gaped.
"B-but you don't even loo… you don't even look as old as Adrienne-san! That's amazing!" Momiji interpreted. I shifted around uncomfortably, and said,
"Look, I'm NOT Philly or Adri's mother. I've just kinda… err…" I didn't know what to say, without going into the explicit detail of how they were somehow made up. "Just like acted as their nanny… sort of… well, they're older than me, but I was the full-time nanny's… daughter." And I eyed Adrienne and Phillip viciously, and sent a message: 'Go with the story'
"Then why the hell did Phillip call you his mom?" Kyo asked, confused.
"Ah, yes, that misinterpretation… let's just go with the story that Phillip has… a sport of teasing me." I said, laughing nervously. Everyone was aghast of Bird's Sudden Appearance: BSA. (You know, right now, that looks like bullshit association… SORRY… but that's me). While everyone was discussing this matter, the eyes were off me temporarily. I took the radio and ran as fast as I could. I found the exact cabin where I created it: Cabin E-2. This would be sweet…
I snuck in and took out yet another old, crusty CD and placed it inside the room where my real life friends came into the scene. I added them into this cabin just so I could do this.
"HEY! Belinda! Jasmine! Sophia! Jacquelyn! Karen! Kailin! Ambar! Sofia! Anna! Michelle M.! I am here!"
"Whoooaa! Geez louiz, Valerie!" Sophia muttered.
"Okaaaay, Valerie, I think you need to calm down," Ambar said.
"Ja, sure, in a second. Let's first listen to BeeGees! Yeah! Saturday Night Fever!" I screamed.
"Valerie! Shut up!" Kailin said. Jokingly, of course. I hope.
"You are special guests in my FanFiction story! Say 'cheese makes ya fart!'" I chimed, and sped off. "Hey… wait a second… they weren't supposed to call me VALERIE! HEY! YOU CRAZY KIDS!" I shouted back. "MY NAME IS NOT VALERIE! IT'S BIRD! YA HEAR? PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE READING THIS!" Uh-oh, you didn't just read that my name was Valerie! I hoped that Adrienne had not heard. Or Phillip for that matter. SHH! This is our little secret…
"Where did you go?" asked Tohru, obviously worried.
"I met my friends." I said.
"Interesting. Your friends go to Kaibara High School? What are their names?" Yuki asked. Blah. I hate you, you devilish rat!
"Oh! Well, they are just here for the campout, so they don't actually go to this school…" I mumbled incoherently. It was a miracle for any of them to hear, but after all, they had an animal side to them. Haru looked pissed.
"Dude, you just come in here, and you waltz around, and show off your demented—" Haru growled. I got a bit mad, myself. I was not one who liked being called demented.
"Oh, don't have a COW!" I snapped back. I whisked around. "I'll visit you in the morning, when you leave." The gang of nine people were tired anyways, and slept until late into the morning. They weren't scheduled to leave until 3:00 pm.
"The Fair! Yuki-kun!" Everyone was going around like crazy. Phillip was working hard too. They had just come back from the campsite. I was hiding in the shadows. I tapped Phillip behind the back, not to show that I was there, but because I wanted his attention.
"Ever wonder how the last fair turned out? Ask for photos of Yuki-kun. He was a BIG part of the onigiri stand that they did for last time…" I said sneakily. Phillip knew it was something good.
"Alright!" he said winking. He felt it an important issue, and wore off his happy mask.
"May someone please show me how the onigiri sales were last time? Anything that anyone did in particular that we can use again here?" He announced to the whole class. "Perhaps some photos?" A girl showed him Yuki-kun in that ridiculous outfit from volume 2. Phillip's face was distorted, because he was trying to hold in something.
"I… need some time in the bathroom…" he said nervously, running into the corridors and into the men's bathroom. He burst out laughing and fell too the floor. Adrienne heard the commotion coming from the men's bathroom. She reached for the sleep mask, but decided against it. He wouldn't bother anyone there… unless someone wanted to take a piss… ok, perhaps she should go… and she got out of her seat and ran off, trailing behind her a mouth mask linked up to a canister of gas.
"Adrienne," I said, lolling around the streets. Phil was out. Simply out, because I had said so. With persistently bad timing, all my nine friends that were mentioned at camp, came around.
"Hey, Val!" They said. Adrienne was stifling laughs, and couldn't wait to rub it in my face. When the nine left, I was too stunned to shout back, "HEY, YOU CRAZY KIDS! I'M BIRD! NOT VALERIE! PEOPLE MAY BE LISTENING, YA KNOW!"
"I knew that Bird wasn't your real name! Ha ha! What a silly name! This is juicy news…" she cackled evilly.
"Ah! PLEASE! SPARE ME! I BEG YOU!" I begged, crying.
"You know what this means… PUBLIC HUMILIATION!" Adrienne said menacingly. I was too ashamed to go back into my story again.
Adrienne: That was a good chapter.
Bird: How about the next chapter when I LOCK YOU IN A FRIGGIN' BATHROOM WITH YOU IN THE BATHTUB!
Adrienne: ::shock:: That's not going to happen…
3 minutes Later…
Bird: HELP ME! ADRIENNE IS KEEPING ME PRISONER! GAHH-- ::gagged and thrown under the bed::
Adrienne: The next chapter… will be written by me folks… I'm afraid Bird is out sick…